"Yacchatta" with Touhou【歩く性教育】

[Fluteauxfromage]

Marisa xD

[urielip12]

2:33

H-H-Hag! O_O

[darkninjaabc]

And, that's exactly why Reimu owns a huge debt.

[ashley3wl]

Ah... I was waiting for the translation. ^^ Thanks.

[epicdrake]

Why does it matter that Mokou smokes? Isn't she thousands of years old and immortal to boot?

[Guedez]

dat marisa face

[apocaly21]

the lyrics were made for a touhou video or not? 'cause in some parts it match (like with marisa) but in others don't (like with mokou)

[rkamyu]

@apocaly21 Yes, these lyrics were made for the Touhou video. The Touhou video was based off the song "Yacchatta" by Hanya. Perhaps this will clear some things:

Scenarios in the original song

1. Guy scores weed and gets caught by a police officer while smoking it with his friend.

2. Guy cheats on his girlfriend with a girl he met at a get together. It turns out that that girl is his girlfriend's friend.

(Continued on next response)

[rkamyu]

@rkamyu 3. Guy wakes up in a room doesn't recognize and can't remember what he did last night. I'm not exactly sure what actually happened. I think it turns out that he slept with a guy.

4. Guy was laid off and is in almost out of money. He bets the last of his money on a horse race. He throws away the ticket in despair, but then learns that he won.

[apocaly21]

@rkamyu it makes sense now thanks bud

[argeey94]

I lol'd. Very Hard, =)))))

[rkamyu]

Wow, so many comments. Thanks, everyone. It seems like some people have problems seeing the captions. I did too (why...?) but I think you might be able to see them if you turn the captions off and on or something like that. Also, I translated another video (not Touhou related).

[Tim1994MY]

honestly, i didn't understand much, but why i can't stop laughing? XD

PS.: does someone has an english translation?

[argeey94]

@Tim1994MY this has english subs, just click the "CC" button in the video window, english captions will load after a while.

[Tim1994MY]

@argeey94 Ohh :X....... okay, thanks ^^

[bbbkimi1234]

holy fuck , remilia voice xDDD

[alapso]

I heard a Mitsudomoe song in there...

[zeroxvile]

Cant stop listening to this

[2traquinas]

nice music and drawings..... Can anybody traduce the lyrics please?

[tophbeifong004]

Moral: Mokou was raped by Keine, Marisa was beaten to death, Ran was molested and Hong Meiling got fired. XD

[MrBoomba21]

Finally ! With english sub :D

[yurishizu17]

nice! this is my first touhou rap song I heard!

[LindenBree]

Yukari made me laugh, just wow xD

[Exoskel2]

1;35 Shut the fuck up.

[Ludolph314]

3:34

WTF?!? Reimu using Master Spark? What is this sorcery?!?

[Guedez]

why the hell mokou used a lighter from the start?

[mikuahr]

いい声だ

[RikThunder33]

..who do somefaces looks just too male o.O

[RORO083014]

声最高!!!!

[Gakuloid]

Umm who disliked this? it's too awesome



[Guedez]

@Gakuloid mokou, marisa and ran. Since meiling now lives in a cardboard box she can't dislike this.

[apelhitam]

1:35 SHAD DA FAK KAP

[Guedez]

@apelhitam SHUTTA FUKKAPU is more like

[Gakuloid]

1:34 SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Lol.

[Kyle374]

Start out awesome, Get a little odd, Get's really odd, Then end's awesome.

[htarreva]

2:42 I like how Ran has 9 tails but Yukari's hair is separated into 10 parts with 10 ribbons. 11 if you include the hair on her head with the ribbon.

[Colimaisnada]

Moko-tan got lectured by Keine.

Marisa got caugh two-timing.

Ran got screwed.

China got unlucky.

:D

[AgentSapphire]

at least Marisa didn't cheat on Flan or there wouldn't be anything left.

[Ginko200]

I CANT CLOSE MY MOUTH XD

[Comberrium]

Lol there were subs? XD Nevermind

[Comberrium]

I couldn't understand the last one...

[Comberrium]

@Comberrium Lol there were subs? XD Nevermind

[Comberrium]

@Comberrium Lol there were subs? XD Nevermind

[shadowriolu49]

@sethydeathy

Yo :D I know a whole bunch, ze =u="

[PshychoManiac]

Poor Meiling.

[Yasmimm2011]

now I feel bad for Meiling (aka China)

[ZetsubouGintama]

GATTAI DA!

[tripflag]

dohoho this is amazing. Best tåhå rap I've seen yet, and thanks for the translation

[Tanksareforcowards]

ok, I've seen this with English subtitles somewhere, but now I can't find it......... Someone help, please?

[Jakkaruthesprite]

@Tanksareforcowards Click the closed caption button and it should have eng subs.

[Tanksareforcowards]

@Jakkaruthesprite oh, now I've done it.. thanks!

[k566r7121]

それからあらららの声が可愛いです＊

[k566r7121]

なんだろ…心地いいw

[mizukiyay]

Like the original one better, but it doesn't sound that bad =3. Just the original says the words in ways that make it sound better and a little more drawn out =3.

[zemminy]

パチュリーの声に吹いたｗ高すぎるｗ

[myorke99]

oh man this is great! it sounds like a japanese version of eminem, and he's singing about touhous!

