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  • #1 your name is Mitt Romney.

  • I thought for sure one of the items was going to be, "You're running for President".

  • If you are a man and you are having sex with another man then you are gay.

    Simple. lol

  • There is far more gay sex happening in Marcus Bachmann's office than in my bedroom.

  • Reminds me of a personal ad I saw in the LA Weekly maybe 10 years ago. A guy was looking for other guys to have sex with and his requirement was that the other guy (like the ad placer) had to be "straight." Yeah, right.

  • #1 You're a woman and running for the republican Presidential nominee in 2012.

  • Number 1 sign your husband is gay: You're a dude.

  • lmao #4 that was the best

  • #1. The bartender asks "How do you take it sir?" Up the ass he says.

  • @ClownViolenceBoogie No, he says "anything but neat"

  • #1. My name is Michelle and I live in Minnesota

  • love how he says "straight men having sex with other men..." 

  • Letterman is a bastard.

  • @RoboSlater have some sense of humor ... for heaven sakes

  • 11. You're Michelle Bachmann.

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  • He has to pray the gay away...a lot.

  • marcus the babarian got me here

  • check this out! TOP TEN w Mitt Romney:

    youtube.com/watch?v=gndR7dYBfR­k

  • theres only one HE GOES AROUND NOTCNG OTHER MEN!

  • @MultiMasterjake you suck at telling jokes

  • @blisterpacman shut up

  • they left off "you're a repulican congresswoman from Minnesota"

  • Yes Michele bauchman husband-he is gay the reason is he so adamant in changing the gay population because he can't understand his inner desires. His lover will come out soon. He was beat as a child because he was gay, which is why he studied mental health. The chick is the manly character, which is why she's attracted to his soft over the top female like character.

  • "When he says he got 'rear ended,' when his car looks fine."

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  • #11:  You are Michelle Bachman

  • if you're having sex with her dad, she's too young for you bro

  • If his name is Marcus and you are a politician then he most likely is gay.

  • if your husband is the big pink elephant at the teaparty rallies

  • i dont think a straight guy would bang a guy...

  • If you're Michele Bachmann

  • @Petekiv You are a disgrace to the human race. Ignorant people like you are a cancer in our society, and if I had the power, you would no longer have the right to breed. Please do the world a favor and incinerate yourself.

  • @Fragmaster3000 Or if you're Michele Bachmann.

  • 1. His name is Paul Schaffer

  • WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING MICHELE BACHMAN IS ANTI-GAY WHEN THE FACT IS SHE MARRIED ONE~

  • theDukejason is married to richard simmons

  • his top 10 jokes are always so lame

  • I believe it, how many married "conservative" anti-gay politicians have been caught in the last few years for either soliciting for sex with young males or they have come out of the closet?

  • @maymonk Mark Foley, Larry Craig, Roy Ashburn, Bob Allen, Jerry Thomas, and that's just a short list.

  • @UsonianAC lol thanks for the list!

  • 11: You're Michele Bachmann

  • @glassmuxxic Instead of 11, I would call it 0.5 but otherwise, just what I was thinking of saying :-)

  • Says he got rear ended but the car looks fine!! LMAO LMAO LMAO

  • too bad michelle bachman didn't watch this show

  • He should teach us how to cheat on your wife and keep a tv show ;-)

  • @Fragmaster3000 And he says F*ck that Sh*t a lot".

  • marcus bachman

  • @Petekiv I have a better idea. Why don'ty we ship YOU off to a country that will take you? In America, we already have enough racist, homophobic, dumb asses. We need to add you in the spending cuts, asshole. Take your hatred elsewhere. You suck.

  • @Petekiv Michelle Obama's actually really fit!

  • @Petekiv I think my IQ just dropped about 20 points just by reading that bullshit.

  • I find it hilarious that most of the comments on here are about Marcus Bachmann being trapped int he closet! Come out of there we don't care how gay you are!

  • #11 he has adam lambert posters in his room

  • #1 sign your husband is gay: his name is Dr. Marcus Bachmann

  • #1. You married Marcus Bachmann.

  • ..when your husband uses more eye liner than you.

  • @jdan76 awwwww...

  • Numbers 9-1 his last name is Bachmann.

