NILE - Papyrus Containing ...

[drdave313]

I thought I told you little teenie boppers to flush this rubbish down the shit hole??? DO IT!!! DO IT NOW!!!!

[Metal69Rush]

Let the 28 mother fuckers who have disliked this video turn into a consuming fire!

[ChuckSchuldinerRIP0]

Telling the crocodiles to fuck off!

[richerfilter1]

I cant even blastbeat that fast in my dreams

[McTusks992]

How is it possible to play that damn fast and growl like a fuckin' dinosaur at the same moment? Respect to these dudes!

[immortalperser]

The crocodile ate most of the title. Luckily the papyrus preserved its possessor.....(too long to write it all out)

[drdave313]

FLUSH IT LIKE A TURD...Right down the ole shit hole..

[Marauder623]

@drdave313 why are you still trolling? just listen to what ever you like and leave us alone (AND I AM TRYING TO BE NICE)

[Rivendark]

Prayer containing spell to preserve priest to be catched by the police for molestation of young boys

[TheKarigrandi]

george kollias and hes epic lean forward one foot blast \,,/

[NathanBro1]

Egyption Mytholigy + Death Metal

Fucking Epic

[Tamtenyo]

video kinda sucks, but song is amazing, hail Nile!

[TheGanainm]

...hemp fibers. Roll it, light it, smoke it.

[TheMorbidAsshole]

george is not human

[drdave313]

Rubbish!!!!!

[S3hnsuch7]

@drdave313 hey we dont care about yourself here.

[rafforca]

@drdave313 YOU R Fucking Rubbish!!!!!

[Dragonclaw107]

My littlesister is 6 and she loves this. That's so...

Epic.

[odiumhumanigeneri616]

@Dragonclaw107 mine likes Justin Bieber, :(

I apologize for mentioning the abominations name, but I wanted to respond.

[Dragonclaw107]

@odiumhumanigeneri616

My littlesister also loves swedish Eric Saade (don't search it, he's like that beaver...)... But she headbangs to Metallica, Iron Maiden and Dark Funeral C:

[trollishmetalhead]

@drdave313 seriously, GO AWAY IF YOU DONT LIKE THE MUSIC BITCH. WE DONT NEED YOU.

[drdave313]

@trollishmetalhead ..Music?? Where??

[trollishmetalhead]

@drdave313 where the hell are your fucking ears? in your ass maybe?

[paddymoep]

@drdave313 Here. What should be then? A sport? Kamasutra?

Of course it's music, idiot.

[mujuma]

@drdave313 people who don't share your opinion on music, individuals that enjoy Death Metal.

You've got some great music on your channel, Led Zeppelin, ZZ Top, Savatage, etc.

Please, leave, we don't need any e-fighting.

[MrSchuldinerthegreat]

Even Nuclear blast bored to write the complete title

[maggot1234]

i think guys has one of the most brutal growls ever

[andrallsdepaus]

a bitch band the nile They come here in Brazil went to a show of them fucking!!!!

[wargasm58]

@andrallsdepaus Hahah, Everyone knows Brazil is the fucking asshole of the world, you fucking ape, Im surprised you even got internet to post your crap, monkeylips......

[VictorHeavyMetal95]

@wargasm58 dude, you are a little bit racist, dont you?

[wargasm58]

@VictorHeavyMetal95 No, lol I love Sepultura so I'm just fucking with cha

[HeWhoBreedsPesilence]

Papyrus Containing the Spell to Remember the Whole Title of the Song Because Nile Titles are Ridiculously Long.

Damn, that's one big papyrus.

[VonHendrixTV]

does anyone know any egyptain sounding scales i could use to play death metal like this?

[WencesWasHere]

@VonHendrixTV Try Harmonic Minor, it's got some eastern vibe going on... You can play with intervals as well to find the sound you want coming from the diatonic scales. Hope that helps :)

[13fiesty]

Interwebs containing the website to make fun of he who make stupid comments on a good video! :) lol best one yet?

[tehmiff]

I swear I bet they made this song just to get more comments on Youtube lol

[bigrizzleful]

yes i did fail "maths" in school did you fail grammar in school?

[Dwergideon]

Comments containing jokes to crack me up when i have a bad day

[SargeantSledgehammer]

Box containing the condems to preserve its posseser against attacks from the disease within the hooker!

