the reason this LAME gets reality shows is SIMPLE..he needed the money...you think like Jimmy Page would do a reality show???..McCartney..Plant>>whoever..they are filthy rich due to being in a great band..these fags hadn't sold a record in 25 years....Shit Robert Plant won like 7 Grammy's just 3 years ago...Bret?? Not so much...he needed the money...
Just a footnote to your tirade against Bret Michaels; He was front man for the band Poison, a popular big hair band in the 80s, and those guys helped to make long hair popular and more acceptable for guys. I suspect you may not have the beautiful long hair you have if it hadn't been for the Bret Michaels out there. So, just think of what your life would be if you had a crewcut instead of all that magnificent long hair you've got now.
Haha love it. I saw the video you and your friend were in about paganfest and the emo kids and ericson being a bitch and I almost peed my pants. Add me on facebook aubrey woodring
He probably may have powerful connections in the entertainment media publicity marketing strategies. Even Paris Hilton became famous for nothing (Yeah, she's a hotel heiress of a famous global brand, but there a lot of hotel heirs don't have this kind of treatment).
Ughhhhh, glam... So mediochre... I prefer horrible music that's interesting over shitty, boring, cliche, rockstar wannabe Gay LA Metal bands. The only glam band that I'd even think about listening to is Twisted Sister
I stopped watching VH1 when they started doing all these "I Love the 70's 80's, 90, 00's" shows, its gone wayyyyyyy down hill from there, it's like VH1 is MTV for the adult crowd and MTV is for preschoolers who want to be slutty. If you want to watch music videos, there are channels worth the money to buy, if you want to rot your brain out, enjoy the crappy programing of Viacom.
@francesvicky obviously you have not watched his other videos in which he says some pretty valid information about what is going on in the world. Oh and uh fuck off.
I never really did watch Flavor of Love except for a few episodes, but I did notice that they all have nicknames. Is it so hard to remember all their names, Flav?
You didn't like the band poison well i don't mind them i listened to a bit of their songs, your opinion. But i see your reason for getting pissed at him now.
Lmaooo another awesome rant. Yea all these freakin' people getting all these "Of Love" shows is so stupid. Bret Michaels, Tila Tequila, NEW YORK, who is ugly as FUCK, it's so pointless.
@redshieldshatterer I know right, and the bitch had like, two other shows, freakin' waste of time I love New York, and had ANOTHER ONE OR TWO SEASONS OF THAT SHIT, and the bigger waste of time New York goes to Work or some shit, bitch didn't do shit all she did was complain, and I know that 'cuz I watched maybe one ep and never went back.
@redshieldshatterer I felt bad for the first one, who was it Hoopz or something, can't even call a woman by her real name in these freakin' shows man. She was mad cute too, wasn't a total bitch or nothing like New York, but no they give HER a show. And freakin' Hoopz ended up being tossed aside anyway. Them shows are soOoOoOo fake.
@francesvicky really? cause I see just another troll who sits in their mother's basement watching videos that they don't like, and having a bitch fit on the comment board. I don't think I'm important, I just have 2000 subscribers who constantly want more rants.
WASP, Motley Crue, Ratt, old Pantera, Twisted Sister, Skid Row, and..............and nothing the rest is fucking gay fuck poison and fuck that sellout piece of shit tool Brett Michaels, he is almost as big a sellout ans Metallica
Who the fuck makes a show in which some rick dude makes all these girls do stupid shit to win his heart or some shit? Why doesn't he just date them? Oh, and If pawn stars and american pickers count as reality shows, then not all reality shows suck.
Bret is still trying to be the 20 year old in the strip's 80's days. He needs to surround himself with sluts for 3 seasons, then suddenly "hey guys, look I'm not a bad guy, now you'll get to see me exposing my family!' He needs to keep his family out of the media, but he doesn't care, he's a fame whore and he is so obnoxious. I saw him in Florida, when he was filming that slut bus tour, i came up to him, but than changed my mind about saying anything, shook my head, and left. Pathetic old man.
@PrivateSnowballTFC Van Halen IS NOT FUCKIN GLAM METAL, in fact the only reason hair/glam metal came into existence is because every band in the fucking world tried to copy VH and FAILED
However, dan you have to admit its fucking funny when you look at some of these hair metal bands ,and say wtf thats what girls want. It never gets old to see the stupidity that is mainstream music. Another thing I like Motley Crue, Kiss, and twisted sister but how do they file under metal?
Bret is one of the reasons people hate hair metal, he gives us a bad name DX
I personally like Poison.
