Destroy All Humans! 2 -Xbox- Intro

[MRrobotchicken666]

Best fucking game EVER!

[Golarath59]

KGB stands for Committee for State Security in English.

[Darkhawk4800]

Just like the hippie's say when you scan them "Sequels bite" (As in POTF and BWU original 2 were the best)

[furonwarrior]

@Darkhawk4800 No, it was joking about the game itself because it is a sequel. Usually movie sequels aren't as good as the original. The Destroy All Humans have many spin offs of references from different movies.

[Darkhawk4800]

@furonwarrior

Oh yeah I know it was a joke. I was just using it to describe how I feel about the spin-offs

[Mizfit991]

'Mines bigger'

Makes me wonder how large Furon sex organs are...

[furonwarrior]

@Mizfit991 Uh. 3 inches?

[Darkhawk4800]

@Mizfit991

uhh... non-existant. Crypto (SPOILER and Pox's clone in Path of the Furon) is the only Furon to have gentailia remember?

[Mizfit991]

@Darkhawk4800 Yes I remember...but I was curious XP

[HORDEFTW141]

They SHould redo Destory All Humans 1 & 2 in HD with new missions and stuff

[leonid1995]

"The Package" made me lol.

[pjmgamer0]

0:47 "And the American people are not noticing?" I didnt't Know Roman Bellic worked for the KGB! =3

[CentsTwo]

what int the... Revolution

[ThatsBumblebee2U]

God I love this game

[ttv0]

ha crypto was cloned with junk

[ttv0]

dah 2

dah

screw the others

[MEGAtoaster1]

@ttv0 dah comrad

[kakokapolei123]

@MEGAtoaster1 lol xD

[AlllexL]

2 people envy because Krypto's thing is bigger than their

[jorgep5050]

omg did you saw the brains eye on 1:40

[markzilla6895]

"What the-?!*explosion*" LOL!

[TheVoiceOfReason93]

"Greetings, comrade, mother Russia sends her regards."

"You expect me to beg, Human?"

"No, little Furon - I expect you to DIE." [Points pistol at Crypto]

[Crypto brandishes a large lighting gun]

"Mine's BIGGER."

[MrFryhead957]

1. Destroy All Humans 2

2. Destroy all Humans: POTF

3. Destroy All Humans

M y order:)

[furonwarrior]

@MrFryhead957

This is my order:

1. Destroy All Humans! 2

2, Destroy all Humans!

3. Destroy All Humans! Path of the Furon (Hated that it wasn't even close to the story line.)

4. Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed (Love that it was close to the story line, just hated the jokes and the plot.)

[MrFryhead957]

@furonwarrior same i liked POTF cause of the cool weapons and destruction I ain't played BWU DAH 1 was actually really good but the weapons were crap. DAH 2 was defo the best 1 :)

[vulcanblast1]

@furonwarrior I dissagree.

That my list:

1# DAH! 2

2# DAH! POTF

3# DAH! 1

99# DAH! BWU

Destroy all humans 2 wasnt close to the Storyline (A parody of old Sci-fi movies from the 50's)

Path of the furon would be alot better if it was made by pandemic but...

It brought alot of innovations to the series. The only bad thing is that you didnt fought any boss in the saucer.

[xDeadMisfitsx]

@MrFryhead957 You musta been super high when you wrote that.

[Bladething269]

@MrFryhead957 My order

1)Destroy all humans 2

2)Destroy all humans potf

3)Destroty all humans

4)Destroy all humans big willy unleashed

[dbzfan566]

THAT THE GERMONS USE

[dbzfan566]

he HAS A MAUSER PISTOL

[TheBBQribs]

I WANT THE DAMNED PICTURES THEY SHOWED IN THIS INTRO!

[SIPLcy]

only the Soviet Union cares to save humanity... Great game though!

[Joe143cool]

I wish somebody would remaster these games, they were the best.

[legofan103]

how the hell they get thoes photos

[supercow9001]

Found a hl2 easteregg in russsia. Scan a kgb, and he will say "I hear government is renaming cities with numbers. Tunguska will be city 17." Then, in japan, I found a Zero Wing refrence (All your base are belong to us game). A ninja can say "For great justice"!

