Crazy singing Christian puppet

[doddsino]

Jesus Christ...this is so pathetic...it's not even funny...it's just plain sad.

[valleus]

Whats scarier is the look ok content in the real persons face like we will use puppets to convince people about god.He even sounds drugged himself.

[Sozlled]

This is called "The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show" and it is TRULY nightmarish, in fact it reminds of when i used to get a high fever when i was young, about 7 or 8 and i'd get hallucinations.

It like the DT's or something.

[egdeltur666]

Hey! It's David Liebe Hart! :D

[x1clonex1]

2:14 u see a guy controlling the puppet BUSTED!!!!!!

[DirtySandWizard]

It's no wonder so many children end up leaving Christianity when they grow up, JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT! Look how SHITTY these puppets are, the bear is absolutely horrifying!

[StackCityEntOfficial]

That's okay, internet. I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways.

[whitezombie93]

great job

[docsigma]

The one human in this video looks so goddamn smug. You just know he has a collection of fingers in his basement, organized into little jars, sorted by size and taste.

[TotalNekro]

It's like some kind of horrible nightmare.

[AudballXcore]

How can children even comprehend this? And why is the guy on the left just sitting there nodding?

[UltraRobbie]

I think I would honestly rather be hit by a car than watch an episode of this.

[PandaBamda]

Tim and Eric

[SUPERIORzombie]

It's teddy ruxpin's weird religous uncle.

[TVWriterGuy]

This must be what it's like to drop acid and go to a Chuck E Cheese.

[redblade79]

@TVWriterGuy

Hahaha, I was thinking the exact same thing

[mistereveready]

Hmm 3 dummies on stage and all three are fucking creepy.

[SUPERSTUD6000]

its still moving!!! shoot it again!!

[robopirinja]

Great job

[Granitoons]

2:15 I like how the 'puppeteer' reduntantly moves the bear thus exposing himself before trying to hide behind the dead-looking puppet with both legs pointing brokenly in the same direction.

[Gasosag]

Fuck yeah. David Liebe Hart.

[MangoZapp]

Guy on the left looks like a retired heavyweight... that got a few too many blows to the head in the ring.

[stratocastahguy]

I tried to hook up with a girl to this song

[jimmcc51]

Watching this makes me want to clean my butt....

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@jimmcc51 CLEAN IT WELL

[MidoriFan10]

I feel sexually confused...

[NaturalSelection101]

I'm on a "watch crazy christian" videos this morning..................oh I am so afraid for humanity. Please teach your children well

[MSBMBA]

No amount of brain bleach is going to be able to get those images out of my head.

On the other hand, for a creepy-looking puppet, the bear did have a nice singing voice.

[Leatherbubba]

Learning knowledge is power.

[CokeWTF]

Is it just me or the lyrics of the song were about balls? Also, almost didn't see the black guy in the background.

[cytroop]

Did he say ballsack at 00.28?

[slayercoolsnake]

@cytroop lawlz!

[luball416]

the bear only has one ear, I love this it's like finding gold in a dumpster

[DavidBaute]

I'm so scared and loling at the same time.

[Kemonokami]

FUCK!!!!

[313PrimE]

W.............T...............­......F?!! 

[grimnus]

This is sooo trippy, I wish we had this channel in the UK!

[MrVerm1n]

David Leibe Hart completely destroying your child's mind. Sheild your eyes, sheild your ears.

[tonymontana1974]

This is "junior christian science lesson" isnt it.

[JeffysPlayhouse]

Is this Tim and Eric?

[twizelby]

well the puppet guy had his own public acces show before tim and eric got him on their show

[totaLybeetLeJuice]

@JeffysPlayhouse

you wish

[Leatherbubba]

Learning knowledge is power

Then you'll grow like a beatiful flower

You'll grow and education like a beatiful flower

You'll grow every hour

[Ievolovel]

Am I fucking watching Tim and Eric?

[xXSpeechImpedimentXx]

2:14-2:17 ... u can see the guys face...

[trickynic66]

Yep all normal here.

[Eldanen]

I'm scared.

[meredumais]

Sounds like someone's been pushed to the edge and is taking unsuccessful shots at the puppet during 'singing lulls'...and is it just me, or does it appear to anyone else that the heroin kicks in about two seconds before he stops singing?

