How to speak Creole Phase 1 by jack laguerre's QuickCapture Video - April 25, 2009, 11:54 PM

[Eres59]

I swear man this is too funny.

[Eres59]

Wow after reading the comments I had to check out this vid. He really dont blink. ROFL!!!!!!!

[jacklaguerre]

Thank you. you could see more stuff in jacktvht.blogspotdotcom

[magingal97232]

lol pas mal

[XJumpManReturnsX]

dude blink for christ sakes its creepy man

[marj49]

hahaha mwen sonje le mwen grand manman ale te anseye kreyol to mwen. se te la menm fason se ou anseye!!! lol

[jacklaguerre]

I could man my last name mean war , but I do peace!!!!

[bendzy21]

man u scary..

[TheDadou27]

He looks pshycotic

[Applecheria]

this video is in my 'hilarious' list. the guy dont blink for a sec!

[KiskeyaP]

Jack, mwen te diw pa fe video a le ou High man. Hahahaha. Just playing, good video brother and keep up the good work. My opinions, Kreyol is extremely phonetic, some visual aid in your next video might be helpful and RESET man, blink. :) Bel video mon konpe. Nap Swiv.

[jacklaguerre]

@KiskeyaP Thank you I will need you to invest in my company, I'm try to get a dvd so we could sell it.

[KiskeyaP]

@jacklaguerre If you really want to make money with this, email me and I will tell you about a plan of mine. Nap pale.

[TheStormz98]

li pa ilegal fèmen je

[TheStormz98]

kijan ou ye, non mwen se wayne

my creole spelling is quite bad, but i know a little bit, most of y family speak it anyway so i really wanna learn..could you help?

[stlouis1331]

He need to be shot twice!!!! I was waiting for his eyeballs to ignite!!!  Sak Pase'!!

[themaskedcrusader]

se un vre kay ayisyen! m'ka tande beep beep yo! Tout ayisyen m'konnen pa konnen jan pou chanje pil-yo. sa fe'm ri anpil.

[cwolly100]

lol!!! wtt!!

his eyes never blink at all in the video..

[MR2FRESHXL]

That Nigga Needs To Blink

[mrdominican777]

@TruthdontneedDefense- Please tell me when I said anything about the color of Haitians ? Are you just coming up with lies ? Why does everything you say pertain to color ??? Please stop with the foolishness.

[sarimsok]

I just moved to Montreal, and I can speak some french, but I can understand some of the things you're saying.

Also being new to french, I work with some Haitiens. I was just wondering, if you could tell me what "chin-tin" means in Creole.

[dmsansabel]

thank you!!!! this really helped :)

[MrPascalantoine]

Mezanmi? Sak pase zye misye? Li samble zonbi.

[undeadnis]

IDGAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[undeadnis]

idgaf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[masterdelrap]

HE HIGH

[joshuakminer]

thumbs up if he sounds like scarface

[acemanlo]

kreyòl la pi fasil yo aprann

[acemanlo]

kreyòl la pi fasil yo aprann

[brejenn1]

that nigga look crazy as fuck 

[60pn]

ki sa ou bezoin? ki ou bizin?

ki sa ki rive ou ? ki arrive ou?

ki kote li alle? ki kote li alle?

ki l'age ou? ki l'age ou ena?

kote ou ete?ki kote ou reste

[migdaliaaccius]

O Lord I'm learning how to speak Creol with this video but can't spell it. I'm using my spanish writting to spell the words lol

[TheMelodyInMusic]

thank you for this video my grandfather came over from haiti enlisted in the army and we think changed his name... but he died in 1999 w/o ever connecting back to his family from over there so this helps me feel a bit closer to him

[mrdominican777]

Pourquoi est-que tu ne parles pas Francais ??

[TruthdontneedDefense]

@mrdominican777 Haitian. You know what if you're Haitian it is pretty sad to claim you're Dominican when you could have shown the beauty of the island of Haiti being yourself. Why lie? to prove to people Haitians are not Dark? so what?

[Ayisiens]

dont tell people how to speak the launguage maybe how to spell them but only to real haitians not everyone cuz they might go and use it and pretend to be haitian and make problems.

[WeWhoBelongtoYou]

Thanks for making this video. Can you post a copy of what you are reading? Thanks so much.

[mkarmam]

that smoke detector beeping is driving me nuts. change the batteries already.

[isl99and]

Going to Haiti in 5 days! So creole is kind of like French ah?

[torktt]

This is a disgrace to Français!!

Why can't you learn the real thing and stop making corruption...

Vive la langue française!

[creolediva3]

@torktt

Hi hater!

Hi hater!

Hi hater!

Hi hater!

[dadacomedian]

@torktt u ass... who da hell do u think u are

[TRESBELA]

@torktt there is no such thing as pure french. The french borrowed what they know from African people! Down with French. AYITI VIVE!!!!

[AholouDemesse]

@torktt

Ta gueule, on ne te force pas à l'apprendre!

[HairJunky101]

@torktt Stop hating! Creole is a dialect of French. Its here, and it's gonna be here for a long time... I mean virtually the whole population of Haiti speaks creole. Not that many know French.. so yeah.

[TruthdontneedDefense]

@torktt francais? dans 50 ans tous les Francais seront les noirs d'Afrique. Merci.

[usherwifeysexy91]

@0:30 it's actually what do you want, but it goes either way. around 1:21 it's actually what's your age. then again it goes either way

[skittelz447]

i dont think he blinked in the whole video

[brownsugar197]

Thanks! My grandfather's side is Haitian and speaks creole. So I want to communicate with them better.

