Check out the work of this British female music producer and her experiments with speech synthesis-
In YouTube, search for 'DENI, TIMEKODE' then listen to 'POEM-MACHINE RANT', 'TONGUE TWISTER', 'MEDLEY', 'CHEAP SPACE CHANT', 'YOUVE BROKEN THRU' and 'WOW! I WANT IT'.
Hi. Aprox by the year 2020 a laptop will reach the human brain potential for processing data which means that there is a huge market waiting for hundreds of billions dollars to be sold or invested in humanoid robots and intelligent systems. It is the beginning of the bigger industry in human history. Search on Google luisbeck007 you will find the most complete humanoid robot list in the World, good information and interesting issues.
Hi. Aprox by the year 2020 a laptop will reach the human brain potential for processing data which means that there is a huge market waiting for hundreds of billions dollars to be sold or invested in humanoid robots and intelligent systems and the beginning of the bigger industry ever maid in human history. Search on Google luisbeck007 you will find the most complete humanoid robot list in the World, good information and interesting issues.
@CuervoBlack06 altough i love the idea of female sex androids .. what you said is gay ... its a male robot obiously so if you would use this for bj you would be 100% GAY !
Speakers are less complex and still get the job done.
So seems like speaking in humans is as complex at least as the hand movement. I think both use the same "algorithms". So if we "crack" one of them the other would be done too. Perhaps then we would have the answer to the way humans control every system in the body.
Human thought is nothing more than a system of "brain muscles" activated in a coordinated manner similar to the way hand muscles are.
If you were to really look at this, you can see that the tongue is making the different sounds, which will lead to improved speech as they figure out how to string together faster motions.
This is amazing! The tongue positions are dead on! Is it actually producing the vowel noises through tongue positions or is it just mimicking while playing through a speaker?
My life is pretty damn good! I'm a teacher, a published photographer, a painter, studied painting at Oxford, England, Spent two weeks in The Virgin Islands photographing beautiful half naked women, and I'm creating a 3rd generation animatronic bust that looks a hell of a lot better than this! So this is what you call science!? I'm not sure were you received your degree but "eat fuck and shit" isn't proper english. Thanks for being civilized!
ooh oh mm hmm huuu
4dMuffin 2 weeks ago
funneee ... tp 4 my bungholio
Expectation247 1 month ago
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Check out the work of this British female music producer and her experiments with speech synthesis-
In YouTube, search for 'DENI, TIMEKODE' then listen to 'POEM-MACHINE RANT', 'TONGUE TWISTER', 'MEDLEY', 'CHEAP SPACE CHANT', 'YOUVE BROKEN THRU' and 'WOW! I WANT IT'.
rebelVHS 1 month ago
Will it blend?
connorhobson1 4 months ago
"mehhh, loooh, ooooooh, aww, eahhh!" Translated: Y U NO MOVE LIPS?!
Bp1033 6 months ago
It just sounds like a really nervous dude....
sonicawesomeness 6 months ago
Them glasses remind of Grell, the rest reminds me of a constipated fat dude.
dragonsofice 7 months ago
The face just becomes scarier and scarier D:
BM309K58SMERCH 7 months ago
It is trying to say "give back my false teeth!"
1xWertzui 7 months ago
hurrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrrrr
TheFear434 7 months ago
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.
BrownyTCat 8 months ago 3
for those who didn't understand it., what this machine is trying to say is, "hasta la vista... baby. now im worry.
georgbernier 9 months ago
aaa eeeeeh errrrrr uuuum
Shizoeid 9 months ago 3
Not quite perfect yet...
imaginenoreligion 9 months ago
Constipated.
andytheweb 10 months ago
oooo oooo mmmm oooo
missomosso 11 months ago
That isn't speech.
darwinthealien 11 months ago
thousands of dollars for a fart machine
sgreen4 1 year ago 2
DERP DERP
ops, sorry robot, I didn't mean it, you gotta believe me.. please don't kill us humans in the future..
a575981735977018 1 year ago
LOL
HippoKitten094 1 year ago
sounds like helen keller
TomZany 1 year ago
wtf did i just watch ;l
WoodGrainMayne 1 year ago 3
HOLY SHIT
THEY MADE MORSHU
InstantMix 1 year ago
I would pay a thousand bucks just to slap that motherfucker in its face
SiIXEN037 1 year ago 21
@SiIXEN037 So hilarious! lol I would too!
mark9241 7 months ago
@SiIXEN037 lollll rofl lmao everything ...
brahim121985brahim 6 months ago
lol robot blowjobs ftw
biggryno 1 year ago 3
too bad we dont speak its language.......
graffwriter17 1 year ago
That thing is trying to say "SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE"
MyDiabolicoTwin 1 year ago 7
What the fuck is with the blow job comments?!?!? YOU WANT THIZ SUCKING YOUR DICK?!?!?!?
