GTA: Vice City Stories: Mission #22 - Papi Don't Screech

[xwwe23FUNNY]

Sneak Around Da Baq Den Almost Der U Get It

[lildondill]

i always took the back roads by the stadium, behind vic's new safe house. lol

[benboz]

This helped me finish the mission. Thanks man.

[billslover90]

for me, this mission was harder than wrong side of the tracks. it took me forever to beat this mission

[HSimon1981]

This was a real bugger of a mission especially when you get down closer to Umberto's cafe when you have to avoid the Cholo's so I try and go down the back streets leading up toe the cafe.

[NoelLozano]

annoying old man >:0

[louisvercetti]

poor umberto when i first played vice city then this i went like wtf umberto dosnt cry cholos replace hatians right

[wizardsorcerer101]

wait how come you didnt get any stars when you smashed head on to that cop car but you got one when you bumped into a different one lol

[Zapzzable100]

shame poor old man

[minion12311]

its hilarious to see a tough guy cry over his dad

[Zapzzable100]

@minion12311 i know right

[cyckarz]

2:15:

Cop - Hey this dude just rammed our car

Cop 2- Oh, fuck that let's just drive

[jman4208]

don't let my daddy be collected by these 2 bitches i cant drive man i'm histarical goddamnit i'll go get him, but you owe me freak. ha ha ha

[antirblack]

i only like doin the missions

[MegaCube14]

well u shuould all just trying i past it in the first try ha very easy. all the cholos suck ass

[ebencipe]

I hate this mission. That over reacting father should have gone to sleep 7 shut his mouth so that I can do this better

[SuperRehank]

this mission pissed me



[Menen33]

@SuperRehank me too

[madisonmacy7]

i love how you crash your car in the 15 secondes you get it

[MrRytuklis]

I want this game for pc :(

And zomg at the radio " It's VROCK with volture, volture up your ass!" :D

[Eazy920318]

@MrRytuklis Buy a ps2 ... it will never be for pc ... and lcs too :| I HATE ROCKSTAR LEEDS

[MrRytuklis]

I want this game for pc :(

[ProjectV6]

@MrRytuklis Well it aint happening cause you guys fuck it up with your gay ass "mods"

[Axll54]

Au début j'ai crus que Umberto riais.

Mais en fait il chiale x) !

[GeLwARk]

Me lo pase a la primera.. Ueah! en la pc es la ostia este juego

[ITSNOSHER]

you did this all wrong...

[xxnadsterxx]

i go from the side at the beach, i never go from the main road because the cholos always kill papi

[TheDevilBoi171]

Do you have any balls!

Cojones?Man,I didn't know!

he didn't know he had balls?XD

[undead50]

@TheDevilBoi171 I think he Conio

[razor7844]

"Take it easy,my hart!" Only repats that! Sorry about my bad english i'm a Serbian.

[DbeaTlez]

haha shut your mouth lady boy haha

[86henry]

I remembered playing this and thinking "fucking old man".

[tonimontana123ujify]

he is balls sucker

[reindenaab]

whats the difference between vice city and vice city stories?

[EduWestCoastRap]

@reindenaab the storyline is completely different, the graphics are slightly improved, and there are some cool features such as own businesses. The city is basically the same.

[reindenaab]

@EduWestCoastRap Hmm sounds cool, but this isnt for Xbox is it?

[EduWestCoastRap]

@reindenaab no, it's only for psp and ps2. When it came out, the xbox wasn't in the market no more, but the xbox 360; thus they didn't make it for the 360 because it was a next gen console.

[eugene680]

Kinda funny hearing Danny Trejo acting like he's crying, don't you think?

[xxadamxxCA]

@eugene680 eugen O_O Are you romnian?

[Starkiller012]

For a min i thought umberto or w/eva said "wanna go make out" to you lol.

[demonpivot1123]

i killed the cholos by doing a drive-by xD

[PokeTwilight]

One think I like about this game is you could bang people ROFLMAO

[lakers2416yea]

dang u cant even tell if hes laughing or crying

[Qluvz2beluved]

Lmao at the cop car gettin pushed out the way! 2:17

[bass4onelastfriday]

take it easy. my heart

[jmandrews10]

hahahahaha that dude looks like cj from san andraes

[0suvi]

"do u have any balls?"

[yapzhanrui]

cholo bastard!

[demonpivot1123]

@yapzhanrui no one messes with phil bitch-killer cassidy

[yapzhanrui]

it is so hard that the stupid cholos always see me

[Gurinder62]

i exploded the car and it came back again GRRRRRR tell us some tips

[ferdeyanto]

this mission still easy. look for your map closely. and cholo is too slow.

[bubbleyes1]

gta san andreaas is way better

[theskcorpion]

@bubbleyes1 San Andreas and Vice City were the absolute best. :)

[bubbleyes1]

@theskcorpion ye but in san andreas the cars are somewhat the same in vice city

[ferdeyanto]

@bubbleyes1 ; but the town 2x huge than vice city. even for GTA 4, san andreas is still the best town on the series.

[Ironandtheshizzelz]

@bubbleyes1

i love them both

San Andreas And Vice City <333

[GlVl]

this mission is pretty hard... umberto is such a balless gay...

