Ahmed & Salim Ep 5

[DJshoop13]

you must be a noob lol

[freshfox24]

love- telenovelia ahahhahah

[TheRitokun]

atlast the bitch died

[Ecktoblade292]

lol gamespy

[RayWJfan52598]

Bitch=Paris Hilton :)

[Volksarmist]

man...for achmed et salim they mix several languages like spanish, italian, english, hebrew, and arabian.....i thought i even recognized something like "da joodn", like chaplin pronounced his "german" for "the great dictator".....and also they created funny "coherences" like paris hilton instead of b*tch or george michael instead of f*g....

[silverunleashed09]

lady = vagina

[TheDrazevnik]

don't worry - Bobby McFerrin

[infinitysquaredmusic]

how many times do they say "fudge" or "banana"?

[dandeman777]

girl means vagania WAT

[hajdi9]

What's that music in the end?

[Energiz3rsKWT]

sry for the typoo but im at work and iphone keyboard sucks

[Energiz3rsKWT]

@mirrelmiller99 lol western what?? u dont even know how sexy is our ladies are dude plus not all women wear that but its or privacy reasons and tottaly optional. chill

[ChrisTheFailb0t]

jerk a banana = don't worry OMG =))

[xxShiboChanxx]

ahhw poor ahmed and poor Israeli girl :,<

Hate yassir!

[SPAMagent]

fudge-banana? gamespy? xD

[callum2546]

wtf u stole this vid u dick FACE!!!

[MCyoushedo]

1:37-1:39

is it me or does he say "yuck! with a vagina!?"

[TrustSnipes]

Huh?

[Merrillmiller99]

Make love not war! The arabs are so frustrated because they haven´t get laid for centurys. No wonder, who would fancy a woman all covered in black like a ghost? And under that mobile tent they have a mustash, and legs, armpits and pussy hairy like an imams beard. And they smell sweat and have bad teeth! No wonder arabs like western women!

[hhmmedia]

but she was bitch she decide :D

[MaximusEruditus]

to be in love = telenovelia LOL

[almusharf345]

This aint readl arabic you cunts...lol

[lDontCare1]

Adultry= betrayal hahah fucking hilarious!!

[Baltimore21224]

Are they speaking some english????

[supercesnek]

son of paris hilton xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Linkjerto]

Come in= Matata

[shaheryarify]

date = drew barrymore xD roflmao



[Linkjerto]

I get the door! I get the door!

Who cares who gets the door?

I get the door!!!

WHO THE FUCK CARES?

[MewetheKiwi]

LOL date = drew barrymore

to date = drew barrymoria

[MrKafkafim]

Go bashta hagiga be snuker ...ahahahaha!

[MrKafkafim]

That is soo addictive! I am on episode # 6 already lol!

[SeRbIaFoReVeR479]

barka jarka barka farka darka hahahahhahahhahaghah

[BodomBeachKiller]

wow, this is one of the most retarded things I've seen out there.

[xxRissyRawrxx]

wtf ..what language are they speaking?

[notverysuperdean]

@xxRissyRawrxx they're not speaking any language they are just putting together a bunch of words from different languages. Except for when they are speaking in hebrew than its actual hebrew

[MewetheKiwi]

@notverysuperdean i keep hearing spanish

[majedhussin1]

اليهود شعب غريب جدا حتى الترجمه يضعون لغتهم فوق اللغه الانجليزيه هههههههههههه

[meyerm2y]

is that arabic or parsi?

[SariKireas]

It's like Oriental South Park! GOOD!

[Wyga23]

it is sad

[sihotang1975]

1:21 cant u see ana talking ana vagina??? LOL

[Legoking45]

3:13 I love her= intercoursa XD

[kevintoto]

Fudge Banana?

[MaksimLevinskyMusic]

The Ending was HORRIBLE! not funny at all, just shocking.

לא אהבתי את הפרק הזה, בעיקר בגלל הסוף הנוראי והמזעזע שלו;

לא מצחיק בעליל.

[Arualebasi]

son of paris hiton = yo son of a bitch hahahahahahahah 1:21

[zeevgut]

to @MerMar94 : Where did you take this "thousands of kids and people' number from? Are you retarded? How aoout Darfur where people really die? or shot by thousands by Egyptians on their border? Or almost 800 people who died as a result of the World Jihad terror activities just in the month of May? Ha? Degenerate.

[mrgenius4]

you son of paris hilton XD !

