Shabing

[jonasthegod]

he holds the knife reversed

[ThatBlackSheepy]

I'm sure you're mom had a fun time raising you.

[sashamulhearn]

I prefer Danny with facial hair to be honest!

[flatcoatedretreiver1]

ok so he didnt actually shave his face with a knife everyone knows that but he ran a sharp knife down his face for comedy thats dedication

[rebecav100]

OMG OMG OMG you loooookkk soooooooooo much like Jim Carrey in this video!!!! hahahahahaha also make me uh video of shopping proper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or something for me if not ill be really upset k love u!!! ..........ALOT! and i mean ALOT!!! ;D

[MegaAwesomenessisme]

1:32 u see a rasor in the mirror......its like baking cake only its ur face! lol

[johannhowitzer]

You get to work and you realize your face is in ten slices and your leftover pizza bag lunch no longer has any sprinkled parmesan.

[n1nj4Sk1ttl3s]

i still never got it.... is he actually doing that high pitched voice???? or does he fast forward it :3

[deathsebxxx]

@n1nj4Sk1ttl3s seriously?

[AntwnhsTswlhs]

@n1nj4Sk1ttl3s He is fast forwarding it in Virtual Dj...I've tried it...The sound cames excactly like in his videos

[AliiRuns97Official]

LOL at 00:13!:L!!

[TigersKitten13]

he has very pretty eyes

[SamNinjaSpoon]

Lemon drops or barracudas make up your damn mind! Dx

[XMissGloomyBearX]

Oh. My. Sweetbabyjesus...press 9.

[ChrisSgourosMusic]

I love you danny but the top comments combined with the fact that you are actually shaving with the dull end of the knife makes me sad :(

[drummerboy62395]

he reminds me of jim carrey

[MrLangely]

"it's like an alied spooged on me" lmao!!

[PIKAMONjake]

the pattern of the cream is different from when he applied it to when he actualy shaves,,, ewwwwwww, spooge?

[PrinceCicope93]

smooooth as a babys asshole!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

[TheWilliamisles]

2:45 thats what she said

[omg13lover]

I wonder what ELSE he is using that lotion for :P

[jtimmons00]

No he did not retard yo can see hairs on is chin and after he shaved his chin u can see two little loose hairs

[PancakesAreFalling]

Everyone does relize that he shaved first, stopped the video, and then re-applied the shaving cream and did it with the big ass knife

[Asiian1]

Norshe [Knife in Serbian]!! (//_^)

[spaik007]

24 people cut their face with a giant knife

[XxBU113T5xX]

MEN SHAVE WITH BIG FING KNIVES AND GET SPUNK ON THERE FACE!

[gottabiggin69]

next jim carey??? i think yes....

[RampantMovement]

Yeah he uses the flat side of the knife... not the sharp and pointy dangerous side ;)

[kawaiifiona97]

xxxxxx there's your kiss is xxx

[mp45318634]

Are you actually gay?

[Samawsom]

Smooth as a baby's AAhsshole! XD hahahahaha

[lovebug126342]

he really shaves his face with a razer and dosent show us and stops the clip and then re aplys shaving cream and uses the nife loloz still love you though

[nitejes]

haha i couldn't watch when he did his neck!!!! ur crazy =D

[taradrama]

No he really shaved with a razor

[MrEmbo13]

does shaving with a knife work ?

[morg942212]

oh my god...it's jim carrey's look a like!! :) ahah jk ;)

[emilybryan15]

he shaved first with a razor, put the shaving foam on again then used the blunt side of the knife to scrape it off :') my friend told me, i thought he shaved properly with the knife too.. awr well!

love your vids danny, keep up the good work!

[Metallica9399]

not a bad job! :0

[biiaannkkaa]

whoa the knife acctualy work for shaving :O

hahaha cool ;) ♥

[ReadyB92]

C'mon guys!! He didn't actually shave with the knife! Sorry to ruin the illusion!!

[biiaannkkaa]

@ReadyB92 ohh really :(

i now feel stupid....

[ReadyB92]

@biiaannkkaa Oh.... Well, if it makes you feel any better, now I feel bad!

[biiaannkkaa]

@ReadyB92 ohh haha dw (:

[AubreeLikesWaffles]

Smooth as a babies asshole!

