Taedonggang Beer (North Korean beer commercial)

[Haffschlappe]

This beer is made on East German machines former brewing beer in GDR called

Peoples Brew Erfurt (Volksbräu Erfurt)

[fsxflyer787]

comes in:30%,50%,70% and 100% concentrations of Kim-Jong-Il's urine

[kvrisu]

this commercial was made in powerpoint

[egbertfitzwilly]

Where are they getting this grain? I wonder if this is real.

[arysio]

It's a mix of the end credits to a Nintendo game with the Mr. Sparkle commercial!

[o0206XingYiQuan0o]

for all the bread kim spent making this shitty commercial thats more like an infomercial, and producing this beer. He probably coulda fed about a several million of his starving ppl. i can't wait for the day that his ppl get sick of his shyt and get rid of his ass. I'm American, but my wifes S. Korean so i can say this shyt. besides if i want a commie beer i'll buy a chinese tsing tao!!!!!!

[skazitron]

must...buy....this...beer.....­

[8841572]

It's probably still better than Coors Light.

[jheit2]

@8841572 I've heard it's actually quite good. The Koreans love it and so do the tourists who visit. (OFC the only other beer tourists can get in the DPRK is Heineken so...)

[vitameat]

relieves stress????? Drink one too many, open your mouth and start yapping, and you might get a free one way trip to a kwanliso camp......

[aqsoran]

pewnie jakieś szczochy :P

[UK31337]

True story: the brewery they're using in Pyongyang actually used to be in Trowbridge, England. It closed down, was sold and a team of North Korean technicians dismantled it and took it to North Korea with them.

Crazy, but true.

[twentius777]

@UK31337 But the plant in England came from Germany also.

reuters,com/article/2008/03/10­/us-korea-north-beer-idUSSEO35­306620080310?pageNumber=2

[karmapolice247]

"dedicated to all the people who perished to make this possible."

[cycanine]

Who there could afford a beer when they can't afford to buy food.

[jfre81]

Kim Jong Ale - The Beer Leader!

[bluetoaster02]

I think the text roughly translates to "super number one beer"  "Americans will kill your children" and "awesome flavor"

[butterpoop]

that's gotta taste like horse piss!

[pedosintalgon]

@butterpoop

I wouldn't be surprised, with all the long lasting starvation, I guess the North Koreans got to have acquired a taste for it...

[trekbiker91]

how do people get these commercials anyways? I would think that North Korea would be too embarrassed to let these out of the country...

[kloratis]

fucking dumb Asians

[LeThoem]

@kloratis

fucking dumb Racist.

[uudrakgvens94]

nice and funny music :)

[defaultxr]

This is creepy.

[KnobbyWobby]

Kim Jong Il done smoke himself retarded

[moretech]

its the old Pokemon stadium music!!!!

[loltheworld]

If I woke up as a citizen of North Korea I would think I were in a nightmare or took too much acid.

[OrangeWilliamSC]

Check out Dude @ 1:27 ; "Oooo SHEEEE-wah-nananaaaaa...." LOL !!

[uudrakgvens94]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD seems that he liked the beer :)

[Machtvakuum]

böh, kriege ich das Kommunisten Bier auch bei Aldi?????

[abbyroadme]

Wow, sounds like bad music on a video game or something Disney.

[LikwidSchitz]

I hope beer overthrows Kim Jong Il!

[98765432123456789000]

wow at 0:36 that beer looks so damn look, i wish lenin was here to see this

[nbtetreault]

Mario Kark music?

[russellsmith1985]

ROFL@ 1:27 ........... 0_0

[haku8645]

This music is hypnotic...

[MrBusinessguy]

There is another amazing promo video under businessNK from a North Korean pharma JV Co. which made me curious and this is what I found out: PyongSu reached state-of-the-art standard (as applied by world class pharmaceutical companies), won tenders against foreign competitors, is running its own pharmacies and is profitable. A foreigner resident in Pyongyang told me that it made a profit last year and paid taxes to the state.

Smart business people can even succeed in the tough NK environment!

[ssaru888]

Спасибо =))

[1tephania]

Why even talk about something you don't give a fuck?

If you didn't care, you wouldn't be wasting your time typing away on these boards in the first place.

[RevolutionarySpectre]

This makes Lenin cry. . .

[slimv29]

@RevolutionarySpectre They made alcohol in other socialist states, thats a fact

[1tephania]

Hey, fuck you dude. Nobody hates the North Koreans more than me, really, nobody does. But when speaking of lives at least speak with respect and dignity. Do you even know what are the political considerations involved in such an endeavour? So fuck you, go play with your dick or something.

[Munkeymon]

Two and a half minute commercials? Yet another crime against the North Korean people.

[ChrisNetta]

they are ruthless

[ssli82002]

아악 시발 뭐야이게 ㅋㅋㅋ

[MountAthos]

I would object to ordinary citizens being mass murdered. But the regime is mass murdering citizens every year with big death labor camps, so I support regime change.

[MountAthos]

I'll try to translate:

Taedonggang Beer, hand crafted by enslaved prisoners condemned to our great nation's death camps. Taste the tears of enemies holding back our revolutionary worker's paradise. Fresh from the Gwalliso to you, Taedonggang beer!

[funktimusrhyme]

Hah, they can't pull pints to save their lives. Bet that stuff is adulterated with all kinds of bad shit, probably leaves you with a blaster of a hangover before you've even finished the glass.

[RickoniX]

It's actually made by a brewery NK bought and moved piece by piece from britain, and is supposed to be very good.

[Krahl123]

why do asian commercials sound like ninetendo video games?

[grathapilot]

I wonder who they paid to make the theme music? it's like he only had access to 80's ad material/synths. He did a great job anyway!

[Joe402]

the revolutionary-est beer

[ACxii]

Dude it's a beer commercial so where are the hot North Korean Babes at??? Fix it...

[mdhookey]

DoktorLemon

I almost spit out my coffee from your comment! It's so true...this is seriously something that you watch when you're high.

[Xuxachka]

OMG! 2.33 min for a TV commercial !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

advertisers from all over the world are JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and they obviously need to change the agency ;) I could recommend one :-D

[TravelingCoder]

@Xuxachka

I think North Korea generally does not have commercials, but Kim Jong il likes beer so he had them make this one.

[darthkantus]

attention good citizens of the free world, that's not beer!!! that's a dangerous substance used to make weapons of mass destruction!!! OH MY GOD!! OR MAYBE IT'S A NUCLEAR WEAPON DISGUISED AS BEER!!! WE R DOOMED!! CALL THE 911 (aka Obama and his military)!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!! :DDDD

[DoktorLemon]

it's like someone watched North Korean propaganda, drank some booze, and took acid at the same time

[Skelic]

*Mmmm*... Beer...