[NadadorRojo]

"But I want Call Of Duty! You son of Paris Hilton!" xD

[shayshalom]

the arab guy ahmad looks like Obama

[MerMar94]

imagine , you're sitting in front of your sofisticated computer , laughing and having fun , while thousands of kids and people die in Palestine ... you know , it doesn't need to be a muslim to get it , being a humanbeing is enough to feel the pain people in palestine feel .. i don't say that we should kill the israeli people , but this problem 's got to be solved soon ...

[shayshalom]

@MerMar94 Imagine million of ppl, especially muslims themselves, r killed evey day by primitive terrorist darkest ways by ur ppl or the ppl u support. they killed my girlfriend in a bus, while killing 5 more children. they make us kill them because they r bloody terrorist n we won't stand ur primitive dark way of thinking that mainly harm urself

[therubicon]

@MerMar94 People must finally absolve themselves of hate revenge, and dedicate themselves to non violence and peace as an absolute life path, not a strategy, not a means to an end.

We need to practice the path of pacifism the same as Gandhi and Jesus did.

Only then will people stop wanting to kill people for not being exactly the same as them

[zeevgut]

@MerMar94 Where did you take this "thousands of kids and people? Are you retarded? How aoout Darfur where people really die? or shot by thousands by Egyptians on their border? Or almost 800 people who died as a result of the World Jihad terror activities just in the month of May? Ha? Degenerate.

[Ambulanceo]

drew barrymore

[tvfreak78]

and then starts doing the macarena haha

[tvfreak78]

lol funny when shes just about to choose and he blows her head of

[tvfreak78]

@tvfreak78 and then he starts doing the macarena

[TheBazilMan01000010]

if you see all these episodes in all of them they say Fudge Banna ect lol

[3rdSamurai]

He said in plain english that "can't you see I'm talking to a vigina?"

[61pure61]

Also french and spanish xD

[Verisexi001]

But they DID make thier own language as you can hear "bananasplitta" means to hurry "momento" means a moment ^^

[ericconner75]

kool calbe bigi umo

ya kaka baleben!

[idideroo]

at least in this ep the arabs win

[littlebigplanet1000]

y did ahmed saystuff like cant u see i am dating someone

[TheUTubeRebel]

"woman" is vagina in hebrew WTF??!?!

[yonataneshel]

@TheUTubeRebel - no. they don't "speak" Hebrew they're dubbed in Gibberish.. and they spot itwith english and spanish words that suppose to remind the original meaning..

the dubbing actually sucks, but the rest is pretty good

[DemonGodAsura]

dude a woman isnt vagina in hebrew i know hebrew isha is a woman in hebrew vagina is pussey in hebrew XDD

[DemonGodAsura]

they talk in arabic btw

[hashro]

its not arabic ... they use undefined language to make it funny

[DemonGodAsura]

yeah i heard a lot of words in hebrew a lot in arabic que=what in spanish so a little spanish and as u can see they did all kind of weird english like dicko and used names like lady gaga= fag XD

[luckyStrike89ru]

@DemonGodAsura They use words and names from different languages, there is no "official" language in this.

[Verisexi001]

No they are using "fake arab" and using "random hebrew letters" as subtitles, I'm an arab so I know that, well sometimes they say arab words that makes sense to the situation, like once Ahmed says "Mush hala" which means not now, as the subs said when Salim was asking Ahmed to show his facebook.

And the reason I do not that is not correct hebrew is a guy from Israel as a source :)

[Verisexi001]

And they say things like "Sono" instead of "son" and they say well and shit so they mix alot of languages and accents togehter :)

[yrtsg]

@Verisexi001 they only mix english hebrew together the rest is made up bullcrap

[TheUTubeRebel]

I'm hearing Arabic, Spanish and English words all in one sentence...

[valeagathon]

Son of Paris Hilton=Son of a bitch lawl

[sivanef]

זה לא היה מצחיק... זה היה דיי עצוב האמת

[GLukeSkovarodker]

way = banana

[otaka732]

This is a bunch of stereotypical propaganda.

[slay3r43v3r]

sure it is but its still funny!!!

[ssukhwal]

@slay3r43v3r but its so true!!!!

[Xunkun]

Y'know, I dated a Israeli girl one. Not Jewish, jsut Israeli, so ex-IDF: toned body, *fantastic* ass. But, I'm more of a breast man, and for other reasons, it didn't work out.

Now, "dating" a GOTH girl; that's a huge fucking mistake, especially any weaboo loli goths.Goddamn skank! Never date anyone who thinks black is the color of theri soul, and shops for "baby born under the stars shine so bright" or whatever that shitfest label is.

