The Hearse Song - Scary Stories to SING in the Dark

[fourstar7]

oh god fuck this book. scary as shit as a kid. THIS SONG IS A PRIME EXAMPLE.

[bengalifan]

Is it bad that I find that funny and cute?

[TheUltimateRainbow36]

@bengalifan No but Creepy.

[skyluv190]

I MEMORIZED THIS SONG!!!! best freakin song EEVVEERR



[IggyHazard]

I love the cover art of the first book! It's "Hilljack the Clown!" XD

[R3M3MBAUS2010]

WTF!! ?

[3113maggie]

omg i used to own this book!!! i let someone borrow it, and they never returned it

[SonicRools]

@3113maggie I have all three. The re mastered version. Re mastered means the covers are different and the pictures are different and someone else does the pictures.

[3113maggie]

@SonicRools

Thats awesome! I used to read these all the time. Maybe I should buy start reading them again :)

[NickTheGuy93]

This would've been a lot scarier if Christopher Lee sung it. That man's voice is awesome.

[lefthandedtoons]

These books are banned in PA but u can still read em.

[Ragitsu]

@lefthandedtoons

BANNED books? That's some fascist shit.

[92NordicQueen]

@lefthandedtoons Why am I not surprised?

[mastermanutube]

Oh man now i know im getting creamated.

[eggyolksam]

they rhymed eyes with eyes -_-

[Smileyface555001]

After the song I felt like I was going to puke and I am being serious :(

[101teamspiderweb]

this isn't scary :U

I thought it was funny :P

[k8zhu]

jelly between your toes what does it mean?

[cutie9325]

@k8zhu probably toe jam

[Digitalfairy]

I'm not teacvhing this song to my kids until they've got a snob problem something to freak the mean ones out with.

[1992lordloss]

anyone else notice the coffee stain in teh middle of the picture?

[EdensThing]

OMG ME AND ALVIN MIGHT BE RELATED NO LIE!

[MandyDeadite]

aaaah, childhood ;]... see they'd NEVER let the kids of today read this... too "scary" for them >_>''

[thealexaandkaylashow]

thts just freakin messed up....

[327CBG]

i use to hear this song in school in 1st grade from my music teacher

[KenFan4life]

ah fuck... i bet there's a scream!

[HaileyLu]

my mom freaking tought me this song when i was 5 year freaking old

[101teamspiderweb]

O_____________________________­________O

[ajaweeder]

my father used to say this to us, somehow he made it less creepy. Love it tho!

[McGuirkSquad]

I got some jelly in my pee hole those worms can get at ;)

[AlucardsKoi]

i remember being freaked out by this when i was 6

[buttonlover86]

where;s the babysitter? I have read all of the books. including: SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK, MORE SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK, AND EVEN MORE SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK.

[MrsGoatwhore666]

creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeepy

[Ted7864]

I don't really like pinochle I hope when I die I don't get any pinochle playing worms. I want worms that will play checkers.

[SonofTheNorthStorm]

*Smilez* Thank you for posting this. Had al three as a child and still have them now.

[Anim8edDeath]

I'm totally scaring the shit out of my kids with this song

[UltimateKakashiLover]

this was the song my mother used to put me to bed with

[SkullyHippie]

I loved this song.

[FFDP4LIFE1]

Iz it rong that this song makes me laff my as off

[animerox155]

Like if u think the pictures are scarier then the stories...

[LiLRoMusiq2]

this is not scary its just disgusting . . . .

[luluandjacob]

if i died id rather die in my sleep! x lol

[CrumpKid2k]

Whats a hearse ??????

[BigFinnable]

@CrumpKid2k A hearse is a long, black vehicle to bring a dead person to their place of burial.

[SonicRools]

@CrumpKid2k A hearse is a type of car that they carry dead people in.

[hardylover98]

So you can get bread but you cant get proper jam

[TheCryptidman]

Mmm... Stomach puss on bread... Tastes like chicken.

[SonicRools]

@TheCryptidman EWWWWWW.

[vishaal143]

did tonetta sing this shit?

[TLW016]

god,this dude sucks,too bad Vincent price couldn't do this, i'd die a happy death lol

[Berfa2013]

My daddy used to sing this in the car at night:'/ I had nightmares!!!!

[tastinYOmom21]

Epic!

[shadowfan771]

still have my copy

[nascarracer1]

that shit is fuckin creapy! HOLY SHIT!!!

[16SouthernRocker]

THIS SONG ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jaderoe65]

@nascarracer1 lol

[jaderoe65]

ahhh im scared know :( ahh ahh ahhh and its 12:00 at night ahhhhhhhh

[PopeKurt]

still have my copy :D

[JohnnyFruehauf]

There's a moral to this picture: don't piss off the soil, you never know what's underneath it.

[OMGaSQUIRREL13]

I remember reading this for my cousins and sis....I always got them scared xDD Man I miss those books QwQ

[FoxyPocky]

Aw I've been singing it wrong. D: But still, this song's awesome, and I freaked out most of the kids at school with it. :3

[Adri19302948]

That picture looks like a skeleton clown...

[blacksquirrel09]

YES! I LOVED THIS BOOK WHEN I WAS A KID. Can't stand this version, though.

Particularly loved the one of the girl whose cheek plays host to a nest of baby spiders.. haha

[taytayrocks2music]

@blacksquirrel09 Haa haa that is the third book :) I just read it lol

[demonspite]

@blacksquirrel09 I used to like that one, too. Then Cracked did an article on the one about the toe, and that became my favorite...

[faketohma]

@blacksquirrel09 yea i dont remember this one either

[SonicRools]

@blacksquirrel09 That stories called The Red Spot.