I'm sure austria have a water-shed, I doubt this was banned from mid-night presentation ...otherwise the austrian advertisment censors have lost thier minds.
@Professor6871 did you even read what you typed? Read that last sentence, shit head. Here, I'll make it easy on you! Thug: a cruel or vicious robber or murderer.
Lmao. You must be the world's shittiest professor.
@JanessaAnnL I usually never understand commercials, cuz they never make any sense... this one made perfect sense to me, ts easy to understand. Only a blind guy or someone who doesnt understand basic stuff about computers wouldnt.
You know, if you were to index all of the semen in an average man's ejaculate and convert it to a computer data format, the human penis has greater bandwidth than any technology we know of.
@kingofheadshot Oh God forbid a child still breastfeeding should see boobs, they might get hungry or something.
The German censorship wouldn't have banned this, no nudity and breasts are only a big deal in the US.
another good commercial that was banned
rastachicabonita 2 months ago
FAIL
xela9351 2 months ago
they can have sex also with the bra! :D
MischkaYo 3 months ago
chujowa ;d
DejvPFK 3 months ago
I don`t get why this was banned
TineJanic 3 months ago
Why argue when you can use both windows and mac?
kv0j 3 months ago
Apple=noob winows ftw
bovb902 3 months ago
APPLE FTW
KaTwItAgUn 3 months ago
I'm sure austria have a water-shed, I doubt this was banned from mid-night presentation ...otherwise the austrian advertisment censors have lost thier minds.
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withoutcreator 4 months ago
@DIMATIF,, With Microsoft, anything is impossible, u can even convert a DIM as A TIF
heminem900 5 months ago
why the FUCK are all these good commercials banned????
LuckySeven91 5 months ago 4
@LuckySeven91 what if a kid watched it?
11and15productions 5 months ago
@11and15productions
in austria we have commercials that shows women nearly completely naked, thats why i see absolutely no reason why to ban this one here.
LuckySeven91 5 months ago
@11and15productions
i find it funny how amercans and britons find sex almost more offending than violence.
FourKelvin 5 months ago
when he founds out that he needs a password, he started thinking " i'd share her with my hacky friend if he gets me the password "
donrumatag 5 months ago 2
This turns my software into hardware....
ryansiki 5 months ago 3
You gotta push 'em together and rotate the latch out
EdikShepherd 5 months ago
Sure its password protected but is it virus free
aceshot209 6 months ago
Right click?
theonlychampion96 6 months ago
For alot the ad thought click on pornography video on this website
jong4tv 6 months ago
1337 likes lol
pennersindcool 6 months ago
my mom thought i was watchin gay porn
xcharly323x 6 months ago 4
@xcharly323x
Should have acted like you were really into it that way she is confused when the ad pops up.
Jaricko 6 months ago
wut does unhooking a bra and having sexual intercourse have anything to do with tech?
darkus45 6 months ago
my mom thought i was watching porn
Soccerfan2011ful 6 months ago 8
WTF?!?!?1
karllalamassad 6 months ago
That's why you need a mac.
GurYerushalmi 7 months ago 2
@GurYerushalmi stupid, microsoft doesnt mean computers...
sachxtrem 6 months ago
my software is no hardware won't to stick my flash drive in to her port
asukafan133 7 months ago
password: herpies
PirateDuckyy 7 months ago 4
@PirateDuckyy
LOL, U RIGHT
sulayman360 6 months ago
fk,,,,is this how u explain viruses?
GoldcardAsia 7 months ago
note to self:
hackers get all the titties
theprotectshade 7 months ago 23
@theprotectshade yea that ain't the only way of removing passwords,,,, XD
AfterBeats92 1 month ago
If women could get a bra or underwear like that, men would probaly be screwed
SMoshFreak456 7 months ago
Password breaker......BRUTE FORCE MODE!!!
Ljungman42 7 months ago
somehow this was the least popular version of ms office.
thatsmyh0rse 7 months ago
i got viruses because of this, microsoft all the way, she likes hard ware not soft ware
Retrocheckz 7 months ago
password=YOU FAIL
MrCuriousDavid 8 months ago 4
what a lame ass commercial, just like those axe commercials
localSickened 9 months ago
Associating Sex with Microsoft? Fuck, the whole world would have a sexually transmitted virus...
