No Condom - Very Funny Video

[mariogirl2840]

haha....when i was born a wizard put a spell on my willy and if i put rubber on it the whole world will blow up

[Themawechsel]

could have been me

[NJAirsoft4N00BS]

Uploaded on my b day so I have a MAGICAL WENNIE ENCHANTED BY A WIZARD YAAAY

[TheEpicwtf]

If I put rubber on my penis it will blowup the world

[domanikj]

If I put rubber on my Willie it will muffle the single hahaha LMFAO HAHAHA

[NinjaPirateJedi]

I was expecting the world to explode at the end...

[hellokittyrms16]

"yo seen lord of the rings?" "ya" "well it a bit like that except with my cock" XDDDD

[eddiecampbellonline]

this could have made it into 44 Horrible Dates :) funny!! he needs better excuses

[domboulding]

Man stroke Woman, Brilliant TV show from the shores of my very own isle! THE UK!

[finflame13]

Funny vid.

1. Masturbating often will reduce sperm count and volume by a bit.

2. Not finishing inside will obviously reduce the % marginally.

3. Her being on the pill is easily one of the best protections.

4. If necessary, spermicides work wonders.

5. Don't be afraid, my brothers, to plan out your "bare" days around her cycle... it makes her appreciate you more, and also helps reduce chances a tiny bit.

[CZD8809]

@finflame13 And what's your technique for not getting HIV or gonorrhea or hep?

[finflame13]

@CZD8809 Be faithful to your one partner.

[IsaLina89]

@finflame13

1. So little its barely notiseble

2. You dont need to finish inside her, she can get pregnent any way. Google it if you dont belive me

3. Not every girl can be on the pill, some cant handle the hormon changes

4. same thing as 3

5. she can get pregnant even if shes on her period, or around it even

Haha :P

[finflame13]

@IsaLina89 Well obviously no method is 100% effective. It varies person to person. Condoms don't always work either, and some guys/girls are allergic to the ones that even say "latex-free." I'm just sayin'.

[kotosqopos]

Well done girl!

[trendykurdos]

Is he cheating on Penny ?

[iryzzone]

Hahaha I love her!

[KevinYuMusiic]

I was kind of expecting girl saying she has a disease and the guy shitting bricks

[XxherbestnightmarexX]

The only one I really belived was the on about the wizard, He's from England, Harry Potter Lives there, IT COULD HAPPEN.

[heIIkid]

this ain't funny ....



[TheLlamaPie]

@heIIkid Die.

[alttab7890]

Hahahaha! XD

[darkeaglebsher]

why didn't he wear a condom from the beginning 4 god sake!!!!!!!!

[futurevoice3434]

well... umm....



[gamehot0]

Female version: "Have you ever seen the Matrix?"

"Ya."

"Well its a bit like that except with my eggs."

[bigmike784]

@gamehot0 dude that was the best fucking comment i have seen in a while. just imagine a pair of ovaries dodging projectile sperm. lol

[gamehot0]

@bigmike784 oh shit my comment is at the top and lol you put the best image in my head XD

[TyJames706]

That satellite shit was classic, lol

[kaziabir1]

@TyJames706 yeah man jam in the signals, me don't like.

[TyJames706]

Can't say he didn't try.

[ddjanich1]

Hahahaha "it will muffle the signle" lmfao

[jackjackwarrior]

English humor is awesome, all we got is a bunch of orange people from jersey

[RawrRawrAnAnDDe]

I cant believe that guy is my dad!

[NazweKanalTakBoTak]

@RawrRawrAnAnDDe

OMG Mine too!

[joppe54321]

hehehe... en trolkarl förtrolade hans penis och hans kullor har satelitmotagareXD

[UnicornLlamaCats]

"have you seen lord of the rings?"

"yeah."

"well it's a bit like that but only my cock."

[septimus005]

Imagine David Tennant as the guy! ;)

[TheMrStranger1]

@septimus005 or Catherine Tate as the women!!! XD

[septimus005]

@TheMrStranger1 I were close to write that XD

[TheMrStranger1]

@septimus005 lmao killer

[Haze993]

Man Stroke Woman......Loolll loved this show

[rtcameron1]

I love this commercial. What is the woman's name - I find funny girls soooooo sexy!

[StJimmy247]

Sounds like the guy who says bring on the trumpets...

[BigDeepRocker]

Shut her mouth and bang her ass,common!!!!

[callmejallday]

Thumbs up if you know that that was Edd from Eddsworld

[THERENECITO13]

Guy: If i put a con dom the world would blow up

Girl: put the con dom

Guy: Fine

tititititit WTF BoooOOoOoOooooooM

[FoxTurboCoupe]

i love hpw they say con dom

[Shadowarceus101]

My balls are hooked up to a satellite

[wham41]

sHE SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID "I GAT HERPES"

[boikanyo19]

@wham41 ...true...hhahahaha

[astoriaanne]

If she really wanted him to put the rubber on, she should had said oh good you can not get stds of any kind, good to know since i got a few myself. then just sit back & watch how fast the condom goes on.