[yasif1000]

dame i can not do it (:

[yasif1000]

it is so hard i can not do it!!!!!!!!(:

[Johhny0991]

one time i did dis mission i went out of the car to kill the cholos but i ended up killing the old guy!!!!!

[AccelBonjet]

Use the COASTAL ROUTE

CHOLO WONT SPOTTED YOU ^^

[JuggaloKaez216]

Umberto is really Danny Trejo. see the resemblance

[igorfranklin83]

@JuggaloKaez216...

voice and caracter :D

he`s is really voiced Danny Trejo...

[cynthia270]

Is Umberto a very big gay??? XD

[SuperRockboy101]

i like tommy vercceti better

[xXDennisThaGangstaXx]

@SuperRockboy101 Me too

[SunriseBackflip]

are he laughing or crying ??? :D

[MasterMind685]

Is That CJ

[shadowbutcher]

@MasterMind685  no

[MasterMind685]

@shadowbutcher it looks like cj

[Drag2hand]

@MasterMind685 No, Its Vic Vance.

[demonpivot1123]

@MasterMind685 no,it's vic cance

[1996ChickSexy]

no offence mate

but good but crap drivin ahahaha :) xxxxxxx

[chrisbloy123]

much better than Vice City :D

[sponserdsk8ter]

@chrisbloy123 i wouldn't go that far

[chrisbloy123]

@sponserdsk8ter why?

[sponserdsk8ter]

@chrisbloy123 cause vice city is better than vice city stories. but that's just my opinion (and millions of GTA players)

[tweetyaja]

the GTA VCS player just like GTA SA player because the style like Johnson

[skubbzter]

this one is kind of tricky but easy :-D

[ernest1997]

take it easy my heart :D

[huntsforcookies]

is that enriqure from king of the hill

[kiss2009bye]

i hate this mission dumass cholos its so hard

[niezgadniesznigdy]

no this game isn't very good... this game is the best!!!!!!!

[MOJOBABYXO]

argh finnaly got past this stupid mission. what you do is go by the grass and the docks till you get near umbertos then you go through that little ally with the armour.

then bam $1000 dollars richer :)

[Superbowserfreak11]

whats name of radio station i don't have this game but i am gonna buy it.

[mercuraz]

@Superbowserfreak11 It was V Rock, the best radio station of all GTA games in my opinion

[1996ChickSexy]

PAPA DONT SCREECH IM IN TROUBLE DEEP

[PrincessKiller1]

@1996ChickSexy that was the same thing i were thinking about lol XD

[MACA001able]

what u playing this on psp or ps2

[mercuraz]

@MACA001able Ps2 i think. In a few other missions, he used R3 to recruit a gang member

[aleeck11]

At the time of leaving Alberto at the cafe comes a Cholo and the pressure bar is half Alberto, I leave the coffee and tells me that Albert died. What I can do?

[demonpivot1123]

@aleeck11 well u must take the car to the cafe not taking yourself in

[aleeck11]

Al momento de dejar a Alberto en el café llega un Cholo y en la barra de presion de Alberto esta a la mitad, lo dejo en el café y me dice que Alberto murió. ¿ Que puedo hacer?

[ThePuncher7]

The name of this mission reminds me of Madonna's song "Papa don't preach".

[CENTENOMONTOYA]

"fewer commercial means more rock... we'll be right back"

[lass2020]

0:52 this is LOS SANTOS!

[TheTintin15]

heeh i just passed throught the back

[alexAT400]

nice you got the car!!! save it into your garage!

[LNSiLv3rHawK]

It is by far one of the bests, if not THE BEST game ever for PSP! I have beat it 100%

[MrLiam678]

lol at 0:18

[9TheRonaldinhofan]

I hate this mission so much. I cant beat it.

[berggoldberd619]

los santos at the back 0:53

[fox100cool]

it happen in what year ?

[WummaKel]

Thanks this mission was really starting to piss me off, honestly if a slight tap against a wall makes him nearly have a heart attack then id hate to see what it would he would be like in an open gang warfare with grenades, RPGs and all kinds of other shit going off.

[garai11]

ohh thx . i hate this mission :D

[skirunner100]

yes

[ken96609]

i think this is the version before the sa........(look at the character tooo)

[crappyboy100]

it is awesome you can do almost anything

[Mr5000k]

Is that a CJ wannabe!?

[lionsravensfan01]

when its shows to first cholos car, i stayed on the right side of a van or big vehicle and went right by him.

[angelchinita]

crap i hate those cholos it keeps alberto stress meter almost full

[TheOlympicChamp]

Lick it up!  KISS is awesome!

[TheOlympicChamp]

Vulture up your ass!

[BenjaminBregg77]

Queensryche up your ass baby!

[UltramanTiga333]

this mission is hard.

[TheNazack]

@UltramanTiga333 i know i took so many paths but got stuck, litterally

[899Hi]

Someone knows The mugshot longshot?

[1000yrsofdeath]

dude!! tyvm!! i keep on getting caught by those japanese guyz..now i can finially fishish

[UltramanTiga333]

lol "have you got any balls?!"

