Nostalgia Critic AVGN Rant 3

[ZOM813DUD3]

96% of this video was ether curses or insults...

[evanbolton100]

I crapped myself laughing!!!!

[TGamer43]

in the wise words of Patrick Star "Thats alot of F**king bad words!"

[Wilddoggz]

umadbro?

[19Vexthehedgehog91]

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddddd

[Seviperify]

''I love the powerglove,...it's so bad''

[TheJcage1]

I thought it was "Great Minds Think Alike"

[lambertjanell275]

THAT WAS REALLYY MEAN

[mattcat234]

Man this guy still sucks... Terrible humor, over acting poor content....

Go work at Wendy's critic....

[thiefrules]

@mattcat234 And you watch it because....

[mattcat234]

@thiefrules I heard people talk about him and seen him referenced before so I decided to look into his videos. Upon doing so I find a sad and terrible excuse for entertainment. To all the fans who like the Nostalgia Critic, great! I'm happy you find yourselves entertained. All his fans has the freedom to like him, just as I have the freedom to find him terrible.

[thiefrules]

@mattcat234 Alright, cool.

[SamFisher289]

i couldnt follow after he got to the word  butt fucking

[wolfgurl990]

@Ejay1001

What are u talking about?? He is very funny. it clearly says that these are not to be taken seriously. I see that you are one of 130 dislikers. So shut up ya hater!

[ErikaCn100]

OMFG you are a complete idiot. He did not try to copy you. It is just a cuinsidance that he was making a review of the same movie faggot. There is no way the other guy can do all that work in 24 hours LOL retard.

[Utubeman67]

@ErikaCn100 Incase you didn't know you, This was made 3 Years ago, and this whole thing was a joke. AVGN and Nostalgia Critic are great friends in Real Life. Even the description says it's not meant to be taken seriously And don't call someone a retard when you can't spell, you brainless buffoon.

[mrmateohead1]

0:55-1:38 Longest rant EVER! LOL 

[MyBeatleBoy60]

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! 57-1:38

[MyBeatleBoy60]

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! 57-1:38

[SkittleE275]

How dare you call AVGN a big nose!

[SkittleE275]

the real queshton is! who cusses more?

[natedog769]

I love that comment on the irate gamer hahahahahahahaha

[srslyimnotaspy101]

Well, he said there would be words...and more words...

[TFSONICFAN100]

i hope people would hate me for this but... IM A FAN OF NOSTALGIA CRITIC, ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD AND IRATE GAMER ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!

[Rhewin]

Aww, why the hate on Irate Gamer XD?

[SuperLumipallo]

I think my stomach fat just turned to muscles xDD

[zerkom348]

it NOT real, you stupid trolls

[LongLiveLink3]

Literally the longest/best name-calling rant I've ever seen LOL

[SeichiroKun]

I really don't know how a video filled with vulgar insults can stay on YT with ease, yet a video where you can see a nipple for a second is banned faster than you can look.

[fuking98]

@DanyelTheKid Thanks

[sip309]

You dirty, stuck up, setistic, shit eating, cock sucking, butt fucking, penis smelling, crouch grabbing, ball liking, semon drinking, dog raping, nazi loving,child touching, cow humping, perverted, spinless, hartless, mindless, dickless, testacle choking, urine gargaling, jerking, hourse face, sheep fondling, shit hardling, toiliet kissing, self centered, feces puking, dildo shopping, snot spitting, crap gathering, big nose, monkey slapping, basted screwing, beach shitting, fart knocking,-

[sip309]

@sip309 blouce(?) tasting, bear blowing, head swolling, bitch snaching, heage hopping, donkey coresting, mucus pissing, anal pluging, ball craping, uncircumcised, sewer sipping, whore mockering, piss swiming, midget munching, douce bag, home finding, carnivorous, male hoarding, (something that starts with a p)  ASSHOLE!!!!!

[fuking98]

Well,I know this is a non-existant rivalry,but,does the commentary about Irate Gamer was an insult,a little joke,a mockery or just a comment???Well,somebody answer me please

[NostalgiaAVGNfan]

@pokefan2552 You subscribed to this channel just to tell me you were unsubscribing?

