2:41 "Who knows?" LOL hahahahaha All-knowing God throws his hands up like the rest of us.... hahahaha
Think of the conundrum that is an all knowing God with no beginning. Having ALWAYS existed, this "being's" own existence is a mystery. If a being has always been there, then it can never why it exists as opposed to not ever existing. God's own existence is a mystery unto Himself.
Without the truth, there can be no real morality, justice, equality, success, freedom, love, security, peace, spirituality or even survival. Search "Truth Contest" in Google and click the 1st result, then open The Present and read what it says to learn the truth of life.
We have it all in reverse. God isn't jealous of us. We are jealous of God. God isn't coming to punish us, whatever apocalypse my befall us, it's a good 95 percent chance our own doing. LHC has discovered magnetic monopoles. LHC stated clearly that this would not be possible, check the Cern website under safety issues. LHC is nothing more than a super expensive temper tantrum because they can't make sense of gravity. Maybe these rolling earthquakes are nothing though.
In light of events that have transpired since the original air date of this episode, I have to ask...are you wearing pants or shorts in this begging segment? :-P
Also, is the new episode coming out this Monday or next Monday?
@ianmathwiz7 I like B-major too. Which is weird because I began studying classical guitar -- B-major is an awful key for guitar. But when I switched to the key's I discovered how cool it was, and how certain voicing had a nice power that didn't quite have the same feel in other keys. I thought I was just being goofy, so your comment makes me feel validated. Oh, what a sweet feeling.
@misterdeity I actually began studying piano; which may explain it, since on the piano, B-major fits the shape of the hand perfectly. I also play a lot of classical string instruments, which also probably explains why I enjoy keys with lots of sharps. But I agree, if you get the voicing right on B-major, it's a great effect.
Although I fail to see how my commenting on your video actually validated your parking ;-)
@toadchick You're on of several people who think I used eyeliner in this episode. It's not true. I think the B&W exaggerated my naturally luxurious eyelashes.
Dear El - Wonderful as always. What's the sublime chorus music from? (before the Zarathustra part, which, by the way you will never live down. A mere third rank prophet way down the future line heralding your birth? He's going to assume you owe him)
@zernker: The bit before Zarathustra is from Handel's Messiah. It's a section based on 1 Corinthians 15:22: "For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive."
@menzian Thanks so much for the info! It's in the part nobody ever hears since we're all in a Candy Coma on Easter. Man - that guy was freaking brilliant.
@inday811 Confused? How so? They seem to be doing a good job of ripping into one of the planet's least useful mythological figures. No harm in making fun of that which does not exist, wouldn't you say?
@inday811 When you post a comment on a service such as this you are speaking publicly. If you want a private conversation use the appropriate media. Of course "god" deserves to be made fun of. He is a patently absurd creation. The bible is all the proof you need of that. His own, supposedly "divinely inspired and perfect word" shows this alleged "deity" to be insane, petulant, jealous, angry, vengeful, capricious, and, well, just downright evil.
@GwynforLwyd ABSOLUTELY!!! WHY? DO YOU HAVE ANY RIGHT TO COMPLAIN? ANYWAY, GO AHEAD WITH YOUR FOOLISHNESS, AND TALK TO YOURSELF. I AM DONE WITH YOU. OK? GOODBYE!
@inday811 Heheh, nice parody- but actually I heard a real live Christians (that's what he claimed to be anyway) shout something like that to me once. Was one of those disussions, you know them: "prove to me God does not exist", followed by "Sure, but first, you prove to me that the Invisible Pink Unicorn does not exist". And awaaaaaaaaay he went, huffing and puffing and mumbling psalm 14:1 and leaving me there, facepalming ;-)
One of my favorite parts was the scrapbook. It is inconsistent on so many levels... The idea that the all-knowing El who doesn't experience time in a voidoverse without light would keep a memory book of blank pictures of events with N&V (not to mention the captions) is priceless. The best thing about your bits are the layers. Going to subscribe now.
Apart from the usual excellence of the Mr Deity series, this video displays an amazingly fluid camera style and perfect editing. Monochrome is a great touch, too.
@MomSaysImCool I went with the simplicity of the source material. El basically just gets Null and Void to look one way, and then he books it out of there. He ends up like the starchild from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
@Almamater8888 I believe it comes up as "hot, sexy porn you don't want your wife/girlfriend to know about." Actually, I think it's just $.99 to Mr. Deity per month or something like that. Did you need something specific?
