Nukes and Moon Landing Deniers, problem solved.

[philosophicalreason]

you forgot the people that believe the earth is hollow,your welcome :)

[lDrownded2]

My uncle believes that we didn't land on the moon. I think he (and my dead grandfather) got it from the movie "Capricorn One". He's gotten so much shit from his sons that he keeps his bull shit to himself. Other than that he's a great guy.

[exacerbatedtaboo]

Or perhaps a cheaper idea if I may. We can gather up all these fucking nutjobs and drop them off on the moon and leave them there. We'll give them a mic so they can plead for help telling everybody they're about to run out of oxygen on the moon. That will settle the argument once and for all....:D

[miserkocho]

david icke's talks go for 9 hours,he doesnt just talk about the moon and the lizards.if you havent held a belief that turned out to be ridiculous following information on the internet,your simply not open to it.if you think u got it all figured out,pls enlighten us..but all free information is good,it's how you filter it.

[AtheistAussie]

@miserkocho 9 Hours? That's longer than Castro's. The difference is, I don't think I have it all figured out. He does. Not all 'free' information is good, a lot of it is junk.. like the shit Icke says.

[miserkocho]

@AtheistAussie yes the junk belongs on T.V...but the internet is a freakshow,take from it what u can,while u can.

[USSManhattan]

Aussie... are you serious about the whole "people think the Moon is a hologram" thing? There cannot be anyone that frakking stupid, if only to maintain my fragile faith in the human race.

[AtheistAussie]

@USSManhattan I hate to say it, but yes. 

[heloizyjhenifer]

@AtheistAussie we are doomed

[SpaceKills]

@USSManhattan even worse unfortunately

[Astrobrant2]

@USSManhattan I'll second AA. There are people who do believe that. And they're not just trolling.

[TheTomtompiper]

A Conspiracy Theorist stayed up all night wondering where the Sun had gone....

Then it dawned on him!

[AtheistAussie]

@TheTomtompiper ROFL good one.

[vmorgun]

@TheTomtompiper lol so corny but a funny joke

[TheTomtompiper]

I must admit I was disappointed when you said the wouldn't be blown up.

[rozeboosje]

ROFL

[rozeboosje]

Holographic projection in the sky? ROFL. And I thought TAPLEY was nuts.

[AtheistAussie]

@rozeboosje The only reason Tappers hasn't explored this yet is that he probably hasn't heard about it yet.

[azaz129]

@AtheistAussie It was fun to watch him on the colbert report.

[wolfwing1]

Well using their logic we can make a trip to the sun at night :>

[AtheistAussie]

@wolfwing1 LOL! Yes!

[raverdeath100]

just send Icke and his ilk to the Moon and leave them there. keep the nukes for our first interplanetry ship, Orion. ever the pragmatic...

[AtheistAussie]

@raverdeath100 We could do that. Sure.

[vmorgun]

Lol the moon is a hologram. The tides are only possible because now we have secret waterpumps under water.

[AtheistAussie]

@vmorgun That alien technology comes in really handy.

[steffenml]

I'd say "send the moon landing hoax people up with the nukes", but honestly that would be mean. The nukes haven't hurt anyone in more than 60 years; they deserve better.

[AtheistAussie]

@steffenml LOL! 

[eyallev]

weak

[AuntieDiluvian]

LOL - you are a visionary genius :)

[AtheistAussie]

@AuntieDiluvian I'm working up to 'cult leader', going in for the lobotomy later today !

[disrxt]

At the 3:50 mark of this video you can see this alien's eyes shining and his lizard tounge sticking out! He's one of them! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

[AtheistAussie]

@disrxt Caught out.

[10phoenix01]

can we also put those people that stop in busy doorways to talk to their mates on the ship thanks

[AtheistAussie]

@10phoenix01 Yes, those and people who insist on walking down busy streets 4 people abreast. And the people who insist on playing their music on trains.

[PlayingGilly]

Haha, love it but just one snag in that plan, our 24 hour day is set because of the gravitational pull of the moon on the earth, blowing up nukes on the moon might fuck with the orbit of the earth. (PS I know it's a joke)

[AtheistAussie]

@PlayingGilly Thank for the comment.

[h4ming]

They will still just say it's a hologram…

[AtheistAussie]

@h4ming At least it would be a meaningful one.

[BespokeGroupUK]

im with you there bro

[AtheistAussie]

@BespokeGroupUK Thank you!

[DooMDrat]

I've got a better idea. Build a base up there, shove all the nutters into it and then nuke the moon off into space, a la Space: 1999. Make them someone or something else's problem.

[AtheistAussie]

@DooMDrat If you kept them in a darkened room with just a computer and an endless supply of junk food, they wouldn't even know anything had happened to them for years. I can see it now.. they would start a conspiracy "We actually live on the Earth Lulz".