[megancole200]

oh my jesus ahh isnt he gonna cut himself!?!?!?!

[jenseidelman]

i have a feeling this is fake

[Mungajabber]

hahaha omg! u shave with a knife, what a man!

[TheBoogerBuster]

Did he cut himself at 1:52 ?!

[thejamescod4pro]

Holy Santa clause shit!!!

[bookworm716]

24 peopleied this and cut themselves

[bethanylewis1111]

ha. He shaved with a razor before he shaved with the knife. 1:31

[destroyer1345]

shave with a chainsaw or hedge cutter

[stephjane31103]

Man...it''d be a bitch if you sneezed while shaving like that...

[AirotcivThe]

Shaving with a real razor then reapplying shaving cream and "shaving" with a kitchen knife. Pretty sneaky sis.

[hamburger2074]

i tried that and cut the shit outta my face all my friends call me scareface now :P

[liljebooni]

I kissed back <3 :)

[liljebooni]

I was just waiting for you to get cut... held my breath a sec there!

[ScarredWrist]

Sweeney Todd much? ;)

Ahahaha why not use a razor ? :O

[twl8090]

jesus christ that thing is shard. thats better than using a regular razor

[TheAraberstylerin343]

wow that kind of shawing is a grat buisness idea....

[Jailchiken7]

0:17 crocodile dundee shaving XD

[Miralage]

I see that Danny is trying as hard as he can to be Australian :3

[msepictacos]

danny u use the wrong side of knif :O

[Miriah66starshine]

omg i didnt know you could use a knife for shaving!!!

[CiscoTheMan]

0:16 Thats a face that belongs in a psycho movie.

[10ntzanov]

nxt time use the real sharp edge and shave :P

ZDRAVO BRATE :*:*:*:*:*:*:*:* love youuuu

[inkbuss]

danny is awesome, but in this video he applied alien splooge then shaved with a razor, then reapplied the splooge ( tke a good look at dannys chin from 0:50 to 1:00) and then used the blunt side of the knife ( watch a little bit better the knife shaving part)...

[Maxi3242]

danny I need some help: do I have to sing as profassional as you while shaving or is it enough when I stick to my crappy singing ????

[flipcom123]

you can see that he shaved with a razor first because there is no longer hair under the second layer of shaving cream, which he then wipes off with the knife. i still love the show, but, just saying...

[wasthatnormal]

@flipcom123 and the razor on his sink....

[joshgaus]

im thirteen and i shave like once a month, being my facial hair does not grow fast, and i use a very nice pocket knife, with no shaving cream, i really dont think im doing it right, haha

[Peaceintheeastnow]

Have I ever told you I love your singing?

[WillLikesToRawr]

well, it works.

[xXFRANiiSHRANDOMXx]

how often do you cut yourself shaving?

[mberes]

Lol soz I was trolling for xD

FAKE AND GAY

SHUT UP TROLLOLOL

[mberes]

Fake

You can see shaver on sink he shaved then reapplied the alien splooge

Lol

[cph645]

Wow danny you would use a knife to shave lol

[Elliotscreams24]

Sorry for spooging on your face.

[FindyQ]

Fake or not, Danny still dragged a big ass sharp knife across his face for the sake of comedy. Thats dedication.

[Jerepasaurus]

@FindyQ He used the FLAT EDGE. Aka, THE SIDE THAT ISN'T SHARP.lololol XD

[rock1chica]

lol nice fakage

[Johnson4o]

At 0:58 you can see how he changes the frame and it's pretty obvious that it's fake, because you can see no beard underneath the 'Alien Spooge' in opposition to just 1sec earlier. STILL FUNNY AS HELL THOUGH!!!! Nice Video Danny as usual.

[asbirdsdo]

Yay! Shabing!

[haleyhots]

Sexy chest

[loocieluzza]

a knife danny? really?

[NESdevastator]

Dude you got the cream on, then you shaved with a razor, then you put some cream again and faked the thing with the knife ... Thumbs up for the spooged alien!

[asbirdsdo]

@NESdevastator I think you're right...

but it was still really stupid of you, Danny, to put a KNIFE to your FACE

[crazyperson1093]

"ooooooh its like an alien spooged on me" lol, wtf

[Feathertail7]

I would like to touch your face.