GUkraine 11 months ago 8
lol german words but english sounds
Lolerthanyou 11 months ago 4
This guy needs hax
Bradguy123 11 months ago
This made my software into hardware O_o
Th3Apollo7 11 months ago 6
funny but not really relevant to office xp. I never though of Microsoft as sexy or sex. But whatever.
assemblyguy 11 months ago
@assemblyguy the ad means you can now put passwords on your files in office xp
marky61198 9 months ago
bitch put a password on her tits
haidend 11 months ago 3
rip it off or use scissors... aka HAX!
Seatimer2000 11 months ago
Just rip it off
murray821 11 months ago
and let the kinky nerd jokes commence.
MAMAMACHINE 11 months ago
pass word big floppy
Richdeath9 11 months ago
Cockblocked.
Skaifox4 11 months ago 3
1,711,182th view WTF y so many
Richdeath9 11 months ago
WTF
9201scm 11 months ago
1700700th view!
deathflyer10 11 months ago
haha poor man. locked!
martinibebyfreak101 11 months ago
It explains Microsoft perfectly! Fails when you need it :L
DIMATIF 11 months ago 292
@DIMATIF yep, we all knew this my greek friend, mattstergt from lfs here.
MattySP34Ks 11 months ago
@DIMATIF It explains Microsoft perfectly. Password-protects your important files so douchebags can't fcuk with them.
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Wanderer8383 2 months ago
The girl in the video's really hot
OushGisher 11 months ago
@OushGisher captain obvious strikes again!
sahcnam1 11 months ago
I wish I could do that. Block skeevy guys from feeling me up on the subway.
cyndycooper42 11 months ago 7
So if you buy windows xp you can't have sex?!
dembumboclot 11 months ago 25
@dembumboclot yep
thegreatninjaman 11 months ago
@dembumboclot basically.
AndreisEntaro 11 months ago
@dembumboclot pretty much sums it up
sahcnam1 11 months ago
@dembumboclot the commercial is about OFFICE xp u dumbass! :P
djandreal 2 months ago
aaaah this makes the product not sexy... Is this spot made to attract frigid women? Guess someone lost his job.
Thundergeo2 11 months ago
good thing XP sucks :o
grimview 11 months ago
hahaha that look like Edward Cullen, no wonder he never got ass!
Elca32 1 year ago
You just got cock blocked son!
KINGJADEX 1 year ago
The only thing this video is missing is the blue screen.
kemorc 1 year ago
buubz :D
bmx370 1 year ago
just hack it......
sonicshortsextreme 1 year ago 7
This has happened to 119 people
chewbakka73 1 year ago
It was banned because it demoted sex.
warriorzin 1 year ago
@warriorzin Sex was previously a colonel.
LokiClock 11 months ago
What?
JuliaVSJuliaFilms 1 year ago
... -.-...no comment
SexGoddess87 1 year ago
use hacks
TheEpicFailMaster 1 year ago 3
this makes my floppy disk a harddrive.
DietDrMario 1 year ago 308
@DietDrMario WTF
TheOutrageousVideos 1 year ago
@DietDrMario 3 inch floppies are now a thing of the past. I meant in PC terms that is.
Professor6871 11 months ago
@Professor6871 You clearly didn't understand the joke. You are a fucking idiot.
thISxTHplacE 11 months ago
@thISxTHplacE That was irony my friend ever heard of it. Obviously not from your rude thuggish reply. Just proves how ignorant you are.
Professor6871 11 months ago
@Professor6871 Thuggish? You really are a professor, aren't you? Hm.
and that was in no way ironic.
thISxTHplacE 11 months ago
@thISxTHplacE Look it up in the dictionary the word thug, as you obviously don't know what it means. Yes I am a professor and your silly twat.
Professor6871 11 months ago
@Professor6871 did you even read what you typed? Read that last sentence, shit head. Here, I'll make it easy on you! Thug: a cruel or vicious robber or murderer.
Lmao. You must be the world's shittiest professor.
thISxTHplacE 11 months ago
Scandalous
suckthere123 1 year ago
what if she does crash
justhumen99 1 year ago
Oh, just give this guy pair of scissors!!
