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  • )))))))))))))

  • And that's what bud light does to your head. XD

  • Get your paws off OUR women you DAMN DIRTY APE!!!!!!

  • @GRIMLOCK84 Chimp: NOO!!!

  • She gonna get Aids lol :P

  • Caesar is home

  • @mrArtystik Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

  • hahahaha

  • cleveland brown?

  • @Searcheur ha ha i was thinking the same thing!

  • i am 10 chimp.... yes i am very harry!

  • so you like banana's?

  • Why do people think it's cruel to put a tshirt on a chimp or whatever. Just because it's not running around throwing shit around doesnt mean it's suffering

  • @jaryd12345 Yeah, so long as the chimps are well- treated, those PETA douchebags should shut up about it!

  • Ooooh chimpanzee that!

  • ha just like the chimp that tried it on with the zookeeper's wife!

  • Don't leave your chick with this chimp

  • why is it every1's commenting sayin its sad for the chimps fukin hell get a life if u can only think of negatives for a fukin commercial who eva finks its sad ought to lick there dead nans minge hole clean

  • Don't get 2 close He'll rip ur face off.

  • Chimpanzee that!

  • Also, it needs to teach them so they can help human in terms of technology. This is possible, maybe they have an extra-intelligent that we not yet discover. They have a few amount of population, don,t think that they can rule us. Were too farther advanced from them. What if we take them and share our knowledge Instead of let them living inside the jungle and remains a wild. Were living in one planet, let's help our neigbours.

  • @BrAvZtheGrEaT

    Your right. Not all Chimps are bad. They only hurt us because they are very protective and don't like Human behaviour. If we were nicer to animals.... Then yeah. They would be nicer.

  • They are not all dangerous like us. If we teach them a good attitude, they will not heart anyone, people have different behavior same as the chimp. They can be a good or bad depending on their surroundings. Don't judge them.

  • I hear this is how AIDS got started

  • Sounds suspiciously like Cleaveland from Family Guy, doesn't he?

  • the chick fucked that chimps big fat cock.....

  • lets cut the chit chat, head upstairs where we can ehh, ya know, weee whooo, werrrr werr werr, eeeet err eeeet err, WHOA here he comes....act natural!

    Chimps are smooooth baby, hehe.

  • ahahah lol XD

  • AIDS

  • Stupid ass commercial, people are so easily entertained. 

  • this is no joke,there are people who are having sex with monkeys,horses dogs donkeys. remmember planet of the apes.

  • erhm a chimp isn't a monkey, its an Ape (also Gorillas, Orangutans and Bonobos), monkeys have tails and are of a diff species

  • fake

  • @chunk123123 retard

  • @underkiller911666 Thank you SO much for calling him a retard! He must of thought that he was so intelligent to be able to point out that it's fake. EVEN THOUGH in the description it says that it's from a commercial. THANK YOU!

  • i wanna see some monkey porn. lmao.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­!!!!! i love that chimp!!!

  • Light beer = Fail

  • lol

  • Elvis had a pet chimpanzee called Scatter. Scatter had been a performing chimp, previously owned by a Memphis childrens entertainer. Scatter also had a penchant for looking up womens skirts, which amused Elvis.

  • @amusingfacts lol is that true?

  • I don't see a chimp.

  • I wanna see the baby

  • lmao

  • He acted all smooth till he chewed her face off.

  • The situation ended up in a 3-way.

  • @Cab0cl0 racist fuck

  • @CaptainGOP racist prick

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    i cant stop to laughting

  • It's only a matter of time before the feminists try to get that chimp charged with sexual harrassment

  • Don't forget...failing to shave....his back LOL.

    Now that was funny but as others below have pointed out, they are wild animals which one day might just go ape-shit & try to beat the crap out of you...there isn't a lot of difference between them & some blokes though?!

    *Still keep them were they belong, in the jungle & not in a lab!

  • @AresCassell ROFL

  • @AresCassell HAHA

  • @AresCassell And it's only a matter that I'm going to tell you to learn how to use correct punctuation right before you put up a comment.

  • @armandornd Well please correct me then, oh grammatical one.

  • @AresCassell or before they allow Chimp Marriage...

  • @Peace7Maker

    That too.

  • @AresCassell lol feminists can go suck a cock and i'm a girl as well but we not in the 60's anymore.the year of the burning bra is over, they hsould get over themselves

  • lol

  • that what you see when your drunk.