[MitoMito0]

@myorke99  *touhoes

fixed

[rocketlvr]

1:34 STFU! xD

[Bahamut2218]

I think Marisa is suggesting a love triangle.

...And gets promptly rejected.

[LimeYellowed]

thsi is so epic ! XD

[tankOdrum2]

And finally WTF Alice is upside down to kick Marisa? 1:35

BDSM at 2:45?

3:13 Why would you throw a lottery ticket in the first place

0:54 You rat Kaguya

0:29 Don't you have village to protect Keine, stop stalking Mokou..

[DaceFXLance]

@tankOdrum2 Why are you taking this to heart? It's a fan video. Christ...

[tankOdrum2]

I mean Mokou can't die, so shouldn't she be allowed to abuse her body...

Besides Mokou smokes in front of Keine without discretion and she didn't give a #$%$ during those times

[tankOdrum2]

I mean Mokou can't die, so shouldn't she be allowed to abuse her body...

[tankOdrum2]

Why would Keine give a @#$# about what Mokou is doing.

Why would Marisa two time in the first place without telling the other.

Why would Ran be scared of Yukari.

Why would Hong Meiring be a dumbass and throw her lottery ticket away.

[ramisama88]

@tankOdrum2 are you mentally challenged or just trolling? =p this is a fan video you know fan does have to do with *cough* fantasy *cough* meaning its not real its FAN MADE got it ? or do i have to explain further?

[tankOdrum2]

This is no longer shit happens, this is shit happens because you made it happen.

[tankOdrum2]

Why would Mokou smoke with her life's enemy, I mean... doesn't she really hate Kaguya

[MedicHaus]

After a bit of practice, I can finally sing this whole song. Get at me

[CapTrigger]

Life lessons.....life lessons.....(don't smoke ((anything)) don't two time...don't drink....and don't bet)

[Th3Sh1n1gam1]

This version is definitely more fun than the original.

[jamesryujiiha]

「合体だ」ｗ

[gutierrez6291]

I think instead of saying "Now I've done it", for an english version the lyrics would fit the beat if they were changed to "I fucked up". That's what I hear in my head, at least.

[Darnoroth]

2:21

ZUN'S HAT?

[Itadatimasu]

i wonder...how the hell is that even possible!? *pointin at the matchypatch/marisa sex part*

[sethydeathy]

I wonder... do girls watch Touhou videos like these? thumbs up if you do

[SkyFormToad]

@sethydeathy

I'm a girl and watched it lol .w.

[Meowiing]

@sethydeathy im a girl and im straight and im obsessed with touhou XD

[sethydeathy]

@Meowiing

WOAH! 163 thumbs up. I was beggining to think only guys like touhou.

[silverfan2k]

@sethydeathy I guess i'm an answer to your question. X3

[EUR0BEAT]

@sethydeathy Why the hell not?

[Coverguy88]

2:14.. hmmm :)

[papuspl]

1:34 "Shut the fuk up" lol ^^ ararararara

[PurpleXVI]

Who's the artist for this stuff? I've seen his things in another PV or two, but I can't seem to find a name.

[nuttynub]

I have to say, this one is even better than the original one. It contains more emotion. Especially at the part where Marisa is caught for 2 timing. XD

[JUZKILL]

2:08 many people fav =w=

[TheElegantGabriel]

GATTAI DA~

[firesniperbullet2]

I wonder if remi had any luck.

[broodman1]

how does this only have 9,130 views? this is amazing 

[SuperElotesLocos]

1:03 = Marisa stole her precious thing :D

[thesunalwayrises]

you gotta love Touhou for the most obvious reason: it got all kind of character presenting all kind of ppl from our word

Marisa-a pimp- as far as i know, she not only 2 timing, but also (about) 5-6 timing

Ran- pedophile? sexholic? nudist?

China... I mean Meiling- slacker, lazyass, top notch idiot

Mokou-punk

[shadowimpulse]

LOL@Ran's reaction to Yukari Troll: "BA BA BA!!!!" (instant death flag=1)

[JUZKILL]

@shadowimpulse BABABA mean she call yukari as BABA =w= a hag XD

[iliekmudkipss]

Who sung this version, and can I have a link to the touhou wiki page for them? I know the voice, I just cant put my finger on it.

[remmidemmiyippie]

@iliekmudkipss this is 100% internet production, the original is a song from famous rapper Hannya but the rapper who sings this touhou version is Arukuseikyouiku (walking sex education is his name), an internet rapper

[Darluk]

Yukari's such a troll.

[TheMr0taku]

So . . . That great!!!

[Yeaner10]

Touhou HipHop style :xD

[Sukinagi]

Poor China... xD

[Decliner]

I found this very humorous.

[cleaner279]

the rhythm for this song is kinda awesome. I love how the stories go on. funny~~

[rkamyu]

@cleaner279 I'm glad you liked it.

[tzeshern]

Nice. Mokou got caught by Keine for smoking and Marisa got caught for 2 timing

[rkamyu]

@tzeshern looks like Marisa's popular with the viewers too.

[tzeshern]

@rkamyu Yeah. The subtitle is too bright to see though. Do u think u can change it to a color that is easy to view?

[rkamyu]

@tzeshern Sorry, I don't know how to control the color if that's even possible. This is the first time I subbed anything.

[tzeshern]

@rkamyu I see. The video was funny though

[Philijongon]

@rkamyu A viewer can change it himself with clicking in "other options" under the CC button