@hrafay I find your ridiculous attempt to be witty with my username infuriatingly stupid. What irony is in my comment? Or are you simply throwing that word around to sound remotely intelligent?
@OpportunityStrikes Well, Mr. Educated, let me elaborate on my previous comment. Seeing as your name is "OpportunityStrikes" I thought you would have the mental capacity to understand that I saw an opportunity to make a comment and ceased it. You then went to on to say the comment offended you... odd don't you think? Instead of appreciating my genius, my ability to seize opportunities (something which YOU are adept in or so I believed), you are offended. Why? Please explain in great detail.
@hrafay Though your point is somewhat vague, I suppose I can agree to an extent. However, you could just say the same about any comment on youtube. And the fact that you "took the opportunity" to do so, does not affect the offense that I took to it.
"Odd, don't you think?" So it'd be odd if I took offense to something that you so *intelligently* wrote down? Fine, call me odd and dumb for having some sort of emotion.
@OpportunityStrikes You are odd and dumb for having emotion over such a trivial comment. It was just a play on a few Asian stereotypes. To be offended or "emotional" over something like that just shows you're one of those uptight individuals with a stick up their ass that I love to piss off. Oh another thing, I am glad we had an intelligent conversation. Good day sir.
@hrafay I apologize, I should have said "slight annoyance and/or impatience for prejudice." And on the contrary, my good sir; if I had a stick up my ass and were pissed off, I'd be swearing like a sailor and writing nasty, choppy comments without any regard for my pride or appearance. And I'm glad, albeit a bit unsatisfied, that we had this conversation as well.
@OpportunityStrikes you made me laugh so hard. your reply was so remarkably intelligent (sounded all fancy and all that) that it was hard not to laugh at the calmness. good job on the reply sir!
And so begins the penguin mission to render dogs useless. With dogs out of the way, they can make their ways into our homes and hearts to be tickled and fed as much as they want. Dogs have a sweet deal, and they want it.
oh lol pet penguin=epic XD
puccilove00 2 weeks ago
only in Japan..
myntyd 4 weeks ago
Sweet! Animals are so smart.
daligoddess2006 4 weeks ago
can i teach my girlfriend to do that?? with a sandwich instead of nespaper?
Trolololroll 4 weeks ago
OMG socially obedient penguin. The socially awkward penguin is evolving.
MrVillageidiot37 4 weeks ago
AND THEN OFF-CAMERA THEY PUT IT -ALIVE- INTO A HOT VAT OF OIL AND DRINK PENGUIN SOUP FOR LUNCH.
HOMELAND OF SCAT BURGERS.
PUNISHERUltra 4 weeks ago
I. Want. One
MrHenrySan 1 month ago
i want one of those :3
tyrkispeber 1 month ago
aghhh im on the japanese part of youtube again!
Mauricioanimefan 1 month ago
its no coincidence that they look like little butlers....
darthkimball 1 month ago
Smosh ;P
melleaf 1 month ago
Now i need to teach this trick to the gf
Tweegyblink 2 months ago
ささささささ、さ、さ、さ、さ、さ…。足音が可愛いですね
uedaueda 2 months ago 6
It's black and white and read all over!
JubbaTheHott 2 months ago
I want a penguin toooooo°!!!!!!
wirsenden2 2 months ago
That penguin does it better than my dog!
aivzdog 2 months ago
Grab the newspaper
Walk back like a boss
Sousuke15 2 months ago
This penguin has spent years perfecting this skill. No one has the heart to tell him that the internet will kill printed media.
WeAreInseparable6 2 months ago 5
@WeAreInseparable6 almost tears in my eyes just thinking about this.
batinsse 2 months ago
Asians.
djaktube 2 months ago
This is like one of my japanese animes
KaIVIikaz3 2 months ago
@hrafay Hahahahaha!
JWPFoggers 2 months ago
"good boy!" *to her husband* "Alright, he's smart enough... let's cut his head off and feed his brain to our kids."
hrafay 2 months ago
@hrafay I found that incredibly offensive.
