No More Heroes 2 - Rank 1 Battle

[Theakuoverlord]

9:47 HELL YEAH BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF THAT NOSE!

[showstopgamer]

not nearly as epic as henry.

[showstopgamer]

OH THANK GOD HENRYS NOT DEAD

[showstopgamer]

HE KILLED HENRY! OH I FUCKING HATE THIS LITTLE PRICK!

[SuperEggman10]

if there was another season of loonatics unleashed, the jasper batt voice actor would voice act a maudi (from TTA) like character

[DeathsBountyHunters]

Travis Vs Nerd God

[burnoutpro15]

5:27 BITCH! *owned*

[bowserfan6475]

10:37 Thank You Travis!

[bowserfan6475]

What A Bitch!

[awsomeyoshi2]

*awkward zoom in*

SO MUCH HOSTILITY!

*another awkward zoom in*

WHY? WHY'D YOU KILL HIM?!

*another awkward zoom in*

IRONIC QUESTION COMING FROM AN ASSASSIN!

We get it with the awkward zoom ins...... -.-

[SuperEggman10]

0:59-I like jasper's voice.

[SuperEggman10]

darkstar is his father and helter and skelter's his brothers?

[vc180191]

@SuperEggman10 Naw, its much more minor than that. In NMH1, you could do Assasination missions for money, three of them were kill the CEO's of Pizza Butt, the three CEO's were Jasper's father and two brothers. It's entirely possible to not even do these missions, which is what makes the continuality of this rather screwed up.

[ssbplayer445]

@SuperEggman10 wait. if Darkstar is Jaspers dad, then doesn't that make him travis and henrys brother? Im so confused

[MajestyOfTime]

Take that, you herbie/ superman/ stay puff marshmellow man KNOCKOFF!!

[sonicbishop]

my name is bishop

[SchizyNeko]

...wait...where did Henry jump from, anyway? 0_0

[kiki902143]

@SchizyNeko You don't need to know, he's freaking Henry.

[MrHenrySan]

So... do we call his second form Batt Man?

[weaponsofsalvation]

Is the final form of Batt really HIM? or is it him in a giant... suit?

[SuperJJsmom]

@weaponsofsalvation it is really him :o

[6TDoT6]

when i first seen the heads the first thing i thought was noooo shinobou why you!

[MrT1Z10]

Who is this kid's father?? LoL

[SuperJJsmom]

@MrT1Z10 JAS-PER BATT

holy crap i wish the voice was in this game

[SilverFanatic1]

How in hell would he even PRETEND to kill Mister Sir Henry Motherfucker!?

[danvseverything]

oh my god. you should go down in history for beating batts second form without dying.

[derkster248]

4 people got shitted on by travis

[TheYesman71]

Okay I expected heads on the plates but I'm like "Well Sylvia isnt hard to kill.... But how the friggin hell did they manage to kill Shinobu and Henry get their ass killed?"

[Magitek1112]

You know, I think that the battle themes for the first and second phases should be switched around.

[AdmiralTrainstorm]

Jasper batt jr rocks! He's a really skilled fighter who does all the killing himself and doesn't spam hurricane punches, I haven't gone out his window a few million times.

But in reality, despite the difficult fight I find this guy such a prick he's hilarious

[LargeFG7777]

The last form is not only cheap it is somehow disturbing.

When Jasper's second form fell from the building you could not see how he transforms, or maybe only maybe jasper is in that thing and just exploded with it

[LargeFG7777]

When you attack Jasper Batt Jr. with combos (in his second form) he laughs while you do them.

Why. Question Mark.

Answer: apparently it tickles him

[chadmcbride1]

yay shinobis dead :D

[626ipod]

@chadmcbride1 no she not

[simplebaby2step]

Am I the only one that liked this kid? XD

[123themysteryman789]

@simplebaby2step most likely, I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE him

[antisadism]

Jasper Batt Jr. - Midget millionaire

[sgtdrfunk]

After batt exploded, it should have rained blood. It's weird that the death of the last boss, and one so big, was not at all gory and/or extreme. I mean, he's big enough, and rain is always cool at the end.

[GrubRising13]

Kill Henry and your asking for it.

[zoidbergnoise]

this fucker cheats. pure and simple

[LordAlbian]

7:50 Travis: Where the fuck is my gigant robot when I need it?

[Zantman2]

sucks you can't play as henry for this fight

[pwnduhomie]

did anyone ever wonder what the hell people that are watching below are thinking when they see that shit?!?! id be freaking the fuck out if i saw some huge ass blimp thing shooting fucking laser beams!!

[superblazingnova]

how are you able to dodge all of those hurricane punches?!

[wanderlustwarrior]

You cleared that with impressive speed.

I hope everyone notices Henry just chilling for part 2.