Thanks for comming back!! If I wasn't a poor student with enough debt to buy a new mercedes, I'd sooooooo give you guys some dough! (I've recommended you to my women and religion professor, she makes a pretty penny, so I hope she gives you some cheddar :)
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Not up to your usual high standards. Five minutes of excruciatingly laboured world-play and retro pop-culture references? Isn't this all a tad lazy and self-indulgent?
@StoriesInFMinor You never watched any Tarantino? This is post-modernism. Cultural kowledge determines the "we" from the "not we". Clearly if you don't get the references, you're not cool anough for this sand-pit. That's how sub-cultures operate. Language is exclusive, not inclusive, after all. ;)
When I first saw a video by a Jesus freak "Intercession - Eric Ludy." on youtube, I thought it might be a disguised episode of Mr. Deity. But it gives too much credit to Jesus, so Mr. Deity would probably be jealous. But it is hilarious, unintentionally.
Wow, was that boring... A kinda funny concept I guess, but dragging it out for five minutes was just a waist of my time... I do hope you guys get back on track with your next video...
This one was a bit esoteric, thus a little dry. As a subscriber I was not whelmed. It's nice to see you're trying something a little different though. Youtube google ads already cover your screen, then the last third of the segment is yet another ad for your website, mugs, t-shirts and begging. And you wonder why there is a mass exodus? People are tired of ads. In this economy, my cup doth not run over. And gods don't beg.
My favorite bits: The Thinking Man and the 2010: The Year We Make Contact reference. I kept expecting to hear the voiceover from David Bowman:"Something wonderful..."
And yes, Brian, it's /perfectly okay/ to /totally steal/ from brilliant directors. Where do you think they get /their/ scratch from? ;D
Oh Goodness Gracious! Y'all have transcended yourselves on this one. So good. Plus! the commercial was dang near good as the show. Makes me want to donate, but good luck on that. Thanks to all that do because this is great stuff.
Just for men, it takes the years off! Next step, open display of male bulge. Speedo pics please! You can do it tastefully, with a little effort. Whatever you decide, you're a pimp, Misterdiety, cheers.
Awesome! I just want say that even if I have subscribed to your channel not so long ago I have been watching your videos for a while. I was raised in a cult/religion and I had to "deprogram" myself from all the mind control and videos like yours help with the process so thanks and keep up the good work.
Elohim (brilliant, btw) totally reminds me of Not Sure from Idiocracy! And the "All-knowing" bit is an epic companion to "Identity Crisis". Just. Fucking. Awesome. Mr. D for president 2012!
If I understand it correctly, Germany censoring some previous episodes is due to a technical error, right? So it wouldn't be unethical/illegal to post instructions on how to circumvent internet censorship, right?
1. Get Firefox
2. Install the FoxyProxy add-on
3. search for an USA proxy IP with port 80 and set foxy proxy to use it
You might need multiple tries to get a working proxy, try proxz dot com to find good ones.
@RedNifre We're working on a more efficient solution — all the Deity videos online, on-time on our site (640 x 360). That way, anyone can see anything at any time.
@misterdeity I'd like to clarify a bit on the earlier comment about censorship. Crackle has georestrictions in place for some reason so non-US users can't watch episodes hosted on that site. That includes some episodes listed on your site as they're streamed from third party servers. When I click through the link below episodes which don't play, I get to Crackle and see the following message: "We're sorry, the video you are looking for is not available in your region." BTW thanks for great show.
@RedNifre I apologise for the off topic on another fantastic Mr Deity video, but I have to ask. Did you just treat the words "unethical" and "illegal" as synonyms? Seriously? Does the concept that law makes right really register as valid with your brain even when considering the Reichstag Fire Decree, or the 185+ competing definitions of ethical one must therefore adhere to?
Thanks again Mr Deity for another fantastic video!
Of course not, that would be insane, don't insult me like this.
I use the slash to mean "or", when I mean "equal" I just say "aka". I'm not a native speaker, if "/" is used to mean "equal" I apologize for being not clear. What I was trying to say is that it seems neither illegal nor unethical to post instructions on how to circumvent Germany's censorship in this case. It's not unethical because the censorship an error and it's not illegal since the YouTube servers are in USA.
