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You sir are an inspiration.
mkdri1 3 months ago
this is awesome :D reminds me a lot of Hunter S. Thompson's gonzo writings
spazzyQ 6 months ago 2
This....is....fuckin EPIC!!!
I pray to god this is true.
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If this is true, then that's awesome.
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cathrynlongoria744 7 months ago
I really, really want this to be a true story.
user350511377 7 months ago 3
You sound like Anton Yelchin.
Just a thought.
blueboyblue 7 months ago
fucking hilarious. i sincerely hope that it was true for you
pfranks44 7 months ago
zzzzzz
wkxp0ny 7 months ago
too long
BTQ11 7 months ago
Not what I was expecting, but most awesome!
TheSteveDallas 7 months ago
You are quite the wordsmith.
acgorrell 7 months ago
It didn't work for me, I want my money back.
tuinkabouterseks 7 months ago
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...rat porn at 15:04, if you're into that kind of thing. And I know a lot of you are, you sick fucks.
ReverendRedMage 7 months ago
excellent! just perfect!
smokin8inch 7 months ago
TLDL
llieske 7 months ago
@llieske TLDL; Dude Gets Laid for Zero Dollars and Zero Cents
unclesam115 7 months ago
12:29
MTG!
and rats having sex.
L33tHackzor 7 months ago
WHAT AN EPIC STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GodiFinances 7 months ago
Give credit where Credit is Due... This is from Tucker Max.
honkmysonk 7 months ago 5
@honkmysonk tucker max sucks
sweatpants1212 7 months ago
Dude. Respect. Well written.
LiveMore1992 7 months ago
Great story dude.
pudgeass 7 months ago
@kereberus He's a fiction writer, remember? I think the surrealism of the rat king at this point is more than justified and actually appropriate
Mchrebin 7 months ago
TL;DW
almcken 7 months ago
i .... what?
shetosa 7 months ago
brool cory stro
dragonmoony 7 months ago
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KissesLoveKawaii 7 months ago
Wait... What the fuck?!
Okay great story, but but leaves me with a great WTF impression.
dhfhdfhd 7 months ago
A well told tale.
cenelind 7 months ago
Your use of pictures to tell the story is quite remarkable. Very well done.
NotAnUndercoverCop 7 months ago
Batman for scientist? Loved it.
JGMurray88 7 months ago 2
True story, or a great work of fiction?
johndoe7033 7 months ago
@johndoe7033 He's a fiction writer. Or is he?
JoseExplosion 7 months ago
Sex is overrated. Seriously, the shit people do to get laid is pathetic.
SirAlfredSourcock 7 months ago 4
@SirAlfredSourcock Oh I agree completely, if humanity spent all the time it spends trying to get laid into something productive like bettering ourselves, or space travel, we'd be so fucking advanced and developed, that all the problems in the world would be practically gone
Reagusmage 7 months ago
i recognize the voice from another channel...
dabeshu 7 months ago
@dabeshu sounds like ren from ren & stimpy or fry from futurama (Billy West)
yourepwned 7 months ago
"thriving like philosophical greeks" Best line of the entire thing.
frezzingaces 7 months ago
God I hope that was real...but it probably wasn't
Inimoulleb 7 months ago
This damn video is freezing right in the middle of the story. Not cool, Youtube.
dussin23 7 months ago
true story?
aannkk 7 months ago
Slow clap.
SkyForSense 7 months ago
turn the sound off and try to make out the story, it's wayy better.
BaowowNguyen 7 months ago 9
Incredibly good story.
OctopusCabbage 7 months ago 30
Thank you for the laughs and entertainment! I wish you the best! I hope you find lots of success with your amazing talent.
kvguitar 7 months ago
dude that was good, get this published!!
fuckthepoliceagain 7 months ago
That was fucking amazing. You deserve my subscription to your channel more than any other channel I've subscribed to.
pantheist46n2 7 months ago
This was amazing.
"the smell of human money and human honey filling my brain like a cloud of poison gas filling a room full of vermin. "
LiquidGawd 7 months ago
Oh dear God! You get points just for the energy of it! Master narrator. I bow before you.
sethbrown1763 7 months ago