And fuck off, itsthebrew93. You've clearly never heard any Extreme, Mr Big, Autograph, Skid Row, and the heavier glam metal bands such as W.A.S.P., Stryper and Wrathchild America.
Ehh I guess it's impossible to like everything -_-
But Extreme? Mr Big? Those are Nuno Bettencourt and Paul Gilbert bands respectively! They're amazing guitar players!
Anyway, I just find it a shame, so many thrashers and death metal guys rip on glam metal when none of us rip on their favorite genres. Music and metal on its own should bring us all together.
In my opinion it's just too, IDK, corporate, if that's the word. I like music when it's just a bunch of guys dressed in T shirts and jeans ex Pantera, Slayer etc. Hair metal was just not one of my tastes =/
Okay, well you sounded like you hate it with a passion.
I personally like metal whether it be Winger, ACDC, Pantera, Black Sabbath, Megadeth or Judas Priest. I'm really dislike death metal though I don't have a problem listening to an entire black metal song (but then I get tired). I find it great that I can enjoy so many genres. I listen to metal, jazz, blues, rock... And I'd find it hard only liking one or two genres.
BTW, Pantera was a hair band back in the eighties.
@H057IL3 no, we rip on it because glam metal in the 80s was what the core genres are now. Talentless corporate garbage people mistake for true rock and metal. And btw, one person doesent make a band good.
I agree with the one person thing. Though you'd be surprised, there are some glam metal bands that are very talented. Queensryche, for example, had a "glam" period. KISS has been labeled as glam metal. Pantera even started as a glam metal band.
@H057IL3 Personally I never liked KISS, but I never saw them as glam. And Pantera made up for there glam days by becoming one of the heaviest bands ever. And Queensryche has always sucked
@UtubePhuckinSux well i halfway agree, overall music wise they are a bit boring, but the first album was awesome and the most reccent album with the original lead singer was good, but i agree those are the only good glam bands the rest is Gay LA Metal
@H057IL3 its because glam isnt even metal its just reinvented pop which sucks my balls. glam stands for GAY LA MUSIC. no real metal head would listens to that shit. there all just poser fucks
You're idiotic. For the third time, Pantera started as a hair band. Ozzy and Judas Priest both had albums that were labeled hair metal.
You know, you're the type of metalhead that puts us to shame. You're the reason why so many people think we're all lowlifes, arrogant, violent, with a bad image, etc.
The real shit that we should get rid of is hip hop.
@francesvicky nobody wants to hear you acting like a bitch on his period...stfu and hop off the vid and his dick.....
GerardBudding 6 months ago
GLAM= Gay. L.A. Metal ~Dave Mustaine
CCfuckinSucks 6 months ago
@CCfuckinSucks Gay L.A Music
horisk13 4 months ago
Poison has always been a shitty band.
justforthelulzzz 7 months ago
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NukeCulear 8 months ago
Great video, both Poison and Bret Michaels suck
TheMetalIdiot 9 months ago
listen to REAL Poison from Germany, fags.
slayyer000 10 months ago
@slayyer000 Wir fags nicht. nur wir haben nicht Poison aus Deutschland hören
CyrillKR 10 months ago
@CyrillKR well, listen to 'em then.
slayyer000 10 months ago
@slayyer000 Heard a little.
I must thank you because this is some good underground thrash
CyrillKR 10 months ago
@CyrillKR haha your welcome, ya some really good stuff. check out some more of their stuff you'll probably like it.
slayyer000 10 months ago
YOU SUCK DUDE..
MegaPOISONED 11 months ago
@MegaPOISONED you suck..
GerardBudding 6 months ago
the reason this LAME gets reality shows is SIMPLE..he needed the money...you think like Jimmy Page would do a reality show???..McCartney..Plant>>whoever..they are filthy rich due to being in a great band..these fags hadn't sold a record in 25 years....Shit Robert Plant won like 7 Grammy's just 3 years ago...Bret?? Not so much...he needed the money...
mjw9363 1 year ago
right on DUDE!!!....Poison was the lamest band of all times..POSERS is right...
mjw9363 1 year ago
Just a footnote to your tirade against Bret Michaels; He was front man for the band Poison, a popular big hair band in the 80s, and those guys helped to make long hair popular and more acceptable for guys. I suspect you may not have the beautiful long hair you have if it hadn't been for the Bret Michaels out there. So, just think of what your life would be if you had a crewcut instead of all that magnificent long hair you've got now.