[xXxSharkGreeNxXx]

hes using the blunt side :D you can see that hes just whiping the shaving cream away

[devonika91]

you can spooge on my face ;} lolol jkkkkk.. kinda

[bebiboben]

This REALLY scared me

[PatriciaDiru]

HAHA he's faking xD

[Elmasterjudio]

dude if ure jewish ure not allowed to use sharpy things or knifes to cut ur facial hair

[ilovegaga11]

@Elmasterjudio is he jewish?!?

[Elmasterjudio]

@ilovegaga11 dunnno dunt think

[1hotrpg]

Alien Spooge makes hair disappear. Seriously you'll notice that right before he puts the knife to his face the hair you can see is gone. So we now know that Alien Spooge makes hair disappear.

[Elmasterjudio]

@1hotrpg hall jess

[soundczechxD]

if i ever have a son who has no one to teach him to shave, i will merely show him this video.

or even if he has someone else to teach him ... because danny's way is best.

[MrJeekz]

Did he seriously just fucking shaved himself with a kitchen knife?

[MegaSideMan]

well .. this explains the missing mustache

[justdubs1993]

i love how hes useing the back of the knife! =D

[cabbagecabbage42]

HOW THE HELL DIDN'T YOU CUT YOURSELF?!?!?!?!?!?

[TheBellyboy99]

dany if isend u a razor will u use it lol

[ktockly]

smooth as a babie's asshole XDDDD

[talkingstrawberries]

lol u ave major skills to shave with that big-ass knife :)

[ufckiller100]

got white on the face

[writergirlchic]

how bout a razor danny....?

[jamlyngar]

Danny's gotta purdy sangin voice. :D

[rachaelkay95]

u have a very beautiful singing voice danny

[yyyonii]

hahhahahahaha lol i loved when you say:"ah viva la krema" hahaha

[mymusicisyou]

I love how at 1:32 you can see the razor that he probably used to shave before he used the knife...hahahaha love this guy xD

[johnybazukata]

You know what guys? I think he's faking it... I mean just look at how easy he removes these hairs I mean wtf... I don't mean to insult danny in anyway and I probably am wrong about this, but it just seems fake, I mean from one stroke he removed all of that excess hair? Come on... He might have shaved before that and just slapped some shaving cream on there just to remove it and fake shaving... I know I am probably gonna get troll'd by fanboys/girls, but think about it...

[TheJorgeEffect]

u just had to say that didnt u

[jaguilar7643]

.....hmmmm...im 2 afraid to shave around my neck....im afraid ill slit my own throat =,[

[DAMOCLIES]

i was afraid of the same thing. lol but...... real razors (not the motorized ones) work great. try using just a plain old BIC razor. much less freaky. because at least then if you cut yourself it'll just be a tiny cut instead of a motor ripping the skin off your face

[jaguilar7643]

@DAMOCLIES ........see i was gonna use a motorized razor to save me tessssstiiiiicles ....but now im not.....youve scared me good sir

[DAMOCLIES]

hmmmm. lol yea......probably not a good idea to do that. lol

[jaguilar7643]

@DAMOCLIES ive figured it out no razors involved see step 1. get tall glass of water enter bathroom 2. get scissors and trim teh bush 3. burn rest of hair off with lighter lightly so you dont burn the fleshy jewels. warning use water if balls set afire and there you go its porn star smooth =]....i have yet to try this

[DAMOCLIES]

well to be honest an......99 percent of chicks want it trimmed not shaved. hardcore fucking is for porn not for relationships. it just takes awhile to trim it right. lol but its probably gonna be worth it. lol

[ilovewowthemostever]

he props shaved and used the flat side of the knife :d

[kakimedragon]

Slick.

[DannyFan1995]

Goooddd!

with a knife?

oo and nice singing!

u even sing better then me!

xDD

[MiskovProductionsCo]

of course we noticed duuuhhhhh first of all you could tell because the closeness of the shave. and he was on the other side of it lol.

[murphy3162]

Don't suppose I was the only one who noticed that he had shaved before hand and was just rubbing off the shaving cream with the flat edge of the knife, was I?

[DocYlle]

You were the only one.

[ilovewowthemostever]

no i thougt so too

[i2slick4u20]

i saw that

[thefuzzIRL]

it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

[gumgajua]

Only danny would use a knife to shave.