[13fiesty]

@SargeantSledgehammer lmao thats funny

[bigrizzleful]

this is 3 man band with so much fucking skill at what they do it leaks out their nutsack

[ShinyMetalInsano]

@bigrizzleful did you fail maths in school?

[MegaGod2]

that dog food commercial is bout the gayest thing ive seen

[scidhell]

Muito fodaaaaaaaaa! melhor banda de Brutal Death metal !

[xzckx]

video budget: 34$

[leadpipeninja111]

@xzckx Nile song in background: Priceless.

[filth69ify1]

best dethmetal ever

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

Papyrus containing that which protects you from the terrors of the motherfucking deep. Stay on the shore so you don't freaking die.

[ulfhedinn666]

death metal at it's brutal best

[hlslayer123]

I love these comments on altering the original title. Its cracking me up.

[drdave313]

RUBBISH!!! Flush it down the shithole!! DO IT!! DO IT NOW!!!

[elvisman2000]

@drdave313 .. Still?

[SaabyHun97]

Bunch of comments about rewriting the songname should listen the fucking music and headbang.

[SpiritMolecule1]

NILE= Awesome!

Karmablade= The new hope for Metal

[nemtastic]

I might just switch to geico if I see another fucking Progressive ad.

[iriahi]

Band that prevents me from illusions of stupid dreams of ever becoming skilled enough to play one of their songs only half as fast.

[dbslavchev]

@iriahi bad way to go

[iriahi]

@dbslavchev Nope, realistic. But it's a good thing you said that.

[TheBlacksanta78]

you're all wrong!  this isn't death metal or any other genre. this is pure perfection!

[Friendroid]

"...deeeez nuuuhuuutz"

[sickness9086]

damn epic!!!

[LuxPostNoctem]

Burger containing the fat to preserve its eater against the alcohol which is in the bottle.

[caasddg]

i love this song,even though the song name is longer than the song itself :D

[turquoiseguy]

Wow. Two years ago I came across this video in my recommended for you section, and I recall despising it with all my heart. I hated the vocals so much. I haven't listened to it since, and I came back now and it is one of the best things I have ever heard! I feel sorry for anyone who can't say the same.

[jedwalker10]

@turquoiseguy Glad you gave it a second chance, I felt the same

[DeathMetalforever]

@turquoiseguy This and "sarcophagus" are my favorite songs from Nile and let me tell you. Nile is miles away from other Death Metal bands! Their technicality is second to none, this whole egyptology in their lyrics is fucking awesome and the quality in the music is not like other metal bands wraaa wraaaa graaaaahhhh... blast this or any other song like "sarcophagus" on a nice stereo and you see the difference on how great their music sounds.

Nile fucking owns any Metal band in the world!

[Starcraft2Rogue]

''Socks that i wear to use my sneakers from preventing bed smell''

''Wallet that i use to put my money from preventing it from theft'

[reaver901]

i love how everybody is alternating the song name its hilarious 

[Jaypee319]

"Condom containing the spermicide to prevent an unwanted pregnancy from my 18-year old girlfriend who I regularly sleep with."

[Corrosive1]

@Jaypee319 FUCKEN LOL'D

[85Aheadstix]

@Jaypee319 ahahaha, clever

yet slightly wrong, LOVE IT!

[chiodos132]

@Jaypee319 Recent findings from paleontologists prove that the texts misread and 18 was more along the lines of 15...

[CosmicKush420]

@Sexyvanian its not "real" death metal, its old, or original death metal, or if u wanna be a fag u can say "old school death metal"

[PNI2]

@CosmicKush420 okay, so then what /is/ "real" death metal?

[dreamtheaterz28]

@CosmicKush420 So why dont you give us all a lesson and tell us what "real" death metal is...

[Sexyvanian]

Nile is one of the few death metal bands that are still playing real Death Metal..

[DeathMetalforever]

@Sexyvanian what's supposed to be real Death Metal? every Death Metal band has a different style/technique. Anyways, I hate genres and subgenres but this is actually Death/Technical Death Metal.... aaaaaah genres suck! Lets just say that Nile owns every other band out there and that no other band can surpass their greatness. Them and Hate Eternal are my fav bands.....

[xveganXmuffinsx]

RIP Mandi, your talent reached so many different fields, even metal, you are a special person even after leaving this life.

[MultiFatCobra]

Papyrus containing the encryption that reads: "How to treat crocodile wounds."

[HandofMisery]

Cave containing the obsidian to preserve it's possessor against attacks from creepers who hide in trees.

