Dear Mrs. Zelnick (From Jack Thompson)

[FreeportHometown]

9/11 was awesome lolololololol

[WhoEatsZombieBrains]

I love your videos I think you are the fucking stupidest dumb fuck ever... you made a fake girlfriend! Wow, I'm going to give you shit for as long as I can. Kimi isn't really and she's Korean... God you are the laziest prevert ever. I guess porn wasn't enough for you; a fake relationship with yourself was better. Damn go fuck yourself, you've been doin it for 9 months now. And no I haven't even seen any of your videos RWJ brought me here you fag.

[subgeta07]

Jack Thompson has 4 seperate Youtube accounts.

[badassgtapolice]

@subgeta07 He made two more and disliked them again, unlease he had help. 

[badassgtapolice]

Haha, this just makes Jack look more like a pathetic little shit.

[faker11111]

What? Rewrite? I thought he was just reading the actual letter.

[wardude96]

f u jack

[halloweenfan92]

jack thompson is working for take two he helps premote the game doesnt he?

[Here4UrBrainz]

OOH he said sex and prostitute

[bloodystephen920]

i enjoy GTA4/

[bloodystephen920]

i enjoy GTA4/

[teentekken]

Jack Thompson's a piece of s**t!

[rchirrick]

it is an awesome game

[macobob]

lol

[RodentsPlayWoW]

lol

[LeonSKennedy828]

So true XD

[douglasmerrell]

LOL TRAIN

[metal4life160]

he makes christians look bad. =/

[TheUnholyAntichrist]

christians are bad

[OnlineEnabled]

I give my appluase to the guy that made this video!! So funny. Jack Thompson is a Dip Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kcufproduction]

he send this video to the president of take twos mother

[Tot4ln00b]

Run of people with your car just for the heck of it. <-- Best part of the game :D

[RainingMetal]

Perhaps you could make a sequel regarding Jack Thompson's disbarment.

[burningxnecro]

I wholeheartedly second that suggestion

[antvick]

Someone should beat Jack with a guitar and blame it on Guitar hero.

[irmesia]

@antvick Lol or kill him with a baseball bat and blame Grand Theft Auto.

[blackmesaboy]

roflmao! I can see Jack Thompson saying those things.

[publicdrunkeness]

you should REALLY put all of this on one disk and sell it. i am not sure how much i would pay, but i would love to bring this around and show folks without internet.

fucking great!

[AlfredRKahn4kids]

"your son needs to get hit bt a train, the bible says so" rofl,LMFAO!

[AlfredRKahn4kids]

lol

[aintisaword]

I really don't see a difference between this guy and the real Jack Thompson. lol

[RC3]

"9/11 was awesome." That's the kind of crazy talk I'd expect from Jack Thompson.

[Jeffrey9194]

''the bible says so'' xD

[smilesfree]

"i have yet to trace the exact corolation between money and owning things but rest assured, i will"

"developmentally disabled retarded dingo baby"

"the bible says so"

"doo doo pants"!

awesome vid!

[Necros95]

Win.

[mskerripa]

ahhha!

awesome

[clarkandblakemovies]

Go GTA

[Xagzan]

Gotta feel pretty bad for his wife and kids...

[NinjaMonkey2020]

i couldnt find your other jack thompson parody i could only find it on other guys channel. awesome anyways 4/5

[petercoffin]

The other one, I don't even have a copy of that I am aware of.

[NinjaMonkey2020]

well that kinda sucks XD well anyways you could always get it off malaris its on his channel, that was the reason i was gonna subscribe lmao

[petercoffin]

I may... I think the original wmv I can still get from vimeo. I don't know though.

[NinjaMonkey2020]

ah good luck anyways and keep up the awesome work.

[Deathhawken]

9/11 was awesome!

Sincerly, Jack thompson

[petercoffin]

I love making him look even worse.

[dtpheif]

@petercoffin its not hard

[4tehhorde]

I hate jacko and all, but at least he's really bad at what he does. If he were to step down, another anti-fun activist would probably take his place. So even though it sucks that he's the big critic of gaming, it's better to have him as opposed to a competent activist, right?

[petercoffin]

I suppose!

[4tehhorde]

Peter is a hero. Somebody make him a Wikipedia article NOW!

[petercoffin]

Free Smilentology t-shirt to the person that does it!

[cornbob]

on it

[cornbob]

just made your wiki!

search your name, and click on "comedian"

[4tehhorde]

That ain't much of an article....

[petercoffin]

Thanks man, I appreciate it!

[petercoffin]

If by some miracle, he manages to make ANOTHER big headline, I probably will. I try not to do more than one making fun of him a year, though.

[petercoffin]

Thanks dude.

[swordhunter12]

What's really f*cked up is that Jack Thompson said that he sent this email to mrs Zelnick's lawyer but it's very clearly directed to her.

[petercoffin]

He sent it through his attorney, as well, because he is barred from making direct contact with Take Two employees and their families from what I understand.

[BhaalLordofMurder]

Jack Thompson is a retarded idiot

[horrorfinatic]

I don't know why, but whenever someone calls somebody i dont like a retard i cant stop laughing XD

[elmalhermano]

Im sure jack thompson´s mother is very proud if his son lawyer who hasnt won a case on the last decade and is a joke every place his name is pronounced

[petercoffin]

I would be.

