Wizard People, Dear Reader - FIRST DAY SUCKS IT (Chapter 14)

[mrchuckmorris]

I hate when people don't pay attention to my lips and syllables' massages of notes.

[zane98zane]

@Chantwusesiffleuse Sorry i didnt know im only thirteen i know very little about the 1900's

[chanteusesiffleuse]

@zane98zane Well, you're the one who originally gave an explanation to someone else. I figured you at least thought you knew what you were talking about. I'm only a few years older than you, anyway.

[zane98zane]

@chanteusesiffleuse Okay, well i guess i got the general idea of laurence oliver

[zane98zane]

@GandalfTheBalding the oil of OLIVER, oliver as in laurence oliver, an actor from the mid 1900's, he was a wierd guy and he was gay, thats why its oil

[chanteusesiffleuse]

@zane98zane His sexuality had nothing to do with it. Laurence Olivier is widely regarded as one of the greatest actors of all time. Brad Neely is mocking the dialogue and Harry's acting skills by comparing him to such a legend.

[snipelfritz]

Harry explains to the bear that subtlety and patience are two ways to look pretty cool. The bear agrees and they give each other Fonzie looks.

[TyeNee]

WILLIKERS

[skapitapita]

Never pet anything

[SirKevinMartin]

Ronnie and Harmony. :))

[rovert28]

HOLY FRIKIN BALLS! THE CAT HAS BEEN PROFESSOR HARDCASTLE THIS WHOLE TIME! WILACKERS!!!

[Reip187]

Never pet anything...

[laceyburns3]

malfoyle, astonished that he likes women

[KBSKEWL]

how does this not have amillion views!

[AnitaRalere]

no matter how many times i've seen this, it still gets me. amazing

[songbirdsxxz]

Snake, astonished she has an admirer and Malfoil, astonished he like women. LOL

[LeftyHandedGuns]

'HOLY FREAKIN' BALLS! ... Willikers!'

dead.

[shadowstone13]

and malfoil, astonished that he likes women. LOL

[lollygoober]

That oil of Olivier seems to save Harry in a lot of situations.

[theShadowviking]

...No, never pet ANYTHING

[LaHatterFan]

I'm crying i'm laughing so hard my stomach HURTS.

My mom just walked in and went, 'What is so funny?' I couldn't coherently reply so she just walked out hahahhaha.

[BenFord1997]

I love "RONNY THE BEAR"!

[QueenOfAllRandomness]

Every time he says "wilikers" take a shot

[CrossRunner413]

4 people "SUCK IT"

[aishuakshi77]

how many rat tails r in minkerfulls lolol

[darkpenguim]

I can't find chapter 15.

[otherjoe1234]

@darkpenguim

i guess youtube deleted it. however, someone uploaded it separately as "Wizard People: HP's Cribbage Destiny ", it should be in the related videos for this one.

[GrumpiSmurf]

NEVER PET ANYTHING!!!... the mental notes continue to stack...

[Iwantyourbabies24]

ornaments that quickly fill with mother's blood

[Brykken]

They look into each others eyes like two serpents on a honeymoon, Snake astonished that she has an admirer and Malthoil astonished that he likes women.

[unicornsexNickHeck]

oil of aliviae.olive oil

[PeteyPoison]

Willikers!!

[themarxmarvelous]

@PeteyPoison Every time he says wilikers I die. I have begun saying it at work after just about anything. The HR complaints, are stacking.

[mollyvlogs]

Some get letters, others get ornaments that quickly fill with mothers blood, and some desperately wait for their letters to arrive, which shall never, for they are the type of kids that mothers never write to. FANTASTIC.

[TheKristinedyer]

Never pet anything.

[ParaTobEnce]

in unison, the boys' faces scream "HOLY FUCKING BALLS!"

NEVER PET ANYTHING!

snake, astonished that she has an admirer, and mouthoil, astonished that he likes women.

[zinedinemoriarty]

Harry again, with the oil of Olivier...

[NumotTD]

"They look into each others eyes like serpents on a honeymoon. Snake, astonished that she has an admirerer and Malfoyle, astonished that he likes women."

I lost it at this part

[rowiian]

Never pet cat's that you don't know... no... never pet anything....

[BadWaters]

If I hear the word "wilikers" one more time Im going to pee myself.

[18mdpro]

but in unisin the boys faces scream HOLY FREAKIN BALLS!!!!!!

[LogicMasterMix]

" the bear has to agree and they give each other fonzi looks.." HAHAHAHAHA

[sheerterror77]

Never pet any cat you don't know. lol.