[dimentiorules]

I don't care what people say, I LIKE JB Jr.

[Speedyman153]

@dimentiorules How the hell can you like someone who pretends to murder 3 people you care about, actually murders your best friend, is one of the cheapest final bosses ever, and has the most annoying voice EVER!!!!!!!

[dimentiorules]

@Speedyman153

Because he's intelligent, challenging, and proves that Travis doesn't know the extent of his actions.

[jacobeickmeier123]

Who the fuck are his brothers, the Helters?

[jordanliow]

@jacobeickmeier123 The Pizza Batt guys from the first game.

[TheJorge5999]

it would be awesome if beam katanas were real

maybe there real but only in china :P

[dimentiorules]

@TheJorge5999

Actually a fan has made a replica of the blood berry!

[DerNamenlose1991]

fail steroid fail

[palindinX]

@DerNamenlose1991 steroids gives people SUPER powers? OMG he can fly too?

(can i get a beam katana plz)

[DerNamenlose1991]

@palindinX that is the reason why you should not take steroids, kids

you get split in half

[CarmageddonHero]

"Poetic justice." More like "Batt's a little fucker thats about to die" :D

[TorashVD]

His father: DESTROYMAN

[TorashVD]

His father: DESTROYMAN

[Frostbitelink]

Jasper batt jr. Brothers: skelter helter, and helter skelter? Father: Dark Star?

[OniLordMiki]

@Frostbitelink wrong dude. Have you ever played NMH1? Remember those assasination missions where you had to kill the pizza batt executives? Believe it or not those 3 guys were his father and brothers.

[CarmageddonHero]

@Frostbitelink No he said Travis killed his father, if you remember correctly, Jeane killed Dark Star. So that can't be right. It was one of the CEO's that you killed in the assasination missions.

[Frostbitelink]

@CarmageddonHero Darkstar can't be his father he got killed by jeane before jeane even say's it how can he be your dad.

[CarmageddonHero]

@Frostbitelink Dude your the one that said he was his father... I corrected you..

[TheGamecube64Guy]

HAIRY PUNK DUDE

[antisadism]

For the 2nd battle, they should have played the original batman theme. and each attack would have those title cards like "SLASH!", "POW!" "BAT!"

[animeboy11097]

did we kill his family in part one with the pizza missions because he has a pizza tattoo on the side of his face

[antisadism]

Even if Batt is suposed to be a parody of Batman, his personality reminds me of the joker.

[skeletonking1234]

when that pops up at 2:44 do you hold the wii remote up like the picture shows and spin it in that form or do you hold it down and spin it

[DamianRavenblood]

Why wasn't Batt Sr. as freakishly powerful as Batt Jr???

[Stevetheanimeninja]

Pshh.... I'm not gonna fight that thing... i got fucking standards for Christ's sake.

[lankygit101]

Your greatest enemy in this battle is the fucking bullshit controls that this game forces upon you. Who the fuck decided that dodge should be on the d pad, it makes it pretty much useless and you just have to get lucky in order to actually dodge a single attack. *sigh* another promising wii game utterly ruined by its terrible controls.

[devinxx215]

when i saw the head i was like OMG SHINOBU AND HENRY DIED

[mahiganti]

I don't get it. When Batt's in 2nd form, when he does the 3 teleport combo, why can't u do dark step?

[Sephiroth5008]

"It´s not happening, brother. I can´t be associated with that travesty. I mean, I´ve got standarts for fuck´s sake!"

Even Henry thinks that this boss sucks.

[antisadism]

Jasper Batt Jr. should go on american idol.

[Bowserslave]

7:16-7:20

what does he say when he dies?

Hairy palm geek?

Hairy bald geek?

[animeboy11097]

@Bowserslave hairt bald geek

[Xenmaru00]

Those heads HAVE to be fake. maybe Sylvia would die, but Shinobu and Henry? pfft. not likely.

I was kinda hoping Travis would suddenly whip out Sonic Sword.

I KNEW it! Them ALL being dead was far too illogical even for this game.

Wow, it's like fighting Mother Trinity All over again. Though he sounds like Nine-Tails from Okami...

[matmutaidiec]

This guy...

Travis wants to own his ass because he killed Bishop, and I want to own his ass because he's so cheap. Maybe Suda planned this so even players who don't give a damn about the plot can have mutual feelings with the main hero (and man did it work!).

[ShadowLexis]

5:16

I see you there Henry, thanks soooo much for the help(!)

[MPGamer1132]

The final form is so bad that Mister Sir Henry Motherfucker won't even fight it!

[klmnopp112]

10:27 - 10:31

I lol'd.

[fusionmax28]

I was laughing my ass off when you attacking his nose.

[Coolaconroy]

how did u defeat the first form so quickly?

