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  • ooh oh mm hmm huuu

  • funneee ... tp 4 my bungholio

  • Will it blend?

  • "mehhh, loooh, ooooooh, aww, eahhh!" Translated: Y U NO MOVE LIPS?!

  • It just sounds like a really nervous dude....

  • Them glasses remind of Grell, the rest reminds me of a constipated fat dude.

  • The face just becomes scarier and scarier D:

  • It is trying to say "give back my false teeth!"

  • hurrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrrrr

  • This is the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.

  • for those who didn't understand it., what this machine is trying to say is, "hasta la vista... baby. now im worry. 

  • aaa eeeeeh errrrrr uuuum

  • Not quite perfect yet...

  • Constipated.

  • oooo oooo mmmm oooo

  • That isn't speech.

    

  • thousands of dollars for a fart machine

  • DERP DERP

    ops, sorry robot, I didn't mean it, you gotta believe me.. please don't kill us humans in the future..

  • LOL

  • sounds like helen keller

  • wtf did i just watch ;l

  • HOLY SHIT

    THEY MADE MORSHU

  • I would pay a thousand bucks just to slap that motherfucker in its face

  • @SiIXEN037 So hilarious! lol I would too!

  • @SiIXEN037 lollll rofl lmao everything ...

  • lol robot blowjobs ftw

  • too bad we dont speak its language.......

  • That thing is trying to say "SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE"

  • What the fuck is with the blow job comments?!?!? YOU WANT THIZ SUCKING YOUR DICK?!?!?!?

  • @EmperorOfMars yeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss

  • why all thesemodels are always so creepy ? scientists dondt have a feeling of aesthetics ?

  • thats is frickin scary

  • Im crying i dont know what i have just watched lmao

  • Reminds me of my boyfriend xD

  • Looks stupid

  • lol it sounds like Peter Griffin lmao

  • @scaleop4 holy fuck ur right

  • fleshlight that SPEAKS!

    

  • That has to be the funniest shit I have seen in a long time! LOL

  • .....I just listen to this thing with my head phones...it sounded like a Llama.

  • But will it blend?

  • WTF

  • I think they mixed up the word "speech" with "fart"

  • it has Down syndrome!

  • dont be so harsh..he's a very "special" kid..arent you?

  • Wtf was that?

  • OO its doktor phil.

  • I lol'd so hard on this.xD

    It has a very funny face.

  • ...killl meeee....

  • AAHHHH..MMMM..AAAHH..EEERR..OO­OA

  • Peter Griffin?

  • LMAO

  • every time i watch this i lol so hard...AH!

  • Crybaby

  • The blowjob robot.

  • lol

  • the mouth looks like a butthole trying to fart!

    FEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRT

  • Peter griffin???

  • wtf is Peter doing here?

  • робота определенно делают для одной функции - сосать

  • LMAO

  • dude it looks scary : {

  • *Must not laugh*...

  • it sounds like peter off of family guy

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAA, i laughed for 10 minutes!!!

  • lol. wtf. lol

  • Oh lord its a bj doll

  • Brilliant.

  • i think its funny cuz its retarded

  • wtf is this?

  • ohhhh oooooo ahhhhh ooooh oh...

  • LOL. It's a start I guess

  • Is it retarded?

  • da fuk was that

  • Sorry Link, I can't give credit!

  • lol, retarded sound..XD

  • @rarf2142

    lmao

  • Hi. Aprox by the year 2020 a laptop will reach the human brain potential for processing data which means that there is a huge market waiting for hundreds of billions dollars to be sold or invested in humanoid robots and intelligent systems and the beginning of the bigger industry ever maid in human history. Search on Google luisbeck007 you will find the most complete humanoid robot list in the World, good information and interesting issues.

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  • Joseph Faber did this a century ago. Good to see some take a stab at recreating/improving it.

  • Why the glasses?! As if this isn't odd enough.

  • Robot impressions by Peter Griffin ! lol.

  • that scared me.LOL COOL!

  • hahahahahahahaahahaha

  • uuhh

  • a robot that can reproduce the sound of a human fart...amazing!

  • both creepy and fascinating

  • why the fuck is it wearing glasses?

  • so that it can see better... daaa :)

    jk ;)

  • moo?

  • but can it give a blowjob?

  • hahahaha

  • @CuervoBlack06 if its (you know what) the right size...