@RedNifre Apologies for the language barrier, but yes "/" means to separate optional words with the same meaning, usually where only aesthetic differences are apparent.
who cancels a youtube subscription? why, for what reason? does it cramp your style when the up-loader you subscribed to doesnt upload a video for awhile? does it make you angry? I just can't imagine screening my subscriptions and canceling anyone who hasn't uploaded in x amount of time.
@chadd990 Not YouTube subscriptions, silly. The financial subscription you can make to the show on our website -- the one you obviously haven't made because you apparently don't even know about it (he said, with great sadness).
Dude -- I canceled my subscription because the videos can't be shown in my country. Probably lots of those cancellations simply came from overseas for the same reason.
Brian, you've outdone yourself. AND you finally solved the "problem" of your admitted singular flaw. You're a great writer, director, producer, humorist, but ...actor? Well, the narration and voice-over technique solved that! ;-)
I've bought mugs, T-shirts, THE DVD, I'm a loyal fan. If you or the gang are ever in PHX my offer's still open to take you flying and get you closer to god ...in SO many ways!
BTW, WAS my pre-purchased DVD really shipped on the 14th? Mr Deity wouldn't fib about that?
@airplayn mia culpa, Brian DID say they'd ship on the 14th, but of JULY, not JUNE. I just misheard and jumped the gun, look forward to getting it any day now.
I loved the "2001" refference at 5:19.
(R.I.P. Arthur C. Clark)
SinnFein4ever 2 weeks ago
I always knew gods could have existential crisis's.
Requiemxtoxinnocence 1 month ago
2:41 "Who knows?" LOL hahahahaha All-knowing God throws his hands up like the rest of us.... hahahaha
Think of the conundrum that is an all knowing God with no beginning. Having ALWAYS existed, this "being's" own existence is a mystery. If a being has always been there, then it can never why it exists as opposed to not ever existing. God's own existence is a mystery unto Himself.
2eelShmeal 3 months ago in playlist Deity
0:25 I love the look on his face right there as if to say "What the.... How the..... WHO the.... ???"
That expression says it all for ANYONE trying to contemplate timeless all-knowing beings.... Too funny.... thanks for making me spit up my coffee.
2eelShmeal 3 months ago in playlist Deity
"what good is existing...when theres nothing good on tv?"
i ask my self that everyday
GoChokeOn1 4 months ago in playlist More videos from misterdeity
El? Oh, him! Woot, classic :D
Paranoid101 5 months ago
Hahaha, I love the 2001 reference.
OpposableTongues 6 months ago
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Without the truth, there can be no real morality, justice, equality, success, freedom, love, security, peace, spirituality or even survival. Search "Truth Contest" in Google and click the 1st result, then open The Present and read what it says to learn the truth of life.
DemianHermann 6 months ago
I am trying to contact you Mr. deity but this youtube is fucking this up
mystiraemeadows 6 months ago
testing...
mystiraemeadows 6 months ago
Ha. Love the Fonz reference.
ROMERITO1 6 months ago
Em is my fav chord
mystiraemeadows 7 months ago
you're going to hell :). then again, we all are.
yourcathatesme 7 months ago
We have it all in reverse. God isn't jealous of us. We are jealous of God. God isn't coming to punish us, whatever apocalypse my befall us, it's a good 95 percent chance our own doing. LHC has discovered magnetic monopoles. LHC stated clearly that this would not be possible, check the Cern website under safety issues. LHC is nothing more than a super expensive temper tantrum because they can't make sense of gravity. Maybe these rolling earthquakes are nothing though.
lessermystery 9 months ago
i love things and stuff
deathman1021 11 months ago
even the good one lol
RaggedM88 11 months ago
In light of events that have transpired since the original air date of this episode, I have to ask...are you wearing pants or shorts in this begging segment? :-P
Also, is the new episode coming out this Monday or next Monday?
ianmathwiz7 1 year ago
Pure genius! You guys really kick ass.
cacahahacaca 1 year ago
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ianmathwiz7 1 year ago
Kudos for ending an episode with a song in B-major, which happens to be my favorite key!
ianmathwiz7 1 year ago 4
@ianmathwiz7 I like B-major too. Which is weird because I began studying classical guitar -- B-major is an awful key for guitar. But when I switched to the key's I discovered how cool it was, and how certain voicing had a nice power that didn't quite have the same feel in other keys. I thought I was just being goofy, so your comment makes me feel validated. Oh, what a sweet feeling.
misterdeity 1 year ago 5
@misterdeity I actually began studying piano; which may explain it, since on the piano, B-major fits the shape of the hand perfectly. I also play a lot of classical string instruments, which also probably explains why I enjoy keys with lots of sharps. But I agree, if you get the voicing right on B-major, it's a great effect.