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simonjamesodell 1 year ago
why the hell did they ban this lmao i thought it is so perfect lol
adamy4ever 1 year ago
can we have a law in the future that says, commercials have to do with whatever is being sold lol.
belladonna4577 1 year ago
How does "our product will keep you from getting laid" sell operating systems?
montrosederek 1 year ago
@montrosederek It's more a subtle sign of security. In the marketing world this is genius.
Phaiyte 1 year ago
@Phaiyte Eh, "subtle" is lost on most Windows users. Now, were this a Linux ad...
;-)
montrosederek 1 year ago
@montrosederek Linux ftw. Been using fedora for a few weeks now :D
93tomb 1 year ago
Fuck u Draco the deuch bag go fuck Harry potter
earthshaker50 1 year ago
just make sure you have enough RAM
Ownerfox 1 year ago
Because people in the United States are prude censor-happy idiots oppressed by religious fanatics calling themselves Christians.
dracco73 1 year ago
@dracco73 You know, I agree with this. As an American, I agree with this. >_>
BllueInfinitium 11 months ago
Damn microsoft, always cock blocks me too man, I know how you feal.
blueeyesaf 1 year ago 5
@blueeyesaf feel
wontberead 1 year ago
lol..what's the password? :P
MarkioProductions 1 year ago
LMFAO!
LordOfGames2332 1 year ago
Don'y you just wish sometimes girls had computers on their backs?
sirprincy 1 year ago
FUNNY XDDDDDDDDD
TokioHotel88722 1 year ago
LOL!
cutesavagebeast 1 year ago
GOD DAMN!
guitarman994 1 year ago
The PAssword is SEX man HURRY its always sex....or god....or password...yeah try password
wowalinbie 1 year ago
@wowalinbie lol :D
xXxa3gisxXx 1 year ago
- what did that have tu do with promotinq microsoft ???
JanessaAnnL 1 year ago
@JanessaAnnL I usually never understand commercials, cuz they never make any sense... this one made perfect sense to me, ts easy to understand. Only a blind guy or someone who doesnt understand basic stuff about computers wouldnt.
Clavsicus 1 year ago
Why would that be banned. It bored the crap right out of my ass.
KarySanger 1 year ago 2
Ha ha that's so funny
skyeljones 1 year ago
You know, if you were to index all of the semen in an average man's ejaculate and convert it to a computer data format, the human penis has greater bandwidth than any technology we know of.
@kingofheadshot Oh God forbid a child still breastfeeding should see boobs, they might get hungry or something.
The German censorship wouldn't have banned this, no nudity and breasts are only a big deal in the US.
AxelLeJeff 1 year ago 2
all of these nerdy ass comments...
YOU JUST FUCKING SAW A CHICK, WHERE'S YOUR MANHOOD?!
amzderdamn 1 year ago 3
Unlike Computers, women can only take less amount of loads. and make sure u use a Trojan when you do a download.
Eyon26th 1 year ago
download a kernel exploit, a HEN and a pass breaker and it should work
MunMarius10 1 year ago
@MunMarius10
This isn't a fucking PSP kiddo. All those terms don't make you sound smart, it just makes you sound retarded.
MrSantarex 1 year ago
haha Thumb up if that has happened to you before
arbiter4353 1 year ago
it was funny i think.
katharinamiri 1 year ago
Not so much banned as "taken off the air because nobody got it". And rightly so.
yintan1 1 year ago
Don't care what you like, but what is appropriate to spend on TV because everyone can watch TV, even a child of 2 years.
TheKingOfHeadshot 1 year ago
why would this be banned ? people of the USA, I truly feel sorry for you for having people banning this stuff
ruben12121993 1 year ago
HA!
SquirtXBlood 1 year ago
how is this banned
ThatLegend1996 1 year ago
this was banned cause all the bitches are setting their standards a too high nowadays
munfmunf4boisdinner 1 year ago
that was banned because it sucks!!!! ;P
Rakumario 1 year ago
She looks like Faith from Mirror's Edge x-x
Masaki342 1 year ago 2
Typical big companies trying to sell something using sex.
crissxxx 1 year ago
Oh the puns I could think of for this!!