[SammEater]

@supercow9001

In england there's references to 007 and Doctor Who.

[BURRITOSS100]

2:27 epic

[Replican815]

Favorite parts: 0:43, 1:08, and 2:22

As a bonus: 2:14 through 2:21: "Hurr durr! James Bond reference... I think."

[Kev21ification]

Damn! I love this video game....this year I'm gna get the third one!.....I can't wait....hahaha gna blow heads off, zap!, make fun of the Pathetic HUMANS!, hahaha LOL

[scampcat16]

does any one eels think pox sounds like zim

[Zeondeath]

@scampcat16

pox voice actor is zim voice actor

[MrPieface001]

OMG I JUST GOT THE GAME YESTERDAY I CANT WAIT TO PLAY

[LawsonMovies]

is crypto part time lord cuz his saucer tends to be bigger on teh inside

[717warlordassassin]

2:22 that's what she said

[zombiedude1411]

@717warlordassassin its "thats what HE said" unless you mean a transgender woman.

[EmporerAaron]

i cnat desice who is better, Crypto 137, crypto 138, crypto 139?

[Kev21ification]

@EmporerAaron Well dude you know what they say....the original is always the best... Go with Crypto 137

[noodlesmealey]

This is an awesome movie slash truther game. Thx for upload; can you put it all up?

Both games including the big weenus spinoff? Wally something? Thanks!!!

[1995Optimus]

"You expect me to BEG, human???!!!"

"No, little Furon, I expect you to die."

*Aims gun at Crypto and Crypto takes out Zap-O-Matic*

"Mine's... bigger!"

LOL GO Crypto!!

[macattackk29]

the grafics in the 1st one were so much better. the 3rd one and pth of the furon also lacked the grafics. i wish that they'd just scrap the whole story line cause its too confusing

[ParaPerception]

I wish that Pox wasn't turned into a monkey.....

HE LOOKED BETTER AS POX 13!!!!

Who's with me?

[hiimgod801]

These first two were WAY better.

[forkspoonknifeful]

@shikamaru9272 pox IS invader zim

[forkspoonknifeful]

okay, but, will it blend

[spidermonkey37068]

well the first 1. lol

[spidermonkey37068]

awesome game!!!have it for ps2!

[darkmetaldroid]

I love the first two games, but they really died off after this one. Pandemic did an amazing job :)

[Videobaschtl33]

@darkmetaldroid Thats sooo true! They could've had alot of success with the third part if it wasn't that dumb and glitchy :(

Its hard to see one of my favourite game series die that early...

[darkmetaldroid]

@Videobaschtl33 And it really was an awesome series too, they should have never switched from pandemic :(

[little5544rachet]

I really want them to make a HD collection of these games you know DAH 1 & 2

[JamesB12003]

wth dose any one notice the james bond line from gold finger when the alien says you espect me to talk human the russian says no i espect you to die

[rbaxterphil]

can you play this on xbox360

[Zanmatt2g]

@rbaxterphil

no

[D0OMZDAYZ]

Love live the CCCP and their fight against the furons XD

[superzilla784]

im geassing Pox didnt turn on the sheild's and weapon defence's. otherwise the MotherShip wouldnt of been destroyed.

[Zanmatt2g]

@superzilla784

how do u know

[superzilla784]

@Zanmatt2g .... seriously......? your asking such a painfully obvious question.....?

[Zanmatt2g]

@superzilla784

maybe they didnt use a security system since they didnt expect to be attacked

[caelum1999]

why are all the zap-o-matics diffrent in every game?

but i like this version of the zap-o-matic more

[makemyday68]

this intro is fucking awsome



[Gabrielvogel]

@raymanluver134 NO MR ALIEN, I EXPECT U TO DIE >:)

James Bond reference xD

[1legomaster]

1:54 "WHAT THE-!!"

"EVOLUTION!" lol he mean't to say what the f%#&

[sonicXrules123]

@1legomaster he said REVOLUTION

[Mandyandashton000]

at 1:46 does that sound like roman from gta 4

[TheGamersEnjoyment]

DA PACKAGE!