Although I fail to see how my commenting on your video actually validated your parking ;-)
ianmathwiz7 1 year ago
@ianmathwiz7 I don't know either, but somehow I ended up on paying $2.00 instead of the $9.00 I owed. Thanks again!
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity :-)
ianmathwiz7 1 year ago
@misterdeity FAGS
jasrogg 11 months ago
@jasrogg wow, are you 10? great insult
MrNightShadowX 11 months ago
El? Oh, HIM!
Maphysto 1 year ago
@Maphysto El,Oh, El!
Drixidamus 9 months ago
"If there is something I don't know, how would I know" Way to funny.
TheDarkSagan 1 year ago
Maybe a bit heavy on the eyeliner, Mr. D.
toadchick 1 year ago
@toadchick You're on of several people who think I used eyeliner in this episode. It's not true. I think the B&W exaggerated my naturally luxurious eyelashes.
misterdeity 1 year ago 11
This one went over my head, or just wasn't that funny.
tml4873 1 year ago
Hi! I've missed you. But I just figured I didn't know how to find the new episodes!
So I never did unsubscribe. Didn't occur to me.... I wouldn't have anyway - even if I'd have known that there was a hiatus..
This one is outstanding! And really, really funny. I almost laughed out loud when the Also Sprach Zarathustra came on.
Ellie49 1 year ago
Elohim, ha! took me a bit to get it.
RuskePerson 1 year ago
Brilliant !!
oeyvtoft 1 year ago
You can get this mp3 at instantmp3s..com
against9370 1 year ago
this is epic. why isn't this show on tv? this is one of the best videos i ever seen,and that includes porn videos,lol.
1metallica1 1 year ago
You out did yourselves on this one. Bravo.
AgentAgnostic 1 year ago
@misterdeity -- am honored, sir!
Yes it is. You can look it up on ITunes or any full version of the Messiah. It's a chorus, part 46 of 53, titled "Since by man came death...."
How funny that you picked it randomly. :)
menzian 1 year ago
"Hey, so I was thinking maybe I could-OMG WHAT IS THAT?!!; *bolts out*"
Suiton1 1 year ago 5
@Suiton1 Lip reader?
misterdeity 1 year ago 2
@misterdeity Obviously, null and void aren't exactly all-knowing, then...
ianmathwiz7 1 year ago
@Suiton1 maybe you could tell me what he's saying during the long bleeps in the begging segment of Mr. Deity and Larry...since Brian won't
ianmathwiz7 1 year ago
Brilliant!!!
peternut1 1 year ago
Dear El - Wonderful as always. What's the sublime chorus music from? (before the Zarathustra part, which, by the way you will never live down. A mere third rank prophet way down the future line heralding your birth? He's going to assume you owe him)
zernker 1 year ago
@zernker: The bit before Zarathustra is from Handel's Messiah. It's a section based on 1 Corinthians 15:22: "For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive."
menzian 1 year ago 2
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zernker 1 year ago
@menzian Thanks so much for the info! It's in the part nobody ever hears since we're all in a Candy Coma on Easter. Man - that guy was freaking brilliant.
zernker 1 year ago
@zernker Hey - String parts by Mr. Deity! Totally one-upping Handel. That's what I thought made it so cool. Way to go uber-dood!
zernker 1 year ago
@menzian Is it really? It was just some choral stuff I found in Logic Pro's library of loops.
misterdeity 1 year ago
OMG! Great StarChild!! I wet myself. great tribute
eahazell 1 year ago
L meet Trelane. I was going to introduce Q but L seems as child like as Trelane.
eahazell 1 year ago
waaaaaait a minute, not THE "L"? death note L?
eahazell 1 year ago
lol "voidiverse" haha
pinochska 1 year ago
Almost sure that you bit your tongue a few times.
