SUDDEN DEATH INSTANT KNOCK OUT

[hardcorevids6]

Dear matt, excuse me but WTF IS THAT SHIT?

[sp3cialkelly]

Dear Matt,

I will fight @Perfectprinces1517 for your hand.

Pick me.

Your future wife.

[Canderson159]

dear matt

what is a vigaina-boob?

thanks

[Perfectprinces1517]

Dear Matt

I Love you (: Will you marry me?

[MetalheadAlex9]

Dear Matt,

How many penises would it take to screw in a light bulb?

[BigWaveLadyDave]

Dear Matt,

I just moved back in with my folks too, and would do a housing swap with me? I think your cowboy outfit would go over well in Texas.

[Bombastuss]

Dear Matt,

I want to have your babies. The only problem is that I'm a dude.

What should I do?

With bundles of love from Sweden, Sam

[trombonepenguin]

Dear Matt,

I live in the United States. It sucks here and I want to move. What's it like in New Zealand? Is it better there than in America and why?

[MrDwebble]

Dear Matt,

I decided I needed a new direction in life and wanted to become a Pirate so I followed your step by step on how to do so. After a few months, I found out being a Pirate wasn't for me and I actually just looked like violent transvestite. The only problem I have now is that I have a hook for a hand. Is there anyway of fixing this?

Thanks for your time,

Johnny x

[V0r4xiz]

@MrDwebble Must be the funniest question ever since Sort Your Shit Out existed ^^

[gdrummer494]

Deer Matt,

Im about to perforem a self-aborshin. what tool outta the shed should i uze?

[SlayingSerpentine]

Dear Matt,

My boyfriend won't smoke pot with me, even though he was my dealer last year. How can i get him to smoke with me?

[vgtre]

Dear Matt,

next week its a year from when you sorted my relationship shit. And i wanna thank you!

Anywho... could you borrow me a condom?

Markus, Germany

[Faded]

Dear Matt,

While you're staying at you mum's place, will she be making any special guest appearances in your videos?

[rawtastic]

Dear Matt,

I keep having diarrhea. How do I stop this?

Zack

[lolalove313]

Let me have ur babies:)

[e36mmg]

Dear Matt,

Candle light diner for two...dudes?

-mattgreen

[Maikusan8787]

Dear Matt,

I haven't enought money to fly to NZ.

How can i visit you?

PS: I live in Switzerland and yes we have the best chees around!

[jamesthatcher79]

Dear Matt,

Please advise the winner in this four way standoff Star Wars, Star Trek, Battle Star Galactica, or Stargate? And if there is a pecking order, also please advise...

[HupFlupper]

Dear Matt, Last week, I discovered that my chin was really the bat cave.

what can I do? Thanks

[RoofyLynn]

Dear Matt,

Remember me? I showed you a song on Youtube and you said it was awesome and I shouldn't talk before my songs and we talked about Jesus for a sec... Well anyways, I didn't pay attention to your advice and I need subs... You should advertise me on one of your videos. If you do this yuo will be handsomely rewarded.

[mortensen22]

Dear Matt,

Which of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is your favourite?

[Weenylightning]

Dear Matt,

What other foods do you like? Bananas and Mac n Cheese can't be all.



[G0llum3000]

Dear Matt,

I have fallen in love with you. Day by day you are all that I think about. I can't go on living like this. How should I calm my animal urges to be with you constantly?

P.S. No homo

[Parrottmagic]

Dear Matt,

Have you ever given a reach around to a spider monkey?

[BatmanFanLego]

snap back @getitsorted26

this is disgusting!

[Rotangi2]

Dear Matt, are you gonna read my comment?

[Burckhard22]

I'll have to take a while to unsort my shit. Matt, you rule.

[someidiot23]

My shit was totally sorted.

[xXQUP4MEXx]

...not!