[nonameG6]

@astoriaanne or how fast the guy runs off! XD

[TheLoBrooks]

@astoriaanne or how fast he runs

[portlyplatypus]

@astoriaanne or how fast he walked out

[drameeba]

Love the last "Yeaah." :D

[Dubba14Bubba]

Awesome!!

[GunSlingerXAi]

HAHAHA

[ApaleutosMits]

Also if you put condom your dick can't breathe...

[popazz1]

At least he didn't use the well worn excuse,"I don't like how they feel".

[heyhey929]

This is a good video to (kind of) "educate" people

[khanpreston1]

lol

[XpoldingToast]

For the first 9 seconds, I thought they were speaking a non-english language.

[ginb1289]

Very funny.

Smart woman.

[Bumsagget]

Why didn't he just put one on in the first place? soft twat

[oowen2784]

I'm not going to wear a condom if I want to have kids with my wife.

[hot6235]

this video should be called 'tips on how to get laid with gulable women' lol

[osamaluver2001]

Lol

[XFdung]

But what if you wanna have kids? D:

[MeraShahid]

ahahahahahaa

[docilej]

"Condom" is his room-mate

[candie8301972]

LOL>>>>

[hayraWEWO]

we are not having sex without a condom.

[Komadger]

dan clark?

[tankmanful]

This guys my hero

[MasteMovido]

funny eh?

[ndman2]

@brokenBRinc obviously you havent had sex with or without a condom. fuck rubber or fuck pussy? hmmmm

[meltot102]

@ndman2 fuck pussy..

[Urrarg]

Kinda like that, Except on my cock. Haha.

[1219curious]

Do Craig and Stormageddon know that Sophie is cheating?

[MeEYaoX3]

@1219curious Is that really her? I thought it was!

[SuperRSWalkthrough]

@brokenBRinc You're stating the obvious.

[bstang93]

why is it so bad to wear a condom? why would you want kids?! haha

[pussiecyatdoll]

he sounds like simon cowell

[AbadBoyDTS]

Stop using condoms, reduces the pleasure

[Blackwhale1337]

don't be daft, wrap your shaft.

[pinkaroo92]

Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cuz you don't want that late text, the "I think I'm late text."

[ZeroAhh]

What did the dick say to the condom ?

Cover me I'm going in

[23parkour23]

@ZeroAhh Haha, its old, but still funny! A genius made this joke!

[MakeupTeen94]

wrap it before you tap it ;)

[jonaskelley]

i think by the end of that i'd have been like, "nevermind, once you get the condom on i don't even want to risk the chance of it breaking and getting pregnant with your retarded seed."

[cutiechick123100]

@jonaskelley LOL

[Cacowninja]

59 people made the world blow up by wearing a condom.

[KingdomheartsII]

What the hell is up with these pun comments? Here's one:

Before you fuck her, wear a fucking condom.

[penguinlove12344]

bwhahaha

[gootarstar521]

Before you attack her cover your whacker

[Graymoths]

It would be funny if she allowed him to go on anyways, and then tell him that she has STDs. He acts surprised, but she goes "But you said you were immune!"

[madeinchinee]

no rubba no hubba

[Yoshi1926]

K no offense that video is just stupid

[doubleD1204]

Oooookkkkk the was random wider

[QixEE]

comdoms help me so that i dont skeet in 30 seconds

[finon27]

Iiiuu

[finon27]

I would hav said " never mind then bitch!" then she would say okok forget the condom

[scooterboi17]

@finon27 I bet you can't wait to use that line... and waiting, and waiting and...

[lightsabermario]

I think it would be even funnier if they added a bit where he puts one on and the world actually blows up

[11meah]

@XxSUP3RxS4MxX what video is that from

[Kantaurishimaandpuri]

"its like Lord of the Rings, except on my penis" lmfao. XD

[Edwardo1993]

@Kantaurishimaandpuri cock*

[PROD101ful]

wtf mad funny shit

[netflix1993]

Have u seen lord of the rings, somethin like that

[whitekong7869]

Girls don't care if you can't feel it.. Strap it on and picture someone attractive! Haha.. jk

[methylethyldeth]

It made me lmao when he said "a wizard put magic on my willie" I thought of Harry Potter using that excuse..

[phillips78]

More on this issue at "One Planet, One Child", (also available with Spanish subtitles and German subtitles.) and "Overconsumpulation".

[jordan16nz]

if you dont got a rubber then theres no hubber hubber! boy-ya lol

[MrTubeWizard]

this guy wore a condom... now 2012 is gonna happen

[ghostranten]

yuck! Peeyew



[tonymas004]

I love that video

[hexmeohdear]

i must make sure my girlfriend NEVER sees this.

[473kk]

things men say to get pussy



[soccerfred01]

All I can think of is It's Craig's girlfriend from doctor who

[atchisrj1]

@soccerfred01 Craig? What Doctor was he associated with?

[soccerfred01]

@atchisrj1 Eleventh doctor. From the episode The Lodger.