[Arkkienkeli]

I could have laughed out loud..

I rofl'd.

lol.

...

Good video, Peter Coffin.

5 stars \m/

[petercoffin]

Thank you very much!

[elmalhermano]

poop on his pants? 9/11 awesome? come on man!, like if we need to make up shit to make him look stupid, with just with what he does itself no reality is just enough to make him look stupid, and that is saying too much :P

[petercoffin]

I just like to make this man say obscene things because he thinks he's all righteous and good.

[VampireGenome]

ROFL OMG "I have yet to trace the correlation between money and owning things, but rest assured... I will." XD

I love you Peter Coffin! Though you may be a developmentally retarded dingo baby! XD

[petercoffin]

Thanks dude!

[sacre9244]

I just bought myself a copy of the new Grand Theft Auto thingie all because of Mr. Thompson. Planning on going poo poo in my pants soon. Great vid again Peter.

[petercoffin]

Thanks man! Did you vote for my video on the MTV Awards?

[BostonBWW93]

I have read these reviews and do not agree with them, therefore they are terribly written. haha, great vid peter.

b-whee

[petercoffin]

Thanks dude! Did you vote to get me nominated for the MTV Movie Awards?

[sashc777]

LOL great vid

[1crazy1austrian1]

lololololoolo hahahah gr8 vid

[moret4u]

It was boring

[petercoffin]

Needs more poo poo jokes?

[YukaTakeuchiFan]

The sad thing is that if you strip out the self-depreciating stuff spoken in this video, this really isn't THAT different from the tone and content of everything Thompson says.

[petercoffin]

It's actually a rewrite of his actual letter, so parts of it are what he actually said. Thanks man!

[Oisthebush13]

He's a fucking retard. If he wants to do something, he doesn't send a note to a person's mother who had nothing to do with the actual making of the game. He really doesn't have shit to do these days.

Good video.

[petercoffin]

Thanks man. That guy does nothing to do but make himself into a target for people like me to shit at.

[Giraffepotamus]

murder simulator

since as evidence from my doo doo pants haha

[petercoffin]

He seriously calls it a murder simulator. As if killing someone is ANYTHING like pressing a button.

[petercoffin]

Nah, nah. It's COOL!

[oldarney]

i dont think you can take in hookers in this gta. its been mentioned to be more realistic. you do have girlfriends however.

[petercoffin]

Like me having a girlfriend is realistic.

[fuckyourpolice187]

check this video... very funny^^

Jack Thompsons experiment

watch?v=DYob88ehy0E

[DocRusty]

good work, sir!

[petercoffin]

Thank you!

[petercoffin]

I'm stoked this one is going to be in a bigger version of Liberty City based on NYC.

[NoorAlShihaby]

Funny stuff! Your videos always make me laugh!

[petercoffin]

Thanks dude!

[AndrewBean90]

cool

[petercoffin]

Cool... beans?

[AndrewBean90]

I am known as Waso on your myspace and my aunt calls me bean so I am Andrew (alias) Bean (nickname) 90 (year I was born)

[petercoffin]

Hahaha, thanks!

[petercoffin]

Going to be killer man.

[WizardofWitNJ]

Very funny. Great job!

[righthandgenius]

hahaha brilliant!

I've played the gta series since i could remember and never once have i killed a cop.

[petercoffin]

I kill EVERYONE in it! I'm a MONSTER!

:)

[righthandgenius]

You PSYCHOPATH!

[petercoffin]

I need THEREAPY!

[righthandgenius]

Go see DR. PHIL!

[petercoffin]

He can tell me I need to set REALISTIC GOALS or I will get NOWHERE!

[righthandgenius]

fuck REALISM and HIGH HOPES!

[RapidFury90]

Nice one, I can't wait until they eventually release GTA4 for the pc.

[fullicat]

lol brilliant, you will be as popular as Smosh soon enough!

[petercoffin]

Thanks a lot man! One way you could help a LOT is helping me get nominated for an MTV award. Hit up my website for an explaination on that.

Have a great day!

[fullicat]

I surely will

[nymafia93]

this was fucking awsome lol great job

[selsuru]

This reminds me of the game I made about shooting that fucker.

[Juhsayngul]

I give this video a 10/10.

Get it? Lololololololol.

No, it's a good video. Yes. Jack Thompson can suck my balls.

[petercoffin]

Thanks dude. Anyone who has such a blatant disregard for free speech can suck my balls, so Jack Thompson can suck my balls too.

[dem0nter]

A rhyme for that smart guy on the vid who hates GTA, for he could not enjoy it in his deadly boring childhood:

If you hate the Gee-Tea-A,

You really have to be gay.

[petercoffin]

But a lot of gay people like GTA, too!

It's just a damn good game.

[dem0nter]

Hmm... I guess it'll be harder then to get a rhyme that would be more apropriate. I'm bad at poetry =/

Maybe it'll be better like that:

You hate the Gee-Tea-A

And you have nothing to say

With kind apologies to homosexuals.

[toby211]

man this dude gettin rid of gta is like tryin to get michael to admit hes a child molester IMPOSIBLE!!!

sombody tell this dude to get a life

good vid man

[petercoffin]

Thanks Toby!

[deaviet777]

another great video peter

[petercoffin]

Thanks man - yeah, GTA rules.

[deaviet777]

gta is awsome