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  • Is it just me or was that guys hair a LITTLE outdated. The way the pony tail was flung over his shoulder was almost distracting. GREAT BMW video.

  • is that at 3:16 Eddie Van Halen??

  • that girl in the end "jizzed in her pants"

  • lmao ... nice timing of that reference.

  • shut up sit down..

  • kyle is not a former champ of nascar

  • thats the guy who does all the comments in the beginning and the middle of the show!!!! he has such a cool voice

  • Kyle Busch... tool... more like 'Fast man Gayly, With Derek Dweeb, Al-Gays Flesh, Every Gay'

  • I want a girl like that! That enjoys fast ride and gives me money lol....

  • Cool Story Bro; now every fat fucks gonna buy an M3 hoping to score some hot random chick.

  • loeb facts wrong. 6 out of 12 WRC wins not 6 out of 11. also he didn't get a licence to drive F1 cars. fast lane daily fact are mainly wrong when it comes to wrc.

  • Why is FastLaneDaily giving a FLDetours vid only one star?

    You are crazy

  • what a country....

  • pretty fit bmw m3

  • hot damn... you guys and your car porn segments... you always know how to make someone bust a nut, and this time was no different. total awesomeness.

  • So what was the deal with that bmw vid, did he like give her an orgasm with his mad driving skills, and sexy sounding engine?? CAUSE IT GAVE ME ONE!!!!! MMMMMM SEXY ENGINE MUSIC!

  • Yea! BMW FTW...that's what I'm talkin' about.

    Women + BMW = awesomeness

  • alen k huh... not ssssssssssss

  • nice car porn . . . great camera work and editing . . . . but i dont think the gal got her moneys worth . . . i was expecting the girl to jizz in her pants :) . . . . . or puke in her mouth . . . ;)

  • immm pretty sure the m3 doesnt sound like an m5. anyone else notice that?

  • Comment Of The Week Right Here... :)

  • That M3 vid has in so much CG.

  • Wow! That girl in the BMW video about had an orgasm! lol

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  • me too, this guy is rather boring and dry...

  • No offense dude, but you suck. Im not gay or anything but your voice is not appealing to me. All I feel is like taking a good nap while listening to this. Good try none the less, tought critics in the world. D get your ass back to work.

  • What does you not being gay have to do with his voice...?

  • Does ot bother you that i said that? or just confuses you?

  • Mostly I'm just wondering why you thinking his voice is annoying would make you gay? I think it's annoying too....for the record.

  • so i decided i want an M3

  • My dad is getting a M3 soon I saw it in the lot, its fucking beautiful. I cant ait to drive it in 2 years

  • haha love da show Alan K xD

  • Wow the BMW deal was cool, well until the "scrub" got in and potentially ruined all the fun with a me me me concert, enough perfume to disguise a dead Elephant, and a roll of "earned income." That night just went to hell. The blurry effect is what you feel just as a ZR1 flys by with some major babe ass pressed to the side window

    and a "M-this" vanity plate. Is this a family channel?

  • That car is a whore cuz it did dirty things for money.

  • lmao Kyle Busch

  • any one the name of the song use in the car porn segment?

  • If the Fisker Karma had a petrol engine, It'll give those 4 door coupe style sedans a damn good thrashing..... well except for the Aston Martin Rapide which looks simillar in terms of style.

  • Awesome Alan K intro music!

    Did not care for the sexual parts of the 'car porn' but otherwise it was kickass.

  • That was really nice of that chick to leave that guy with the M3 money for gas, tires, speeding ticket & impound fees for takeing her for a joy ride on the long way home. (some of that must have been edited out)

  • who died and made sebastion loeb champion? oh yeah, colin mcrae...

  • Ever notice how Maynard of TOOL, Maynard of APC, Maynard of the vineyard in AZ & Alan of FLD are never seen at the exact same place at the exact same time?

    Thats because they are all the exact SAME PERSON! THINK ABOUT IT!!! SERIOUSLY!

  • um no shit sherlock

  • alan k props for doing a good job, dont let people get you down! you did great man, and by the way, people call me slash cuz of my hair so i feel ya man :D

  • When did Howard Stern start hosting FLD? Can he handle the pay cut? (not to mention no more women....)

  • Love that BMW commercial----Hot!!!

  • Alan K. should host the show everyday.

  • awesome!