Vialli16Halloween 1 year ago
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the two asshole narrators are confused.. and so as the actor. This is how they make fun out of God. very nice! go on. continue with your foolishness.
inday811 1 year ago
@inday811 Let me guess... God will not be mocked?
misterdeity 1 year ago 25
@misterdeity That's an absolute totality of it.
inday811 1 year ago
@inday811 Perhaps the only confused person here is you... ever considered that?
DarkZenith2007 1 year ago
@DarkZenith2007 we''ll see.
inday811 1 year ago
@inday811 Confused? How so? They seem to be doing a good job of ripping into one of the planet's least useful mythological figures. No harm in making fun of that which does not exist, wouldn't you say?
GwynforLwyd 1 year ago
@GwynforLwyd Don't you ever include me of your foolishness!!! and besides, i am not talking to you. Got it?
inday811 1 year ago
@inday811 When you post a comment on a service such as this you are speaking publicly. If you want a private conversation use the appropriate media. Of course "god" deserves to be made fun of. He is a patently absurd creation. The bible is all the proof you need of that. His own, supposedly "divinely inspired and perfect word" shows this alleged "deity" to be insane, petulant, jealous, angry, vengeful, capricious, and, well, just downright evil.
GwynforLwyd 1 year ago
@GwynforLwyd ABSOLUTELY!!! WHY? DO YOU HAVE ANY RIGHT TO COMPLAIN? ANYWAY, GO AHEAD WITH YOUR FOOLISHNESS, AND TALK TO YOURSELF. I AM DONE WITH YOU. OK? GOODBYE!
inday811 1 year ago
@inday811 CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL TO AWESOME! :)
Phalanx713 1 year ago
@Phalanx713 thanks.
inday811 1 year ago
@inday811 Heheh, nice parody- but actually I heard a real live Christians (that's what he claimed to be anyway) shout something like that to me once. Was one of those disussions, you know them: "prove to me God does not exist", followed by "Sure, but first, you prove to me that the Invisible Pink Unicorn does not exist". And awaaaaaaaaay he went, huffing and puffing and mumbling psalm 14:1 and leaving me there, facepalming ;-)
EraiGhaell 1 year ago
Mister Deity rules!
Doomcharger 1 year ago
beautiful
ModusPonem 1 year ago
One of my favorite parts was the scrapbook. It is inconsistent on so many levels... The idea that the all-knowing El who doesn't experience time in a voidoverse without light would keep a memory book of blank pictures of events with N&V (not to mention the captions) is priceless. The best thing about your bits are the layers. Going to subscribe now.
systemoftubes 1 year ago
Said the Joker to the Thief.
roadking82 1 year ago
Apart from the usual excellence of the Mr Deity series, this video displays an amazingly fluid camera style and perfect editing. Monochrome is a great touch, too.
cdmza12 1 year ago
LOVE the Fonz reference at 1:34
bjjolley 1 year ago
@bjjolley Yeah, I caught that too.
roadking82 1 year ago
eL, oh him.
el-oh-el
TheRedEyeChannel 1 year ago 2
Great episode! One of the best.
"For an indeterminable amount of time, El pondered the problem at hand."
lol. (I mean I actually laughed out loud here at my desk, then felt a little silly)
sulljoh1 1 year ago
Um.... can someone explain the end of this video to me? I just don't get it, I'm afraid.
MomSaysImCool 1 year ago
@MomSaysImCool I went with the simplicity of the source material. El basically just gets Null and Void to look one way, and then he books it out of there. He ends up like the starchild from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity OH, of course! Haha, thanks a bunch. By the way, I love the idea of Null and Void having an extended family. Great stuff.
MomSaysImCool 1 year ago
@MomSaysImCool C'mon man. Brush up on your 20th century cultural references, fer cryin' out loud.
roadking82 1 year ago
@roadking82 I'm sorry, but the internet has made movies completely uninteresting.
MomSaysImCool 1 year ago
@MomSaysImCool agree
pinochska 1 year ago
Mr. Deity, I'd like to subscribe/donate, but I'm wondering . . . what is the description of the charge that shows up on the credit card bill?