[Bladesrcool]

:( my disc is messed up. it All started when me and my friends were playing and he wanted to go to solaris and when it loaded... my xbox was like a printer and then it said " Theres a problem with your disc.It may be dirty or damage. " and i tried to clean it like 7 times and im stuck in solaris . Some one help me :( i enjoyed this game allot. P.S. Only Solaris map doesnt Work.

[hachey93]

MINES BIGGER!!!!!

[CarlosXD67]

is this game for xbox 360?

[microwavemaster448]

I love how he is facing the Soviet Union. So of you might hate them, but I like the Soviet Union, not communism. i hate communism but I think the Soviet Union is cool and strong.

[MegaDarkshadow23]

when did crypto 137 die? i thought 137 was the one that got into the white house?someone please tell me.

[JesusX666]

They did a bloody good job covering up all the shit i caused in the first game, i probably caused enough mass genocide to match the entire US population.

[kriz10and]

i knew that it would be russians

[HellSpawnJellodude]

HELPSKI!

[legonatter105]

no pox is dead!!!! he or she or it was my favorite character.hey what is this game rated plz reaspond someone im tired of all the boring towns.

[born2destroy556]

i hate my version of this mission i love the annoations but my quality SUCKS :(

[henzio54]

wow whts waste of furion DNA

[starnjuy]

ONE OF THE BEST GAMES EVER!

[12trubbs]

did cripto really die?

[Emigdiosback]

@12trubbs yes, but he has clones so yes and no

[PrivateJoker212]

nice, but in the first one, I was on like crypto clone 250 or something lol

[CrazyizFun]

Yaaay Pox :3

[Kari0617]

Can Xbox games play on Xbox 360?

[troymarten]

im suprised the mothership didnt have shields....i mean, a 1969 Missile taking out an alien mothership? thats....weird

[Kaylanthedj]

@troymarten those are furons for ya :D

[SuperbGodzilla]

God I haven't played this game in a while. This and the first one were awesome, Big Willy Unleashed was ok, but Crap of the Furon was SHIT.

[CrazyizFun]

@SuperbGodzilla Really? I didn't like Big Willy all that much, but I liked Path of the Furon. 'Cept the ending. I screamed at the screen, saying that if there was another game to be made after that, Pox better be in it >.>

[SuperbGodzilla]

@CrazyizFun lol

[ZackBond444]

2:27 thats awesome

[TheVoiceOfReason93]

I suppose the 'Revolution' part of the 'solution' to the Furon problem was to imply that the Soviets considered this war against the Furons as an attack against an occupier?

[killer21334]

i really dont understand how a adbanced furon mothership could not detect a not so advanced soviet missile

[marinex1212]

So that's how Pox lost his body!

[NickRewind1314]

Why is Cryipto partying with girls out of disgise? Don't they notice he's a Furon?

[mechaspark1]

@NickRewind1314 I think he hypnotized them to dance, so they wouldn't notice. That's my guess.

[NickRewind1314]

@mechaspark1 I guess that makes sense... thanks

[killer21334]

@NickRewind1314 either its to show us that its crypto OR he hypnotised them to dance(its one of his mental abilities)

[NickRewind1314]

@killer21334 Ahh... I think he hypnotized them.

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

Nooh, littel Fjurron... I ekspekt ju to DAI!

.... MINES... BIGGUERRR!!! Hahahaah! Great line!

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

I WANT THIS ON XBOX!

[cdmaster35]

dude i know what president crypto is.............. richard nixion XD

[DudeFret]

Man does anyone have, the WHOLE collection, just wondering because i do.

Mine's bigger.....L O L

[ATTI13SZILAGYI]

Hi man!

Awesome walktrough!!!

I searched this for a long time now! ;)

You have my sub!!! ;)

[Animeman2008]

Crypto 137 was killed around the time of the death of president Kennedy, thus we can assume that incident was the cause of 137's death

[UnitedBoy97]

wow never knew that

[NickRewind1314]

@Animeman2008 But in the game Big Willy Unleashed in the mission where you need to charge an aray of satalites then call Furotech indistries to fix Pox, he refers to himself as Cryptosperidum 137... Hmm...