EmperorOfMars 1 year ago 2
@EmperorOfMars yeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss
HIDDENTECH2 1 year ago
why all thesemodels are always so creepy ? scientists dondt have a feeling of aesthetics ?
avelione 1 year ago
thats is frickin scary
kittypr1nc3ss 1 year ago
Im crying i dont know what i have just watched lmao
TheEuroGamerz 1 year ago
Reminds me of my boyfriend xD
mcarpioTV 1 year ago
Looks stupid
WhiteDragon103 1 year ago
lol it sounds like Peter Griffin lmao
scaleop4 1 year ago
@scaleop4 holy fuck ur right
graffwriter17 1 year ago
fleshlight that SPEAKS!
TheChiliBomb 1 year ago 3
That has to be the funniest shit I have seen in a long time! LOL
HellzNord 1 year ago
.....I just listen to this thing with my head phones...it sounded like a Llama.
HinataHyuga02 1 year ago
But will it blend?
bummer6 1 year ago 2
WTF
Eycicle120 1 year ago
I think they mixed up the word "speech" with "fart"
Coodude26 1 year ago 4
it has Down syndrome!
MEGARYD 1 year ago
dont be so harsh..he's a very "special" kid..arent you?
Lukaz1989 1 year ago 4
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but.... why give it glasses.
ChrisBclips 1 year ago
Wtf was that?
CPSEmiliSkoolCaptain 1 year ago
OO its doktor phil.
TheDaixlen 1 year ago 3
I lol'd so hard on this.xD
It has a very funny face.
xbulgarianxtigerx 1 year ago
...killl meeee....
out6of6my6mind 1 year ago
AAHHHH..MMMM..AAAHH..EEERR..OOOA
faceheadman 1 year ago 5
Peter Griffin?
skillbill83 1 year ago 5
LMAO
nerdelicious5 1 year ago 3
every time i watch this i lol so hard...AH!
animenerd200 1 year ago 2
Crybaby
SuperXpress2 1 year ago
The blowjob robot.
SecularTechnology 1 year ago
lol
Cars5678 1 year ago
the mouth looks like a butthole trying to fart!
FEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRT
LollipopxXxCherry 1 year ago
Peter griffin???
Gerard300349024 1 year ago 6
wtf is Peter doing here?
TheDavlumbaz 1 year ago
робота определенно делают для одной функции - сосать
TheSlaiden 1 year ago
LMAO
elelelectro 1 year ago
dude it looks scary : {
cornholio530 1 year ago 2
*Must not laugh*...
luv4manga 1 year ago
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" a e i o u " > Biomechanical Speech Synthesis > "ohhhh ooooo ahhhh ooooh oh"
sneakelf 1 year ago
it sounds like peter off of family guy
NatCaliber 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAA, i laughed for 10 minutes!!!
TrillyThePuppet 1 year ago
lol. wtf. lol
EricaNicolebbyy 1 year ago
Oh lord its a bj doll
james519 1 year ago 9
Brilliant.
Operation2 1 year ago 3
i think its funny cuz its retarded
Cr0wblackDream 2 years ago 5
wtf is this?
MyPapErHeArT22 2 years ago
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luisbeck007 2 years ago
ohhhh oooooo ahhhhh ooooh oh...
MajoraProject 2 years ago 7
LOL. It's a start I guess
Gearz86 2 years ago
Is it retarded?
