Attention! Nous sommes blessés. Nous avons un homme, il s'appelle Jean-Michel, sa jambe est cassée. Avec une jeune fille, elle s'appelle Gisèle, c'est si belle. Ils (ont) monté dans un arbre pour faire l'amour. Il (a) adopté la position missionaire, c'est populaire. Il est tombé, sa jambe est cassée, attention! The words in brackets are the auxiliaries that he forgets to say, but he's not French so we forgive him!
I love that the audience pretty much only reacts to the lyrics when it says 'they adopted the missionary position. It's popular.' Seems that even when in a different language we Brits manage to pick out the sexual aspects of the song! aha
What's Sir Bailey have against Jean-Michel, anyway? . . . While we're on the case, who is Jean-Michel? Is it a made up Character, just for Bailey's jokes?
@AriochStarr I believe he's referring to Jean-Michel Jarre (the musician). There's a song on the Bewilderness album about him so I'm guessing it's the same guy in this song.
@AriochStarr No idea, I think Jean-Michel Jarre is pretty good. It's the same with Chris de Burgh. Just some sort of in-joke maybe that only he knows.
@k45im4l1 he plays his own stuff, has a degree in music from some university (one of the more prestigious ones I think but which one escapes me) very very clever talented man
@techmanty I think it's just generic French-sounding music. If you want music like it, download the OST (Soundtrack) to Amelie, which is by Yann Tiersen. It's great.
@JooshMate I think it's just generic French-sounding music. If you want music like it, download the OST (Soundtrack) to Amelie, which is by Yann Tiersen. It's great.
Attention, We are injured, We have a man, He's called Jean-Michel, He breaks his leg, With a girl, She's caled Jiselle, She's beautiful, They climb up a tree, To make love, They adopt the missionary position, It's popular, He fell, He broke his leg, Attention
Absolutely amazing, love this scene
jamezallan 4 days ago
Was this a preexisting melody or was it created by Bill Bailey?
GothRevolutionary 2 weeks ago
Attention! Nous sommes blessés. Nous avons un homme, il s'appelle Jean-Michel, sa jambe est cassée. Avec une jeune fille, elle s'appelle Gisèle, c'est si belle. Ils (ont) monté dans un arbre pour faire l'amour. Il (a) adopté la position missionaire, c'est populaire. Il est tombé, sa jambe est cassée, attention! The words in brackets are the auxiliaries that he forgets to say, but he's not French so we forgive him!
IlEstToutSeul 1 month ago 2
@IlEstToutSeul and he's got an amazingly good accent :)
darkcecee 4 weeks ago
Does anyone know the actual name of the french piece played there? Thanks
emohairXD 1 month ago
@emohairXD lol i think he made it up :)
purplebookbanjolion 1 month ago
I love that the audience pretty much only reacts to the lyrics when it says 'they adopted the missionary position. It's popular.' Seems that even when in a different language we Brits manage to pick out the sexual aspects of the song! aha
DreamyDuskywing 1 month ago
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PasDideeDePseudo 1 month ago
Jean-Michel disliked this
HervProm3theus 1 month ago
@HervProm3theus Giselle left him for the ambulance driver.
GoblinXXX 5 days ago
typical French bastards, getting sensitive because he said the a name of a French man. Fuck off you caaaaaaaaants
Soloxable 1 month ago
So Jean michelle broke his leg falling out of a tree
StannosWorld 2 months ago
I'm actually french and I found him absolutely HILARIOUS !!! thanks Bill ! (Just hope that nobody think that we actually have this siren xD)
whynotbeastar 2 months ago
1 Dislike? I guess Jean-Michel must have seen this video
mackerelboy 2 months ago 2
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mackerelboy 2 months ago
Anyone who knows how to get the notation of his song?
it's hilarious, just a perfect "typical" french piece of art
vanOlenger 2 months ago
What's Sir Bailey have against Jean-Michel, anyway? . . . While we're on the case, who is Jean-Michel? Is it a made up Character, just for Bailey's jokes?
