Zetia

[AndyNamel]

Take vitamin C instead :)

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. Jabby McNeedleman/Dr Smith is the best psychotic Earth Human Doctor. He sold out Will Robinson and the Robot last year for 20 dollars tree piece. Frio, the Select.

[Zarbod]

Well Will was annoying anyway. I would have sold him out. The Robot is more valuable though.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. Will was reprogrammed to be a phone greeter at AlienTechnology. "Welcome to the smartest, brightest, coolest, Aliens in the Galaxy Technological Center, AlienTechnology!" Robot has been most useful, washing our Flying Saucers. Problem, Robot is putting some dings into them and wiping so hard he removes the paint. Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

I trained a guy to work the phones once. I thought he'd be great. But in the end all he said was..."ET Phone Home." Moron.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. I remember him. A short Alien who liked to ride around on bicycles.

Frio, First Science Officer.

[MBRHIndustries]

Jabby McNeedleman is board certified, Zarbod.

[Zarbod]

Well, he may be certifible but I was never bored.

[distorteddogma]

Dr. Smith made it back from space? Wow, he must be old by now. What about the rest of the Robinson family?

Be Well.

[Zarbod]

He was such a ninny!

[RufioJJ]

im sorry to hear that...i hope there is some pill with the powers to tame the mighty cholesterol!

[Zarbod]

Dexitrim?

[Unenthusiasticly]

Well maybe try something else? :D

[Zarbod]

Try beer. It won't fix your problem but you won't mind.

[ghorty]

Fish Pills worked wonders for my wife's Cholesterol. Dropped it about 20 pts.

[Zarbod]

I heard that is kinda dangerous. I had friend who died from taking fish pills. It was kinda hard to flush him down the toilet though.

[Addue]

Jabby McNeedleman! rofl Now tell me, when was the last time you actually had the doctor himself stick you with a needle? lol

Hmmmm I wonder how they knew what normal values to use for your blood work? Perhaps your species has that amount of cholesterol naturally? lol

[Blargaldalien]

I believe Earth doctors enjoy jabbing aliens.Sort of turnabout is fair play.

Tit for tat,as it were.

[Zarbod]

We'll I'm not showing my nurse my tat, unless she.....

[Zarbod]

Actually, I don't know if I've ever had a doctor do it. It's always the nurse. I wonder if doctors are afraid of blood. Actually, I know one doctor who was into it. His name was Dr. Acula.

[michaelpyro]

awesome, I did the same thing with trident gum. I thought it would make my teeth whiter, but nothing happened. Then someone said: "Try BUYING some." Apparently you have to use it for it to work...

[Zarbod]

Maybe they should put that in the commecial. It's called HONESTY people!

[Blinkazoid]

You probably *still* got all the side effects:)

[Addue]

oh yeah the one where you start to look like the food? (I think that's Zetia where they show relatives that look like food dishes, the point being that cholesterol is both genetic and diet related) lol

[Zarbod]

In that comercial I learned that my Aunt is apperently related to pie!

[Zarbod]

No, I was already ugly, but I try to blame it on drugs. It's like blaming farts on the dog.

[Zarbod]

Well, Hoggie, I suspect I need to reduce my consumption of pork. Oh well.

[baconfreak994]

Freakin' Zetia, liars.....

[Rowdyeh]

Hmmm, perhaps you should look at your diet, and not having the drugs is not the same as having a placebo, I dont think you could lower your cholesterol by just thinking about it even though with a brain like yours it wouldn't be impossible!

[Zarbod]

Actually, I last score was 82. Now if I could heal my stress ulcers I'd be all set. If only I could figure out what is causing them.

[Blargaldalien]

Don't ignore the stress ulcers,Zarbod. You must be mindful of them,all day.

[Zarbod]

Yeah, I got that taken care up. I woke up this morning at 4. Now it's off to the office. I think I'm going to die.

[qiranger]

They Lie!

[Zarbod]

If I can't trust a faceless mongo corporation to tell me the truth, who can I trust?!?

[FISHGAL69]

Trust no one.

[Zarbod]

How can I take your advice if I take your advice?

[Dog480]

Try giving the Zetia to your dog & see if that helps before you give up.

[Zarbod]

I tried that with Cialis and...well...let's just say that was an uncomfortable 36 hours.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Zarbod.

Yes,I remember that incident,the night of the continuous leghumps.

[Zarbod]

Yeah. The dog also humped my leg.

[Dog480]

How did the cat make out?

[Zarbod]

I never heard any complaints.

[GregGallows]

Zetia liiiiess!!!

[justwatchin07]

hehe, jabby mcneedleman. that would be a tough name to grow up with. :)

[Zarbod]

Yeah, but the name seems to work well for him now.

[justwatchin07]

indeed!

go see my channel for the latest project im doing,zarbod! :) you might find it interesting.

[Zarbod]

ok.  I will.

[Rowdyeh]

He's really lucky he wasn't called Richard Cranium, would you get a jab from a dickhead?

[Zarbod]

Richard Cranium?  I think I went to school with that guy!