[xXQUP4MEXx]

dear matt, you're funny

[AwesomePatricia]

Dear Matt, can you do a strip tease? ;)

[Gilbs112]

Dear matt, check out my mad world cover thanks and so should all you other people

[TheMrGhostlore]

Also,

Dear Matt, Where did the Viewer Comment of the Week go?

[Miss79er]

Lolz cracK Up Man ....

[Otherman101]

Dear Matt,

If you could remove yourself from this reality and place yourself in any other fictional one, which one would it be and why?

[Phoenixtastic]

Dear Matt,

How would you have reacted if the asteroid had actually hit us?

[LOLUNIT]

Dear Matt.

[np101np101]

Dear Matt,

BAWSE!!

[mytube13362]

Dear Matt,

It saddens me that you do not have any t-shirts left. Can I have your address to donate you some of mine.

From Julz figritsdbee

[schecterdoom]

the best ever

[richthedrifter]

dear matt,

your probly still a virgin and your videos suck balls.

[steigersteven]

@richthedrifter

Dear Rich,

I believe you meant "you're". You used the word "your", which is a possessive adjective, as opposed to "you're" which is a contraction of the words "you" and "are".

Furthermore, you misspelled "probably".

[frostybloke]

Dear Matt,

why isn't the 'ough' in 'though' pronounced like 'enough'?

[midparkrlz]

Dear Matt,

grammar errors are the worst! i actually meant to ask you if you were a whooty!? oh and thanks for sharing my comment <3

Love: Schupo

[TheMajikelOne]

Dear Capt. Matt of the skies,

If you had an Airship, what would you name it?

Also, if i win the jackpot in tonights lottery, you get £50,000. Deal?

From, JD Kelly

[dekstarking]

Dear Matt,

Are there any songs you can sing backwards? No cheating with Weird Al's 'Bob'.

[Stevey778]

Dear Matt,

...

[weswilson]

From that window, staying at your Mom's doesn't seem like such a bad thing! I've been eyeing my Mom's basement, lately... but now it feels inadequate.

Awesome video... As always.

[0TheoreticalPhysics0]

Dear Matt

Did you accidently the whole thing?

I mean, the WHOLE THING?!

[bedroommistakes]

Dear Matt

Why do bumblebees fly?

Are they too stupit to know that this isn't physically possible?

[lemonyfresh9]

dear matt.

deer mat?

[emilylime88]

Dear Matt,

What was your real job before?

[HiHaHofi]

Dear Matt,

why?

[thingi0ma0jig]

Dear Matt

Whose house?

[merlin13081991]

@thingi0ma0jig i'm not matt but... ron's house?

[NobodysOffTheHook]

FUCK YEEAAAH

[CapNCorn]

Dear Matt,

If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, can bears fly?

[PyroSephiroth120]

Dear Matt,

Why can't I hold all these limes?

[arky3000]

dear matt, can u sort out all the other 'sort ur shit out's in the video by saying 'SORT IT URSELF!'

[50treefrog]

Dear Matt

Have you seen what's over there?

*Slap*

[serpent08n]

Dear Matt,

I've got all this fruit, what the fuck should I do with it?

[MaskMansWorld]

Dear Matt,

After watching you watch Nyan Cat for almost an hour, all the ladies came chasing after me. Now, it appears I have at least half the STD's discovered by mankind. Do you have any home remedies to cure these?

[gameaover888]

wow is that your house? you have a lovely place to live in!

[mgsg50]

Dear Matt,

My name is also Matt. Is it possible that somehow we are really the same person, who as an embryo was split into two and then transported into two different host mothers, while the plan all along is to have us one day team up and rule the world as a music making mac n cheese eating shit sorting duo? Also the monkey would be our super amazing sidekick who throws flaming balls of feces at anyone who opposes us.

[GabiKoomen]

Dear Matt,

What is THAT!?