[misZcutii3]

nigga blink~

lol good lesson though you kinda cute

[zopope134]

he s very funny. damn man u killing the camera. lol  haitians dont speak like that man. lol

[Divastatus94]

too many to remember! slow down please

[TheCallisha]

that not creole. whats going on, waah gwaan

[lefonceur26]

How about some captions so people can read what you're saying?

Wouldn't it be better? Sa'k nan tet ti neg tet grenn?

Itilize sevo'w, man.

[antijungle]

its cool to close ur eyes once in awhile man..

[Applecheria]

That is so funny! he scares me. How can someone go that long without blinking. where is he staring at?

[jcartier05]

@antijungle LOL, u a fool for that comment man

[madouanicaG]

@antijungle lol im dieing!

[DanielMC75]

What the fuck! I didn't learn a shit

[shadayafreeman]

"Kij an yo di "turn your high beams down bruh'" an kreyol?LOL!

LOVE IS LOVE BRUDAH..Thanx for posting!

[nidbaby1]

dont look at your screen, look into the camera and speak! You never looked into the camera not one bit to altleast smile and that makes the video kinda scary to keep watching! I know you know creole but If you know creole you should know how to translate without having to keep your eyes into your monitor screen the whole time! But thanks for posting the instructional vid anyway! much needed!

[charmainejb]

This video is very helpful. I am planning a trip to Haiti in February 2010 and I need to learn a little of the local language. Keep up the good work.

[DGFCaliGirl]

He might actually be speaking Creole, which I would love to learn since my family is creole, BUT...

I can't watch thiis vid. His eyes are scary and it makes me feel like he's doing bayou voodoo lol

[msalliace]

hahahahahaha lol u just made my day lol...he is doing bayou voodooo lol

[Applecheria]

his eyes does look scary. how can someone go so long without blinking!

[IslandDodo]

i don't think thats gonna happen man

[CreoleGuh504]

oh yes

[lovetinkerbell]

he looks crazy..

[dragonpunch2]

This means any mauritian can manage fine in Haiti using just verbs to communicate. The verbs are similar.

[Creole24Titia]

papa en mwen ka palé creole haitien; en ka palé creole guadeloupe.MAI en ka kompwend sa ou ka dit;.

[dragonpunch2]

@Creole24Titia moi mo cause creole mauritian (literal translation:me I speak mauritian creole)

causer = parler

what do you need = ki to bizin / ki ou bizin

to = toi = you

ou = vous = you (addressing sm1 with respect)

what happened to you = kine arrive toi?

where did he go = ki coter line (li fine) aller / kot line aller?

how old are you = ki l'age to ena?

where do you live = kot to rester?

do you have any children = ou ena zenfan?

[IslandDodo]

the problem with mauritius and mauritian creole is that they're both underrated, if i go on the streets today and ask any1 if they know mauritius probaly 3 out of 10 people would know but maybe if mauritius made creole the official language, mauritian creole would have an official status like haitian creole.

[DeehIsNice]

Patnais Ou pas semblé anyin,lè wap fait yeux yo kon sa

[wladimir14]

Boss la ret trankil non man. monche wap fe moun griyen dan sou ou wi..

[Applecheria]

wap pale! mwen pa konnn sa mesie sa ap fe la. mesier rete li pa mem bat je'l mem

[KINGG0tswaGG]

sa nege  sa gen la mezami

[Buscapex]

BALAZEN!!!!

[blackbomber2]

i think this nigga would beat me in a staring contest....

[duwayneisagecko]

lmao

[Applecheria]

he would beat every one! he did not blinked even one during the video.

[avi50cent]

guess wat zat mean in creole.. TO 1 GRO PILON...

[IslandDodo]

li pe koze kreol ayiti, kreol ayiti et kreol morisyen pa pariel, kreol morisyien pli top

[192yar2ab]

bien dire 1 pilon en plein

[avi50cent]

yo u suck.... i speak creole n i can say u rily suck...

[BTastings]

hey guy - Partially or completely retarded? You look like an EHS student gone crazy.

[ItsBreeziBby77]

damn how many he said creole at the beginning..LMAO dis shit kinda funny.. no disrespect

[ThennyDlux]

eyes! lol

[KINGG0tswaGG]

he is looking at the computer

[954treal]

i dont know how to spell these words

[newporthitman]

what the fuck is he looking at

[jacklaguerre]

I reading @ something.

[LostTribeShorti]

I know right!!!! His eyes look like they r in space

[TheKingPAC9]

LMAFO!! lol :P

[GoddessSkyeBlu]

@newporthitman OBVIOUSLY the word/phrases on the screen. Better than paper:)

[YaoiFanForEv]

Lol. Cool! Hey, can you show me how to say, '' I love you more than life itself. ''?

[YaoiFanForEv]

OMG! LOL I can't spell it right, but Key jun o ye?? My last name is Laguerre. My grandmother is from haiti.

[jacklaguerre]

mewn bien that's nice maybe you could be my family

[nanouv8]

lol

[laurye6]

@YaoiFanForEv

fanmi ou wi lol

[coolbw1]

Thank you for this video. Both of my parents speak creole and I think I should too.

[jacklaguerre]

yes you should, because creole is a very could language.

[witenite20000000009]

tatted on my chest yes ima zoe lookn ass lmao hit da pipe 1 mo time hahahahahahahahahahahaha lame fuck

[witenite20000000009]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[jacklaguerre]

I'm glad you like the video. Thanks

[Lajigga2]

I really like the video. I have been looking to learn Creole for years and have had no one to teach me.