  • dude i really love this show but of some reason hate it probably cause i want to be driving right now instead of watching this but my dumb ass got my car stolen and yes the car porn was great

  • Is it me or is FLD getting better and better every time? I mean,apart from its normal news,FLD is now showing very satisfying videos like the M3 car porn and those cheesy but funny intros. Kudos to FLD for making the show better.

  • better than the other guy imo

  • Is that a wig? WOW

  • there are no words that can explain how much i love BMW m3's

  • loved the video. A.K. was kool, but was it just me or does he remind anyone else of howard stern??? lol. i just started watching FLD a couple weeks ago and love it! keep up the awesome show!

  • oh and the m3 bullshit looked like it was a trailer for porn version of fast and the furious. how about they show it can really drive instead of doing stupid shit with blurry backgrounds and hot girls to sell cars. what a bunch of bitches.

  • fast and furious only uses tastelessly-modified Japanese cars "rice"

  • yeah its all like toyotas and mitsubishis in neon colors

  • are you fucking stupid? since when is a mustang a japanese car? There was a muscle car in the original even. L2NOTBEADIPSHIT.

  • I already know it isnt. What did i even say. I know mustangs ford

  • true, but the japanese cars are most heavily aligned with the fast and furious franchise, and the other aspects of your original post about the hot girls and blurry background is the same deal--think hot import nights.

    So even though the mustang was in the series and all, when you think of F&F you think of the other cars and also coffee-can civics!

    L2TAKEAJOKE

  • AK ROX0RED THAT SHIZNIT. I usually watch on itunes but the pure ownage brought me to youtube to comment. Oh and there were not humor-lacking jokes!

  • i didnt understand that video at all...

  • Was that BMW car porn filmed in San Pedro? Because it looked like it. well anyways Alan K rocks as a host the beginning of the video was funny.

  • omg, that m3 video has got to be the coolest vid i have ever seen.  some of the graphics looked like they came from a need for speed game, and the guttural roar of the m3 sated the feeling in my loins for a high horse-power engine sound. great job finding this golden gem FLD, great job!!!

  • Nice M3 porn, that was almost Top Gear quality. I am impressed.

  • how many of you noticed she was'nt wearing a seat belt.....lol . i want to get comment of the week so bad if someone asked me "comment of the week or kids and a wife" id go comment of the week. thats how bad i want it.(derek pull some strings get me on fld...lol) besides whos ever happiley married.......joke

  • ur comment is acknowledged man and pretty good, but ya need to step up your game just a bit to be CoW.

  • Poor A.K. Has to sleep all by himself. No woman to love him or comfort him. It's all because of the HAIR.... Ha ha..

    Hey but didn't Derek mention about his trip to the Bahamas on Friday? So shouldn't you have found some one to host the show way before monday?

    Congratulations on the silly intro dumb a's... Ha Ha....

  • Anyone got a link to that M3 porn, I just wanna watch that over and over.

  • FLD has a link to that M3 porn! It's in the video description

  • Derek D is such a pimp.

  • i bet if format 67 did that film it would be a whole lot better

  • too much man nipple for a FLD episode

  • Haha, If I was that chick I'd be vomiting the whole time, but some people are into that

  • was that bmw video supposed to be hot or something? meh weird!

  • What's more pleasurable. Having sex or driving sports cars?

  • getting oral sex while driving a sports car

  • haha it is fun until you get pulled over bec the cop thinks your driving drunk, then its hilarious.

  • the bmw car porn would make for a beautiful need for speed game - provided they dont screw it up. im sorry, its the inner geek talking! im off to drive my car now for some wheel spinning fun!!

  • can somebody explain to me why the noise of the bmw was actually the noise from a lamborghini gallardo? why did they do that, the m3 is a good sounding car on its own.

  • Why is It illegal to talk on ur cellphone in a car but she's allowed to sit 5 inches from u...also i'm pretty sure that exhaust is fake... But look on the bright side :) what 38 year old guy needs Cialis with that combination?

  • Good job on hosting Howard Stern!

  • who the hell is "Harry Vaton?" IDIOT!!!!

  • I WANT A BMW!

  • Good Job Alan for covering Derek today :)

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  • lol Alan Kaufman looks like the caveman from the geico commercials.

  • I wish an M3 sounded that good IRL though :/.