Love, Gabi

[ZantaClaws12]

Just bursted in laughter after getting flipped off. wtf? haha

[BaboonLoverTV]

Dear Matt,

After a hard days work i come home and start making dinner. Everything is fine until i ask my dad to set the table, he then proceeds to season my mashed potatoes and now its just tastes like black pepper making it uneatable. What should i do?

With love

Baboon Lover

[gunicado]

Dear Matt,

Where are you?

[sparrowmella]

Dear Matt,

Woof

That is all

[moekanz]

im a man and sometimes i fantazise about women and children....

... getting into the lifeboats first. is this normal?

[masterofxdk]

Dear Matt

sing me a song!

[iOnlyUseBigGuns]

Dear Matt,

Will you ever answer my plea on the other channel to do a cover of My Jeans by Jenna Rose?

[JulieOfSuburbia]

Thanks for answering my question.. I think :P

[dorkduchessdebbie]

Dear Matt I bet you just flirt with all the girls who tell you how cute you are, huh?

[turbanator1912]

what kind of bees make milk?

[Snulleru]

Dear Matt,

why don't you have any money?

[Snailnea]

Dear Matt,

Every time I go outside I'm attacked by squirrels. What should I do?

[MperorM]

dear Matt

Do you watch barbie porn?

[TheMrGhostlore]

Dear Matt, Where did all your YouTube money go?

[HashBrownedPotatoes]

Dear Matt,

Can you name every single Pokemon?

[gazzamuso]

@HashBrownedPotatoes he covered the pokerap on his other channel :)

[luckyluke193]

@HashBrownedPotatoes he named all 151 pokemon in that other video, and no one gives two shits about the rest of them.

[Drumsinstopmotion]

Dear Matt,

leaves or toilet paper?

[Liowen]

Dear Matt- I was shot and now bleeding very badly what should I do?

[MDMesser001]

Dear Matt - my barbershop chorus friends want everyone to say, "Yeah, bacon!" instead of (but in the same manner as) "Yeah, baby!" So please slip that into an upcoming video. Yeah, bacon! Thanks, from Houston, TX, USA.

[jimbean636]

Dear Matt,

What's your mum wearing? (right now)

[SquekyMice]

Dear Matt,

I would like to have sex with you, but I like girls. Is ther any way for you to turn into a girl, please?

[MrShadowdeth]

Dear Matt,

If I was to use that phone from that South Park episode that can call people from the past to prank call them to tell myself not to freeze myself to go to the future, would that cancel out my phone calling ability from the future because I never went there meaning I would then proceed with my plans to freeze myself?

I am planning to do this so I need to know ASAP!

Cheers,

Guy from New Zealand.

P.S I want to ejaculate into your hair. No-homo.... maybe a little homo

[Shanetim]

Dear Matt, how can I score as much pussy as you?

[luckyluke193]

@Shanetim by never ever leaving your room and avoiding talking to people? :P

[Slobinitiate]

Dear Matt, what is the solution to the economy blues?

[RandomEagle123]

0:02 the roof

[KeanuSpellman]

Dear Matt, why does it burn when i pee?

[StefanoPProductions]

Best episode ever. 

[WhiskeySanchez]

Dear Matt,

This comment is not sortable, you lose.

[fiveminutefridays]

loving the tags!

[TheBunHunter]

Dear Matt,

Whenever i go to sleep i see my grandfather's ghost in the form of a velociraptor and it constantly gives me strange sexual advice.

Can you help?

[MIRINZYZZBRAH]

Dear Matt,

Do u even lift?

[Willihammy]

Dear Matt,

For my funeral, I want  to be launched by a catapult into a volcano? Where can I find someone to arrange such a thing?

[zerocks88]

Dear Matt,

I don't know what what is in the butt.

[WildZangoose]

That was awesome.

[UtterlyMoot]

I've learned so much

[traltixx]

Dear Matt,

I thought you had tons of money after being on NZ TV. Why not?

[mrthisguy1979]

Dear Matt SORTED......?

[TheCrunchifiedOne]

Dear Matt,

What bubble bath soap do you use?