  • Numbers 9-1 his last name is Bachmann.

  • Sign #12: He likes sex and the city

  • lol - Marcus Bachman much!

  • Funny how this video was linked to a Michelle Bachman video. Her husband is totally in the closet.

  • Sign #11 : He has the highest rated comment on a "gay themed" youtube video

  • people who want a thumb up here are just gay

  • @makaveli93639 like you?

  • @Fragmaster3000 Fail.

  • Number 1. He always comes in the back door.

  • It was at 20 seconds in that the phrase on the "down low" became uncool.

    Although,to be fair,it wasn't that cool to begin with.

  • 134 gay men that have wifes saw this

  • Gay......lol..........

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  • u got a nice calculator..

  • wow that many gay men are having affairs with there wives.

    Thats just sick i mean why ruin a womans life.

    Why get maried in the first place.

    ugh.

  • @whitevirgo43 Denial.

  • Lame jokes, every one.

  • those jokes were so bad

  • number 4 made me lol so bad

  • 126 women are married to gay men

  • They let Paul Schaeffer put in his two cents on this?

  • Wow. There are some ignorant people on here who have no idea what feminism really is.

  • @legalglitz Isn't that when a woman wants to be a man?

  • @tryithere - It's doing whatever the hell you want because life is short and it makes you happy. It doesn't matter if you're a lawyer, a homemaker, or both. That's what it truly is.

  • Ugh. Feminism. Nuff said.

  • @ftwd3893 I know! I mean those damn femmnazis got womenz the right to vote! They also tried to get equal pay for them too! Thanx for being ignorant and letting me make fun of you. Have a nice day!

  • @IamYou86 I know right? Because those are still issues today! Thanks so much for living in the past and bringing up issues that died with disco!

  • @ftwd3893 No, I brought it up because you obviously didn't bother to read up on history. Yes, Women still do not get paid equally so this is STILL an issue. Sounds kinda like your intelligence died with disco.

  • letterman...die

  • The first sign should be "If you are a dude".

  • i don't understand 'at your wedding day you wore the same dress'; somebody ?

  • @davidmaniran both the guy and girl whore the same dress

  • #5 FTW

  • looooooooooooove the 1st one

  • hahahahahahahahaha!

  • Feminism isn't when you're a woman fighting sexism, it's when you're a sexist woman.

  • @llamalicous Well said.

  • #10 he has a talk show on CBS

  • Feminism: Strong, smart and independent......until things get a little difficult.

  • @TheInternetWanderer i dont get how this is related, but really fucking funny.

  • @hello93617 - I'm not sure either......??? I must have intended this for another video. :(

  • @TheInternetWanderer yeah... bullshit.

  • As Cassey Kasem would say it best, "This is bull-shit".

  • this is fucking hysterical!

  • omg this is hilarious he got rear ended but the car looks fine was the best

  • Bumper sticker reads: "i'd rather be having sex with dude" -thats a red flag right there! lol

  • #1 lmao

  • This was funny because of how simple and stupid it was. It's funny to wonder if a guy is gay all the time when all the blatant signs are there. ...

  • Lol this is one of the best top 10 i love number 1 lmao

  • Simple. When hes asleep. Run your finger up the crack of his ass if he sticks his butt out hes gay. If he jumps out of the bed and screams WHAT THA HELL! Hes not.

  • Does anybody even like Letterman?

  • @maxrcrock I think more like Letterman than like you, dude.

  • Well, sure! The back of the car looks fine!

  • Speaking of which, men are humans, feminists, not all of them are sexists and mean. They need to get a life and realize they are wrong.

  • @eMisark it turned into this because a feminist decided to be trollin' and start a lot of angry men like me(who are NOT sexists) to start a whole other argument.

  • i try and be polite to everyone but many women and men for that fact will go in another door i mean i have a voice like a bear and the size to match but still im not that ugly i got a girlfriend who seems to like me (she may cracj but thats her buisness)

  • Since when did this turn about a discussion on feminism. The real issue is married "straight" men having gay sex. I think the ratio is higher than 1 out of 10.

  • @eMisark If they're having "gay" sex then they're not straight.

