Lock, Stock Part 8

[drakemanification]

Lord Fucking Lucan!

[TheXPEHBAM]

good film, ye boys



[EASTSIDE4LIFELONDON]

@beyondThaDeepWoods a million thumbs up, let's show these cunts wot fuckin time it is wen day hit London (east)

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

not really that smart to go party after you just robbed some murderous people

[LucySkyz]

I just hate that Rory character. He's always been insufferable to me. Same with this Dog one.

[skumrock]

Cause if you don't...I'll kill ya

[Troublesome2008]

[Continuous gunfire and Greek music]

[flutterbunny]

TOM: There’s six black cocks and a little white kitten sitting on the side of the road. Here's the rest of the joke: How many beaks have they got between them? SOAP: Six. TOM: How many wings have they got between them? SOAP: Twelve. TOM: How many feet? SOAP: Er, well, twelve. TOM: That’s right. So how many whiskers has the little white kitten got? SOAP: How the fuck should I know? TOM: How come you know so much about black cocks and so little about white pussy?

[flutterbunny]

"You'd take a pain in the arse for amyls"

[TKane001]

@flutterbunny i always thought he said air-miles :)

[drakemanification]

lol Plank: "What the fuck is going on?"

[yoyaya007]

hahahaha at 1:14 the black guy brings the juice and then take it back  LMAO fat greek boy

[slytown]

Doesn't that one thief look like Karl Pilkington?

[sammylava]

I know you couldn't have known my position coz you're not that stupid that if you did, you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your arse, with that "what's goin' on 'ere " look slapped all over your chevy chase

[chorley250894]

@Trainspotter2480 naa mate there scousers :)

[boohorlicks]

@Trainspotter2480 mah mate, they're from liverpool,. scousers.

[bletso123]

you go get the guns, i drive the car!

[Adamwallace5]

wrap the guns up, count the money and put your seatbelt on!!

[malot]

VERY FAST GREEK MUSIC

[tpo4264]

name of the song please!! 6:14

[Troublesome2008]

@tpo4264

"Zorba the Greek" by the Gypsy Kings. It's the banjo version.

[Blinkday1791]

You got something here for me, have you? *BEWSH* haha - 9:10

[WakingLife4444]

:30 Statham's a beast

[epicvlas]

tom the fater you get the sader you get !!!!!

[LakerGold24]

[Continuous gunfire

and Greek music]

[6Ott7]

Classic Hit and Run.

[pitchoune205]

The name of the music at the beginning of this short movie ? pleaaaase

[lukeycc67]

@pitchoune205 walk this land - EZ Rollers

[tadhgxxx]

plank luks like damian marley



[rebeliza]

mr breaker! lol

[BeyondThaDeepWoods]

1. I hate how every other country thinks London is full of posh-tea drinkers. No, thats the queen. Come on down to London and yell "your all a bunch of tea drinking posh wankers!" and see what happens.

2. This is english. Not British. Britain is the whole of it. England is just the little area in the middle.

3. I love rory's afro.

[lopatnik]

"six black cocks and a little white kitten sitting on the side of the road" wow i have an idea how this joke ended hehehe.

[TerminalCriticism]

"you're s'posed to be the 'ard case....."

looool

[burgersforreal]

when that firefight broke out between the white cunts and black cunts..once I heard that machine gun fire, i knew it would be messy on the black cunts side.

[britdemo]

notice in the subtiltles it says white cunts but not black cunts ......it just says .....white cunts joke ?? coz im not luaghing ni.ko.las

[topbluffa1]

i love the way he says cannabis.

"is this some white cunts joke that black cunts dont get... coz im not fucking laughing nico.las."

lol

[britdemo]

@topbluffa1 yea thats asome...and the black dude walking in with a drink in the background. then walks off like...........ooohh shit its going to cick off

[JCVDFan1]

Thank god for guy ritchie

[gregerson20]

@MisterTwoPiece They seek him here, they seek him there/ those policemen seek him everywhere/ is he in heaven or is he in hell/ that dammed elusive... sh-a-a-a-a-dow.

[murray1249]

@gregerson20

Getaway car.. I knew i forgot something!

[leemeires]

now mister bubble and sqeak you may inlighten me lol

[gregerson20]

Does anyone remember Mr Breaker from Only fools and horses he played a character called Lennox Gilby in the episode The longest night where he arm robbed a supermarket lol was good search it

[leemeires]

the only other movie i remmber him in is mean machine with vinny jones

[MisterTwoPiece]

@gregerson20 "I'm a right villain I am" lmao

[gregerson20]

@MCKRUSH I thought the same should of paid Harry asap haha

[Youngste7]

you get the fooooking guns

[supahoopsa001]

not a second wasted in this film, utterly brilliant!

[leavingthiscity]

watch the way he steps back with the drink at 1:10 to 1:20

[semaj7891]

@leavingthiscity haha love it

[batrama310]

Zorba!!

[W52CWStackVids]

That's the fuckin way to live life 0:01 LOL

[alfok]

Do u Understand? bcuz if u dont, I KILL U!!!

[britishleylandcrap]

That short guy he chucks through the wall is Steve Sweeney. I met him once in Tesco :P

[MCKRUSH]

Man, they should have paid Harry BEFORE getting shitfaced ...