[SSJKuhan]

Dear Matt,

other team is babbie.

[c4r50n1]

Dear Matt,

if you open up a paypal account (if you don't have one) then your fans would love to donate to you in your time of monetary downfall.

[wheresmysanity]

FUCK YEAH YOU PUT MY COMMENT IN A VIDEO

[Baxtification]

Dear Matt,

How much shit could a shitsorter sort if a shitsorter could sort shit.... without the aid of modern shit sort technology?

From,

Baxter.

[chicklovespokemon]

I actually like the sudden death instant knockout rounds better. but anyway.

Dear Matt.

There is a guy a like, but I don't know how he feels about me. He is very flirtatious with me and other girls. What should I do?

[joeshms]

Dear Matt,

Ski bi di bi di do bap do

Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo

Baba ba da bo

Bwi ba ba ba do ?

[Baxtification]

@joeshms You're the Scatman?

[gilmour6754]

Dear Matt,

If New Coke sucked and Classic Coke is wicked sick, then why is Classic Zealand way shittier than New Zealand? I hear the old zealand doesn't even have any hobbits.

[JeezyBol]

Dear Matt.

I live in napier, and I don't want to get pregnant or fall victim to hard drugs, what should I do?

Yours. Jeezy

[Pie42795]

Dear Matt,

Whenever I am watching a TV show, it suddenly stops and plays these weird mini-shows about these different products, or even talks about other TV shows! Most of the time, my TV is playing these things instead of what I should be watching! Whats going on?

[Bsimms92]

Dear Matt,

Do you play video games and if so what are you into?

[LoneEllimist]

Dear Matt

If you come over to Australia, you can live with me.

Just saying.

[Lambert3434]

Dear Matt, I've got this cat that is pretty normal when everyone is around, but when it's just me and the little bastard he starts speaking in toungues and his head turns all the way around! What should I do? ~Jacob

[fondalror]

hey matt,

have you thought of making a series of super short + super awesome videos to boost your viewership?

[PhoenixInLove]

Dear Matt,

Who sorts your shit out?

[norockets09]

Dear Matt,

Why are you so poor?

Your rich fan,

David

[TalkingCactus]

I'm not going to lie, but that may have been the single greatest Sort Your Shit Out ever. But my maths are only 106% accurate 23% of the time, so I could be wrong.

[ThomasMSouthall]

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[rbanke]

I've just bought Toilet Secrets on Amazon to support what you're doing. This seems to cost roughly the same as the Save the Children's "35 cents a day" charity. I think buying an awesome album to help you get back out on your own is a much better way to spend my money than adopting some kid with flies around his face. Keep up the good work!

[iluvharrydraco]

Dear Matt,

I love your name. Can I name one of my children after you?

[BBLauren12]

Dear Matt,

I like your new room.

[chickenfarmer51]

Lol that was fantastic. You should move in with your mum more often :)

[trivialcallipygian]

Dear Matt,

I have braces and often contemplate suicide. When they burry me, will they leave my braces on, or take them off?

[UrukDeathbringer]

@trivialcallipygian Just leave a note on you telling them to take them off. :D

[CroakerX]

Dear Matt,

Can I ask you the same question in three separate places?

[sauce1101]

This actually might have been the best one yet.

[zomgdonormonkey]

Dear Matt,

Have you and MacnCheese been in touch lately?

[MultiCide]

dear matt

what is inception?

[vash10016]

Dear Matt,

What what In the butt?

[orconross]

Dear Matt,

can you do a tourism style video to advertise your suburb?

[getitsorted26]

@orconross Yes... Yes I can. 

[orconross]

@getitsorted26 will you :p

[TheBobcatlover]

@getitsorted26 will you, though?

[PsyGwendok]

@getitsorted26 Dear Matt

Will you do the said video?



[1havefood]

The world is a lot less noticeably shitty now that all of that shit is sorted. Thanks Matt!

[dannyboy87123]

very cool lol