[Metallideth1993]

HAHA! Some of these comments are fucking hilarious. But seriously, Nile fucking rules.

[SaabyHun97]

Video containing the music that is one of the great death metal that makes your head into banging and will rock you.

[viceralshit]

condom contain the espermiside to preserve my semen against ovules from my 15 years old grilfriend`s pussy <3

[paddymoep]

You mean that guy on the cover of my cereals?

That crocodile dude?

[CrushinRuSSian27]

this song is about a day on the beach and having fun in the sun

[donSparda]

@CrushinRuSSian27

Definately:=)

[TruthSufferage]

The chorus is actaully really catchy.

[Ndixon119]

NILE IS THE SHIT!!!!

[mujuma]

Colonic villus biopsy performed on the gastro-intestinally incapable.

[cavemangu]

people making up song titles when they should just be listening to nile and fuckin up crocidiles in the water

[samoth3453]

24 idiots were devoured for who is in the water...

[oktayne]

"Song containing too much awesomeness to have its full title written on a youtube page," lmao!!

[TheSonsofHorusx]

LOL the guy who rights the song name just stops after papyrus containing becuase its soo long =D

[inquisidor1]

@TheSonsofHorusx actually they have another song with a longer name

[surrfacing]

dreading the day that his voice gives up

[MetallicAciDD]

one of the best guitar riffs ever in my opinion...

[clockworkmike83]

They should play this over the PA system in the malls during Christmas and Easter, while the kids get to sit with Santa and The Easter Bunny. Sounds like a lovely and divine family spiritual tune.

[FLUFFAY96]

How the SHIT does the drummer get his feet and hands going that fast?!

[Finniej]

@FLUFFAY96 Drugs. Lots of it.

[inquisidor1]

@FLUFFAY96 with years of practice hehe

[Yogsoggeth]

@TheWildcatWarrior Listerine is toxic waste the company would have to pay to dump, instead people pay them for it and drink the shit! The world is an ugly place. thats why metal sounds so good.

[SHiNYYYYYYYYYYYYY]

papyrus telling the crocodiles to fuck off !

[planetofzeus]

@TheWildcatWarrior epic!

[Haloman777]

I didnt know Kevin Spacy sang for Nile

[WencesWasHere]

love the arrhythmic growls!

[deadloque]

23 people like justin bieber

[wiitagds]

this is just a beast of a band. they fucking rule over any egyptian god!

[jedwalker10]

A piece of paper with some stuff on it that could save you if a crocodile decides to bite your ass off 

[subjulio]

@jedwalker10 ...not knowing that crocodiles can't read!!

[DeathMetalforever]

@jedwalker10 your comment is a classic~!!!!!!!!

[pdm29615]

oh my god it is the metal version of Gallagher

[Zarvarza]

1. Service to Society is the highest form of honor.

2 .Avoid petty laws and useless officials.

3. The Voice of society is Law.

4. Unity in the common cause is Victory.

5. Truth and Secrecy have their places.

6. Dishonor will result if this law is ignored.

7. Teach by Tradition and Tempered Reason

8. All laws shall adhere to these Guides.

9. Protect these Guides with the will of the heart.

10. Unite the world in a new Living Language.

[85Aheadstix]

This is the meaning of BRUTALITY!.

NILE 4 EVER!.

[LuanKolesne]

BLAST FUCKING BEATS EVERYWHERE!

[monkeychunkey]

i'll rename this song for them. "A Really Long Name, Perhaps Too Long For Saying Something Rather Simple But Is Extended For Heightened Brutality Because Nile Is Awesome"

[ElProgramaDeChvka]

papyrus containing the spell to press... fuck that shit, this song is great!

[drdave313]

Is this the new wave of Kiddie Core???

[Mas10]

everytime i listen to the song i understand at 0:54 "AND NOW SOME PHRYGIAN LICKS" XD

[H2Zman]

I like how Karl's guitar keeps changing. =D

[ordosincorporated]

@H2Zman Guitars are frustrating insturments, the strings break. Thats why we play drums.

[ryder187mac]

@ordosincorporated Drums are frustrating instruments, sticks and heads break. That's why we play piano.

[85Aheadstix]

@ryder187mac yeah, but they look so cool and you look cool playing them!.

[drdave313]

R.U.B.B.I.S.H.

[warlockmetal1]

@drdave313 do it NOW?!