[NicolSD]

Are there really people who believe the moon isn't there? I sure hope not. You could ask them why there are tides?

[TheHigherVoltage]

@NicolSD Brilliant minds have already covered the tides. Tides go in, tides go out. The reason this works is because there is never a miscommunication.

[mrgodbehere]

@NicolSD Well that's easy. It's God. Never a miscommunication ;-)

[AtheistAussie]

@mrgodbehere *boom tish*

[AtheistAussie]

@NicolSD It's all a vast tapestry of conspiracy and .. defiance of the laws of physics.

[GluteusIlluminatus]

That's just brilliant. Where do I donate?

[lDrownded2]

The Tick: "Cha..."

[PifflePrattle]

I thought you were going to suggest turning the moon around with the nukes so we could see the other side for a change. Yeah I know the power of the nukes would be puny in comparison to requirements but it still makes more sense than the blathering of conspiracy nuts.

[AtheistAussie]

@PifflePrattle Never let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory !

[miserkocho]

dont throw the baby out with the bath water.

[AtheistAussie]

@miserkocho I will if someone claims the baby is made out of liquorice and came into being through an intergalactic rift.

[deedubya286]

The moon disappears during an eclipse because that's when they change the bulb in the projector.

Everybody knows that!

[AtheistAussie]

@deedubya286 Ahahahahahhaha!!

[Astrobrant2]

@deedubya286 Good one!

[MobileThinker]

wait...wait! WTF?! someone said that...that the moon doesn't even exist!? up...WHAT?! WTF?!

i don't wanna live on this planet anymore...

[miserkocho]

@MobileThinker no really,its the truman show.

[AtheistAussie]

@miserkocho Alas there is much truth in what you said.

[SissingPyd]

Bull shit. Everyone knows that the moon is made of green cheese. Nukes would blow it to fuck! Why waste a posible god given end to world hunger?

[AtheistAussie]

@SissingPyd "It's rainin' Cheese.. Hallelujah .. It's rainin' bree"..

[nerdlass]

I think nukes won't be powerful enough. Check with a good villain... though they tend to want to write their own name in it through use of a high-powered laser. ;)

[AtheistAussie]

@nerdlass Are these villains always so narcissistic ? If only there were some that weren't, I'm sure the apprehension rates by police officers would drop way down if they didn't leave their names at crime scenes.

[Ryagful]

whoa, stop right there...some believe the moon isn't REAL? really?

[AtheistAussie]

@Ryagful Yes.. sad to say.

[Ryagful]

fuck this, im off to Venus. everyone knows its a prehistoric-earth like planet WITH DINOSAURS! and Mars is home to alien greys! and the earth is hollow! and....

[GrumpSkull]

No I don't know them but they ARE on the hit list.

[AtheistAussie]

@GrumpSkull Good :) 

[Gazgule2]

NO! YOU DO NOT BLOW IT UP LIKE THAT....you make a troll face on it. :3 That way we be trollin everybody all day.

[AtheistAussie]

@Gazgule2 I wish I had thought of that before I made this video! WIN!

[Gazgule2]

@AtheistAussie Now...to set up a fund raiser to get this trollishus plan in action. And yes it is spelled like that to troll grammer Nazis.

[rahulpower]

nuke deniers? thats news to me

[AtheistAussie]

@rahulpower I know what you are getting at from the title, the sad thing is that they probably do exist somewhere.

[felinoid]

Kidnap Icke and take him to the moon then when he wakes up on the moon say "Ok asshole I want to see you away off stage."

[AtheistAussie]

@felinoid Lol!

[cleticprincess1956]

Don't forget that Brian says that the Moon has turned upside down, silly wanker he is.

[AtheistAussie]

@cleticprincess1956 That's because Brian's mother dropped him on his head at 3 months.. it has to be.

[MacNutz2]

Now that's the best idea I've heard all day. I'm just waking up but still...

Any one who believes a word coming out of Icke's mouth is beyond repair

[SissingPyd]

@MacNutz2 He obviously had too much to drink on Australia day. lol

[AtheistAussie]

@SissingPyd You must be talking about Icke.. I don't drink :)

[SissingPyd]

@AtheistAussie So, you are an intravenous alcohol user. I get it, traffic cops cant smell it on your breath.

[AtheistAussie]

@MacNutz2 Yep. Icke toured out here recently, he got some fairly big crowds...

[salamut2202]

I wish Icke went after influential leaders like the crocodile hunter.

"Oh Crikey! This is the Queen Elizabeth. See the power in that tail, the teeth lining that jaw."

[AtheistAussie]

@salamut2202 The Queen heads up a drug cartel, I heard. Gah.

[xxxild]

LOL!



[AtheistAussie]

@xxxild :=)