What if I share and then have to go to prison? nope, can't risk my future... I need to be able to survive in there with just a toothbrush... or a sock. lol.
lol. this reminds me of my friend at work who was in prison for a couple of years. I joked around one day and asked him how to make a shank out of my toothbrush. Instead of just laughing, he took me seriously and started explaining various ways I could accomplish my goal. O.O
This is probably five times funnier than the actual show.
I guess it's kinda hopeful that most people don't know what a shiv is; make sure to stay outta prison if you don't want to learn what a 'bull queer' is either, kids!
According to urbandictionary, shanks are metal and shivs can be other material. Yes I actually did go to urbandictionary to check out both definitions. Don't look at me like that.
haven't that that pleasure yet! didn't know the word shiv until now either! (wow, your vid's are also entertaining and educational)! Have u been to prison? anyway, keep up the good work!
In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
I do work at a reception desk...and yes, I have been caught number of times. Never by the big bosses though. I try not to be too active when they are in. But the other employees think it's hilarious. Some have actually made cameos; The Psychopomp and Selfish Gary Has A Heart.
you are so f-ing creative Mister. Who the hell are you anyway?! I can't believe you slave away in an office all day. I am lovin' your videos :) EXCELLENT work.
ROFLMAO
MapleDark197 1 year ago
lol ketchup is so awesome.
sugercube99 1 year ago 3
lol
redboxer54 1 year ago
It's spelled ketchup in America, too
VampyreShonda 1 year ago
What if I share and then have to go to prison? nope, can't risk my future... I need to be able to survive in there with just a toothbrush... or a sock. lol.
heathernichole125 2 years ago 3
hahahahahahaha.
beatriz0607 2 years ago
lol. this reminds me of my friend at work who was in prison for a couple of years. I joked around one day and asked him how to make a shank out of my toothbrush. Instead of just laughing, he took me seriously and started explaining various ways I could accomplish my goal. O.O
heathernichole125 2 years ago 17
Please share. The people of Youtube must know!!!
KillerBroadway 2 years ago
Wow...I agree with KillerBroadway...details are a must.
TheReceptionist 2 years ago 4
OMG That would suck! LMAO!
TCFan1 2 years ago 3
You're funny! (And good looking as well)
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minke14 3 years ago
Looks like the same kinda blood I used for my baby eater marathon that airs this Sunday 11 till 6 pm March 2nd!
peaceouTy!
TAMMpON
tammpon 4 years ago
lmao, funny 2 fuck!!
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You've got to be kidding me. Its Katchup. ( is that how u spell it? probibly not) Wow, nice going BUDDY.
soccerstar5622 4 years ago
It's spelt ketchup here in England, but it's spelt catsup (I think) in America. XD
XxPlainlyPurplexX 3 years ago
@XxPlainlyPurplexX I'd assume it's spelled catsup in Mexico, based on the story my spanish friend told me. xD
PsychoticRagDoll777 1 year ago
@XxPlainlyPurplexX ketchup in America
Chieftawsmcool 1 year ago
You should have put mustard in your mouth.
IammeoramI 4 years ago
u should do one wear u speak and say how u do all of this!
iluvNATx3 4 years ago
ah ill remember that one...
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IAAKK 4 years ago
i logged in so i can post a comment...
balikodo 4 years ago
a shiv is like a shank, homemade blade or knife
grunt92 4 years ago
ew blood hey wot a shiv
Bambi893 4 years ago
LOL
evanhsu2 5 years ago
cool
MissSnowdrop 5 years ago
That was beautiful. So do people ever actually come INTO the office?
simonnewtboy 5 years ago
This is probably five times funnier than the actual show.
I guess it's kinda hopeful that most people don't know what a shiv is; make sure to stay outta prison if you don't want to learn what a 'bull queer' is either, kids!
jayjayjay 5 years ago
Thats awesome.
sabarwolf30 5 years ago
That was cool! I thought it was called a shank though?
emdogg1989 5 years ago
Both acceptable terms.
TheReceptionist 5 years ago 4
According to urbandictionary, shanks are metal and shivs can be other material. Yes I actually did go to urbandictionary to check out both definitions. Don't look at me like that.
Blargherness 5 years ago
but what is a toothbrush shiv?
makyanai 5 years ago
u should use cornstarch and red food dye
guitarhero419 5 years ago
Can't...don;t have that in the office...and my rules are to use only what I have around me.
TheReceptionist 5 years ago 6
ah...waht? i like your videos, but i didn't quite get the message! u had a blade in your toothbrush...?
kolcs 5 years ago
It's a shiv made from a toothbrush. You have obviously never been in prison! :)
TheReceptionist 5 years ago
haven't that that pleasure yet! didn't know the word shiv until now either! (wow, your vid's are also entertaining and educational)! Have u been to prison? anyway, keep up the good work!