Almamater8888 1 year ago
@Almamater8888 I believe it comes up as "hot, sexy porn you don't want your wife/girlfriend to know about." Actually, I think it's just $.99 to Mr. Deity per month or something like that. Did you need something specific?
misterdeity 1 year ago
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Almamater8888 1 year ago
Thanks for comming back!! If I wasn't a poor student with enough debt to buy a new mercedes, I'd sooooooo give you guys some dough! (I've recommended you to my women and religion professor, she makes a pretty penny, so I hope she gives you some cheddar :)
Keep up the amazing work,
Thanks for the smiles :D
Mojobo83 1 year ago
Amy rules....
rookstone 1 year ago 4
@rookstone How'd you know?
misterdeity 1 year ago
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Not up to your usual high standards. Five minutes of excruciatingly laboured world-play and retro pop-culture references? Isn't this all a tad lazy and self-indulgent?
StoriesInFMinor 1 year ago
@StoriesInFMinor What videos have YOU made??
ChuckyJesus666 1 year ago
@StoriesInFMinor Isn't it all just a tad lazy and self-indulgent? That's what I do, man. Get with the program.
misterdeity 1 year ago 29
@StoriesInFMinor Self-indulgent? Who are you? Simon Cowell?
GermanChocolateCake 1 year ago
@StoriesInFMinor You never watched any Tarantino? This is post-modernism. Cultural kowledge determines the "we" from the "not we". Clearly if you don't get the references, you're not cool anough for this sand-pit. That's how sub-cultures operate. Language is exclusive, not inclusive, after all. ;)
GwynforLwyd 1 year ago
Joe and Bethany and Scott and Jerry.
You forgot Ripley. I can't believe you forgot Ripley:P. *sigh*
Welcome back!
Ripley747 1 year ago
I have a problem choosing a favorite between Null and Void !!
Which do you recommend?
Paxmax 1 year ago
@Paxmax I so prefer Null. It's the smile. It gets me every time!
misterdeity 1 year ago
"It would ruin the end of M. Knight Shyamalan movies, even the good one."
Oh, SNAP.
goneutt 1 year ago
@goneutt And so relevant considering is universally dumped-on "Last Airbender."
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity
It's not racist, it's just bad.
mrbobmanbob 1 year ago
@goneutt Favorite line of Mr. Deities entire oeuvre!
ChuckyJesus666 1 year ago
When I first saw a video by a Jesus freak "Intercession - Eric Ludy." on youtube, I thought it might be a disguised episode of Mr. Deity. But it gives too much credit to Jesus, so Mr. Deity would probably be jealous. But it is hilarious, unintentionally.
randall2020 1 year ago
a good one
qaftab 1 year ago
Wow, was that boring... A kinda funny concept I guess, but dragging it out for five minutes was just a waist of my time... I do hope you guys get back on track with your next video...
^..^
TheWildAssCopyCat 1 year ago
@TheWildAssCopyCat Harsh! You sure it wasn't the "Inseam" of time????
Stromatolite577 1 year ago
I didn't cancel my subscription although I was tempted. However you are back . This one was interesting. Gotta see where you go with this.
42foxfire 1 year ago
brilliant writing
my new favorite
brian you might like robert sheckley's novel dimension of miracles
void at comic.con
Chesterton7 1 year ago
Lol. You made a Judas page...Aaaaaah! Love your show soooooo much.
Sephern 1 year ago
This one was a bit esoteric, thus a little dry. As a subscriber I was not whelmed. It's nice to see you're trying something a little different though. Youtube google ads already cover your screen, then the last third of the segment is yet another ad for your website, mugs, t-shirts and begging. And you wonder why there is a mass exodus? People are tired of ads. In this economy, my cup doth not run over. And gods don't beg.
gr33nman 1 year ago
My favorite bits: The Thinking Man and the 2010: The Year We Make Contact reference. I kept expecting to hear the voiceover from David Bowman:"Something wonderful..."
And yes, Brian, it's /perfectly okay/ to /totally steal/ from brilliant directors. Where do you think they get /their/ scratch from? ;D
ArmageddonKitten 1 year ago
Oh Goodness Gracious! Y'all have transcended yourselves on this one. So good. Plus! the commercial was dang near good as the show. Makes me want to donate, but good luck on that. Thanks to all that do because this is great stuff.
mannonloren 1 year ago
Mr. Deity almost died?
I hope you have Isis on speed dial in case you actually do; I heard she did wonders with Osiris. You might end up missing something, though...
Maybe it'd just be safer to go with Asclepius.