Taurus364 1 year ago
@Taurus364 MORON...MANY groups had long hair WAY WAY before the lame band Poison...get a clue Dude
mjw9363 1 year ago
@Taurus364 ??????...o..k..0_e
GerardBudding 6 months ago
Weren't we friends for like 5 mins haha what happened??
aubrianna51 1 year ago
@aubrianna51 what do you mean? I didn't go anywhere lol
UtubePhuckinSux 1 year ago
Haha love it. I saw the video you and your friend were in about paganfest and the emo kids and ericson being a bitch and I almost peed my pants. Add me on facebook aubrey woodring
aubrianna51 1 year ago
thats so true...
UnhappyRc 1 year ago
LOL Great video!
infernaltyrant 1 year ago
I don't really like metal, but I love your rants.
kfinnguy 1 year ago
Reality shows were always a Fraud, currently still are, and will always be.
IWantMyVisionBack 1 year ago
Bret Michaels is without a doubt a fucking sellout, but Poison is a good band
BrandNewGod51 1 year ago
Heh, I like Poison. They're posers, but it's pretty much intentional and they're good at it.
twitchnihilax 1 year ago
LMAO at the idea of Nick Jonas hosting the top 100 death metal bands.
DrumPlayer666 1 year ago 3
He probably may have powerful connections in the entertainment media publicity marketing strategies. Even Paris Hilton became famous for nothing (Yeah, she's a hotel heiress of a famous global brand, but there a lot of hotel heirs don't have this kind of treatment).
It's all about publicity. Glamor is gone!
KhinShaider 1 year ago
I'll drink to this! Well said Dan!
SFisher1993 1 year ago
How do they find so many women who not only want to have sex with him,
but are willing to compete like dogs in heat and beg him for it?
Pay them? Or maybe send scouts to mental wards to find them?
The only bigger tossers than BM would have to be the Jonas Brothers
and John Mayer. Didn't Bret just have major heart surgery?
If so perhaps he'll soon be put out to pasture or made into glue.
coolintensity1 1 year ago
Ughhhhh, glam... So mediochre... I prefer horrible music that's interesting over shitty, boring, cliche, rockstar wannabe Gay LA Metal bands. The only glam band that I'd even think about listening to is Twisted Sister
TheMetalMan9000 1 year ago
I stopped watching VH1 when they started doing all these "I Love the 70's 80's, 90, 00's" shows, its gone wayyyyyyy down hill from there, it's like VH1 is MTV for the adult crowd and MTV is for preschoolers who want to be slutty. If you want to watch music videos, there are channels worth the money to buy, if you want to rot your brain out, enjoy the crappy programing of Viacom.
Great vid Dan, awesome work!
jmartin1087 1 year ago
i agree,hes a fuckin tool.
caseyjoe503 1 year ago
Nick Jonas being host for deathmetal bands....rofl.
S3iG4kU 1 year ago
Bret Micheals is an ass-hat.
darthmoop 1 year ago 2
man honestly... nerdicus is lookin worse and worse... DAN!!!! do a fuckin video where you clean that stoner up!! COME ON!!!
wesgrosscustoms 1 year ago
@francesvicky obviously you have not watched his other videos in which he says some pretty valid information about what is going on in the world. Oh and uh fuck off.
redshieldshatterer 1 year ago
I always thought Poison sucked ridiculously, but Bret Michaels pisses me off. Such a reality show whore.
splintercellfan2007 1 year ago
Hey Fuckitmaster, I just checked out hoopz and you're right, she is fuckin hot.
redshieldshatterer 1 year ago
I never really did watch Flavor of Love except for a few episodes, but I did notice that they all have nicknames. Is it so hard to remember all their names, Flav?
redshieldshatterer 1 year ago
Bret Micheals is a pussy and Poison sucks.
Bobofjudia 1 year ago
I never listenend to him.
darthfur709 1 year ago
You didn't like the band poison well i don't mind them i listened to a bit of their songs, your opinion. But i see your reason for getting pissed at him now.
thorgrim103 1 year ago
Lmaooo another awesome rant. Yea all these freakin' people getting all these "Of Love" shows is so stupid. Bret Michaels, Tila Tequila, NEW YORK, who is ugly as FUCK, it's so pointless.
TheFuckitMaster 1 year ago 2
@TheFuckitMaster I can not believe how New York got famous. Other than her show, the only other show I saw her on was Flavor of Love.
redshieldshatterer 1 year ago
@redshieldshatterer I know right, and the bitch had like, two other shows, freakin' waste of time I love New York, and had ANOTHER ONE OR TWO SEASONS OF THAT SHIT, and the bigger waste of time New York goes to Work or some shit, bitch didn't do shit all she did was complain, and I know that 'cuz I watched maybe one ep and never went back.