  • Fuk all yall feminist hating turdlets

  • ON THE DOWN LOW

  • I DON'Tagree with RVCA above comment ,I think feminists are very class and gentle.

    The person who did that to him probably just a bitchy girl. Bitchy can't define "feminists"

    Not every female is bitchy, a lot are classy, sexy, feminist, beautiful, etc..

  • i've slept with a couple married men. they are the wildest and best in bed!

  • @friendlymojito If you don't mean your own husband(s) then you are sleazy & unethical. Weird. Creep.

  • @zenalaus don't hate me cuz your husband(s) are looking to sleep with gay men. ugly. cunt.

  • @friendlymojito If a man is married to another man or is a life partner w/a man (w/ the promise that theyll only be w/ each other) then they should keep that promise. Or else they r unethical liars. If u were referring 2 some gay guy in the closet & married 2 a woman- then he's an unethical liar. Some day there'll b laws against that. No 1 has the right 2 hijack another person's LIFE under false pretenses. Gay people should have the right to marry. & standards of ethics apply 2 them like others.

  • @zenalaus you give me my rights, and i'll start being ethical.

  • I'm a girl and while equal rights is great, some people (Woman and even a few men) take it to far. I'm with rvca7822, feminism has just gone to far

  • Top 10 signs Your husband is Gay

    his name is PAUL SHAFFER

  • @generalzod4life . Really, tell his conquests. You speak to what you don't know..

    But this won't stop. I will become gay, and so on. Become something.

  • LMFAOO

  • haven't watched it yet calling it

    1) your a man

  • @mavriksfan11 rofl

    if he did that millions of housewives would have totally freaked out, mostly in the midwest, cause conservatives already react as if everyone will go gay unless they bully them

  • @mavriksfan11 I just figured I got your comment wrong, in my head it was "1)Your husband is a man" lol

  • Hitler was gay...

  • @VoLCoMzYaDiGG so Eva Braun was a dude? I had no idea!! o_O

  • @thorium222 no but if Hitler was gay and he was against gays, lesbians, blacks, jews and pretty much everything that wasnt apart of the 3rd Reich then wouldnt it look pretty dumb if he was in a relationship with a man, she was an image they actually never had sex its a known fact.

  • @VoLCoMzYaDiGG there's no point in argueing wether or not he was gay, there is no proof that supports any gay stuff around him, but o c he could have been deeply closeted, who knows. A known fact is, that he was a vegetarian. What Hitler and Eva did or did not in the bedroom is not known

    It surely is hilarious enough that a tiny man with black hair and brown eyes, who was of questionable descent, told everyone that blue eyed blondes are the supreme race and everybody else has to be exterminated

  • @thorium222 Actually there was a report from when Hitler was serving in WW1 he actually as caught by fellow soldiers with another man and it is true how ironic it was that a man like Hitler lead a nation on false ideals but isnt that with almost many things. America was founded on the ideals that everyone should have freedom and the pursuit of happiness yet the men who drafted theses ideas were slave owners...

  • @VoLCoMzYaDiGG I've never heard of such a report, that sure would be interesting, can you tell where you found that information?

  • @thorium222 The Military Channel had a special on Hitler but before he even started the Nazi Party and it spoke of how he even shared his ideas with Jews and was actually quite fond of them for being so open-minded and then another account was from his prior "room mate" His room mate remembered walking with Hitler one night and a prostitute walked up to them and flirted a little and they went on there way but later that night Hitler ranted to his room mate about how disgusting prostitution was.

  • @VoLCoMzYaDiGG I'd like to see that special, sounds different to the usual Hitler documentaries. At some point something went terribly wrong. The should have taken him into art school when he applied. So in the special they said he was caught with another man? Doing what? Together in bed? Standing nearby?

    His mayor concern was to be ridiculed as I saw in a doc. He did everything so that nobody would dare to ridicule him. So maybe WWII w a s just a closet case going mental scenario.

  • @thorium222 they actually spoke about his art career and how he got rejected and it was, like i said in the army, and fellow soldiers walked up on him and this other man, who actually did whatever he was told by hitler so he was kinda hitlers bitch. Anyway the account recalls the soldiers "walking up to an area near some bushes or something and one yelled "hey look at these two gays". Hitler also never faught or killed anyone in ww1 he was a messenger boy he'd deliver letters to the front.