  • @CuervoBlack06 thiis made my dayy(:

  • @CuervoBlack06

    try it lol

  • @CuervoBlack06 altough i love the idea of female sex androids .. what you said is gay ... its a male robot obiously so if you would use this for bj you would be 100% GAY !

  • Could it talk? Interesting research.

    Speakers are less complex and still get the job done.

    So seems like speaking in humans is as complex at least as the hand movement. I think both use the same "algorithms". So if we "crack" one of them the other would be done too. Perhaps then we would have the answer to the way humans control every system in the body.

    Human thought is nothing more than a system of "brain muscles" activated in a coordinated manner similar to the way hand muscles are.

  • "Brain muscles"? It sounds like you have read "Confabulation Theory" by Hetch-Nielsen.

  • gives a new meaning to "artificial intelligence"

  • what the hell

  • Let's be realistic. This will be used for "personal pleasure" before anything else. ;)

  • so true

  • @realisticHomeboy

    it already is

  • @realisticHomeboy hahahahahaahahahhahaahahahahah­aahahahahaha.

  • peter griffin robot LOL

  • XD...

  • lol ,what the hell was that .xD

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • i lol'd soo hard xD

  • Mentally challenged robot.. good job.

  • That made me laugh xD

  • WAT LOL XD

  • I think it's trying to say kill me

  • LOLOLOL

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooool

  • LMAO

    why the hell does it need GLASSES? it only makes it so much more horrific

  • Obama is a jackass.

  • ROFLMFAO.

  • "oo uu oo ee uu" to you too.

  • lmfao

  • Interesting to see that they didn't make much progress on this the last 200 years. Walking seems to be easier than talking.

  • i couldn't stop laughing for all the comments of this video. that thing is retarded.

  • ROFL.

  • cute

  • Wow, what a horrible failure.

    what they need is someone who is equal parts artist and engineer to perfect it. Not just calc/computer science majors.

    Still, im interested to see where this goes. Thanks for the vid.

  • that was effing weird

  • forget sex toy, its the next human replacement

  • LOL! "o hai i'm downie!"

  • nice singing

  • CRRRREEEEEPY

  • the future is today

  • Lol, it is Peter Griffin!

  • HAHA À 10 000$ BLOWJOB MACHINE

  • lmfao awesome.

    all it needs is a wig and some lipstick.

  • LMAO

  • All I have to say is sex toys of the future will kick ass! ;)

  • what the hell is that?

  • Am I the only one to think it sounds like Peter Griffin?

  • LOL

  • lmfao

  • blowjob machine!!!

  • WIN

  • LMFAO! that thing is F***ED UP!

  • it's scary

  • very uncanny.

    but awsome

  • If you were to really look at this, you can see that the tongue is making the different sounds, which will lead to improved speech as they figure out how to string together faster motions.

  • oh they've outdone themselves this time lmao.

  • so we can frenchy robot now? XD

  • ogg egg augh mphg ooof

  • This is amazing! The tongue positions are dead on! Is it actually producing the vowel noises through tongue positions or is it just mimicking while playing through a speaker?

  • My life is pretty damn good! I'm a teacher, a published photographer, a painter, studied painting at Oxford, England, Spent two weeks in The Virgin Islands photographing beautiful half naked women, and I'm creating a 3rd generation animatronic bust that looks a hell of a lot better than this! So this is what you call science!? I'm not sure were you received your degree but "eat fuck and shit" isn't proper english. Thanks for being civilized!

  • What a waste of technology!

  • well what are u doing in your life eat fuck and shit?,let the scintist do what they do and shut the fuck up

  • Something that funny can't be a waste of anything.

  • eh... wow

  • hahaha rofl this hurts xD

  • Haha! The robots of the future should use something like this! At least we would get a good laugh out of it.

  • rofl my door can do better than that

  • ROFL YOUR DOOR?

    LMFAO!

  • This is true beauty

  • lol gross

  • That was quite pitiful. It sounded like it was dying.

  • haHAhA

  • Just bolt this onto a "Real Doll" and you've got yourself a real money-maker! ;-)

  • Sounds like Christina Aguilara (however you spell her name)

  • lol! It really did XDDD

  • oohh...that was scary

  • hahahahahaha!....that was so funny

  • they've built a retarded robot

    good job

  • LOL

  • Epic comment is epic.

  • HAHA!

  • i had to watch this like 30 times for it to finnaly not be funny XD

  • WOW, that's me in the morning!!

  • I would guess, based on his movements, that he's trying to say [a i u @ a] (given in X-SAMPA), but he's not very good at it.

  • good thing hes got glasses