TheFuckitMaster 1 year ago
@TheFuckitMaster You would think the girl who actually won Flavor of Love would have gotten a show.
redshieldshatterer 1 year ago
@redshieldshatterer I felt bad for the first one, who was it Hoopz or something, can't even call a woman by her real name in these freakin' shows man. She was mad cute too, wasn't a total bitch or nothing like New York, but no they give HER a show. And freakin' Hoopz ended up being tossed aside anyway. Them shows are soOoOoOo fake.
TheFuckitMaster 1 year ago
Who is Bret Micheals?
jacody6991 1 year ago
Bach did top 40 metal bands
Yofaceee10987 1 year ago
I meant some rich dude
redshieldshatterer 1 year ago
I think everyone is sick of Brett.
ManofWar55 1 year ago
@francesvicky really? cause I see just another troll who sits in their mother's basement watching videos that they don't like, and having a bitch fit on the comment board. I don't think I'm important, I just have 2000 subscribers who constantly want more rants.
UtubePhuckinSux 1 year ago 20
@UtubePhuckinSux Thats because we love your rants Dan.
bosk128 1 year ago
WASP, Motley Crue, Ratt, old Pantera, Twisted Sister, Skid Row, and..............and nothing the rest is fucking gay fuck poison and fuck that sellout piece of shit tool Brett Michaels, he is almost as big a sellout ans Metallica
KnightsOfTheDamned 1 year ago
Who the fuck makes a show in which some rick dude makes all these girls do stupid shit to win his heart or some shit? Why doesn't he just date them? Oh, and If pawn stars and american pickers count as reality shows, then not all reality shows suck.
redshieldshatterer 1 year ago
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redshieldshatterer 1 year ago
bro whats ur fav thrash bands?
PureMetalBrute 1 year ago
WASP eats poison
billyblackattacks 1 year ago
Poison sucks ASS. I was just thinking about this the other day. I am so glad someone finally said something about this.
guitarhero01234 1 year ago
Bret is still trying to be the 20 year old in the strip's 80's days. He needs to surround himself with sluts for 3 seasons, then suddenly "hey guys, look I'm not a bad guy, now you'll get to see me exposing my family!' He needs to keep his family out of the media, but he doesn't care, he's a fame whore and he is so obnoxious. I saw him in Florida, when he was filming that slut bus tour, i came up to him, but than changed my mind about saying anything, shook my head, and left. Pathetic old man.
Selesify 1 year ago
In addition, Justin Bieber is going to host the new punk'd season. Show wasn't to great anyway, but still.
lobyte 1 year ago
Nick Jonas hosting the top 20 death metal bands. That should be done on April 1st next year.
Monkeyradar 1 year ago
Sigh.
Never mind then.
H057IL3 1 year ago
Van Halen...end of fuckin' story...
PrivateSnowballTFC 1 year ago
@PrivateSnowballTFC Van Halen IS NOT FUCKIN GLAM METAL, in fact the only reason hair/glam metal came into existence is because every band in the fucking world tried to copy VH and FAILED
UtubePhuckinSux 1 year ago 2
@UtubePhuckinSux
However, dan you have to admit its fucking funny when you look at some of these hair metal bands ,and say wtf thats what girls want. It never gets old to see the stupidity that is mainstream music. Another thing I like Motley Crue, Kiss, and twisted sister but how do they file under metal?
deivlhunter88 1 year ago
@deivlhunter88 in the 80's they did. but as time advanced the standard for metal got "heavier" thus we have what we have today
beastabuelos 1 year ago
@UtubePhuckinSux Exactly
PrivateSnowballTFC 1 year ago
Btw, sorry, I was talking about Wrathchild UK.
Wrathchild America, though, has been labeled as Thrash Metal and Hard Rock, and I understand.
H057IL3 1 year ago
Bret Michaels is a tool, but he isn't as bad as fucking Gene Simmons. Mann, didn't Gene get his own reality show?
mattatack9969 1 year ago
@mattatack9969 true, but KISS is still 100x better than Poison though (and I don't even like KISS)
UtubePhuckinSux 1 year ago 14
@UtubePhuckinSux
Did you see that news article where Gene said that anyone who downloads music should be sued and have their cars and homes taken away?
mattatack9969 1 year ago
@mattatack9969 He did... And the only thing that makes that show ok too watch is his hot daughter... Other than that its a tad useless.