[thescum666]

This song isn't that bad to play. guitar world had it a year ago in there mag took me like 2 days to learn it, they fail to tell you your gonna need a baritone guitar, i ended up having to set up a special guitar to the AeABF#G they use

[blahh13blahh]

NILE... Metal GODS, need I say more?

[2013bookhead]

music is good, brutal and shit. thumbs?

[drdave313]

R.U.B.B.I.S.H.



[PanterArts]

@drdave313 J.E.A.L.O.U.S.

[MrHankTakeAWank]

@drdave313 J.B. F.A.N

[drdave313]

@MrHankTakeAWank ...I'VE HAD BOUTS OF DIARRHEA THAT SOUNDED MORE MUSICAL THAN THIS..SOMEBODY FLUSH THIS RUBBISH STRAIGHT DOWN THE SHITHOLE WHERE IT BELONGS..DO IT!!! DO IT NOW!!!

[MrHankTakeAWank]

@drdave313 Shut up cunt, or I will hang you on a cliff, cut off your balls and make zombie's come to you and claw your face and eat you up, slowly, and crack your skull open and raping your body

[ForsakenThirteen]

Justin bieber made 23 accounts and disliked this video. I'm sorry it was so tempting to disobey the decrees.

[ragordon168]

Brilliant song.. until the vocalist started. seriously why the hell do bands want that shite in their song? the music is absolute killer but that god awful noise just ruins the whole song.

[Fuzorz]

too tired to check the lyrics so i'll have to assume is this song is about evil crocs attacking humanity..now don't ruin it for me!!

[blackforever91]

hell yeah. 

[bluepl]

best title ever ;D

[aniger818]

this kinda sounds like cookie monster

[drdave313]

@aniger818 ...It is the cookie monster...He likes to grunt over the sound of train wrecks...GIVE THIS RUBBISH A BIG FLUSH RIGHT DOWN THE SHIT HOLE!!!

[Shadow78954]

@drdave313 umad?

[DarkminiStoned]

Damn i juste listen this without drum ... this is fucking more brutal with the blast beat hahahahaha

[TheBloodRedX]

Ignore the stupid low life who is on literally his 5th account trolling (drdave313). It is just some worthless waste of oxygen that should just kick out chair, or actually get laid.

[drdave313]

WTF do you call this? I call it SHIT...It needs to be put in the toilet bowl and flushed..

[shallowlord]

@drdave313 Just what i want to do to u also

[Practice9Perfection]

Just epic video..

[sarahhoulden13]

dont even comment to encourage scene poseurs 

[Latinastef]

makes me laugh

[Dpaarts]

Necrophagist is 1000 times better then nile but niles not too bad

[HandofMisery]

@Dpaarts I agree but much love for Nile!

[BodomChildBreeder]

20 crocodiles dint like this.. (i bet im not the first to say this)

[crusaders36]

this is garbage.. jesus... LOL it's hilarious too

[slim0221]

@crusaders36 Yeah, I used to think Nile was garbage too, now I realize they are the best metal band of all time and the best metal band of present day. \m/ Nile \m/

[acideyeloc]

Mostly to say for the piece, "Kafir"

[acideyeloc]

New fuckin meaning to the word, "god-speed"

[GrandmasterDisaster]

@dzedav11 I like that

[mikhailmadnani]

@dzedav11 yea sure and soon people will copy paste this everywhere and change the last line with some other shitty joke they think they were smart enough to come up with.

[dzedav11]

@mikhailmadnani I know that and I really don't care. I just posted that for people who actually take that seriously :)

[Cannibalcorpse55]

@dzedav11

~Underground Youtube Decrees~

Stop making these fucking lame comments,

like "You say Justin Beiber I say (some metal band)

You guys are lame and annoying.

[dzedav11]

@Cannibalcorpse55 I already commented on comments like yours; I don't really care if you find that annoying. I posted this just to see how many trolls I'll pull with it.

[Cannibalcorpse55]

@dzedav11 One thing, im not trolling. Its a genuine opinion.

[dzedav11]

@Cannibalcorpse55 Fair enough.

[Cannibalcorpse55]

@dzedav11 Less hate for you as you have many Immortal Uploads!

[ZurabMelua]

@dzedav11 no

[Darkwaveraver]

@dzedav11 23 people have bieber fever. ya twink.

[dzedav11]

@Darkwaveraver I'm sorry for them. It's a very bad way to die off that thing.

[planetofzeus]

@dzedav11 grow up and start hanging out with ur friends...just saying..