Dylan Moran - Lies & Excuses (Monster)

[JRoN1Mo]

"I had a BUN. And it was delicious because I knew you were waiting" - So true sometimes it hurts. Although sometimes it's not a bun I'm having. Sometimes it's a wank

[Harirawr5]

"Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!"

[Halldisa]

"That was me, chewing the bed..." ahaha! Been there..shoulda used that line ¬_¬

[atrum101]

his hair is such a mess...and it's AWESOME!

[ceridwenwyn]

"i need more space..." People never quantify exactly how much space they need do they, but strangely enough it always seems to be the same height, depth and breadth as you

[conmadigan]

"I hate you so much it gives me energy"!!

[DCrazyMe96]

everything is right... but I would never lie to my boyfriend by saying the fault was me, if I said so, it would be true

[imintofilms]

he's accurate, funny and gorgeous.

[thecians]

"i hate you so much it gives me energy" one of the best lines iv heard in a long time hahahaha

[thekrakenism]

PILEEEZ GOA WEH!

xD

[rassilonsvids]

The hair...Oh, the hair. *drool*

[joystixxify]

oh my god hahaha that is so fucking brilliant.

[BrokenSmiles91]

I hate you so much it gives me energy. This guy is amazing!

[DaphCh3m3ng08]

"Can I get a drink so I don't have to look at you too much?" XDDDDDD

[MizzYEAHYEAHYEAH]

The way he says 'Go Away'. Classic. Fricken fatastic.

[PaintSniffer07]

@MizzYEAHYEAHYEAH sounds more french than Irish though...maybe you could say it is Frenchtastic

[noodles1916]

@PaintSniffer07 there are different accents for different parts of ireland

[Svendsor]

@M0rbides Love the pun xD

[linaseoyonpark]

"I have to get up early in the morning to hate you because there isn't time enough!"

[DigitalGhost94]

@linaseoyonpark love it.

[Idolcruisefix]

saying what you feel or think is a huge problem in society, and moran is like the shakespear of early 21st century comendy, i think. but shakespear might have been writen by an unknown party?!

[kourii]

height, depth, BREADTH, guys!

[GlissFliska]

*sigh* why must people quote everything. I JUST WATCHED IT OK?

[Beacle13]

@GlissFliska Why do you have to read the comments? They're repeating their favorite phrases.

With that, "I HAVE TO GET UP EXTRA EARLY IN THE MORNING TO HATE YOU, BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAY."

[DigitalGhost94]

@GlissFliska true.

[LizzieLovesSkyline]

you know that wierd sound in the night ? that was me, chewing the bed out of sheer boredom. <3

[seinonymous]

People never quantify how much space they need. But it always seems to be the same height , length and depth as you...looool

[12345l6789]

i adore the way he says "please go away!"

[DigitalGhost94]

@12345l6789 ditto.

[VampyricTenderness]

*claps*...awesome.

[MrCommenterguy]

it happens to be the same height,lenght and depth as you :P

[saintnickXIII]

stfu

[keggerous]

dude just became one of my favorite comics

[brainwasher9876]

"I hate you so much it gives me energy". Just found the perfect line for my ex.

[traceurpaul]

he's a fucking legend, everything he says is so corect

[DigitalGhost94]

@traceurpaul i agree

[shiftyaftermaff]

@traceurpaul I love the irony of correct being spelled wrong. I surely can't be the only one!

[Brinniey]

dont blame him for the bitterness lol, he's right, and it sucks lol

[Cha0tic86]

He''s brilliant!

[kourinthellama]

Indeed, you can tell that one came from first-hand experience!

[tacoshitter]

@EvilAtria you realise it's just an act right? he's happily married with kids. he sounds bitter cause it's funny, and makes a good living from it.

[Simnator92]

I had a bun... HAHA

[soccercrazygal]

lmao dylan moran is hilarious!!

[Eugenia101]

'i have to wake up early in the morning just to hate you, because there isn't enough time during the day'

lol

[x3ny0]

"i hate you so much it gives me energy" lmao

[luvyaxxx13]

this was my fav part of the entire show haha "chewing the bed out o sheer boredom"