Harry Potter - My Immortal - Chapter 12 2/2

[Zombie1446]

I read along with the video xD

[Lennoxed]

"He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff."

THE WAY THIS IS SAID, I WILL NEVER NOT LAWL XD

[MinusHuman12]

@RockerChick1372 probably because they suck

[LRMReading]

@MinusHuman12 This.

[RainSempai]

It's amazing how she's managing to rape two languages simultaneously...That girl is going places. :D

[Dragowned666]

You guys seriously make this better to read, I'm reading it while you're also going through it and I've just laughed my head off to the extent that my mother wants to read this xD she's reading Chapter 1 so far

[Snugglepops]

I'm in the middle of hand stitching and I've pricked my fingers because I've been laughing so hard. I have no idea how I'm going to get anything done now.

[Zeldaprincess]

"I'm so used to these things being bad grammared that I can't read well coordinated sentences."

SAME. HERE.

[LordSintax]

"One moment... Ow... I just hit him with a pamphlet".... great, I just HAD to have a mouthful of orange soda. Now my keyboard is all sticky.

[LeBubblesSan]

This thing is an addiction... I keep telling myself I'll listen to /one/ more chapter and then go to bed but it's so funny I can't stop listening. I wish I'd had you guys when I decided I was masochistic enough to read Twilight. :/

[CandiFan1]

Lemme take a jab in the dark here and say: I think Raven's not a real good editor.

[masterplusmargarita]

@CandiFan1 No offense, but I think that the problem isn't so much in Raven being a bad editor as Tara raping the English language. Really hard. In the bum.

[CandiFan1]

@masterplusmargarita Ah, but, Raven could easily have deleted the whole document from Tara's computer, as they seem to know each other in real life, and saved us from the monstrosity.

[painxloveable]

Kawai is a word

[Thepainstranger]

@painxloveable Kawaii

[freyanye]

It is a bad song.

[loudmouth5996]

"He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff."

That's just great.

[IHateTheTwilightSaga]

Billie Joe Armstrong sings Preppy Music

[IHateTheTwilightSaga]

Well If you wanted honesty thats all you had to say.LOL!!!!

[IHeartBrattyPets1212]

Fucking TIME WARP, man!!! D8

[celldweller454]

I am thoroughly enjoying this reading of Twilight.

[LuceBunny]

2DAY I DRESD LIK A HOAR AGEN.

[MissWhiteMascara]

"Hey Raven do you know where my sweater i(s?)"

XD

[SemorFluffykins]

I love how if you actually see the text version of this story she wrote kawai. That doesn't mean cute.

It means scary. *facedesk*

[LoffleMe]

@SemorFluffykins No, kowai means scary. Kawai is just cute without the extra i sound.

[laceyleopard]

@LoffleMe - Kawai is not a word.

[LoffleMe]

@laceyleopard And that was what I was saying.

[Goodeyesniper913]

AGREED Ringu is better than the ring.... :D

[Harlequin19]

I can't help but laugh everytime I hear 'Dumblydore'. Why can't this stupid woman spell or use grammar properly? xoxo

[RaeliaVideos]

"Showing his red whites."

Me and my friend said "And blues! :D"

[Iamjustherek]

Oh God she's been introduced to Japanese... :,(

[DeidaraNSasorizKitty]

"Kawaii"? Oh God.

[craziem0r0n]

Why does she have to ruin the Japanese language? I'm going to cry.

[Tareltonlives]

Are there weeaboo Goths? That would be the most obnoxious thing ever if it wasn't so self-contradictory

This keeps on getting funnier and funnier.

[hichixichifoeva]

I being, full blooded Japanese (and fluent in the language), have lost all hope in humanity after reading this chapter....

also at the harry potter scar part, TIME PARADOX!

[topheavykoolaid]

@hichixichifoeva but why? it's so KAWAII!111111

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I agree, this is terrible.

[Carnage1235]

It's nice to know that she's not only a butcher of the English language, she's also an ignorant Weeaboo, who will turn away what very little fanbase she may have, by saying shit like "if u dont knw woo taht is then u r a prep so fok of!!111".

She kinda reminds me of a female Christian Weston Chandler.

[TheHeartlessHeretic]

I want to rate it 5/5 but leaving it t 69 reviews it much more fitting.

[StuddedYam]

The book the Ring was much better then either version of the movie, English or Japanese.

[narusasu444]

why do you keep hitting him with a pamphlet

[Twister1808]

Just let me say one thing:

If this whole story(and its sequel- and yes there is a sequel.) turns out to be a parody and not to be taken seriously, then this girl deserve a damn medal!

But if that not the case, then she needs to be taken down. That's begin a terrorist on the English language.

Anyway, love listening to you guys read this story. It makes it a lot easier to handle.

[ElfishgirlVayla]

@Twister1808

It is generally agreed that the sequel is not written by the same girl

You are right though

[TheWeaselette]

we jumped on each other and started screwing each other. xDxD

[thefruitsong]

Kawaii..... -twitch- Come on, she had to bring in Japanese like that?

[dunsedog]

Didn't Tara just repeat the same section twice as if we hadn't heard it already?