VB2P360 2 years ago 2
da fuk was that
pancakewafflebacon 2 years ago 3
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oh god oh god
Telltolin 2 years ago
Sorry Link, I can't give credit!
jamesharvey 2 years ago
lol, retarded sound..XD
rarf2142 2 years ago
@rarf2142
lmao
hisanta32 2 years ago
Hi. Aprox by the year 2020 a laptop will reach the human brain potential for processing data which means that there is a huge market waiting for hundreds of billions dollars to be sold or invested in humanoid robots and intelligent systems and the beginning of the bigger industry ever maid in human history. Search on Google luisbeck007 you will find the most complete humanoid robot list in the World, good information and interesting issues.
luisbeck007 2 years ago
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monkeytwineball 2 years ago
Joseph Faber did this a century ago. Good to see some take a stab at recreating/improving it.
joness105639 2 years ago
Why the glasses?! As if this isn't odd enough.
BHT195 2 years ago 5
Robot impressions by Peter Griffin ! lol.
krisutech 2 years ago 6
that scared me.LOL COOL!
bell3341 2 years ago
hahahahahahahaahahaha
pani3470 2 years ago
uuhh
ghoust360 2 years ago
a robot that can reproduce the sound of a human fart...amazing!
creejay 2 years ago 9
both creepy and fascinating
igoronline 2 years ago 3
why the fuck is it wearing glasses?
jspovey1 2 years ago 5
so that it can see better... daaa :)
jk ;)
SVKmellow 2 years ago 3
moo?
KillAHeaded 2 years ago
but can it give a blowjob?
CuervoBlack06 2 years ago 141
hahahaha
samuraifugitivo 2 years ago
@CuervoBlack06 if its (you know what) the right size...
Dildimoose 1 year ago
@CuervoBlack06 thiis made my dayy(:
italianbabby101 1 year ago
@CuervoBlack06
try it lol
arescraft 1 year ago
@CuervoBlack06 altough i love the idea of female sex androids .. what you said is gay ... its a male robot obiously so if you would use this for bj you would be 100% GAY !
chabi3000 11 months ago
Could it talk? Interesting research.
Speakers are less complex and still get the job done.
So seems like speaking in humans is as complex at least as the hand movement. I think both use the same "algorithms". So if we "crack" one of them the other would be done too. Perhaps then we would have the answer to the way humans control every system in the body.
Human thought is nothing more than a system of "brain muscles" activated in a coordinated manner similar to the way hand muscles are.
gespilk 2 years ago
"Brain muscles"? It sounds like you have read "Confabulation Theory" by Hetch-Nielsen.
rolandomartin 2 years ago
gives a new meaning to "artificial intelligence"
doctorchalupa 2 years ago
what the hell
digthis2134 2 years ago
Let's be realistic. This will be used for "personal pleasure" before anything else. ;)
realisticHomeboy 2 years ago 82
so true
nuggyman123 2 years ago
@realisticHomeboy
it already is
arescraft 1 year ago
@realisticHomeboy hahahahahaahahahhahaahahahahahaahahahahaha.
georgbernier 9 months ago
peter griffin robot LOL
recoil1000 2 years ago 8
XD...
XxnEr0xXxMaNexX 2 years ago
lol ,what the hell was that .xD
cheesecakeNL 2 years ago 2
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
miganders 2 years ago 4
i lol'd soo hard xD
sisisisi1111 2 years ago 4
Mentally challenged robot.. good job.
Cuibar 2 years ago 4
That made me laugh xD
fitzpronk 2 years ago
WAT LOL XD
deathgirl856 2 years ago
I think it's trying to say kill me
werewolfsharptooth 2 years ago 5
LOLOLOL
TITAN3084 2 years ago
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
iNekoKimi 2 years ago
LMAO
why the hell does it need GLASSES? it only makes it so much more horrific
totallynothere 2 years ago
Obama is a jackass.
AcePilot101 2 years ago
ROFLMFAO.
kittypjs7 2 years ago
"oo uu oo ee uu" to you too.
JaXNashphun 2 years ago 3
lmfao
sbeer6er 2 years ago
Interesting to see that they didn't make much progress on this the last 200 years. Walking seems to be easier than talking.
alizta 2 years ago
i couldn't stop laughing for all the comments of this video. that thing is retarded.
01200projects 2 years ago
ROFL.
Giflar 2 years ago
cute
witonohalim 2 years ago
Wow, what a horrible failure.
what they need is someone who is equal parts artist and engineer to perfect it. Not just calc/computer science majors.