[MinerZEpic]

@NostalgiaAVGNfan Erhm, is this video real?

[ConSmith1807]

@carlosmonte500 ....you do realize this isn't the nostalgia critic posting the video on this channel, right?

Also, Doug (Critic) and James (AVGN) are actually good friends doing this for some cross-promotional fun. No need to freak out about it...

[carlosmonte500]

@ConSmith1807 they're good friends ?!?

i din't know that, well guess i can remove the comment.

sorry for the trouble i cause.

[ConSmith1807]

@carlosmonte500 No trouble to me at all. Just be sure to read the description before bringing up issues. It does say the uploader isn't the Nostalgia Critic as well as "This is not meant to be taken seriously"

[TrueSomename]

@NostalgiaAVGNfan lol

[crash22spyro]

@pokefan2552

and you are a fucking troll, your purpose suck, your commenting sucks, and you suck, fuck you asshole

[Luxai]

@pokefan2552 It's satirical... Geeez. Did'ya know AVGN had to clarify that several times over?

[MKSSMKSS]

@pokefan2552 Ur weird dude

[jeremiah4313]

Dude you suck ya poopy head

[MrBug96]

Is there a video of just the insults in this video?

[ShupaNaraic]

@Ejay1001

Errr, you DO realise this is a joke?

[bh5496]

@Ejay1001 you silly silly little man, for an AVGN fan you sure are painfully ignorant that this is a joke and their rivalry is totally nonexistant.

[Ejay1001]

@bh5496 He creates a wide range of content which are all plagued with forced memes, insane amounts of misinformation and self-contradicting opinions, and near constant ear rape produced by his own mouth. Not only does he suffer from chronic unfunniness and a serious case of USI, but he's also a complete fucking idiot who doesn't even try to make sure his facts are accurate and is willing to damage his own vocal cords in the name of being as loud and obnoxious as possible.

[LckeStudios]

"I will not be intimidated"

I sure fucking hope not. This was pure irony.

[BattleKid619]

THAT IS UNREAL like give him credit he said 57 curses without laughing or grinning

[Ikizami]

I couldn't think of words to tell this person I'm angry at. So I sent him 0:53-1:39

[jacobwii]

That's great how he brings in irategamer because he did copy him but he doesnt do it anymore

[redacez5]

Lame

[RadiiHD]

you pice of shit ur not funny

[ChuckNChan]

this it what i said when i play duke nukem forever

[bosshog7169]

Hey its not cool to make fun of retarded people. The Irate Gamer actually has downs syndrome, you cant make fun of him, its not cool. Don't make fun of retarded people.

[AaronardoAaronToon]

123 people are "dirty, stuck up, setistic, shit eating cock sucking butt fucking penis smelling crouch grabbing ball licking semon drinking dog raping child touching cow hopping brainless heartless mindless dickless testical joking yerd gaudler horse face shit hardling toiliet kissing self centered crap gathering piss swmming ASSHOLES!"

[scaryguy004]

@AaronardoAaronToon you forget Nazi lover

[sdfghjkl7080]

@AaronardoAaronToon you forgot a shitload of stuff

[TheRickrollmasta]

@AaronardoAaronToon no 130 :D

[AaronardoAaronToon]

@TheRickrollmasta Well, now there are :P.

[MatwvL]

You all know they are good friends in real life and this is all just publicity for each other? Yeah... stop watching YouTube at work. Your stress is carrying over..

[SUKDAMELON]

Why do some people not understand that this is a joke? if you were really fans of avgn then you would know that they are great friends and that all of the rants between them were jokes! jesus calm your tits down!

[mrbomblego]

Not to be mean or anything but i think I'll stick with AVGN from now on

[NarutoXNani]

Best insult on the planet.

[Stonecold8911]

I'm a huge fan of both of them, but I think AVGN is a bit better

[foxyo123]

Your mom is a 0:53

Don't take this seriuosly. Just a joke.

[superluigibunny10]

This guy is IG's Dad.

[DSboy64]

would all you people shut up about my comment already!?? i mean, i get it. nc is god. i admit it. k. shut up everyone!