OsthatoCat 1 year ago 3
@OsthatoCat Brilliant comment. :D
ArmageddonKitten 1 year ago
I love this guy. Brings joy to my life everytime I watch an episode. Thanks.
josealonsoleon 1 year ago
The banana!
jmccullough 1 year ago
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StarTrekLivz 1 year ago
El? Oh, Him! Hilarious!
StarTrekLivz 1 year ago
your funny lol how did i miss ya....
EchelonsBST 1 year ago
Liked the 2001 Space Odyssey reference and a few other things...not as good as usual though.
jtreidno1 1 year ago
nothing from nothing leaves nothing, gotta have something...
My understand of el is a bit different, less isolated, but still on the totem.
Is this the Mormon perspective cause I don't remember that being the case either.
I liked the story though and the irony.
and who eats popcorn so they can floss?
marniespeaks 1 year ago
Tears of laughter @ that scrapbook.
bjjolley 1 year ago
Just for men, it takes the years off! Next step, open display of male bulge. Speedo pics please! You can do it tastefully, with a little effort. Whatever you decide, you're a pimp, Misterdiety, cheers.
kern0099 1 year ago
Watching again...
Elohim (a.k.a. The Fonz) needs a hug - but how can that be? He shouldn't require anything...
I tried explaining this episode to the hubby last night - complete fail. I hope he checks it out himself. I hope everyone on YouTube checks this out.
Elaina43 1 year ago
why should i i cancel the subscription?
youre a highlight on youtube !
greetings from an austrian (the one's without kangaroos :-) )
eochaid 1 year ago
I am the real God. Mr Deity is only faking (but I love him non-the-less)
God
lordyahweh777 1 year ago
the knowing part was brilliant. excellent writing there.
jimifloydrix 1 year ago
Awesome! I just want say that even if I have subscribed to your channel not so long ago I have been watching your videos for a while. I was raised in a cult/religion and I had to "deprogram" myself from all the mind control and videos like yours help with the process so thanks and keep up the good work.
capitaindouleur 1 year ago
what no giant monolith?
Azrael666Azazel 1 year ago
Elohim (brilliant, btw) totally reminds me of Not Sure from Idiocracy! And the "All-knowing" bit is an epic companion to "Identity Crisis". Just. Fucking. Awesome. Mr. D for president 2012!
IraqSucksEggs 1 year ago
If I understand it correctly, Germany censoring some previous episodes is due to a technical error, right? So it wouldn't be unethical/illegal to post instructions on how to circumvent internet censorship, right?
1. Get Firefox
2. Install the FoxyProxy add-on
3. search for an USA proxy IP with port 80 and set foxy proxy to use it
You might need multiple tries to get a working proxy, try proxz dot com to find good ones.
@misterdeity
Maybe you could add this to your channel?
RedNifre 1 year ago
@RedNifre We're working on a more efficient solution — all the Deity videos online, on-time on our site (640 x 360). That way, anyone can see anything at any time.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity I'd like to clarify a bit on the earlier comment about censorship. Crackle has georestrictions in place for some reason so non-US users can't watch episodes hosted on that site. That includes some episodes listed on your site as they're streamed from third party servers. When I click through the link below episodes which don't play, I get to Crackle and see the following message: "We're sorry, the video you are looking for is not available in your region." BTW thanks for great show.
nextghost 1 year ago
@RedNifre Alternatively just use UltraSurf, like they do in China.
FlameDuck 1 year ago
@RedNifre I apologise for the off topic on another fantastic Mr Deity video, but I have to ask. Did you just treat the words "unethical" and "illegal" as synonyms? Seriously? Does the concept that law makes right really register as valid with your brain even when considering the Reichstag Fire Decree, or the 185+ competing definitions of ethical one must therefore adhere to?
Thanks again Mr Deity for another fantastic video!
DreadLaw2 1 year ago
@DreadLaw2
Of course not, that would be insane, don't insult me like this.
I use the slash to mean "or", when I mean "equal" I just say "aka". I'm not a native speaker, if "/" is used to mean "equal" I apologize for being not clear. What I was trying to say is that it seems neither illegal nor unethical to post instructions on how to circumvent Germany's censorship in this case. It's not unethical because the censorship an error and it's not illegal since the YouTube servers are in USA.
RedNifre 1 year ago
@RedNifre Apologies for the language barrier, but yes "/" means to separate optional words with the same meaning, usually where only aesthetic differences are apparent.