[atchisrj1]

@soccerfred01 Thanks.

[marktwainsucks]

no glove no love

[gingergirlcveatch199]

No it's good that she didn't buy it the guy was hilarious though!!:) haha

[nofatchxplzthx]

lol that guy is pretty clever, too bad the bitch doesnt by it

[UberGamer1030]

I did not notice they were speaking English till 25 seconds in the video.

[AwesomeCandy0]

@UberGamer1030 Same! Haha

[semanray]

@UberGamer1030 lol are you american? there´s lots of americans who say they have trouble understanding the brits talking....

[UberGamer1030]

@semanray yes, but I also have that trouble while speaking to Americans too. XD

[semanray]

@UberGamer1030 you gotta work on your english, man!! haha

[UberGamer1030]

@semanray It's not my English but my hearing.

[X6800]

I was hoping to see the world explode.

[e0o9kii]

A wizard casted a spell on your dick?

What wierd sh*t has Harry been doing these days?

[GrungeFlannel1990]

Just cause someone brags about sex doesn't make them homosexual.

[joshrobertcassey]

pretty funny i have to give it three stars out of 100000000 hahaha

[mmr11027]

They should show this in sex ed. Girls need to learn to be more assertive.

[MaedaMoonie]

@mmr11027 They should show this in sex ed. Guys need to learn to be less of a ****head ;-)

[xxxPaigeyD93xxx]

hahahahah what a guy will say xD

[KaiGamwTousPaixtes]

no condom is the secret life of the american teenager

[Thatkidwithguns]

hey wasn't that woman on doctor who ? naughty naughty!

[creature2020]

Have you seen lord of the rings its a bit like that lol

[marjolijnpocahontas]

what an idiot

[stanleycupchamps2009]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[PGumicA]

hahaha

[marcluc1988]

I've had a guy who I had to remind to put a condom on. Part way through, he pulled his dick out so before he put it back in, I checked to make sure he'd still got it on. He hadn't. The next night he came round with a bottle of Champagne and a box of chocolates. I didn't let him in!

[Drybones195]

@marcluc1988 poor guy..... :'(

[HEADBANGBALLER]

I met a very wealthy woman who, when we started dating, paid for me to get all of the test, including a sperm count (I got fixed after my 2nd kid) Once she knew I was disease free and truly shooting blanks, only then would she forgo the condom. After a trip to Vegas with just the guys, she sent me back to the doctor! If she had ANY doubt, I was giving blood or using a condom. Very smart woman.

[DREwestcoast]

@HEADBANGBALLER congrats on getting the sugar momma

[HEADBANGBALLER]

@DREwestcoast That's exactly what she is. I actually can't stand to be around her, but I keep up the charade. She has lost three husbands, and I can't bring myself to hurt her. But she treats me great. I want for nothing.

[TiffanyLorraineSYQ]

NICE ACCENT :)

[OMGoodnessMe]

to those men "bragging" on here - if you have a need to brag on a public forum you definitely have a problem with your masculinity ;p

Hilarious video though!! ;D

[tangTang813]

"when I was born a wizard put magic on my willy. If I put rubber onto that penis my whole world would blow off" XD

[floppytepe]

Sad to think that there are so many people out there who either don't care enough or just want it so bad and would believe the "I'm Infertile" excuse and end up pregnant..

[MaedaMoonie]

@JapaneseNevski LOL, almost. But then I tell them my "lame" excuse: "wanna have kids? Keep going." That always works ;-)

[Tanru2000]

That girl was in the Doctor Who episode "The Lodger"!

[MaedaMoonie]

This is so true; most men come up with the lamest excuses not to wear a condom...

[tiemedown]

that actor is hilarious

[purockside]

stupid woman, she destroyed the world just then.

[lambrechtgirl1]

WHAT THE #@$%!!!

[KristiKpopFan]

press 9 :DD

[6october]

the whole world would blow up! LOL!

[taiko095]

so pity to the men...

[LovelyBlueJin]

There is always the option of sterilizing your balls so that you don't have children no more. That is, if you aren't already full of std's

[culopelu201]

@isal3 people really dnt hav to know dat...no1cares lik reallyy oh n dats how u get aids n diee for being a dumasss

[Elswind]

haha ... nice jokes

[UndercoverAHole]

LMFAO at "If I put a condom on my willy, the whole world would explode"

[mrhalholhel]

I wish i had Lord of the Rings on my dick

[kickingvelesforperun]

Don't make him wear rubber, it'll muffle the signal!

[isal3]

I never wear a condom when having sex....its sooooo fake....eww....not the real feeling....

[spencer82rocks]

U don't feel shi.... If u ware one.... U lost the love and feeling... Well for me I gonna drag her to my doc... To show my med exam result and told her... Here bit.... I'm clean r u clean enough to touch me?

[TheWaWaGirl]

no glove no love ;)

[yuvalkb]

it makes it so much better with a British accent!

[eddieoxford]

A little bit of armour with never harm her