[antisadism]

Well Henry did lose to dr. letz shake. And yet beat rank 6 and rank 5. Although ranks dont determine how strong you are. But henry isnt that strong if he lost to dr letz shake.

[StrawberryGuy86]

I'm Batt Man!

[EmozElmoz]

i was wondering why would travis want to take one of the heads home O_O

[lookerup]

this guy was mad annoying

[mapledx223]

Thats why dont take Steriods kids!!!!!

[LargeFG7777]

@mapledx223 Of course not, especially 8 Steroids at the same time....HOLY SHIT

[Florjan57]

think i can take one of these home ? xD!!

[BTran08]

Wait... What if Bishop's Head was a replica too? O.o

[Florjan57]

@BTran08 nope

you saw bishop get shot

and the blood, has to be the real head

[BTran08]

@Florjan57 Aw... It would have made a funny as hell twist. :P

[devilcry95]

I loved No more heroes 2 so much better than the first to me it was perfect except two things 1 the story mode was very short. 2. The game was too easy even on hard difficulty felt like the bosses fought the same to me but besides that i this game is perfect

[FINjoke]

How come bosses always release their best tech's when they're low hp? Doesn't that mean that they're tired? Doesn't that mean that their attack would be weak compared to that what it would dealt if boss would be in full hp? Just asking =D

[polygonporygon]

@FINjoke Logically you would expect someone to get weaker when they are weaker, but you can justify stronger attacks when damaged by saying that they became desperate and start fighting harder.

[ZeldaDD]

Man, this guy destroyed my soul. :P

[SithArmyKnife]

5:42 You're just mauling his ass!

[antisadism]

The only thing challenging/CHEAP when fighting Batt is when he is in 2nd form and he teleports, he can fuckin hit you while your on the ground, if they got rid of that, I cudda beaten him a long time ago.

[AlternateAlternative]

Are you kidding me? He didnt do any of that gay ass mist crap to you what the hell??

[notazinman]

You know after 8 needles of steroids all at one his dick must have became tiny

[megamax41]

he IS one tough son of a bitch :D

[EmeraldDynasty]

Batt's voice is annoying IMO. :l

[OniLordMiki]

@EmeraldDynasty It's Sasuke Uchiha's voice. What do you expect?

[DrActionSoluna]

I see a batman cliche!

[Slinker19]

I wouldve equiped the beam katana for the cutscene :D

[jlbjlb97]

WTF does he say masturbate at some point against the 2nd Form?? WTF

[narckiller002]

10:28 EPIC JUMP FAIL 

[sumatsu1]

XD He sas flying for a moment like a bird

[JerryDelPozo]

beating his 3rd form is taking forever!!! i lost the count of how many times i have tried!! and i'm still trying!!! :@

[L4dude5]

Henry still reminds me of Paul McCartney.

[Katana1453]

at first when you were attacking his nose i thought that travis should just jump on his head stab his sword in it and run down the entire body

[reiz20]

why do i feel that Shinobu's head is the one that is real? o_O

[DigitalPandaTech]

I remeber doing the same thing with the lazer beam, Laughed my ass off because I was like "OH SHI-, HES FIREN HIS LAZOR"

[DeathPodJr]

This kid is dumb. He pissed Travis off. And not no minor piss-off either.... He FULLY pissed Travis off. That is NOT a good idea.

[triemie1]

who was his brothers and his father ???

[narckiller002]

@triemie1 sadly not some major boss baddy u beat the living shit out of they were just some nobodies CEO u know the guys tht worked for the pizza thing in the 1st game

[UnownPikachu]

4:45 "You gotta be shitting me!"

[HeroeMGT]

When I saw the heads, I was like...O_O

What The Fuck?! How the hell did Mister Sir Henry Motherfucker die?

[festanosan]

@HeroeMGT

he isn't die...those heads aren't real ..-. after henry helps travis to defeat that fag .-.

[jgbf12]

Henry's got standards for fuck's sake!

[fujinpaia]

man, i really thought he had killed them too. I was like wtf! I had no clue how the ending was gonna turn out. I'm glad they're not dead.

Btw, it was weird as hell how he was in his office with a flying car. I was like wow

[balance2100]

hell ya go ninja on his nose

[zerofighter87]

uhhg the second form was a pain in the ass X_X

[DragonMaster785]

I saw his expression when he saw their heads and I thought, "oh shit. He just banged Sylvia too, and he never got to shinobu."

[NANG194]

woah u owned the 2nd form!!! he is soooo hard i still havnt beaten him hes that hard he keeps on spammin that teleporting move and he ends up killin me like that.

[m1a2r3q4u5i6s7]

the best game ever some time like is more then kills its all about the yoga

[JVC1103]

WTF !

[WolfsPoet]

wow that was crazy...o.o

This kid is so crazy.