  • lol, a nascar driver in F1!?! haha, oohh noooo, it's a right turn!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! haha

  • OMFG, dude you do not know how great you made this day. Seriously that is the funniest thing I have seen in a while on youtube!

  • right, because NASCAR doesn't drive on Sears Point, Walkins Glen, and Circuit de Gilles Villeneuve. i mean those aren't considered race tracks with left AND right turns, right?

  • HAHA for sure man!! Part of me really wants to see a nascar driver in F1 just to see how bad he'll suck. "What are these? Turns?"

    Also, a nascar driver will need to lose his beer belly so he can actually fit in a car.

  • not trying to start a fight because I too dislike nascar but Dale Jr. races in a similar class. Much higher than nascar because the right turns are there. CHEERS M8

  • Just to be clear, it's not that I have anything against American racers in F1. I just don't think a nascar driver is qualified to be there. But if one does end up racing for USF1, it'd be quite interesting to watch.

  • I get where you're comming from, as F1 needs much faster reflexes & more racing skill, but being a Nascar driver doesn' t automatically make him unsuited for F1 I think (nor does it makes him automatically suited)

  • in nascar you just go around in circles that are just bent straights.

    F1 requires a whole different level of skill.

  • What I said, and he didn't need that for Nascar. Doesn't mean he doesn't have that skill tough (or the potential to have it).

  • Jeff Gordon drove Juan Pablo Montoya's Williams BMW F1 car at Indy back in 2003 and his lap times would have put him mid pack in qualifying for the US Grand Prix that year.

    By the way there's only one fat guy in Nascar and that's Tony Stewart and he still kick a lot of ass.

  • they did it alll night long.....

  • yeah alen k!! good job buddy

  • Alan: better than I could do, but don't quit your day job.

    Show: light on car content, more of a Shakedown report.

    BMW: c'mon give us a little more credit - buy car/satisfy sexy woman. Could you be more obvious.

  • OMG! that was some serious car porn... or serious softcore porn LOL HOTT!

  • nice new intro :p

  • nice alen k. but got to work on your promter reading

  • amazing show today really enjoyed it great to see new face on show shud be changed now and again but bmw car porn oh ya that girl was so up for it what gay, m3 and still no action dude come on! great show guys have good trip derek im sure your do better than that idiot in m3 :)

  • Nice job covering for Derek there Alan!!Anybody know the song from the BMW car-porn??

  • nice tat AK

  • hot chick going into orgasim over a car ride.....me likey!!!

  • Love the M3 vid

  • Great job Alen K!

  • BMW car porn FTW!!!!!!!

  • SO basically what BMW is saying is that the M3 will give a girl a orgasm??? lol or that is as good as sex?? i guess sex sells BMW'S (thumbs up BMW)

  • was this a clerks reference lollolol

  • NASCAR driver in F1? I wouldn't think of it like that.

  • stuuuuuuuuupid video (and im a bmw owner...i still dont get it, so dumb)

  • doesn't make sense, but still awesome.

  • If Fisker gets stuck with the UAW they're doomed.

  • At least Busch will be good with the left turns. They need to hire some real driver.

  • its funny watching him trying to use his hands lol

  • Awesome opening!

  • Good grief Peter, Kyle Busch?? Seriously? Like we need a spoiled brat to represent the US. How about someone who actually doesn't have his head up ass? As for WRC, why am I not surprised Loeb ended up winning this? He's becoming the Micheal Schumacher of WRC (literally with 6 championships). Eh, Jean Todt. We know F1 is going to hell now that we got another ferrari supporter running the show. As for the rumor of Fisker taking over the Delaware plant sounds interesting.

  • i like alan better......

  • i love the way in the m3 car porn the exhaust note keeps changing from the m5's v10 to the m3 v8! maybe im a bit to much of a car bore for noticing that!

  • USF1 choosing Kyle Busch as a candidate for the team is akin to Mccain choosing Palin as his running mate, and look where she ended up. If the USF1 team wants to be taken seriously, they should choose a real driver, someone like Helio Castroneves. At least the Indy car series is comparable to F1, unlike Nascar.

  • So that's where BMW put all its money? Instead of trying to win F1... make car porn ads?

  • They should have used the fine chick Alex G., where has she been?

  • I heard that she was jealous of Alan K because his hair is softer and shinier than hers, so she asked him what his secret was. He didn't tell her, so she got mad, cried, and then quit.