[spaceagejerk]

possibly the best parody of anything ever. this writer took so much more care in his script than the writer of this blockbuster hit. holy balls, this take on HP makes me love the films in a way i never knew was possible. thank the maker for this: the most creative use of 'youtube' and advance upon pop-culture i have seen. this project would make any fan of HP or literary-criticism dookie a shooter in under 5, flat. through these eyes i can watch this movie again and again and again...

[spaceagejerk]

how do you "play all"?

[lovleelaura88]

the remember ball is filled with his mother's blood. I lol'd so damn hard

[xoxCarlyx7]

why is ronnie "the bear" lol. love it.

[ginnyharryfan22]

Snake, astonished that she has an admirer, Malfoyle, astonished that he likes women. I love these!!!!! LOL

[TsarIvanIV]

Snake, astonished that she has an admirer. Malfoyle, astonished that he likes women.

[spoonlessjoe98]

harry says he just doesn't know. and how could he? this is his first DAY! CHRIST!

[lookachair1]

HOLY FREAKIN' BALLS! THE CAT HAS BEEN PROFESSOR HARDCASTLE THIS WHOLE TIME! Whilickers!

[Innuendo91]

I almost threw up at the line "... and Malfoil astonished that he likes women."

[LordJudgement1818]

Snake astonished that she has a admier, and Malfoil astonished that he likes women. HAHA

[ricketydoodah]

never pet cats that you dont know... no, never pet anything.

[Cynic117]

ornaments that quickly fill with their mothers blood

[SaviSkittle]

what is such in such and how many rat tails in minkerfools.

[ricketydoodah]

malfoyle, astonished that he likes women

[letthemxeatcake]

Never pet cats that you don't know. No, never pet anything.

[goldenball]

He should narrate the other movies as well.

[Iquey]

HAHA. 3:29 watch for the girl who gets smacked with a present.

[IDyedMyCatPurple]

wheres chapter 15?

[truealchiemist]

Create Anti-Matter

Best version of Harry Potter ever created.

[SaviSkittle]

HOLY FREAKIN BALLS!

[jamie33190]

For they are the kinds of kids that mothers never write to.

[Barksdale88]

How many rat tails are in minkerfools?

[Chanie444]

"mouth oil astonished that he likes women" roflcoppter!

[023Sammy023]

Holly freaking balls!

[ethethPS3]

fonzzy looks lol

[happyafterdeath]

i was totally expecting him to say " some get letters, others merely shit on."

[TwiHardInTheShadows]

DON'T.DISS.MALFOY.

(Sorry. Tom Felton lover right here! XD)

[jimjamrocks]

the fuck?

[purplesquirrel17]

subtlety and patience are a great way to look pretty cool... lol i like this

[sgtgreenthumb]

RONNIE THE BEAR ahahahhhaa

[Brom24]

"tequila sunrise" lol

[Pyro91115]

I couldn't stop laughing throughout the whole thing.

[baroquejen]

I must say, the whole snape is a woman thing is the funniest damn thing I have ever heard.

[Butter89cup]

yes! ROFL

[ImmaDwarfKicker]

@baroquejen and dumbledore's deadness hahaha

[JonConstantine]

never pet cats that you don't know... no, never pet anything LOLZ!

[Loudpaw]

lol and malfoy astonished that he likes women

[wyglop]

(mouth oil)

[Loudpaw]

moufoil

[RenataElliott]

Where has the 15th chapter gone? Oh the horror.

[pizzaforeveryone]

like two serpents on a honeymoon

[Oneiroi729]

it just wasn't as ridiculous

[717crdsa]

never pet a cat you don't know..no, never pet anything.

[CorpseInThisBed]

"Harry awakes to yet another tequila sunrise."

hahaha, brilliant!

[treklemmer]

Oh no! Chapter 15 is no longer available T_T

[lions969]

the fact that snape is a she is making me lawl hard

[kent1394]

and they give each other Fonzie looks

[rockerchic3214]

And malthoil was astonished that he likes women.

[companioncubexglados]

How many Rat Tails are in Minkerfuls?

[casey11592]

"HOLY FREAKIN BALLS! the cat has been professor hardcastle this whole time...willickers!" ahahahaahhaha

[glowstix813]

LOVE this

[blizzaire08]

Upfish got an ornament that filled with his mother's blood!

[cinnamontoasty]

And Malthoil astonished that he likes women. Rofl.

