AL SMITH DINNER: OBAMA JOKES - WHO IS BARACK OBAMA?

[corey7moen]

he looks stoned!

[anunnaki2006]

She's KILLED multiple people!

[GTCism]

Who is this guy, no birth certificate, claims to be a msulim that loves Jesus? He creeps me out this obama guy.

[AnnAAngel1564]

He pulls it off well ;]

[cosmicplanet]

Obama is Osama they are the same person ,osama is real and obama is a fake clone who act exactly like a human but he isn't human.

[RockawayRiotSquad]

@cosmicplanet complete fail.

[ImprettysureImright]

I love how everyone is saying how funny Obama is when I can guarantee he wrote none of these jokes. Screw the Dems, screw the Reps. Independent all the way! Ron Paul 2012! Picking a Dem. over a Rep. or visa versa is like like picking Pepsi over Coke. It's the same damn shit, people. Wake up already.

[tonic2gin]

Whether you agree with his politics or not, you have to admit this man is a class act.

[valentyn0]

@tonic2gin yea, when he reads them from a piece of paper, cant even talk STRAIGHT for once, a mere puppet for the elites.

[idoletc]

The best President this country has ever had...President Obama !

[NecrotiKmax]

im friends with this guy on facebook :)

[jeffgatesnc]

obama is like a used car salesman....not a statesman, not a hero, not a carnal black god on earth, enjoy the bible jokes......enjoy hell with satan's bitch and the NWO that follows.

[BuckOffama]

@jeffgatesnc Dead on target. That's all he is - a high-priced salesmen for the likes of Honeywell and GE - he is their bitch.

[Thedreamshaperabc]

@jeffgatesnc

Yeah your not a nut job at all :D

[RockawayRiotSquad]

@jeffgatesnc you can apply ur stupid Glenn Beck, ALex Jones conspiracy theory to every president.

[DiabloMercy]

mccain: damn fucker.....very funny..

[ionutreturns]

all fine and dandy but what about his horse face?



[csuk73]

this guy is a genius. Absolutely briliant, please come and be our Prime Minister.

[tydizzler]

mccain is sad =(

[salemboicot]

im australian, wish he was our prime minister. He is funny as.

[baublez]

Barack is too funny, he's the best president there is was and will be

[bry10101]

@baublez no dude obama sucks

[baublez]

@bry10101 First off, i'm not a dude, 2nd He is the best, and if you don't think so y watch his videos??? Plz hate somewhere else

[twytch1023]

@pathadar and @metal220 i couldn't agree more with your statement

[metal220]

hes a terriost dont u remember reading about him with the mob?

[Pathadar]

Obama is such a fucking fake and this world as we know it is going to end with or without the fucking teleprompter reader.

[metal220]

obama not even makin the choices...someone higher up with the mob is making them

[Gentrone]

"But from everything senator McCain's told me..." Hahahahaha I laughed my ass out.

[lordgrotrot]

obama is hilarious. he is also very self effacing. great geezer

[gmakepiece]

lordgrotoot. Yes, and he travels the world effacing on all our behalfs to those who wish to destroy us. How hilarious. zombietime com thepeoplescube com PJTV com drsanity blogspot com michellemalkin com lookingattheleft com evansayet com dissectleft blogspot com steynonline com Mark Steyn Dr Zero P.J O'Rourke

[bserusha]

Who cares if they wish to destroy us? It's not like they are gonna or they could.

[gmakepiece]

bsethrusha. Good dhimmie...Everything will be just fine then....

[bserusha]

Yeah it will.....

[jasjat]

thats funny dam

[bserusha]

Obama usually never needs anything to read off of. And he always makes some sick ass speeches, but he never reads off of cards or anything. But this one he did which means all he did was hire a funny dude who wrote those jokes out, and he read them off of a card. Not as impressive.

[jjay3200]

mccain is sitting up there it looks like he is dead

[jjay3200]

go obama your the man

[langston115]

lol lol

[TIPSYOWLPRODUCTIONS]

fuck obama he doesnt take any shit seriously fuck obama fuck obama

[WJDC]

the guliani jokes were fuckin hilarious. HELL YEAH OBAMA!

[langston115]

lol

[lillithangelofparis]

What a handsome stage man. When will he come to Paris for a one man show, so I book the whole first raw ?