There's no other word for it: this is SUBLIME !

[falstaffswims]

Still fucking AWESOME! Testify, scare-bear, testify!

[SantaDog]

Ah...Nightmare fuel. A panda with no means of bodily control that sings even with it's mouth closed. A frozen little boy, and a continuiously nodding, smiling priest. Creeeeepy...

[coolspindrift]

DEAR GOD HELP US ALL.....this is HIDEOUS!!!

[NebulousBadGuy]

This is NOT Funy this is "nOT" cool to make fun ;this is the Lord where talkin about here BACK OF!! Until you knock it, don't try it cuz you my friend will only BE BURNIN IN HELL. How's that don't MOCK these Instrumentes/Breathes of God our Lord, kay??

[tehgheyness]

haha what? kay seriously, you need to get off the lord and do some Drugs man.

get high, and see if anything you just said makes sense.

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

You sound just a tad - just a tad - brainwashed.

[SlapAchristian]

nebulous....you represent a percentage of the population that just refuses to evolve and even think rationally for that matter. you are subnormal and need to go eat your breakfast in traffic.

[mburstino]

The reincarnation of Robert Goulet. Some seriously bad bear-karma.

[DoubleWonderful]

DAVID! YA BLEW IT!

great job!

[smokespice]

During this video, I "popped a boner!"

[veuvecliquot]

SALAME MOTHERFUVKER!

[officerperez]

0:27- Who did he say was "better than Bob Sapp?" :)

[rush1er]

No, no..he said "better than ball sack"...

[chodaboy51500]

I'm so glad I don't own a gun.

[penguicold]

SALUME!

[DoubleWonderful]

YA BLEW IT!

[GabbaGabbaRingo]

AT 0:20 it looks like it controlled with telekinesis whatever noise that was crashing in the background. His eyes dart to the side when that crashing noise happens

[fonna]

Oh yeah....," I" would have enjoyed this as a child.

lol

Would have depressed the freakin' crap out of me, I tell ye that.

[SigurdHeathen]

David Liebe Hart is the puppeteer's name.

[SigurdHeathen]

I'm pretty sure this is from Tim and Eric Awesome Show. Nice try though.

[singedrac]

This isn't from Tim and Eric exactly, but the guy singing with the puppets has been on the Tim and Eric show several times.

[spahoom]

Actually, it's a legitimate seperate television show. That's how T&E found Hart in the first place.

[hippoboy22]

no david liebe heart did these public access shows in the ninetys then tim and eric offered him a spot on their show

[MasterSubLink]

That puppet reminds me of the puppet in Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job.

[singedrac]

It's the same guy.

[AlliBeeBeatle]

This makes me wanna be a Buddhist even more

[canaanav]

This puppet was created in god's image

[bananiel]

this is so great

[SamiJ1000]

His singing is like The Ring. You listen to it once and it's stuck with you for the rest of your life! *twitch*

[GabbaGabbaRingo]

Reminds me of the time I did that really bad glue

KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE

[pnut7805]

It's like I made a wrong turn on the way to Chuck E. Cheese and wound up in some weird Bible land. Oh well, they probably don't have as many parents getting into boozed up fights in Liebe Hart Land. Oh wait..! The bear's ears move! I only just noticed that!

[EnoFrisk]

Hilarious!

[Jeezers13]

lololol Salame

[codeaires]

Uhhhh...wow, Mr. Hart, you've outdone yourself!

[deutche1978]

that is 100% f*cked up

[Dogstolmychi]

David Liebe Hart FTW!

[heydanbud]

i like at 1:11 when he stops singing and the mouth stays open. lol

Great Job!

[billycorn78]

Very beautiful singing. Love the organ too.

[SantaDog]

What's creepier? The singing puppet, or the continuiously nodding guy?

[georgeontherocks]

David Liebe Hart. Search for him on youtube. He's the guy singing.

[DoubleWonderful]

great job!

[shwas77]

This shit is funny but at the same time fucked up

[poonjoo]

his ear o.o...

[Sammyt3hSnake]

Notice how at 2:02, the puppet just starts jerking around and having a seizure...

[plasticbastard99]

Urgh!....well.....looks like I'm having nightmares tonight

[falstaffswims]

Holy fucking Jesus that thing scares the shit out of me! Get it out of my head!!

