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  • another good commercial that was banned

  • FAIL

  • they can have sex also with the bra! :D

  • chujowa ;d

  • I don`t get why this was banned

  • Why argue when you can use both windows and mac?

  • Apple=noob winows ftw

  • APPLE FTW

    

  • I'm sure austria have a water-shed, I doubt this was banned from mid-night presentation ...otherwise the austrian advertisment censors have lost thier minds.

  • @DIMATIF,, With Microsoft, anything is impossible, u can even convert a DIM as A TIF

  • why the FUCK are all these good commercials banned????

  • @LuckySeven91 what if a kid watched it?

  • @11and15productions

    in austria we have commercials that shows women nearly completely naked, thats why i see absolutely no reason why to ban this one here.

  • @11and15productions

    i find it funny how amercans and britons find sex almost more offending than violence.

  • when he founds out that he needs a password, he started thinking " i'd share her with my hacky friend if he gets me the password "

  • This turns my software into hardware....

  • You gotta push 'em together and rotate the latch out

  • Sure its password protected but is it virus free

  • Right click?

  • For alot the ad thought click on pornography video on this website

  • 1337 likes lol

  • my mom thought i was watchin gay porn

  • @xcharly323x

    Should have acted like you were really into it that way she is confused when the ad pops up.

  • wut does unhooking a bra and having sexual intercourse have anything to do with tech?

  • my mom thought i was watching porn

  • WTF?!?!?1

  • That's why you need a mac.

  • @GurYerushalmi stupid, microsoft doesnt mean computers...

  • my software is no hardware won't to stick my flash drive in to her port

  • password: herpies

  • @PirateDuckyy

    LOL, U RIGHT

  • fk,,,,is this how u explain viruses?

  • note to self:

    hackers get all the titties

  • @theprotectshade yea that ain't the only way of removing passwords,,,, XD

  • If women could get a bra or underwear like that, men would probaly be screwed

  • Password breaker......BRUTE FORCE MODE!!!

  • somehow this was the least popular version of ms office.

  • i got viruses because of this, microsoft all the way, she likes hard ware not soft ware

  • password=YOU FAIL

  • what a lame ass commercial, just like those axe commercials

  • Associating Sex with Microsoft? Fuck, the whole world would have a sexually transmitted virus...

  • lol german words but english sounds

  • This guy needs hax

  • This made my software into hardware O_o

  • funny but not really relevant to office xp. I never though of Microsoft as sexy or sex. But whatever.

  • @assemblyguy the ad means you can now put passwords on your files in office xp

  • bitch put a password on her tits

  • rip it off or use scissors... aka HAX!

  • Just rip it off

  • and let the kinky nerd jokes commence.

  • pass word big floppy

  • Cockblocked.

  • 1,711,182th view WTF y so many

  • WTF

  • 1700700th view!

  • haha poor man. locked!

  • It explains Microsoft perfectly! Fails when you need it :L

  • @DIMATIF yep, we all knew this my greek friend, mattstergt from lfs here.

  • @DIMATIF It explains Microsoft perfectly. Password-protects your important files so douchebags can't fcuk with them.

  • The girl in the video's really hot

  • @OushGisher captain obvious strikes again!

  • I wish I could do that. Block skeevy guys from feeling me up on the subway.

  • So if you buy windows xp you can't have sex?!

  • @dembumboclot yep

  • @dembumboclot basically.

  • @dembumboclot pretty much sums it up

  • @dembumboclot the commercial is about OFFICE xp u dumbass! :P

  • aaaah this makes the product not sexy... Is this spot made to attract frigid women? Guess someone lost his job.

  • good thing XP sucks :o

  • hahaha that look like Edward Cullen, no wonder he never got ass!

  • You just got cock blocked son!

  • The only thing this video is missing is the blue screen.

  • buubz :D

  • just hack it......

  • This has happened to 119 people

  • It was banned because it demoted sex.

  • @warriorzin Sex was previously a colonel.

  • What?

  • ... -.-...no comment

  • use hacks

  • this makes my floppy disk a harddrive.

  • @DietDrMario WTF 

  • @DietDrMario 3 inch floppies are now a thing of the past. I meant in PC terms that is.

  • @Professor6871 You clearly didn't understand the joke. You are a fucking idiot.

  • @thISxTHplacE That was irony my friend ever heard of it. Obviously not from your rude thuggish reply. Just proves how ignorant you are.

  • @Professor6871 Thuggish? You really are a professor, aren't you? Hm.

    and that was in no way ironic.

  • @thISxTHplacE Look it up in the dictionary the word thug, as you obviously don't know what it means. Yes I am a professor and your silly twat.

  • @Professor6871 did you even read what you typed? Read that last sentence, shit head. Here, I'll make it easy on you! Thug: a cruel or vicious robber or murderer.

    Lmao. You must be the world's shittiest professor. 

  • Scandalous

  • what if she does crash

  • Oh, just give this guy pair of scissors!!

  • why the hell did they ban this lmao i thought it is so perfect lol

  • can we have a law in the future that says, commercials have to do with whatever is being sold lol.

  • How does "our product will keep you from getting laid" sell operating systems?

  • @montrosederek It's more a subtle sign of security. In the marketing world this is genius.

  • @Phaiyte Eh, "subtle" is lost on most Windows users. Now, were this a Linux ad...