1gurel 5 years ago
HAHAH! GENIUS! :P
SYTHE5 5 years ago
i loveeeeess you lol
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In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
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wwegirl17 5 years ago
You're an idiot.
Nightfall9179 5 years ago
Omg. I freaked out then I was like. ketchup.. but still disturbing *sweat*
ehrenyu 5 years ago
Don't sweat it, sweetheart.
dancer291 5 years ago
you're the cutest thing ever!
i love you!!!!
durandepeche8 5 years ago
*blush
TheReceptionist 5 years ago
iouuuuu
telhs12345 5 years ago
YAAAH!!!! is that... red think ketchup?
789julia789 5 years ago
OOOOH bad. lol.
anitathefroqueen 5 years ago
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
1337Pr1nc355 5 years ago
you certainly are awesome
felloffthebus 5 years ago
how much do you rock, man
Doodsjager 5 years ago
awsome video
love your stuff
misfitblob 5 years ago
Oh my gosh!! That was so hilarious! How do you still have a job?!
HaldirLives 5 years ago
wow o.o if ketchup appeared like that I'd do that all the time XD j/k funneh!
jenlinkitty 5 years ago
ha ha
sarahwinsagain 5 years ago
Great stuff my friend.Keep going you are getting some well deserved recognition!
yorgathecroat 5 years ago
maybe mix the ketchup with water to make it seem thinner.
xzation 5 years ago
stupid
sunnycristian 5 years ago
lololol class
Evilspartacus 5 years ago
So if you use a toothbrush shiv, you're gonna have ketchup come out of your mouth for no reason?
I don't get it.
J/k.
nice vid.
AkewsticRockR 5 years ago
I think the ketchup represented blood.
Kotofay 5 years ago
Wait, nevermind. -.-
Kotofay 5 years ago
Great job!
PopcornMegaphone 5 years ago
great :) I love you "prision" shirt.
paztilla 5 years ago
Hey, it's the only orange shirt I own.
TheReceptionist 5 years ago
LOL!
ilovegerardo 5 years ago
now do another about "spreads"
StressdoutPictures 5 years ago
You should use Elvis Presley's Jailhouse Rock ;)
SeventhSun 5 years ago
good job, congrats on getting out from behind the desk
lestyoubejudged 5 years ago
Oh I'm still behind it...but hopefully getting closer!
TheReceptionist 5 years ago
Brilliant as usual! You are a true artist.
You work at a reception desk right? Has your boss ever walked in on you while you were filming? (Sorry if this has been asked before)
minoumaster 5 years ago
I do work at a reception desk...and yes, I have been caught number of times. Never by the big bosses though. I try not to be too active when they are in. But the other employees think it's hilarious. Some have actually made cameos; The Psychopomp and Selfish Gary Has A Heart.
Thanks for watching!
TheReceptionist 5 years ago
You actually make your videos at work I never thought about that. I was wondering why you called yourself TheReceptionist.
Spiritualreality 5 years ago
Funny stuff as always, keep it up receptionist man!
Lateralist 5 years ago
Fuuny, funny stuff! But then, everything from you always is!
Michelle5451 5 years ago
Not bad, I work in a real prison anyway. They come up with some strange things, you ever drunk a Bombay, talk a sugar rush.
blkbishop112 5 years ago
ouch, internetsing
kingamaan 5 years ago
Another hilarious video from you. I really love your stuff. It's so original. Best wishes in your career, you deserve whatever success you can get.
rhythm7a 5 years ago
Thanks so much! I try to keep as fresh as humanly possible. Let's hope the career bites me in the ass soon! Thanks again for watching and supporting!
TheReceptionist 5 years ago
Ewwwww! ROFL That was great! :)
mejpye 5 years ago
guilty of first-degree hilariousness.
shannonhourigan 5 years ago
Honestly, could the receptionist get any better. JESUS stop being so fuckign creative.
rivetting1 5 years ago
recept this: nice shiv. nicely done.
jennfabulous 5 years ago
haha.. you still bringing in the classics receptionist.. good job!
cmahfuz 5 years ago
I liked your promo.
love ya,
CC
cccarole 5 years ago
Toothbrush shiv = hilarious!
Ruhrohrappy 5 years ago
you are so f-ing creative Mister. Who the hell are you anyway?! I can't believe you slave away in an office all day. I am lovin' your videos :) EXCELLENT work.
Adrienne007 5 years ago
@Adrienne007 He doesn't slave away! He makes his videos in an office!
Chieftawsmcool 1 year ago
check out the new LazyDork prison kit video also just released.
rdwo 5 years ago
LOL awesome Peace & Health
hippyhillbilly 5 years ago
ha, genius.
shortstories 5 years ago
omg prison! nice harmonica skills. i love ur vid
WishingLampPro 5 years ago