AriochStarr 3 months ago
@AriochStarr I believe he's referring to Jean-Michel Jarre (the musician). There's a song on the Bewilderness album about him so I'm guessing it's the same guy in this song.
themichaelc 2 months ago
@themichaelc So what's Bailey have against him? Does he hate him? Does he think he's a twit? I don't understand why he's so negative about Jarre
AriochStarr 2 months ago
@AriochStarr No idea, I think Jean-Michel Jarre is pretty good. It's the same with Chris de Burgh. Just some sort of in-joke maybe that only he knows.
themichaelc 2 months ago
I learnt the theremin in school, but my music teacher said it wasnt a valid instrument so i learnt the banjo
13serenity13 3 months ago 2
Is the accordion music he plays made up or is it one done by someone else?
k45im4l1 3 months ago
@k45im4l1 I believe he makes up his own music. He is quite the competent muscian! xD
trainzandtrombones 3 months ago
@trainzandtrombones Quite. The accordion music he plays if very good. I wouldn't mind having that.
k45im4l1 3 months ago
@k45im4l1 he plays his own stuff, has a degree in music from some university (one of the more prestigious ones I think but which one escapes me) very very clever talented man
coreyschannel1995 3 months ago
"Yes, there IS an accident..but let's enjoy the ride!"
XDDDDDDDDDDD
MrReuben13 3 months ago
not disappointment, Doppler effect ;)
PhantomLord 4 months ago
Bill Bailey appears to have started going bald at some point in the 80s and early 90s and then just stopped.
karlgookey 4 months ago
0:22
He looks and sounds like a clown that's just received some terrible news. :<
Frequency404 4 months ago
Not to be a killjoy, but the reason why the siren drops in pitch is due to the Doppler effect.
AMD2600 4 months ago
@AMD2600 He does explain that....now doesn't he.
flyingfreddy1 4 months ago 3
@AMD2600 No shit Sherlock.
EelsRockMySocks 3 months ago
@ghowells Attention means 'warning'
theprogdrummer 6 months ago
Doppler effects.
BassdrumBlaster 7 months ago
what is the real name of the song at 1:36?????
techmanty 8 months ago
@techmanty uh, he made it?
tabbyaboutroots 7 months ago
@tabbyaboutroots As a comedian? Yes well he's had a quite stunning career if you ask me=)
Remman 7 months ago
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@techmanty I think it's just generic French-sounding music. If you want music like it, download the OST (Soundtrack) to Amelie, which is by Yann Tiersen. It's great.
bewilderedkettle 6 months ago
He's so clever. :-)
EllenRebecca3 8 months ago 20
Does anyone have the entire bewilderness up on here? I've only ever seen the beginning.
Princess101855 8 months ago
I think the ambulance service in France should actually adopt this as their siren :)
crazytosh1 8 months ago 3
I was laughing so hard, i almost bneded a French ambulance!
GoblinXXX 9 months ago
epic win :P
GingerrrrNingaaa 10 months ago
Does anyone know what the french siren song is based off, I have been looking for this song for ages!
JooshMate 11 months ago
@JooshMate I think it's just generic French-sounding music. If you want music like it, download the OST (Soundtrack) to Amelie, which is by Yann Tiersen. It's great.
bewilderedkettle 6 months ago
Lyric translation:
Attention, We are injured, We have a man, He's called Jean-Michel, He breaks his leg, With a girl, She's caled Jiselle, She's beautiful, They climb up a tree, To make love, They adopt the missionary position, It's popular, He fell, He broke his leg, Attention
ghowells 11 months ago 359
@ghowells Thanx.
LoveRockMe85 9 months ago
@ghowells XD
MrReuben13 3 months ago
Shame there isn't a reaction that says, "Bloody hilarious!".
MrReuben13 3 months ago
@ghowells thanks man! : ) have always been wondering what he was singing about, could only understand attention : P
astorpolsen 1 month ago
@ghowells Nearly.
TreacleMary 1 month ago
what is that thing he uses at 0:50-54?
redrumdrinker432 11 months ago
@redrumdrinker432 the DVD edited it to do that:L
geohat185 9 months ago
the french words e put in this e did himself
ashwilsh 11 months ago
That song is based on an actual french song, just cant remember what its called lol
emily1983nz 11 months ago
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mightymoshinskoolkid 11 months ago
\o/
neildottp 1 year ago
because the net would not be the net without the customary........
..........FIRST!!!
DCdabest 1 year ago