[snugglesbecool]

lol i used to play this on original xbox

[xboxandps2guy]

whats 'the package'

ilove this game

[07lnel]

@xboxandps2guy

i think i read somewhere that "the package" is crypto's genitalia :S

[NickRewind1314]

@xboxandps2guy The package means that that Crypto clone can 'sexually' reproduce. Other Furon clones can't.

[07lnel]

2:12  what gun is that?

[gtaboy1224567]

so crypto 137 is dead

[azuramanuel]

I remember the days I used this on the good old PS2. Memories will live on forever.

[MrIAMNOTANOOB]

the russians have been spying on crypto throughout the entire first game

[Darkstar263]

"Mine's bigger!"

Crypto is awesome.

[dklthabest]

and deadlier lol

[Darkstar263]

@dklthabest

Yeah lol

[gruntora]

"He has a distinct new addition, known only as "The Package." I lol'd at that part.

[wwefan593]

i love this game!! whats the new one called?? anyways the games are so easy i beat them in hours after i get it but its fun

[grievousorvenom]

the new ones called path of the furon. Do you have it?

[littleRmarca]

i love this game

[lordplank77]

so the krypto u were in the first1 is dead?

[BobaFettRules321]

yep

[stoopid335]

he isnt they just use crypto 138 in this one but in big willy uleashed they use 137

[BobaFettRules321]

thats weird but it's the truth

[gtaboy1224567]

@stoopid335 crypto 137 is dead

[FuronFreak]

OMG I just noticed something !!!!!!!!!!

At 1:41 the brain had brown eyes ... then at 1:53 it has BLUE eyes o_O

[furonwarrior]

Oh wow, I just noticed that as well. O_o Strange.

[Cryptosporidium228]

@FuronFreak i just noticed that to. lol

[alstorp100]

@FuronFreak furon eyes reflect... so its nothing weird at all

[XDraydenReapZX]

@FuronFreak lol

[runbutyoucanthide]

you expect me to beg human .

no i expect you to die.

in goldfinger it said you expect me to talk

no i expect you to die

[BULLSHIT1173]

Yes we got the reference. Thank you

[TheSentinelStone]

LOL "Mines bigger!"

[FuronFreak]

"Mine's bigger!" Love it when he says that!

[furonwarrior]

lol

[NickRewind1314]

@FuronFreak Me too! Hee hee!

[Ozzy0sbourne]

did you use a video card or RAD or what?

[furonwarrior]

My recording tool is called WinTV 2000.

[agentfire101]

you rock harder then anyone

[Hellonx]

Mother Russia sends regards.

[waluigi1234567]

Can use the weapon at 0:39 in destroy all humans1?

[furonwarrior]

Nope. It's a beta weapon.

[5LoZeRzPr0]

wats that weapon at 0:39

[furonwarrior]

It was a beta weapon, it was used to hypno humans to come follow Crypto or to bring them to the saucer for probing.

[XCreepyXAnimeXGuyX]

xDD mines bigger

[Double2Tee]

is the xbox version different from the ps2

[jorge12282]

no i think all versions of every game is the same but no it isnt diff

[Onyx112899]

Poor pox he die at 1:55

[furonwarrior]

Yeah...

[Onyx112899]

0:46 LOL "the american people are not notecing"

[furon83]

begining masvive attack.

project:death of earthlings

[CamraMan1212]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha CRYPTO IS A BEAST

[furon83]

you expect me to beg human?

[bossfight1]

No, Furon. I expect you to DIE.

[starwarsjoshsmith]

@bossfight1

Where's the iconic laser scene that comes with that line? Come on, if you're gonna parody James Bond, and least parody the best parts!

[nindroid47]

this got me thinking, Crypto decides to return to be president in the 90's. He takes the form of...Bill Clinton XD

[furonwarrior]

xD Crypto being a chubby chaser...but I think that was just a Family Guy joke...

[starwarsjoshsmith]

This is the most epic intro in the entire series. DAH!'s intro was also pretty epic. PotF's intro was just lame.

[furonwarrior]

I wish they had this intro in the B movie section instead of that trailer...eh.

[EminemGuy47]

wow