DreadLaw2 1 year ago
Utterly brilliant. Straight out of Ken Wilber's book, One Taste, August 31 entry.
baldzenman 1 year ago
When i saw this in the description box, i wept.
Thank you for coming back to me!!!
ak1tten 1 year ago
Great one! The banana is always nice to see, thanks for that one Kirk! So there was definite Superman II and 2001 A Space Odyssey nods, right?
Tarkin42 1 year ago
@Tarkin42 Wasn't it "Also sprach Zarathustra"? That's pretty spot-on by itself.
grieske 1 year ago
@grieske Yeah, I almost felt silly bringing up 2001 but this is YouTube after all.
Tarkin42 1 year ago
@Tarkin42 You've got a point there.
grieske 1 year ago
1:35......AAAYYYYYYYY.
bodeezy 1 year ago
trully astominshing :) 5 stars and favorited :D
m007417 1 year ago
Another classic Mr D production
Just what is the reason for Mr D eating a banana?
Gerard
gerard1875 1 year ago
@gerard1875 The Banana is the "Atheists Nightmare." Look it up on YouTube.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity How many times has the banana appeared? I've counted atleast two times through all of the videos.
Doomcharger 1 year ago
@gerard1875
I will
I like Bananas
regards
Gerard
gerard1875 1 year ago
That was fantastic
Crazyfish66 1 year ago
who cancels a youtube subscription? why, for what reason? does it cramp your style when the up-loader you subscribed to doesnt upload a video for awhile? does it make you angry? I just can't imagine screening my subscriptions and canceling anyone who hasn't uploaded in x amount of time.
also, this episode was gay. wheres the women at?
chadd990 1 year ago
@chadd990 Not YouTube subscriptions, silly. The financial subscription you can make to the show on our website -- the one you obviously haven't made because you apparently don't even know about it (he said, with great sadness).
misterdeity 1 year ago 8
This has been flagged as spam show
@misterdeity
sure as hell dont know about it. i couldnt care less about all this garbage
chadd990 1 year ago
So excited that you're back!
LeFey7 1 year ago
It's just like "2001: A Space Odyssey" because it had only one joke and the rest of it makes me feel like I must be missing something.
dgdfhfghgfhgfgffjhj 1 year ago
*giggles* I love it! Keep up the awesome work!!
shotwench2210 1 year ago
LOL
I still love those begging segments.
And thanks for the lottery numbers XD
I hope we win XD
TheReasonWhyGuy 1 year ago
lol... nice 2001 reference :D
TheReasonWhyGuy 1 year ago
hey, I live in the land of things and stuff!
XerxusExanju 1 year ago
Dude -- I canceled my subscription because the videos can't be shown in my country. Probably lots of those cancellations simply came from overseas for the same reason.
daevczen 1 year ago
Brian, you've outdone yourself. AND you finally solved the "problem" of your admitted singular flaw. You're a great writer, director, producer, humorist, but ...actor? Well, the narration and voice-over technique solved that! ;-)
I've bought mugs, T-shirts, THE DVD, I'm a loyal fan. If you or the gang are ever in PHX my offer's still open to take you flying and get you closer to god ...in SO many ways!
BTW, WAS my pre-purchased DVD really shipped on the 14th? Mr Deity wouldn't fib about that?
airplayn 1 year ago 14
@airplayn hey i find myself in arizona all the time! and i would love to fly with you!
jimbo
yourvideosolution 1 year ago
@airplayn mia culpa, Brian DID say they'd ship on the 14th, but of JULY, not JUNE. I just misheard and jumped the gun, look forward to getting it any day now.
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airplayn 1 year ago
Best. Episode. Ever.
goal2004 1 year ago
I love the mispronunciation as a foreshadowing for Brian's comments at the end.
AesopRockOn 1 year ago
Now the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey makes sense.
BevansDesign 1 year ago
What the fuck did I just watch?
WILLTHECANADIAN 1 year ago 3
... huh.
An interesting direction...
thepercussionistME 1 year ago
Oh...
My...
Deity...
That's amazing!! X-D
themanofearth 1 year ago
It feels gr8 to have u back Brian!!! Have u lost weight?? U look tremendous!!!
MistressInked 1 year ago
This was great. Did you see the Declaration on Religion in Public Life released after then World Atheist Conference? It's on Daddy Hogwash.
karlfrankjr 1 year ago
Love this!
DeLaCreux 1 year ago