Is it just me, or is this scene Richie's homage to the party scene in "Mean Streets"?

[davisrj3]

my friends and I are considerably less cool when we get shitfaced

[TheAlmightyAss]

the scousers and rory breaker make this movie lol

[iamjohn89]

lol yeah i agree

[cdwordsworth26]

paul's cool but he aint a major player majorspursfan

[majorspursfan]

pauls the best charactor in it

[blackcard23]

lol "continuous gunfire and greek music"

[LeeRoi22]

Cause Im not fucking laughing Ni-ko-las

[GuzziHeroV50]

Nik-ol-arse :p

[KingCarnage754]

1:00-2:13, nonstop laughter

especially at 1:14 when the bodyguard walks in on the ordeal and slowly backs away

[ChainsmokingPothead]

y it is actually missing.

[1udwi6]

part 9 is missing ain't it?

[uploadloginsitehelp]

No its not

[1udwi6]

would you please send me the link? cause I can't find it

[palestinianjerusalem]

when ur dancing with the devil u wait for the song to stop

[biker1395]

" because im not fucking laughing nic-oh-larse" hahaahaha

[NACROPOSSE]

Vinnie Jones is a tit

[bletso123]

i love the way all the seperate story lines connect up at the end

like in snatch

[soopurhero]

I fucking hate those subtitles.

[khawajaarslanahmed]

9:34

[BouncePounce]

FUBAR

[CZARofLA]

classic with the Zorba the Greek music...

[IvanTheHeathen]

"Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunt's don't get? 'Cuz I'm not fucking laughing Nik-o-las!!"

That's fucking classic!!

[ellis9020]

1 of the best lines in the movie

[justmelisa2006]

nik-ol-arse!

[Elle7491]

i love that nik-o-las bit :)

[Morthund]

I mean they should be hare-of-the-dog drinking

or the hare gets away from the Courseing dogs, like in Snatch...

[Morthund]

the same Bren-gun as in "Snatch"

nice one, Guy

[siemenspill]

there was a bren gun in snatch????

[pierrecee]

very fast greek music

[Morthund]

uh!?

[utting54]

get the fucking guns

[b00mdeadgf]

omfg i love that black guy!

[alcodray]

8:30 is the best part

[mensionwillruleASAP]

lol at dog goin mad,

[funkwoo86]

whats the song at 6:17 ?

[trickseyfool]

Theme from "Zorba the Greek"

[peverill]

Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts dont get???

cause im not fuckin laughing

Ni-ko-las!

[KnightOfTirawley]

..because if you don't, I'll kill you!

[olfire]

2:56 definetly the best bit.. the bit where anyone who's been watching the film, ANYONE goes... ohhhhhh **** the proverbial **** is gonna hit the fan.

[nnmlk]

this is my favorite part of the whole movie

[SunmanXII]

at 07:46 I swear the guy looks exactly like Lawrence Fishburne

[megawutt]

Too bad the drinking scene is cut in half. The British surely know how to drink.

[Ne3dToRel4x]

Il Fuckin' Kill Ya.

[yuge89]

tom the fatter you get, the sadder you get.

[mab999]

Afghan. Mujahid. 4. life. n' dat

[mab999]

Sorry ignore than comment, accident

[Arkady63]

"You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles..."

[939817271]

love it at 1:18 when the black guy with the drink walks in and then just edges back out again

[eminemforlifenoshit]

"WAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON" LOL LOL

[shekablud]

is tha drum & bass at the start, soundin good

[drfeelgood1992]

i am vinnie jones

[drfeelgood1992]

what do u cal the songat the start of this video its class

[Lozimia2]

yeah i think snatch is more of a comedy than lock stock and two smoking barrels but i perfer lock stock (this film)

[popedinho]

Greek Music is cool :)

[SCE2AUX]

"SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!"

[NIGGERgetURfucking]

lock stock and two smoking barrels is more better then snatch it has more guns in it :)

[mkrtychyan1]

snatch to me is funnier

[jcm15101992]

what song/ tune is playing in the background around 7:47?

[sapimu]

zorba the greek

[carlospype]

It reminds me of 'Pour un flirt' from Michel Delpech

[wizz0808]

Super!

[Demceez]

brilliant :D fukin love british films!!

[topbluffa1]

plz dont call it british like everyone who says "British accent" it makes no sense. this is a english film. not british ok?

[murray1249]

@topbluffa1

You clearly forget that we English are also known as British.

[MattBeckstrom]

@topbluffa1 Well, why doesn't let Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland rescind their British nationality and become free states, then!

[topbluffa1]

as a part Scottish part northern Ireland person i think they should. so :P.

[MattBeckstrom]

@topbluffa1 Sweet.

[VanHalen07994]

@topbluffa1 defo

[ALEXANDER4GISLENE]

is this a declaration of war?

is this some white cunt's joke? that black cunt's don't get?

cause i'm not fucking laughing ni-ko-las!

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooool

[topbluffa1]

lol.

[shamelessness]

One of the most memorable lines i know...

[LATINOFOLYF]

its too funny wen his head gos through da wall loooool

[Azamarda]

What's the song at the beginning?

[Sweetspeas]

Ez Rollers - walk this land