[DarkLordKane]

and Rambo :D

Chuck Norris cant shave him self. its impossible for some thing to hurt Chuck Norris !

hey danny do show on CHUCK NORRIS - if u dare ! ;)

[jareth312]

@gumgajua you cant cut yourself the way he shaved

[1hotrpg]

@gumgajua No shit Sherlock. But seriously I have at least four friends who shave with knives maybe not as big as his but still. Note I also shave with a knife like you know a "knife" knife one of those things you can, not only shave with, use to end the lives of countless women and children...

JK XD Danny rules!

[MrDrugsarebad]

@gumgajua my dad does to.

[nikolavelickovic]

BABBIES ASSHOLE :D ;D hahahah AWESOME 5 / 5

[izidor536]

I am a big fan of you Danny but it's obvious that this isn't for real, you weren't shaving with the sharp side and it's obvious.

My guess is that you shaved with a razor and put the shaving cream again on your face.

In the other words you were just taking the cream off of your face.

[pederasii]

no shit dude its obvious that he is just wiping the cream he is not that crazy to shave with the knife dude

[rubenguy]

What the fuck? This is real! This is how people shaved in the old times. >:O

[myshapoopi]

lmfao ur helriouse dude lol be care full lol

[ktwins33]

LOL damn thats a huge knife danny xD

I personally think your beard is sexy [:

[scratchinsurfaces]

carry on waitin for ur kissseeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

[TetuanVR]

Danny that was awesome I love that big ass knife.

[hoffman999]

do a video on your bath room! its a big effing mess!

[GoGreenie95]

I just watched you shave,

Sweeney-todd style.

[manny999999]

ive shaved with a knive b4 but i "iccidently cut myself in my checccckkkkkkk!!! write back plzz i mean in danny!!!

[rubygirl283]

LOL! You are so funny...

Tell me, if real guys shave with big effing knives, then what do girls shave with?

[Meatbagz]

Flowers.

[rubygirl283]

....That was sexist.

[pudinthehood]

i love you

[yeahimemosowhat]

that would be bad if he slit his throught XD

[rubygirl283]

O_O"' DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS!!!

[1984TheMovie]

crazy man

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL just like the old barbers with their razor blades shaving.

[Fredwardmoo]

2:36

xDDDDD hawtttt

[tomashcroft16]

Reminds me of the mask

[themanpedro]

spoogd

[flyasasatellite]

hahahahahhahahahahahahah very centre of the asshole ahahahaha

[jenniie1482]

hahahhha x''D

[jessalude]

you shld of kept the beard

[33dgtp]

la creme

[Chany14]

You soooo shaved before hand and reaplied the cream to shave with the knife.

=D

[everythingidontlike]

ya also since he used the dull side of the knife haha

[freemaster97]

imagin if he triped hahahaha!!!!!

funny to think of but wouldnt if it hapend

that wold suck your funny dude

[penguinlove12344]

at 0:59 he looks like santa

at 1:53 he looks like the joker

[112WildCat211]

hahahahahahahaahahahah XDXD

ew its like an alie spooged on me XD hahaha

[izme29]

KISSES!!

[wafflemann666]

wow it worked thanks!!!!!!!

[telytubies]

what song where you humming?????

lol

Catcthy...

Nice vids.....keep it up

[rauggo]

Smoth as a baby's ass hole.

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omg omg omg omg omg

Do you really shave like that all the time?

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thats 1 sharp ass kinfe!!!!

[Sammo25XX]

dude u shaved before u used the knife, u can see, but nice try, ur awesome!

[Flyleafromance]

That was the point... But yes, ruin it for everyone.

[mentalelley]

I'd fear some young boy would watch this and imitate since shaving is a grown up thing that they would take interest in. Hope none gets confused that this was for entertainment only.

[plebayo]

Maybe that kids parents should be paying more attention to what the kid is watching.

[mentalelley]

did yours?

[plebayo]

Yeah they did. They also monitored my computer time. It's called responsible parenting.

[alicesoph]

My mum enjoys Gradual Report.

[penguinlove12344]

wow plebayo, wow. i'm suppost to be studying for a math test right now and my mum doesnt know i'm on this. my mum also enjoys Gradual Report, i just don't show her the ones when he talks about sex.

[anarchoSySTem]

i bet you wouldn't dare to shave your balls that way

[H057IL3]

Lol!