Humour suits him well, I wish we had the same in France... :-(

[cardoricky1]

y does he disgust u? be specific

[frankywright]

Obama is the greatest. All you that can not accept that he is '' THE MAN'', shame on you all. The man is funny and GREAT.

Best jokes I have ever heard.

[attalahotboy]

I just can't believe he is making jokes, and insulting people, he is a media president, he doesn't give a rat's ass about anybody but himself and his terrorrists buddies!

[Gayathri87]

well..i am sorry that we dems have a sense of humor. we do hope to one day become el stiffos like you.

we also plan on learning how to be smart like you good folks. the man has an arabic name so he MUST be a terrorist.

of crouse Bush cared abt you guys. that is why he spent 12 billion dollars of YOUR money to kill American soldiers and civillians in Iraq, while poverty in America rose stedily and more people became homeless.

but nah...black president, thats the real problem.

[dwolf85]

this was a roast u dick face john mc cain went first.

[AndrewDeLong]

God you're stupid. It was a roast, people go to these thing knowing full well that they'll have to take a shot or two. At least the dems can laugh. I just watched a vid on Y.T of Stephen Colbert @ the W.C. Dinner last year. The guy was making some brilliant jokes, and the room being full of Repubs as it was, just sat there in stone cold silence. BTW, what terrorist buddies do you speak of? Imbecile.

[queenssupreme1]

lol

[ExtraTerrestrials]

instead of thinking about some serious problems that need to be fixed in the country

he spent all the week preparing his stupid jokes for this dinner...

PATHETIC

[ExtraTerrestrials]

i didn't vote for any of these retards . and i'm working full time at FEdex company. what else do you want to hear smartass?

[LumpyHippo]

somebody prolly wrote the jokes for him thats how these things usually go.

[TechnoDjSplit]

everybody had to laugh of obama's bad jokes cause hes the president xD

[butterHibs123]

wow, what a legend, i bow down to you sir and i am brittish!

[Albyiscool]

mccain's was pretty hilarious

[agenteayana]

Smart and funny! What a great combination for a great president!

[Sharonchurch]

Barack is so funny. It feels good to know that he's our President

[attalahotboy]

it makes me sick to my stomach that he's the president.

[AndrewDeLong]

Why is that? Got issues? Oh well, go cry to someone who cares. Okay?  Okay.

[Lennon4life1968]

Attalahotboy...you do realize you have the opportunity to give more then just a headline right?

Why not actually give a reason?

[queenssupreme1]

should have voted mccain like the other thousands of people, lol

[PetePeterkin]

This guy has the timing of the greats. (Johnny Carson, Bob Hope etc)

Note to rappers and foul mouthed black comics; See how funny you can be WITHOUT the N word?

Pete (Obama Impersonator)

[DrWebflaxFLOO]

Hilarious.

[karinzi]

THATS IS ALL!! Obama!

[MissLafontaine]

"it's possible that i'm a little too awesome" haha u got that right obama :p

[XianSlader]

Rahm Emanuel is the real joke teller.He speaks of the Clinton Days: Back then, stimulus and package had a whole different meaning. Ive spent more alone time with Bill than Hillary. On Fred Thompson: He had an interesting take on No Child Left Behind. He married one.

And NOBODY wrote these briliant jokes FOR him to read.

Bama cracks me up with McCain discovered I hung out with a pretty ugly crowd, serious deadbeats, lowlifes, unrepentant, NO-GOOD PUNKS. My fellow Senators!

[XianSlader]

Old geezer is Sen. Byrd of N. Carolina...he's 113! Also oldest Grand Dragon Chinese gang member ever...jes keeding 'bout Chinese part and the gang. Maybe Byrd is the KKK of A that O's Rev Wright mentioned.

[RUHI4]

I love the old geezer sitting behind Obama as he speaks..typical old timers of this government that needs to be out of Washington!! Haha

US Marine for Obama/Biden!!

Sgt. E 8yr USMC veteran('98-'06)

[kosboybg]

He says he has not been born where??

[Jean0688]

in a manger

[LaLawette]

Could someone explain the joke about Chuck Schumer moving the event to the stadium?

[mskrashe01]

The democratic national convention was at a football stadium. Obama was the first candidate to hold a national convention in a venue that big.

[o4p08ywc]

Barack, is pretty classy.

[laniwilliamson]

That was funny!

[voyeurdug]

A great wit, with great grace.