Still, im interested to see where this goes. Thanks for the vid.
Velet66 2 years ago
that was effing weird
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
forget sex toy, its the next human replacement
Utubex 2 years ago
LOL! "o hai i'm downie!"
ingej32 2 years ago
nice singing
Denis150386 2 years ago
CRRRREEEEEPY
UBERMAN7764 2 years ago 3
the future is today
volunteersimplicity 2 years ago
Lol, it is Peter Griffin!
Saraculture13 2 years ago 10
HAHA À 10 000$ BLOWJOB MACHINE
cybertronx1701 2 years ago 10
lmfao awesome.
all it needs is a wig and some lipstick.
The1stPoster 2 years ago
LMAO
dlcrt 2 years ago
All I have to say is sex toys of the future will kick ass! ;)
TroutButter 2 years ago 2
what the hell is that?
CLRaider 2 years ago 3
Am I the only one to think it sounds like Peter Griffin?
morphman86 2 years ago 12
LOL
guardcorp 2 years ago
lmfao
XxAtomic646xX 2 years ago
blowjob machine!!!
bearovanilla 2 years ago 3
WIN
BigOrca107 2 years ago
LMFAO! that thing is F***ED UP!
JaXNashphun 2 years ago
it's scary
puddigoja 2 years ago
very uncanny.
but awsome
klokwrkblu 2 years ago
If you were to really look at this, you can see that the tongue is making the different sounds, which will lead to improved speech as they figure out how to string together faster motions.
Klopy1414 2 years ago
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I want MORE videos of this!
Daghead 2 years ago
oh they've outdone themselves this time lmao.
Sidlexic 2 years ago
so we can frenchy robot now? XD
rhlz 2 years ago
ogg egg augh mphg ooof
queenfan2 2 years ago
This is amazing! The tongue positions are dead on! Is it actually producing the vowel noises through tongue positions or is it just mimicking while playing through a speaker?
ArtemissimetrA 2 years ago
My life is pretty damn good! I'm a teacher, a published photographer, a painter, studied painting at Oxford, England, Spent two weeks in The Virgin Islands photographing beautiful half naked women, and I'm creating a 3rd generation animatronic bust that looks a hell of a lot better than this! So this is what you call science!? I'm not sure were you received your degree but "eat fuck and shit" isn't proper english. Thanks for being civilized!
drewkeener 3 years ago
What a waste of technology!
drewkeener 3 years ago
well what are u doing in your life eat fuck and shit?,let the scintist do what they do and shut the fuck up
evdoxoszel 3 years ago
Something that funny can't be a waste of anything.
joshig1983 2 years ago 2
eh... wow
brandox37 3 years ago
hahaha rofl this hurts xD
ZariFkun 3 years ago 2
Haha! The robots of the future should use something like this! At least we would get a good laugh out of it.
Sirkristofuk 3 years ago
rofl my door can do better than that
namelez7 3 years ago 5
ROFL YOUR DOOR?
LMFAO!
kittypjs7 2 years ago
This is true beauty
brownebass 3 years ago
lol gross
oreolover17 3 years ago
That was quite pitiful. It sounded like it was dying.
whatthemeh 3 years ago 4
haHAhA
beargoatclub 3 years ago
Just bolt this onto a "Real Doll" and you've got yourself a real money-maker! ;-)
Culturedropout 3 years ago 3
Sounds like Christina Aguilara (however you spell her name)
JamboyStu 3 years ago 3
lol! It really did XDDD
Sanyey 3 years ago
oohh...that was scary
heytherelittlebuddy 3 years ago
hahahahahaha!....that was so funny
InterventionR 3 years ago 2
they've built a retarded robot
good job
Bizzer10 3 years ago 32
LOL
DummHausFilms 3 years ago 2
Epic comment is epic.
GoreBacke 3 years ago 6
HAHA!
AshtonsAngel 3 years ago
i had to watch this like 30 times for it to finnaly not be funny XD
Dazbme 3 years ago 3
WOW, that's me in the morning!!
rebirth3X 3 years ago 4
I would guess, based on his movements, that he's trying to say [a i u @ a] (given in X-SAMPA), but he's not very good at it.
Helekh 3 years ago 2
good thing hes got glasses
gunzalion 3 years ago 4