  • @VoLCoMzYaDiGG hmm, I see, of course thats no proof but you are right, it is not unplausible to call Hitler gay In a doc I saw a report stating that hitler forced his neece to sit over his face and pee down on him (Im not making that up) when she was around 14, but thats not proving or disproving anything and of course I dont know if thats true

    but I think its an interesting question cause his fucked up sexual life could have played a major role in him going mental/evil or how you wanna call it

  • @thorium222 he was, in fact a strange man. some say he loved this girl. This one girl for the longest of time but he never had spoken to her, only knew her name. Eventually he had left where ever he was at the time and the girl as well. Some say he dreamed of her in weird ways.He hated his father and loved his mother to death. When she died they said he never kept in touch with his relatives. Strange in ways, you'd figure her death would only bring them closer but no. Hitler is still a mystery.

  • @VoLCoMzYaDiGG yeah, a mystery but that comes with being insane, I'll leave it there *shudders*

  • lol at #5

  • Letterman messes them all up

  • Leonardo da Vinci was gay :>

  • 112 republicans watched this

  • @FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 You comment makes no sense. Not all Republicans are opposed to gay people. And even if they were, they would probably laugh at this just like anyone else. Need to broaden your horizons a little bit Spagettii Monster

  • yup, my hubby is gay

  • probably onr of the funniest top 10 ever!!!!

  • top ten signs your husband is Gabe

  • Richard Simmons made 107 accounts to dislike this

  • 107 people are gay

  • @rvca7822 you just made a general statement abt feminists from your experience of ONE of them. and 26 idiots agreed with you. my god.

  • @stupidcircusclown your screen name is 'stupidcircusclown'. you really expect anyone to take you seriously? and btw im pretty sure i made a solid point. also, i don't really think i need to list ALL of the situations where a feminist has pulled something like this. its a youtube comment board for god's sake.

  • @rvca7822 They'r not all like that. Dont let the ones like that get to u. Whats a 'feminist' anyways? Back when women were simply trying 2 get some human rights that they should have in the U.S., their ideas seemed unusual because those ideas hadnt been accepted enough by society yet- so it seemd unusual & it was given a name. But I dont see y there needs 2 b a name for it now. Its like calling someone who breathes air a breathist. Or calling a black person who wants 2 not b a slave a freeist.

  • @zenalaus Legitimate, but that's how most people classify them including many of the 'feminists' themselves. I'm not saying women don't have rights. The fact I was trying to get across is that proper etiquette and equality CAN, in fact, coexist.

  • @rvca7822 I agree that proper etiquette and equality can coexist. : )

  • @rvca7822 I'm no friend of the feminist movement either, so kudos to you for saying what most of us are thinking.

  • @rvca7822 agreed dude agreed

  • @rvca7822

    u should've shut the door in her facce

  • @rvca7822 That wasn't a feminist, it was just an idiot. Don't slam us all.

  • @rvca7822 Absolutely right. Feminists are a pain in the ass. Frustrated unattractive horny old bags.

  • @rvca7822 Come to think of it, I personally think that feminists dont care at all about "Equality". I think the real vocal and radical ones real desire is dominion over men and not just equality.

  • @rvca7822 most feminists think everyone is equal- you seem to have come across the wrong ones

  • @rvca7822 you just lump summed all feminists. I am definitely a feminist and I appreciate the sentiment. It bothers me if I hold the door for a guy (merely displaying "proper etiquette" ) and won't let me. I would have said thank you. Would you have?

  • @aliciaann72 Yes because, once again, I try to be polite. And quite honestly, I'm aware some feminists are not like this. However, I would dare say the bulk of them are.

  • @aliciaann72 Aren't things bad enough already? Most women now must earn the bacon. They don't come home to a cooked meal for all that '''equality'' NO. They must cook it , serve it, and clean up after everbody too. DO NOT hold the door open for the guy unless he is struggling with something and needs help. Haven't feminists done enough damage too other WOMEN? Women already know they are equal in value, but not the SAME as men - therefore expect & need the few small COURTESIES not gone yet.

  • @rvca7822 Not all feminists are like that.