[falstaffswims]

Holy fucking Jesus that thing scares the shit out of me! Get it out of my head!!

[3wheelfleetwood]

that was beautiful!

[notmuchseemsoriginal]

"junior christian science bible lesson show," better known as jcsbls.

[MonkeyOctober]

Is that puppet defected?

[3wheelfleetwood]

salame

[Nummysammich]

I can't watch this video without cringing XD

[ossiorn]

Theres nothing like Christian entertainment.

Wich is why Atheists and skeptics just can't compete.

[MonkeyOctober]

This was so creepy

[gr33npuff1n]

Jim Henson gone wrong.

[3Alvarado3]

the voice of the bear is Davie Hart, he now work's on the show Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job. youtube: salame to see one of the first things he did for the show

[macrox77]

How can that man sit next to those two freaks?

[NoxVulpes]

you can't see it, but he's dying inside a little after every line.

[officerperez]

How the hell can anyone listen to that stupid bear and not go insane? the song doesn't even sound like it's on key and the bear looks like someone found it at the bottom of the bargain bin at salvation army.

[scotty88hh]

DAVID LIEBE HART!!!

[VideoJunkei]

Thank god for public television!!

[gr33npuff1n]

this puppet was sent by Zenu to prevent us from becoming clear. we must follow the noble example of L Ron Hubbard and not be led astray by crazy panda puppet things.rotfl.5 stars.

[VoltzCartoons]

if i saw that i would NEVER want to be a christian!

[fonna]

Good bye fun and childhood, hello nightmares of possessed stuffed animals!

Creepy stuff!

[Mobee211]

scariest

thing

ever

[sofakingproductions]

thats the puppet from Awesome Show!!!

[Sammyt3hSnake]

This is one of the biggest insults to Christianity ever made. And here, this douchebag sitting next to the puppet are actually taking it seriously? WHAT THE HELL?

[EliseRochelle]

Fuck you, faggot. David Liebe Hart will shit in your cunt.

[Sammyt3hSnake]

If you don't think this is bizzare, you've got problems, man.

[FoxyMamaRox]

o_o That's pretty graphic and specific. Jeez.

Indeed it is bizzare, but, it's kid friendly. I'm sure some child somewhere appreciates this show.

[gr33npuff1n]

Well...

I'm not sure about the "Kid Friendly" part

Listen closley to what he says at 00:28.

[Modthepirate]

omg thanks alot man U made me cry "is better than a BALLLLL SAC!"

[BumbleBeeInABluebell]

only criminally insane children would appreciate this - oh, that's right; this programme will MAKE them criminally insane!

[thepassionistas]

Love it!

[jwylie]

Meet the f!$%^ing FEEBLES!!!!!!!!!!

[FatherHeathen]

*chuckles* oh, those wacky christians..

[Evelsbro]

This cheered me right up! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[cytroop]

I can bet that puppet is from hell!

[chemicalglee]

was THAT PUPPET MAKING THINGS IN THE HOUSE MOVE THROUGH THE TELEVISION ?????????

[VeeJay92]

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you David Hart, the, ahem, "puppeteer", and his Dollar Store marionette! (Laugh!) Plans are for him to have a real TV show.

[lazerflesh]

Wow this gives me the creaps. This reminds me of Chucky Cheeses.

[TheLegitMan93]

You're RIGHT!

[atkinson767]

thats the puppet from Tim and Eric Awsome Show Great Job!

[sacrificaltotem]

yea

[Delorean92]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA! Man, that bear looked like he was on drugs! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA!

[LovedSins]

At 20 seconds it sounds like he says "For a day in thy court, is better than ballsack"

[matman125]

This guy airs the public access channel in Orange County, CA (at least where I live)

I can't tell if he is serious ('cause that's down-right scary) or if he is sort of mocking the whole idea of PA

[joshuamichael]

At 28 seconds I am pretty shure the puppet says Ballsack.

[perydwyn]

Thats truelly frightening

[manicazn]

is the singing puppet missing an ear? oh wait I see it it's bent back.

[anonymouswhore]

Yay! More scary Xtian puppets!!!

[holygalaga]

man. wow.

film more! please!

[gogyrl]

um... ok... I'm scared now. thanks.