  • is dat the kid from everybody hates chris??? it lookz just like him lol!!!!!!!

  • after recent chimp attacks i hear that chimps that do commercials after the 8 of eight get the shaft because they are too strong. This is terrible let the chimp be in the wild before he reminds you he is wild. Also this commerical makes them look all nice and cute but are really very dangerous unpredictable animals.

  • Exactly right XRRfan. Extremely intelligent, extremely strong, extremely dangerous when provoked!

  • @XRRfan

    It is terrible how they treat chimps but they certainly are no more "dangerous and unpredictable" than your neighbor's dog or it's owner. The problem is that most people don't care enough to pay attention to what chimps are trying to communicate or simply lack the intelligence needed to interpret what's going on in the chimp's mind.

  • @XRRfan Lear how to use correct grammar right before you put up a comment.

  • @armandornd lol, don't come to the internet expecting good grammar!

  • @sunsetsbythesea Learn how to use correct grammar right before you send somebody a comment.

  • @XRRfan read The Life of Pi

  • @XRRfan thats why there constantly abused by there trainers to make them scared to death and make them do acting right

  • @XRRfan yeah if you're going to have a chimp make sure you are stronger than him.

  • @XRRfan I WATCHED THE VIEW THE OTHER DAY with the guy thats in the new planet of the apes movie, and he says they retire the chimps when they are 13, not 8.

    nobody wants to deal with a teenager. no matter what species.

  • so FUNNY LOL

  • funny

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • He's so well behaved until one day he snaps and rips your fucking face off, a chimp pet is a bad idea.

  • that actually did happen to a women i saw a video on myspace and she had no nose or eyes and kinda like a cut for a mouth...

  • So wha-da-ya think about back hair? LMAO

  • hahahahaha

  • Monkey's have AID's LOL

  • that monkey is monkeying your girl friend

  • Looks like Leonard Susskind.

  • WOAH...my commenting limit was exceded or whatever and like the letters u have to type in were INCEST lmao

  • I get that 'commenting limit was exceeded' ALL the time. I also type those letters EXACTLY and it never works!!!!!!! Does that happen to you too?? YouTube should stop doing that.

  • Thats messed up lmao

  • all this videos about is a chimp trying to score with that hot chick and u gay ass racist mother fuckers are saying that the chimp is smarter than a black person, or the chimp looks like a black person...u guys are stupid keep ur opinions to ur self and show some fucking respect

  • You're fucking stupid.

  • Lol How do you feel about Back hair?!?!?!?! :D

  • come on baby show the little guy some tit

  • Omg.. you're all pathetic.. you're all a disgrace to Humanity..

    (Better get my Wooden Spoon and Bowl out, we've got shit stirrers in the house)

    Seriously stop being Racial you weak minded Pheasants and enjoy the Comedy of the Video.

  • i hate fucking racial people like you all

  • WTF IS UR PROBLEM U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WITCH RIGHTS DO YOU HAVE TO INSULT A HUMAN, YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN FUCKING HITLER HOMO PIECE OF SHIT GET A LIFE. (im white) I AM AGAINST U FUCKING KKK MOTHER FUCKERS

  • U fagto mother faker i used to live in black hood allways i hade problem with them.And let me tell u this 80%black they call each other nigger.what have thay don nothing....go suck some white dick u nigger.

  • lol i am white. and seriously when other black ppl call each other the n word they dont really mean to insult each other, its just like i call my friends homo without a reason sometimes just to be "funny", and you probably had a problem with them becouse u were a FUCKED UP HITLER CONTESTING PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKER GET A LIFE, LIVE LIFE, DONT INSULT LIFE ..l.. i hate white ppl like you so much, you are a disgrace to humanity, FUCK YOU

  • fakin black fagto when any white or anybody say nigger thay dont mean it just like u said( i call my friends homo without a reason sometimes just to be "funny).....lol if you dont like the truth,go suck some of de white Ball u fagat..

  • seriously you still havnt got it that im white? your a fucking shithole. go back to your shithole and dont talk to normal ppl, even white ppl dont like you fucking hitler ball sucker

  • Black people don't call each other nigger lol. Nigga and nigger have two completely different connations (regardless if you believe either word should be used). Nigga being a term of endearment while nigger is unequivokly derogatory.