[TheRockMan56]

You fucking suck. The AVGN rules over any other reviewer. Just give up.

[thelostguy44]

oh my god that was fuckin EPIC

[CrushingC10996WM]

if i missed up anything dont tell me, i'm not doing that again

[CrushingC10996WM]

I'm some what offending being an AVGN fan, but i'm also laughing histarically

[CrushingC10996WM]

bluche tasting, bear blowing, head swallowing, bitch snatching, head jobbing, doggie caressing, mucus spewing, anal plugging, hoe grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer sipping, whore mongering, piss swimming, midget munching, douchebag, hoe biting, carnivorous, male order, brock up, dirty ASSHOLE!!!!!

[CrushingC10996WM]

You dirty, stuck-up, sadistic, shit eating, cock sucking, butt fucking, penis smelling, crotch grabbing, ball licking, semen drinking, dog raping, Nazi loving child touching, cow humping, perverted, spineless, heartless mindless, dickless, testicle choking, urine gargling, jerk offing, horse face, sheep fondling, toilet kissing, self centered, feces puking, dildo shuffling, snot spiting, crab gathering, big nose, monkey slapping, bastard screwing, bean sheading, fart knocking, sap busting.......

[bradhanthorn]

WHO CARES avgn is better

[carddealer758V2]

Uncircumsized is a insult?

[69horace69]

Uncirconcise? Did he just insult me?

[chunkyloverv2]

how do u comeback to that

well ur mean ya hahahahaha(sigh) im so alone

lol

nc and avgn ftw

[SuperMvC3]

i wonder how many takes that took

[theretrogamerno1]

I luv this guy

[olias88]

lol piss swimming

[SWARVB]

In response to to crisdizz 159 guy I hated that movie to NC should watch it

[WilsonsWardrobe]

I actually like The Irate Gamer. Haters can piss off.

And speaking of which, why do the people who hate him keep watching his videos? Do they do it just to dislike them, or do they do it just to make nasty comments on his videos? Well, you know what, haters? Because you keep watching his videos you're just giving them more views, and is that what you DON'T want?

[KrAtHMoNkEy]

@WilsonsWardrobe Fuck up Fag.

[theCguy64]

@WilsonsWardrobe

Exactly. I am a fan of the Irate Gamer also.

[Chriisdizz157]

From 0:55 - 1:38 is my reaction to the movie The Last Airbender >:D

[agonyfire]

NC chill bro, you're going to get a stroke. BTW this shit is hilarious, I'll check more of your videos, if i like 'em, i'll subscribe.

[TheLMan101]

, faeces spuking, dildo shoving, snot spitting, crap gathering, big nosed, monkey slapping, bastard screwing, bean shedding, fart-knocking, sack busting, splooge tasting, bear blowing, head swallowing, bitch snatching, hand jobbing, donkey caressing, mucus spewing, anal plunging, hole grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer sipping, whore mongering, piss swimming, midget munching, douchebag, hole biting, carnivorous, male odour, prostituting ASSHOLE!!" - Nostalgia Critic

Done.

[TheLMan101]

"You dirty, stuck-up, sadistic, shit eating, cock sucking, butt-fucking, penis smelling, crouch grabbing, ball licking, semen drinking, dog raping, Nazi loving, child touching, cow humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dick-less, testicle chocking, urine gargling, jerk-offing, horse faced, sheep fondling, toilet kissing, self-centred...

[Zachattack2490]

Darksydephil rules!

[Keeltsies1000]

My favorite part: 0:57 - 1:37

[Keeltsies1000]

@Keeltsies1000 Thanks for the new login sound!

[awayofgreen12]

@Camnukem it says in the discription this wasn't ment to be taken seriosly.

[Uberdoctorwhofan1]

Fuck you the avgn will allways be better than you!! You are an angry videogame nerd wana be!

[awayofgreen12]

@Uberdoctorwhofan1 not as much as Irate gamer though

[bewd6797]

0:57-1:39 funniest swearing slurs of all time

[petercharleskrug]

0:54 Wow, this is amazing! Those are the EXACT same words I'd use to describe our last president, George W. Bush.