OpportunityStrikes 2 months ago
@OpportunityStrikes OpportunityStrikes and I pounce. I find the irony of your comment incredibly offensive.
hrafay 2 months ago
@hrafay I find your ridiculous attempt to be witty with my username infuriatingly stupid. What irony is in my comment? Or are you simply throwing that word around to sound remotely intelligent?
OpportunityStrikes 2 months ago
@OpportunityStrikes I found @hrafay 's response to be strikingly opportunistic, along with his original comment. #getanewname
mrryguy787 2 months ago
@mrryguy787 I respect your opinion, to which I heartily disagree. #howdoIgetanewname
OpportunityStrikes 2 months ago
@OpportunityStrikes Well, Mr. Educated, let me elaborate on my previous comment. Seeing as your name is "OpportunityStrikes" I thought you would have the mental capacity to understand that I saw an opportunity to make a comment and ceased it. You then went to on to say the comment offended you... odd don't you think? Instead of appreciating my genius, my ability to seize opportunities (something which YOU are adept in or so I believed), you are offended. Why? Please explain in great detail.
hrafay 2 months ago
@hrafay Though your point is somewhat vague, I suppose I can agree to an extent. However, you could just say the same about any comment on youtube. And the fact that you "took the opportunity" to do so, does not affect the offense that I took to it.
"Odd, don't you think?" So it'd be odd if I took offense to something that you so *intelligently* wrote down? Fine, call me odd and dumb for having some sort of emotion.
OpportunityStrikes 2 months ago
@OpportunityStrikes You are odd and dumb for having emotion over such a trivial comment. It was just a play on a few Asian stereotypes. To be offended or "emotional" over something like that just shows you're one of those uptight individuals with a stick up their ass that I love to piss off. Oh another thing, I am glad we had an intelligent conversation. Good day sir.
hrafay 2 months ago
@hrafay I apologize, I should have said "slight annoyance and/or impatience for prejudice." And on the contrary, my good sir; if I had a stick up my ass and were pissed off, I'd be swearing like a sailor and writing nasty, choppy comments without any regard for my pride or appearance. And I'm glad, albeit a bit unsatisfied, that we had this conversation as well.
OpportunityStrikes 2 months ago
@OpportunityStrikes you made me laugh so hard. your reply was so remarkably intelligent (sounded all fancy and all that) that it was hard not to laugh at the calmness. good job on the reply sir!
YTLyricsMaker 2 months ago
Asian penguins are the best!
mrryguy787 2 months ago 6
socially awesome penguin
tonymetalmouth 2 months ago
good doguin!
ram6m 2 months ago
thats cool, but can he tap dance? or sing?
killeramaru 2 months ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhh herro penwin
sbt200224 2 months ago
wow!
AnimeFreak719 2 months ago
That penguin walk like a japanese
3GO3US 2 months ago
i want a penguin now!
felipealmeidamendes 2 months ago
That is sooo cute!
TheRealDemonicIdiot 2 months ago
Soon enough they'll train 'em to rape young school girls,
zigxig 2 months ago
Wow. Once the socially awkward penguin meme...
Now the SOCIALLY AWESOMEEE PENGUIN
FlickaStrider999 2 months ago
This reminded me of The Wrong Trousers.
LentilsOverkill 2 months ago
Meanwhile in Japan...
paris86 2 months ago
He masturbated him after he had returned with the newspaper
alyukr 2 months ago
chinese robot?
mrolivopablo 2 months ago
@mrolivopablo If that was the case, it would have fell apart... it's a japanese robot!
PythonVirus 2 months ago
meanwhile, in japan...
abuksis3 2 months ago 4
And so begins the penguin mission to render dogs useless. With dogs out of the way, they can make their ways into our homes and hearts to be tickled and fed as much as they want. Dogs have a sweet deal, and they want it.
Rallikt 2 months ago 86
Thumbs up if you think delivery penguins could be the solution to the fledgling newspaper business.
jpickar 2 months ago
FGHDKJFGHASD THIS IS TOO CUTE
Yarikh91 2 months ago
> Japan
Twistedmihailo 2 months ago
1. PEN PEN
2. EVAs
3. End of humanity
asavietto 2 months ago 61
Ounn^^
victorialynn21 2 months ago
FEATHERS MCGRAW
ilumos 2 months ago
かわいい><
248R248R 3 years ago