05brightone 1 year ago
Typical microsoft, can't even get a bra off...
Voiceguardian 1 year ago 7
don't forget trojan its security to your hardware
VictorTheSuperHero 1 year ago
I'd like
To install myself
Into her 0.0
Jakethemurderhog 1 year ago
the director actually tried a sex scene but left out of the ad and put it on redtube. Thumbs up if they SHOULD of done that.
BarnicleBros1 1 year ago
Id give her a hard drive anyday ;)
zXJulianXz 1 year ago
It should of asked would you like this device to enter your hardwear it may have herpes?
arriaxoxo 1 year ago
LOL! password protected! :D
tizleness 1 year ago
justin bieber tried to change his facebook password to mydick.. but it was too short
CallOfDutyAustralia 1 year ago
@CallOfDutyAustralia your dick is too short? think about how you worded that. then reword it, you were onto something.
CamFlame18 1 year ago
@CamFlame18 i see what u mean. but mydick is talking about biebers not my enormous one XD
CallOfDutyAustralia 1 year ago
@CallOfDutyAustralia no the error massage was, Were sorry the password you entered dose not exist, please contact you plastic surgeon then try again.
freakout16 1 year ago
@CallOfDutyAustralia what do you mean too short he doesnt have one he has to shove a baby bananana in there to look odd
whathell22 1 year ago
Some of these comments r such much win
InFlamesAddictive 1 year ago
hold on let me hack it.
mikethemikeful 1 year ago
Unlike computers, women can reject a 3 inch floppy.
OushGisher 1 year ago 626
@OushGisher HAHAHA
MrDphilli3 1 year ago
@OushGisher lol i got a 12 inch Hard Disk!
Doctor699 1 year ago
@OushGisher Dont judge the floppy, just make sure you have a good hard drive
zsakulkill 1 year ago 2
@OushGisher oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap
DylanSkutnik 11 months ago
I did see this on tv :P
TheBlackWolfDK 1 year ago
i wonder what mac would be like
pks7777777 1 year ago
@pks7777777 mac user wont need hel cause they now how to open it
feufeufo 1 year ago
Microsoft can suck it
0204420 1 year ago
he should have guessed the password herbies
PuRenationzzocom 1 year ago
@PuRenationzzocom dont you mean herpes????
liliecove 1 year ago
That was funny!
geowrockk755 1 year ago
this wasnt banned....i remeber watching it on tv, mabey the banned it afterwords!?
manz92 1 year ago 4
is he a pc?
Ether165 1 year ago
He enters password: Sex
Access denied: No penis, no sex
xxsilentfoxx 1 year ago
I LOVE IT!
MissCortneyJoe 1 year ago
OMG. WILD that was hilarious!
Why do people get bent so out of shape?
Who cares where language lies? The actions were funny in themselves.
dns1962 1 year ago 3
This is a microsoft we're talking about, that menu would have taken 4 whole minutes to load. This is false advertising.
acolddayinhoth 1 year ago 9
why was the textpart german and the talking english? :o
MrsXandir 1 year ago 6
a trojan can penetrate the security easyly
frajaos 1 year ago 423
@frajaos my sperm can penetrate that security even easily than a trojan
SolidTube911 1 year ago
AHHAHAHAHHAA
Gwapasitupas 1 year ago
lol as for many nerds that fool just got Bill gates cock Blocked
CraigClark2 1 year ago
Banned??ive seen this before
thewiseer 1 year ago
god i wish i had that lol than my bf wouldnt be able to take it off XD ^-^
XxPrincessAlyssaxX 1 year ago 2
People are dumb to be offended by this
dom44444 1 year ago 5
103 people dont know the password
fartsam08 1 year ago 2
i did at first :S
ZeroZeroZero1096 1 year ago
Right... if this were more accurate, they would show the guy having a blue-screened "INACCESSIBLE_BOOT_DEVICE" error at the worst possible moment.
jackster1212 1 year ago
that's due to sex and too old.
Maul9999 1 year ago
very stupid ad
Sw0rdFishu 1 year ago
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IHeartAsains 1 year ago
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ryandonian 1 year ago