    ;-)

  • @montrosederek Linux ftw. Been using fedora for a few weeks now :D

  • Fuck u Draco the deuch bag go fuck Harry potter

  • just make sure you have enough RAM

  • Because people in the United States are prude censor-happy idiots oppressed by religious fanatics calling themselves Christians.

  • @dracco73 You know, I agree with this. As an American, I agree with this. >_>

  • Damn microsoft, always cock blocks me too man, I know how you feal.

  • @blueeyesaf feel

  • lol..what's the password? :P

  • LMFAO!

  • Don'y you just wish sometimes girls had computers on their backs?

  • FUNNY XDDDDDDDDD

  • LOL!

  • GOD DAMN!

  • The PAssword is SEX man HURRY its always sex....or god....or password...yeah try password

  • @wowalinbie lol :D

  • - what did that have tu do with promotinq microsoft ???

  • @JanessaAnnL I usually never understand commercials, cuz they never make any sense... this one made perfect sense to me, ts easy to understand. Only a blind guy or someone who doesnt understand basic stuff about computers wouldnt.

  • Why would that be banned. It bored the crap right out of my ass.

  • Ha ha that's so funny

  • You know, if you were to index all of the semen in an average man's ejaculate and convert it to a computer data format, the human penis has greater bandwidth than any technology we know of.

    @kingofheadshot Oh God forbid a child still breastfeeding should see boobs, they might get hungry or something.

    The German censorship wouldn't have banned this, no nudity and breasts are only a big deal in the US.

  • all of these nerdy ass comments...

    YOU JUST FUCKING SAW A CHICK, WHERE'S YOUR MANHOOD?!

  • Unlike Computers, women can only take less amount of loads. and make sure u use a Trojan when you do a download.

  • download a kernel exploit, a HEN and a pass breaker and it should work

  • @MunMarius10

    This isn't a fucking PSP kiddo. All those terms don't make you sound smart, it just makes you sound retarded.

  • haha Thumb up if that has happened to you before

  • it was funny i think.

  • Not so much banned as "taken off the air because nobody got it". And rightly so.

  • Don't care what you like, but what is appropriate to spend on TV because everyone can watch TV, even a child of 2 years.

  • why would this be banned ? people of the USA, I truly feel sorry for you for having people banning this stuff

  • HA!

  • how is this banned 

  • this was banned cause all the bitches are setting their standards a too high nowadays

  • that was banned because it sucks!!!! ;P

  • She looks like Faith from Mirror's Edge x-x

  • Typical big companies trying to sell something using sex.

  • Oh the puns I could think of for this!!

  • Typical microsoft, can't even get a bra off...

  • don't forget trojan its security to your hardware

  • I'd like

    To install myself

    Into her 0.0

  • the director actually tried a sex scene but left out of the ad and put it on redtube. Thumbs up if they SHOULD of done that.

  • Id give her a hard drive anyday ;)

  • It should of asked would you like this device to enter your hardwear it may have herpes?

  • LOL! password protected! :D

  • justin bieber tried to change his facebook password to mydick.. but it was too short

  • @CallOfDutyAustralia your dick is too short? think about how you worded that. then reword it, you were onto something.

  • @CamFlame18 i see what u mean. but mydick is talking about biebers not my enormous one XD

  • @CallOfDutyAustralia no the error massage was, Were sorry the password you entered dose not exist, please contact you plastic surgeon then try again.

  • @CallOfDutyAustralia what do you mean too short he doesnt have one he has to shove a baby bananana in there to look odd

  • Some of these comments r such much win

  • hold on let me hack it.

  • Unlike computers, women can reject a 3 inch floppy.

  • @OushGisher HAHAHA

  • @OushGisher lol i got a 12 inch Hard Disk!

  • @OushGisher Dont judge the floppy, just make sure you have a good hard drive

  • @OushGisher oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap

  • I did see this on tv :P

  • i wonder what mac would be like

  • @pks7777777 mac user wont need hel cause they now how to open it

  • Microsoft can suck it

  • he should have guessed the password herbies

  • @PuRenationzzocom dont you mean herpes????

  • That was funny!

  • this wasnt banned....i remeber watching it on tv, mabey the banned it afterwords!?

  • is he a pc?

  • He enters password: Sex

    Access denied: No penis, no sex

  • I LOVE IT!

  • OMG. WILD that was hilarious!

    Why do people get bent so out of shape?

    Who cares where language lies? The actions were funny in themselves.

  • This is a microsoft we're talking about, that menu would have taken 4 whole minutes to load. This is false advertising.

  • why was the textpart german and the talking english? :o

  • a trojan can penetrate the security easyly

  • @frajaos my sperm can penetrate that security even easily than a trojan

  • AHHAHAHAHHAA

  • lol as for many nerds that fool just got Bill gates cock Blocked

  • Banned??ive seen this before

  • god i wish i had that lol than my bf wouldnt be able to take it off XD ^-^

  • People are dumb to be offended by this

  • 103 people dont know the password

  • i did at first :S

  • Right... if this were more accurate, they would show the guy having a blue-screened "INACCESSIBLE_BOOT_DEVICE" error at the worst possible moment.

  • that's due to sex and too old.

  • very stupid ad

  • bqhahaghahwhvfaptwhgerijsrfwij fucking russian dogs

  • @IHeartAsains rawrragaararraagarbalgragbaalr­araagararnabragrabargle.  :)