Somehow I feel sorry for Travis D:

[WolfsPoet]

@WolfsPoet sorry that he felt for that trick XD

[CENTENOMONTOYA]

7:25 thats an anime reference

Haruhi Does that in an episode

[RAWRCOOKIE100]

LOL BATT GOES SPLAT!

[KrnSilverWolf]

Wait, so the heads were fake?

[McNillan]

oh man i can easily beat his freaking third form if it wasn't for that air gust thing he does,can someone help me?It saps all of my battery then takes all my health.

[Perfectedidiot21]

I wanted Travis to be in his Giant robot to fight pizza batt jr's final form

[david443567]

when travis was slashing at him in his first form he sounds like a girl XD

[PimpinKane]

3:00

DYNAMIC ENTRYYYYYYYYY!

[phantomcreaterXxX]

how to hell did he survive from that 10:34

[zerofighter87]

@phantomcreaterXxX must've been some kind of miracle...that or he's fire proof

[phantomcreaterXxX]

how to hell did he forgot from that 10:34

[Magitek111]

His second form...It's...BATTMAN!!

[delusionalzero17]

I love at about 5:15, you can see Henry just chilling against the wall.

[lolyrudy]

rofl 10:27

[DarthiPanda]

The third form comes straight from the depths of uncanny valley ;_;

[masterx123]

what happened with the guy in 0:16?

[AkutsuJunya]

The guy who Travis destroyed by breaking the door has been taken away

[masterx123]

and then?

[AkutsuJunya]

Then?Who cares about a shitty guy?Suda does not

[talkman45]

lol when he turned into the second form i think he just took steroids XD

[TeaDude1]

If taking steroids makes you turn into an ungodly superhero that can instantly teleport and use soundwave-breaker punches, then I want some of that! XD

[lolyrudy]

omg when i saw those heads QQ T_T

[FinalSavior]

Who is the father & brothers?

[Raikomaru]

@FinalSavior

A bunch of generic nobodies that Travis destroyed in the first game. The bald dudes you have to waste during the Pizza Butt missions.

[FinalSavior]

OHHHHH

[fabiosacchirodrigues]

The moment I saw those heads I said: Travis is pissed. And this final boss is about to get overkilled...

[leonken1]

So...who was his father?

[Ebb1993isimmortal]

"Have you never seen a Kung Fu movie, spy flick, or Western?" Hey, I like those type of movies. Bruce Lee? Chuck Norris? Clint Eastwood? Daniel Craig?

[Ebb1993isimmortal]

@Ebb1993isimmortal Not to forget Jackie Chan and Jet Li!

[lejdcool]

just beat the game and all I can say is that it was too short, beat it on mild in 11 hours. I was disappointed, I really expected jeanne to come out of nowhere and kill him too, I mean how hard is it to bring back jeanne? they brought back destroy man who was cut in half. Plus, no secret ending or final fight with henry? majorly disappointing

[gokuxxx88]

Can anyone beat this guy's second form on bitter? I take about six blocks away from his health then exstasy mode him with the Peony... and get annihilated after that. The most I have gotten him down to is one block before I died.

[JinkMcDyler]

This final boss design sucks...

But its realistic as well... Why does final bosses have to be demonically looking?

5:37 how the hell do you do that?

[gamesmaster18]

holy crap!

its elmur fudd as his last form XDD

[Xeranad]

He turns into the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man at the end...

Who ya gonna call?

...

Sorry bout that. He reminds me of the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man from Ghostbusters at the end of this.

[DarkDevilx95]

Maybe Helter Skelter and Skelter Helter were his brothers. Though I don't know who his father was.

[777Greed777]

I think they were referencing the Pizza Butt CEO's in the first game. It was a mission to kill them...

[Xeranad]

Judging from his second form... I'm honestly gonna guess Destroyman. I know, a bit of a stretch, but I think it makes some sense.

[adrianfer15]

lol at 6:58 "SO LONG GAY BOWSER"

[fleskfan100]

@adrianfer15

In my opinion, he seemed like a gay cross between Batman and a DBZ character.

[adrianfer15]

@fleskfan100 LOL YOU MEAN GARLIC JR?

[LZON56]

who is his 2 brothers and his father?

[adrianfer15]

@LZON56 you killed them in the first game in a side mission

[Haff27]

Who? I dont remember a connection between the side missions and this guy.

[Hellsartist88]

THAT'S the point, they were just random people to Travis, inconsequential. To Batt Jr though they were family, that was the whole point.

[SacridFire]

I was happy to see they were alive. I was going to be so pissed if they were actually dead, especially Shinobu. Yes, I am a Shinobu Fan, she kicks so much ass!

[wiiviewsjunior <]

He;s such an asshole this boss -_-