Do your holy duty: kill a Goth today! :D

[xProfexXx]

ya our girls rock :D!! israeli girls have great ass's ;D my girl has the most fantastic ass i have ever seen!

I agree about the goth girl thing. :| besides the killing them part...

[freemanian2027]

A fucking MEN

[hahawee072]

lady = vagina

[ThetaRay7]

Drew Barrymore = a date?? lol

[FirsToStrike]

They really say "Banana" too much.

[SerafinoMistico]

1:24 FIL ZON PARIS HILTON! XD

[99knight]

at a point they said jerk a banana

[Nabxxoxo123]

rotflmao...Banana? xDDDDDDD :D

[ratje67]

banana.. :-D

[TheAssasinDesportan]

I lold at 4:23

[pivotamster321]

4.35 and some more seconds after that. what achmed said was funny or actually the way he said it was funny

[kaosixmr]

he said son of paris hilton lol

[sex4l3]

Lady=veginaXDDD

[ZonTheDon]

"Shut your mouth"

ahahahahahhaa

Can't believe he didn't fuck her at teh park or at his father's house

[ASAQ100]

non of this language john lennon means gay in their language

[jak0bz]

in an other episode john lennon meant peace...

[OpethOk]

Jack Bauer is way better than Mikael Scofield!!!!

Jack Bauer is GOD!!!!!!

[ZOMGAPOTATO]

.......Is it just me or did I hear the word "Vagina" several times?

[HamstaaMastaa]

Maybe thats how they refer to a lady. O3O

Lol

[Trotmaster15]

" ACHMED AND SALIIIIM! " haha I think that they just found their new nemesis!

[regionalsaint]

"Religion is not about love, it's about killing lots of innocent people for no logical reason"

So true, so true...

[trackstar1200]

Ferme ta grosse geule connasse .You shut up asshole .

[dragoons9009]

You must be referring to the crusades or jihad.

[bartdudeman]

this would be my fav show on tv, it's soooooooooo effin funny

[dragoons9009]

what language is this in?

[drogin88]

Achmed and Salim speaks in a arabic influenced english i think...No real language...Not any I've ever heard atleast.

The girl speaks real hebrew.

[dragoons9009]

Real good communication.

[S0ulB]

Achmed and Salim aren't talking arabic at all, its English influenced Hebrew and Arabic accent.

[Mifodiy35]

They are using some arabic words ,like "sababa" .

[kikininjaofthenight]

haha and they trow in some spanish as well

[jak0bz]

They are talking a made up language, so far ive heard:

German

English

Arabic

Hebrew

Spanish

French

[Quinkiller]

i heard a finnish word

[6070505]

jobriish lol, only when the israeli's speak then thats real hebrew

[gamer10166]

lol this is so freakin funny it should be a 30 minute show on cable!

[perfectpredator11]

LOOOL THE MADALENA PART

[MyNameIsPickles]

lmao they say fudge banana like 3 times

[abbscarface]

haha this is so funny

[domesticidiot156]

lol only episode without the parent yelling

[isachaley88]

"dont worry sugar lips!" ..lololololol

[YeMeNiGhT123]

חחח מגיע לה! שמאלנית מסריחה מה היא הולכת עם ערבים?!?!

[shai5765]

נכון

[shai5765]

נכון ימין לשלטון !!!!1

[cilibinarii]

סתום תפה שלך כאילו שהם לא בני אדם.

[YeMeNiGhT123]

סתום סתום תפה יא שמאלני מנמניאק! לך תתן לערבים החיות האלה נשקים כדי שיהרגו את האחים שלך!

[shirrocs]

when the israelis speak they are talking in hebrew.

(an israeli language) :P

Lmaoo.

[Voutshy]

A SUBTITLE STANDS. LADY BUT HE SAid vagina^^

[6MemoryOfForever9]

when the Israelis speak,are they speaking hebrew or whatever words?

[ari102791]

hebrew

[superb0]

its hebrew :D

[BlaizeStr]

Hebrew dimwit

[vaginaazul]

Excellent, specially the way they talk

Achmed & Saliiiiiiim

awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nizzemancer]

lol When he said lady I distinctly heard him say "vagina" The whole made up language rules!

[lrlrb7x]

i hope u know that aint realy arabish im a jew (not filthy lol) and i know that aint arabsih they saw hebrew words too.

[jkoloklkoklokl]

and they say a lot of spanish and english words

but some of it is really arabic

[Yasmieen13]

hahaha "Z

[austinrulez09]

callum ma's first words when he was born were (WHERE IS THE CHILD!!!!! ALL I CAN SEE IS EARS!!!!!!!!!!!)