"I didn't know!"

does this mean that cuban dude didn't know he had balls LOL!!!!

[TonyBranston]

Is there some sort of prequel hormone pill Umberto and Donald Love were taking?

[UltramanTiga333]

shit...my psp got fucked up and now I can't complete this mission.

[UltramanTiga333]

I was spotted by the cholos and STILL made it.

[clank47]

@UltramanTiga333

lol same

[wenaldy]

Why Umberto always talks about balls.. :/

[Dogtown505]

@wenaldy  right

[xXDennisThaGangstaXx]

@wenaldy He always was talking about Balls,In GTA Vice City he also doeas to,but he sasy Cojones(Spanish meaning of Balls)

[gtaddict97]

@wenaldy because he's a motherfucker who has no life for harassing womens

[seelkadoom9000]

depression

[SecretProductionsSA]

4:07 Kiss - Lick it up KISS ROCKS (l)

[zuuu1]

you rock

[lolopolo949101]

mission 2 is sooooooooo easy

[xD355]

1:11 Los Santos in the poster o.O and there is CJ??

[Menen33]

I am very nervous in this mission and always they see me. ¿ What is the council ?

[MegaSean45]

I thought Umberto said he got big cojones? People with big cojones don't cry!

[mparrapsp]

so easy!!! i took the bath to the right of the stadium ( the grass) were the big ass insane stunt it. I just had to cross two roads and it took me straight to umbertos house. No cholos easy as shit

[REHJR2008]

@mparrapsp ..lol i did the same thing except i did the stunt jump and the guy died in the car when i rolled the car when i crash landed.....damn....so i did it again and did NOT do the stunt that time. and he lived . easy. no cholos no problems....except the old man bitching about me speeding..... :)

[kingston17691]

they should make a link to all the game in the last ever gta one where you must travel through all the maps...liberty city,vice city and san andreas it would be so awesome

[quickstar206]

nice, your awesome ; )

[ahkun2008]

lol.i'm still stucked in mission #2.

[THEAvatar111]

in what mission do you get to go to the other islands?

[MaNuZ0NER]

The mssion where you get to the other island is called ''From Zero to Hero''. Hope I helped you.

[MrMandymorrison]

Good game it's nice to see vice city 2 years before

[MiraArriba]

Vice city stories is better :D but the best gta is gta 4 no doubt

[MaNuZ0NER]

In graphics maybe.

[thegreatestslovenian]

3:31 aaaahhhhhh,my penis

[kimaah]

easy and stupid

[tmsadan]

lol doing this mission made me stressed like umberto's dad in the mission. i was so scared those cholos will spot me

[amtula12]

EASY MISSON!!!!!!!!!!!!

[scripZA]

Gta Vice City is better :)

[Linkinpork989]

lol i pasted it first try and all i did was drive by the cholos really fast beforee alberto had a heart attack

[HenryFan39]

i'm still stuck with that mission which is hose the hoes which is shitting me out like raspberry!

[213brito131]

which is better vice city or vice city stories?

[mattjeffchichi]

vcs vice city stories

[AthanDuMacedoine]

@213brito131 you cannot really choose between vc and vcs cause theyre at the same place and almost same period and theyre both great and timeless games that deserve to be in your gta collection.

[deathjoker666]

vice city the original one.

[dafreshboythemighty]

@213brito131 they both have some pros

and some contras but i think vc (the original ) had a better charm

[cooptheihelper]

finally took me like five tries i like this game so far

[Maniachila]

yes

[viliuxss]

is this game good?

[Chonvay]

Yes.

[henriquedematos]

@viliuxss Well, its not a good game...

... It is by far one of the bests, if not THE BEST game ever for PSP!

[zeekerisftw]

@viliuxss Vice city is better.

[XxTheJimsterxX]

@viliuxss It's all right.

Not as good as the original but it's still really fun.

[Motivand0LaYal]

@viliuxss

Yes its very good

[MrObliviously]

@viliuxss

It's epic, I have it.

[arcangelloquendero]

@viliuxss yes this is god

[1996ChickSexy]

@viliuxss yeahh mate it isss im on to te 2nd island its hard but once you die or get busted or fail each mission youl get used to it :)

[Bugabugashow]

@viliuxss this game has no limit you can do whatever you whant and best of all my opinon is the mission made the game exithing. sorry if i spelled wored wrong i am not good at spelling!

[GunSmoke852]

@viliuxss very good

[DEAD4LEFT100]

this mission really kind of hard with the cholos

[babypanda100]

i made the cholos extinted after this mission lol so no i can get the cholo sabre no but lol

[EbilinforcerDJ]

my heart i didn't have my medication ughh lol

[tonyo390]

L'ho finito 3 volte il gioco!

Ho conquistato tutte le attivita!

i cholo fanno pena affronta i sharks!

Ovviamente con i trucchi!

[warpdrive63]

i beat the game 13 times and still going

and by the way thi is not Vc

[cescobedo08]

that looks like cj

[dogloverobx]

@cescobedo08 yes it does

[janirwin16]

@cescobedo08 who victor vance

[ebrahim485]

dis tuk me 5 tries, but i finally did it