[mariohotfang]

Can someone tell me what the NC said to the AVGN?

[NuggetPumpkin]

@mariohotfang monkey chease

[guitarhero01234]

Lol, did I hear you say uncircumcised?

[PhireZix]

wow, irate gamer insult, that IS an insult

[Mattyboy320]

Holy shit.... I think my mind just got blown. That was the best swearing/insulting rant I have ever heard.

[robertsfunny1995]

I was wondering where that long@ss rant originally came from.

[sephiroth7655]

0:55 Someone send that to I rate for me...

[TheSciFiFreekShow]

0:56 to 1:37 is hilarious, I laugh hard everytime.

[DJman601]

0:53-1:39 0.0 ....wow!

[1mymm]

thumbs down if nc is not what he just sid in the video

[Pagansniper]

That was the most epic name calling ever.

[MechaDestoroyah8]

0:55 - 1:38 

[Fiskarsmurfen]

Someone should songify his swear rant *hint hint*

[ElTresDeMayo1808]

who the fuck hives a fuck about doug and james. man they sound like sitcom characters.

i only know avgn and nc and that's all i want. I don't want to know on which college avgn is, what the nc did before review, i want simply my 10-20min. videos each week....

and these guys are damn good in it.

as for me, I discovered NC first and Im not so into games. so NC 51:50 AVGN

[inphasesith]

I counted 61 insults lol

[JinksWithJ]

alll people that like nostalgia criic suck but . but i don't want to say but go nerd go nerd nerd rock NC suck.

[th3vampan3z3l0rd]

@JinksWithJ you realise the hatred between the AVGN and NC is fake, right? It's for comedy only. They actually get along fine. Plus it's impossible to absolutely say a form of entertainment sucks, as the "goodness" of a form of entertainment is relative to the person watching it, so think of that next time you want to say a form of entertainment sucks.

[JinksWithJ]

@th3vampan3z3l0rd yeah i no its fake just kidding 

[MrThorfan64]

0:53-1:38 He can really rant. Just like the AVGN.

[joeycrick1]

Ha, Irate Gamer ref. And what a REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY long insult.

[optimusprime105]

"Vegeta is mad at Goku" Love that video, but love this more

[tim0859]

i cracked up at "basturd screwing" XD

[ghostbuster56]

LMAO at the Irategamer insult lol

[Milas19962002]

LMAO



[DSboy64]

you know, avgn has loved movies and movie-making all his life. he does a movie every so often. he also posts a few of HIS custom films. so FUCK OFF NC!!!

[NostalgiaAVGNfan]

@DSboy64 His name is James Rolfe!!! Wait, didn't you just type this on the first video. Yes...yes you did. Meaning you've watched the series and actually think the whole thing is real. OMG, I'd say this would have been an embarrassment for you, but then it's you tube and nothing is funnier on you tube than watching someone humiliate himself through the lack of understanding of something as basic as satire.

[RaidenIsTheLightning]

@NostalgiaAVGNfan "high five" its nice yes

[burritodude1]

@DSboy64 Dude calm down it's just a fucking joke. my god AVGN fans so protective.Can't even make fun of james on the internet without one of you retards freaking out and tell that person to piss off

[Owdene]

@burritodude1 Please don't lump the entire AVGN fan community into one big generalised embodiment that manifests itself online via a single youtube user. I just wanted to point out that DSboy64 doesn't speak for, or represent all of, "us retards", as you say. Thanks, appreciate that.

[burritodude1]

@Owdene I don't hate the nerd or any of his work, I just hate his fanbase

[videogamerules645]

@DSboy64 its meant to be satirical

[rhysvanhouten746]

@DSboy64 AVGN doesn't make movies. James does. NC and AVGN ARE CHARACTERS! Doug's voice is actually a lot deeper than Nostalgia Critic

[AlchemyAngelizBack]

@DSboy64 It's all a joke, NC and AVGN are friends....maybe instead of spewing crap you should pay attention to JOKES AND SATIRE

[alternateshadow300]

@DSboy64 It's a joke, dude. Doug and James JUST SO HAPPEN to be really good friends, therefore making the whole performance an act.