TheTWDiBenedetto 1 year ago
Bret is one of the reasons people hate hair metal, he gives us a bad name DX
I personally like Poison.
And fuck off, itsthebrew93. You've clearly never heard any Extreme, Mr Big, Autograph, Skid Row, and the heavier glam metal bands such as W.A.S.P., Stryper and Wrathchild America.
MTV sucks anyway.
H057IL3 1 year ago
@H057IL3 I've heard all those bands, and apart from WASP and Skid Row, they all blow a huge dick sorry
UtubePhuckinSux 1 year ago
@UtubePhuckinSux
Ehh I guess it's impossible to like everything -_-
But Extreme? Mr Big? Those are Nuno Bettencourt and Paul Gilbert bands respectively! They're amazing guitar players!
Anyway, I just find it a shame, so many thrashers and death metal guys rip on glam metal when none of us rip on their favorite genres. Music and metal on its own should bring us all together.
H057IL3 1 year ago
@H057IL3
In my opinion it's just too, IDK, corporate, if that's the word. I like music when it's just a bunch of guys dressed in T shirts and jeans ex Pantera, Slayer etc. Hair metal was just not one of my tastes =/
itsthebrew93 1 year ago
@itsthebrew93
Okay, well you sounded like you hate it with a passion.
I personally like metal whether it be Winger, ACDC, Pantera, Black Sabbath, Megadeth or Judas Priest. I'm really dislike death metal though I don't have a problem listening to an entire black metal song (but then I get tired). I find it great that I can enjoy so many genres. I listen to metal, jazz, blues, rock... And I'd find it hard only liking one or two genres.
BTW, Pantera was a hair band back in the eighties.
H057IL3 1 year ago
@H057IL3
Yeah realized that right after I posted, but notice as soon as Anselmo showed up, they weren't like that much longer lol
itsthebrew93 1 year ago
@H057IL3 no, we rip on it because glam metal in the 80s was what the core genres are now. Talentless corporate garbage people mistake for true rock and metal. And btw, one person doesent make a band good.
UtubePhuckinSux 1 year ago
@UtubePhuckinSux
I agree with the one person thing. Though you'd be surprised, there are some glam metal bands that are very talented. Queensryche, for example, had a "glam" period. KISS has been labeled as glam metal. Pantera even started as a glam metal band.
H057IL3 1 year ago
@H057IL3 Personally I never liked KISS, but I never saw them as glam. And Pantera made up for there glam days by becoming one of the heaviest bands ever. And Queensryche has always sucked
UtubePhuckinSux 1 year ago
@UtubePhuckinSux Ratt, Motley Crue, Twisted sister, WASP, Skid Row are all great glam bands
Blakep666 1 year ago 2
@Blakep666 Ratt sucked, the 4 others were good, but they were the ONLY good glam bands, the 50+ other bands were absolute shit
UtubePhuckinSux 1 year ago 5
@UtubePhuckinSux well i halfway agree, overall music wise they are a bit boring, but the first album was awesome and the most reccent album with the original lead singer was good, but i agree those are the only good glam bands the rest is Gay LA Metal
Blakep666 1 year ago
@H057IL3 its because glam isnt even metal its just reinvented pop which sucks my balls. glam stands for GAY LA MUSIC. no real metal head would listens to that shit. there all just poser fucks
fallen757 1 year ago
@fallen757
You're idiotic. For the third time, Pantera started as a hair band. Ozzy and Judas Priest both had albums that were labeled hair metal.
You know, you're the type of metalhead that puts us to shame. You're the reason why so many people think we're all lowlifes, arrogant, violent, with a bad image, etc.
The real shit that we should get rid of is hip hop.
H057IL3 1 year ago
@UtubePhuckinSux what about Motley Crue or Twisted sister?
Blakep666 1 year ago
@H057IL3 wrathchild america is a thrash band
fallen757 1 year ago
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bret michaels is amazing poison was the shit !
TheZombie13777 1 year ago
@TheZombie13777 get off
GerardBudding 6 months ago
Hair metal blows ass. Seeing Slayer, Megadeth, and Anthrax next Thursday. Thrash FTW!
itsthebrew93 1 year ago 2
@itsthebrew93 AWESOME!!!
ghost2021a 1 year ago
Bret Michaels should take Adam Darski's place, so a real musician can get back to doing what he does best.
CelestialObscurity 1 year ago
lol posion sucks
dthmetalrox 1 year ago