  • Umm...no. I'm black and its not the "same shit".

  • you no what u dont like it fuck of bitch.....

  • What's wrong with white dicks?

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  • i am an emo T_¬

  • I am not A racist i Know someone who is daughter Of the Violation of A Primate And Guess What She Is Human In apperance And has Clear Skin But a Primate Geneticaly You can see in her Stance and And Attitudes. Now you might ask how do i know that...Well i know things You shall never know. Otherwise Geneticaly scan Africans And Primates Geneticaly...you Clown. Like The CIA Scientists did Otherwise i am sorrounded by Negators That Deny Facts With No Confirmation Of their Centainty T_T

  • lol

  • Lol please. For one chimps don't have lips. Two they have muzzles that NO humans have.

  • huh what?

  • Huh wat? I was responding to TheGooberment lol.

  • i wasresponding to the indian dickhole "mydickindia"

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  • Its been proven by American scientist that chimps came from African Not africans came from chimpansees. Monkeys are proven to be a degeneration of the human race and that human come from another type of Mamal Not Primate (monkey) African where simply slightly Quite Degenerated by the regions Damaging Radiation FACT,its information Not My Opinion about Races

  • It is now proven that the scum of the earth came from you and not vice versa.

  • We both express happiness, sadness, fear and despair. Chimps who have lost a loved one will grieve, becoming depressed,

    reluctant to interact, and refusing to eat.

    An emotional trait that people deem most uniquely human is empathy.

    Chimps show sympathy and empathy for each other, and react

    emotionally to humans who are in pain.

  • Dats some funny shit out there!

  • It sounds like a telstra (Australian Phone company) telemarketer

  • rather have sex with a chimp or sheep?

  • a chimp

  • ur sick in the head! lol

  • Why would you answer that?

  • because he asked a question although lately i regret writing that.

    I think a sheep would be better, you see its already in bent over

  • I can't decide.

    Maybe I'll just go for a threesome.

  • lulz bestiality.

  • lol beastiality is only a sin if the animal can't talk...i think

  • how dare you call this bestiality! just cause black people look like apes doesnt make them apes ok? they are human beings just like you and me. regardless of what they look and behave like! sheeesh grow up. fucking racist.

  • ..........wow.

  • I'm pretty sure you know that it is actually an ape, but I've learned not to overestimate the intelligence of people so in the event that you really are that stupid.

    It is an ape you idiot!It's a chimpanze, and they used specail effects to make it looks like he was talking!

    Now that that's out of the way I can point out that I'm fairly sure your just a racist asshole who's saying black people look like Apes, but you might just be a total idiot.unless that was just a fairly bad joke.

  • This is a perfect example of a Veiled Insult .

  • Very Funny ..... LOL

  • lol it's that asshole cell phone guy

  • rofl i was wondering why he looked so familiar

  • Man, what a horrible pet. If my pet fucked my girlfreind, i'd.. we.. smoke some herb with it, cause thats a fucked up situation.

    What the fuck am i even talking about?

    Peace bitches

  • Was that Ray Romano's voice?

  • i don't think so

  • holy crap...

    that's the alltell guy!!!

  • republicans... so fucking ignorant its like your talking to a wall

  • monkey has better chance then blondie metrosexual

  • u wanker

  • omfg this is too funny xD

  • why doe all say money is obama

  • I say, is that your mom he's flirting with?

    Hm, must be an old video

  • hehey

  • Girl, did you like fucking the chimp!!!!

  • just like a monkey to stab you in the back

  • whoa here he comes act natural...lol

  • funny

  • ha ha very good! Thanks for posting!

  • no shit

  • Hah hah hah

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • Not if he manages to knock her up and marry her. The odds seem good.

  • wow you're caring

  • loool!

  • let have e-chimps

  • I think you should try fucking a chimp, see how you feel for them afterwards...

  • it's true, chimpanzees in the entertainment business are treated horribly. their suffering isn't worth a cheap laugh.

  • HAHAHAHA

  • haha lol did your preist tell you that one when you were 6?

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH FUCKING LULZ

  • Im Amish and I think he can talk too.

  • rofL!

  • you know... I watched this about 5 times now, and im starting to think that someone just put in a voice for the chimp so it looks like hes talking, I don't think its the chimp talking. I dont know though, I'll have to watch it again to make sure.

  • that was a joke you fucking simpleton

  • wow, ur smart