[96crossboss]

@DSboy64 Dude,James Rolfe a.k.a AVGN is a normal dude.He does those videos for fun and reviewing,SEARCH ON FUCKIN' WIKIPEDIA.HE EVEN SAYS THAT ON HIS SITE.

[robertsfunny1995]

@DSboy64 Don't feel bad though, a lot of people humiliate themself from a simple lack of understanding of something.

[CHAMIONandBOO]

@DSboy64 James R. Doug W. are friends you ediot and all of us are big fans of the two of them.

[azim2k10]

@DSboy64 this is fake funny comedy made for them to fight eachother, if you think this is real you sir are a dumbass

[DSboy64]

@azim2k10 i think YOU are the dumbass. >:(

[azim2k10]

@DSboy64 nope, the world will agree it is not i but you to think this is real lol

[Shadowking640]

@DSboy64 You Fuck off! he is ripping off the NC becuase he knows NC is batter and has a better fanbase

[Shadowking640]

@DSboy64 You Fuck off! he is ripping off the NC becuase this was all planed and they do not hate eashother in real life

[draggy76]

@DSboy64

Not to mention i think there the best of friends in real life...Correct m if im wrong but i think im right

[GoldenGamer789]

@draggy76 Nah, I think you're right.

[perun1nj]

@DSboy64 Funny thing is, that in this video Doug is parodying angry net nerds who over analyze shit, just like you.

[MegaAdam1000]

I need to memorize that insult.

[chrisiscool575]

@MegaAdam1000 i already have. and i say it to all my friends

[cassi75474]

I like you both.

[123jewis]

0:51 to 1:37 made me lol :)

[NerfStriker2010]

Btw, in the Wizard movie, if u didnt knew, BRENTALFLOSS WAS IN THIS MOVIE! O_O

[burritodude1]

@NerfStriker2010 REALY?! WHER?! if you your lieing im gunna f**k you up

[justforthelulzzz]

The NC would be a great freestyler.

[burritodude1]

What now AVGN fans? look who's stealing now.

(just joking I know these guys are freinds)

[drledsabbath]

Well at least he admitted that he actually hates the iRate Gamer.

[SuperGamefreak121]

Asshole... I remember it, so you don't have to. :D

[teeheeisme]

U guys do realize this is fake. It's a way of advertising. I'm sure they don 't really hate each other and who knows, they might even be friends in real life. How can u guys not see that?!

PS. I'm a fan of both

[TheBenjamin109]

My doggie! ;(

[AlexRandomness658]

i counted 68 insultis XD

[darkblade8910]

I learned 103 new insults.

[UndeadLucas]

@darkblade8910 All in one word. xD

[hauk93]

@darkblade8910 You really counted all of them?! :O That's some epic counting skills man!

[mkohlhorst]

Best rant ever!

[JasperDx16]

WELP.

[MrNommas]

You haters know they're like... best friends, right? They even made some videos together. NC doesn't hate the AVGN at all. Calm down people :P

[slahblah]

@MrNommas um no, they hate each other.

[MrNommas]

@slahblah um no, they're friends and they make videos together sometimes.

[Cokedlr]

during all that cussing theres a bunch of really bad editing, its really forced, but all reviewers say the same stuff most of the time.

[robodevil11]

u are shit avgn is the best

[oobietime8]

@robodevil11 dumbass its satirical.

[CutieKirby808]

wow cool down man come down

[sonicsalt99]

it said it was out and he did not do the vid in 24 hours so

CRITIC SUCKS

[lightningalex1]

the avgn and the nostalgia critic should team up against the irate gamer

[snowcloud8]

my god, that waz by far, the longest cuss-out i hav ever witnessed EVER! i felt filthy just looking the list of the words! it's like the wizard swear!

[22nooblet]

Lol, he insulted the Irate Gamer :3

[KirbyPhelpsPK]

HOLY MOTHER!! You win the cursing contest NC. O_O

[voidsayrhys27]

hahaha i cant beleive wat he said about irate-LAMEr