    Apparently that's the story behind her departure, and also behind the beginning of today's episode

  • Why does Kaufman move around like he's some sort of model? Stay still, buddy.

  • i feel in love with the m3 video

  • the best part was the porn

  • I thought derek d had bad delivery until i herd this

  • I know that was hard to watch

  • lol at 5:00 xD

  • wat the hell is the chic doing..

  • as they say on top gear, she's having a crisis lol

  • gotta love Jezza. i don't care how many times its said, it never gets old. i laugh every time he says it.

  • nothing Jezza says ever gets old lol i watch top gear over and over and i still laugh so much

  • HEY FLD you guys should come out with a downloadable monthly magazine...I mean with 50,000 plus subscribers I think it would get a great hit, Put a article about each of the months fldetours and have like a section about dumb drivers etc etc etc OH and have a chrysler crossfire section just cause that car is a badass and you know it!

  • you gotta watch their commercials!

    Subscribing costs nothing

    Daily not monthly

    and their cars actually move!!!

  • alan is better?!...no way man~...nothing personal alan...but ALAN sounds just like a news reporter....not entertaining at all.....altho i rather have a chic do the show rrather than any of the two dudes...

  • i ain't gay though

  • alan should be the host all the time! screw derek d!

  • alan pretty good job. BUT NO ONE CAN EVER REPLACE DEREK DIZZY!!!

  • That car porn was too long. It showed reapedidly scenes that look the same. I couldn't even tell if that was LA.

  • im moving to LA today!!!

  • i dont think the m3 was very good looking at all it just looked like another car

  • I'm at a loss of words...

    Other than good FLD and some awesome car porn.

  • As hot as the girl in the bmw video was she still needs to be wearing her seatbelt.

  • omg some poor animal died on alan k's head

  • alan did a better job than derek

    i think derek is useless now and u should just keep him on that boat

  • Does that chick come with the M3??

    Alan K., you're doing a fine job. No need to seem nervous/awkward. You guys kick ass!

  • That M3 is really sexy....even sexier than that girl that is riding around in it.

  • I guess I'm the only guy here who wasn't interested in watching a woman fake an orgasm in the front seat of an M3 that looked almost fake with how many special effects and edits there were. Next time BMW, just show me the M3. It's a fantastic car. You don't need to glam it up to make it more sexy. Just put the car on a beautiful stretch of road and let the exhaust roar.

    Good FLD guys. I'm interested to hear what happens with Fisker and Delaware. Sounds like something promising!

  • beautiful car porn.

  • ...why did they dub a V10 noise for the V8 M3?..

  • Those are some sassy hands you got there. Oh and every time you say Fisker I think cat food.

  • I think of scissors, with big bright green plastic handles

  • That M3 film was awesome.

  • That M3 is sexy, and an exhaust note that sounds like Satans soundtrack doesnt hurt. Good Job with the standin for Derick

  • brilliant intro

  • nice porn

  • the chick got me excited. the m3 got me hard. well done fld.

  • "You have better hair then spinelli"

  • I love that M3 video reminds me of NFS U2, speaking of which they should remake :P

  • I like Hot Pursuit 2 better

    Oh yeah it;s so fun to drive crazy and evade the cops while driving a banged-up expensive car with the hood flapping open and the trunk smashed in, oh yeah!

  • Need for Speed Porsche is the most realistic NFS with the best driving dynamics. Too bad there's only Porsches.

  • +1, loved the handling of the Boxster in that game.

  • nah, porsches were a good choice and it gave me a good knowledge of this marque.

    they actually made me a proper fan of porsche, and made me research their models and tech.

  • that was teh car pr0nz

  • really hot chick and superfast m3 = jizz in my pants

  • loved the car porn

  • best car porn ever lol

  • but the car porn made it all better

  • today was kinda boring

  • Like the bitch pays the driver to drive fast and do some powerslides and then pics up and leaves money to the seat.

    WTf's up with that?

  • Isn't that like the Ring Taxi on the Nurburgunge?

  • Alan looks like an ex 80s rock star.lol.the hair, tattoos, alans got it going on!lol.

  • that chick had no butt, no legz lol... good video though

  • Bahamas!!

  • Nascar should stay in nascar. F1 is not about driving left all day. BORIIIIINNGGG!!!