[Samgam271]

its funny cause she actually haz dyslexia but lol she has completely destroyed a perfectly good piece of children's literature

[Sammisuccubus]

Honestly my friend and I thought the american ring was better, =/ the japanese ring had a stupid ending

And Im pretty sure Tara Gilesbe is attempting to reclaim this story XD cuuuzzz on her myspace she keeps saying a "hacker prep" wrote it pretending to be her...lol and she has a NEW story! And a better editor...WOO!

[Sammisuccubus]

And by reclaim...I meant, disown, I have terrible word association =/

[xXxKekixXxTime]

OH GAWD THEY USED KAWAII! *face palm* QUICK QUICK CALL THE WEEABOOVAN!

[BATCHARRO]

I have a feeling her "Goffik Blood Sister" was not really helping her write, but actually trolling her, putting in Masticate instead of Masturbate and Snoop instead of Snape.

[Ashkihyena]

I don't know, but damn, this is epic, epically bad, but still epic.

[Froggei]

Actually, her Goffik Blood Sister has fanfics that are almost as bad as this one. Also with titles stolen from Goffik titles of goffik songs by goffik bands XD

[Sammisuccubus]

I think that instead of editing she used WORD spellcheck, and it fucked with her XD

[NethayrusShadowblood]

@Sammisuccubus

No surprise. What in this world does NOT fuck with her?

[aristokraticassassin]

@NethayrusShadowblood Christians LOL!!!

[egdeltur666]

That would explain a lot, like "virility," "masticating," "womb," and maybe "Steak."

[Anneka]

xD I think my favorite part may be the bit where you were setting up the unison "OOOH NOOOOOO!" xD

[sandalfury]

Where's the fishnets!?

[OhMyGollyItsHolly]

I'm touching my Clook right now, your voices are so hawt.

XD

[Jelicathestrange]

VOLFEMORT HAS HIM BONDAGE... in the hair of magical magic creatures 8D

Reading this story on my own melts my brain, but with the help of this reading im surviving! THANK YOU

[OogyTheMango]

A black flame floating in the air...That was black!

[dracolovemelongtime]

"Stop it you horny simpletons!" Shouted professer McGoggle. Wouldn't it be better if it was McGoogle instead of McGoggle? I find it hilarious anyhow.

"It's a party." Fantastic. I have to say this story is completely unberable just by itself. If I hadn't listened to you three read it, I couldn't have made it past the first word of the first chapter. I couldn't have made it past the damn Authors Note!!

[DatintheHat]

vocal chodaz

[IGOTSAPAPERCUT]

LMAO.

Stop it now, you horny simpletons!' shouted Professor McGoggle, who was watching us and so was everyone else."

"When did everyone else show up?"

"Well they're in the hair of magical magic creatures, so everyone's there, it's a party."

I literally burst out laughing.

You guys are amazing.

[IchabodNarf]

Is a goooooood song XD

Did you damage the pamphlet?

[CybilBennett66]

Unison "Oooh noooo" = total win. You guys are awesome. XD

[PucksGirlfriend]

When Enoby said, "Imo noto okayo," I thought she meant "Emo not okay" lol.

[XweirdproductionsX]

I LOVE MCR!! This bitch gives them a bad name.

But you lot are still brilliant XD

[kakashimorph]

Yay for McGoggle. |D

[ToruKun1]

LMAO, what an AWFUL swipe at her "haterz".

[JAMteenz]

Emo Noto Okaio- wooooow. That is nice.

[Deathhawken]

Random hufflepuff: why isnt anyone helping me? hello? some gothic asshole is trying yo suck my blood! I-I think he broke the jugular...

[TiltingatWindmillz]

Hair of Magical Creatures bitches!

We're going to give them braids! 8D

haha oh lord

I love you guys

[itachifan1243]

don't forget the beads! you CAN'T forget the beads, with sparkles! :D

[PAVN]

"And he stormed off to....His..Bed..."

[BopthatCherry]

x3 omg.

[AgeOfMyths]

She's raping the Japanese language. -_-'

[almesy]

Not as bad as she is raping the English language.

[PAVN]

Touche, my friend.

[itachifan1243]

She's raping languages that don't exist!

[13BloodMoon13]

@almesy THIS IS ENGLISH?!

[13BloodMoon13]

@almesy But nothing compares to how hideously sh is raping the idea of life in general.

[13BloodMoon13]

@almesy But neither compare to the way she's raping the canonical characters... and their personalities, pasts, relatives...

[JakMakai]

Dude, dumbledore has a lot of headaches in this...

he should probably get that checked out. XDDD

[MistyMikoK]

at saint mangos!

[RightOnQ]

imo noto okayo.

xDD

[MarkisaxX]

Noo!!! Don't cut! you commentaries are greatness!!

[Hiroko819]

Just when I thought this story couldn't sink any lower, she pulls out the fangirl Japanese... *shakes head*

Tara Gilesbie is either the worst writer in the world or the best troll in history. Wonderful reading, guys! xD That was hilarious.

[PucksGirlfriend]

Maybe it's a joke, or maybe that's just wishful thinking.

[PAVN]

Well, it could actually be an extremely brilliant comedian or something? Though....It would be....Unfathomably difficult to fake something like this.