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

Malthoil into Snake/Snape...yeah. Too much to handle. LOL!!!

[Flickerfly]

Oh my God...this is fabulous xD

[FlyingHellfish08]

never pet cats you dont know...no, never pet anything.

[Midvalley711]

Where's chapter 15?

[cinnamontoasty]

I was just wondering that...

[willowpuff]

"They look into each other's eyes like two serpents on a honeymoon"

"How could he, this is his first day - CHRIST"

"Others get ornaments which quickly fill with mother's blood" (WTF?!?!)

[helen6us]

"...and Malfoyl is suprised to find that he likes women."

[EricNinden]

Mouthoil.

[mediumivan]

Holy Frickin Balls!!! lol

[xxjurishikuxx]

GAH! Repost please! D:

[saccomike]

...and they give each other Fonzie looks.

[mfielder95]

holy freaking balls!

[thetruancybot]

"holy freakin' balls the cat was professor hardcastle the entire time, willikers"

[EightDollarLibertine]

for they... are the type of kids that mothers never write to.

[itsantity]

Chapter fourteen...Harry awakes to yet another tequila sunrise...

[Tigereyez783]

haha if you've ever paid attention to me, now is the time.

[bddrumline]

this is one of my fav chapters

"don't pet cats you don't know, no, don't pet anything" ROFL

[Crowbarboy]

and malfoyl is suprised to find he likes women

[darthfredd]

He likes Snake? Pff, what a fag.

[EricNinden]

Mouthoil, not Malfoyl.

[LoganHimself]

"they are the type of kids that mothers never write to" haha this is great

[Rhinoman45672]

Holy BALLS!!!

[InCahoots1]

brad neely really like to say willikers

[elite227]

Funny video.

[liefstevera]

they look at each other like two serpents on a honeymoon. Snake, astonished she has an admirer, a Malfoil, astonished he likes women. they give each other fonzie lookes. the professor puts together a clever witticism about tardiness and george washington's trees full of cherries never pet cats you dont know, no, dont ever pet anything and rags on his celebrity in front of everyone ornaments quikly fealed with mothers blood the lepraucan bank jeepers omg hahahaha lol

[TwisterCT10]

LAUGHING AT THE SAME SHIT, OMFG.

[salad6]

..."no, never pet anything."

[littlesisterAnon]

Why does this chapter never load?

This is madness!

[dan1jab]

madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!

[RoselTea]

nice

[Zeus9477]

no.......

this is a wizard people chapter!

[salmaboon]

Hi there buddy, what's it like living in 2006? :)

[dan1jab]

retro. bitch.

[FredSmitih]

Snake, astonished he has an admirer, a Malfoil, astonished he actually likes women. How many rat tails are in Minkerfools?

[1una1ovegood]

and rags on his celebrity in front of everyone

[burgerXcore]

two serpents on a honeymoon. haha.

[casemeister338]

the professor puts together a clever witticism about tardiness and george washington's trees full of cherries

[jukeboxhero52]

never pet cats you dont know, no, dont ever pet anything,.... amazing

[millencolinman]

I didn't realize malfoil and snape locked eyes that long... astonished that he likes women haha

[HIMkidHIM]

jeepers!

[knaps1]

It's not working for me either :(

[bbalanky]

LMAO. "They give each other Fonzie looks."

[nils2873]

damn why the hell doesnt it work????

[hihiemmy]

it won't load! kabloomers!

[pieseonerth]

damn it, it's not loading.

[nukkia]

not for me :(

[ShyAnnaShyness15]

AHAH IT WORKS FOR ME. lol

[InMyPod]

it never loads!!!!!

GAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[gungaroo22]

WHY not WORK?!

[crzyprplmnky]

LOAD DAMMIT!

[WNHoward]

Harry makes another mental note: Never pet cats that you don't know, no, never pet anything.

[SuperAgentGirl]

aah, why do you not work, dear video?!?

I weep for thee.

[daniel70santos]

same, not working here either :(

[youripmyx3rightout]

Fuck it's not working for me, either. :(

[InMyPod]

:( it's not playing for some reason!!!

[hazelorb]

OMG YOU POSTED THE ORIGINAL VERSION!!! im gonna post a reply of the rest of the harry/snake scene with the amazing anti-matter comment that neely added in the 2nd version... (i have the 1st bit up already)

[rainbowspotter]

*laughs*

[megacharizard]

subtlety and patience are a great way to look cool

XD awesome!

[strawberyshortcake89]

never pet cats you don't know, no, never pet anything... you know