10 Funniest Ralph Wiggum Quotes

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

They ruined Ralph by making him run for president. -_-

[zonic26]

Where's Super Nintendo Chalmers and They taste like burning?

[officialcalummenzies]

"I wanna go back inside Mommy!"

[specterkev]

The baby looked at you?

[wolfpackr552]

130 dislikes? That's unpossible!

[Dariusmfischbacher]

Nr. 2 is BY FAR the funniest

[occhall]

umm no.. "go banana!"

[AltPunkMetal]

You missed:

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

"Hi there Lisa! Hi there Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

[thewilllane]

my cats breath smells like cat food

[Ikki1604]

Not putting "I bent my Wookie" on this list...that's a paddlin.

[maddognscorpion]

What about 'I dressed myself!"

[cyberruler5487]

my cats breath smells like cat food

[lex13vs]

Fun toys are Fun

[lex13vs]

The before teacher yelled at me too

[EminemSlim1000]

THE BABY LOOKED AT YOU?

[Alienclaw18]

What about 'I like men now' XD

[JmSUPERduper1997]

what about ï'm a unitarde !! ?? LOL

[WongNicholasK]

What happened to: "So...do you like...stuff?"

[msnonom17]

not loving ralph? thats unpossible

[Bogbeast1]

"I'm learnding"



[ForceMaximus84]

Take #1 off and replace it with "I bent my wookie" and we're good.

[345Ironhead]

What about "What's a battle?"

[tbaker91798]

what about "It tastes like burning!"

[RabidSpaceSquirrels]

The Leprachuan told me to burn things too! :D

[lowcomedy]

@RabidSpaceSquirrels Has that Irish bastard been seeing you too?

[avasdad2672]

"I bent my wookie"

[asshuckim78]

and "i wanna be a kangaroo :("

[mistabook]

"Me fail English? That's unpossi--"

[Warcraft147314]

Ralph: I love you principal skinner! Lol

[danrichard13]

what about super nintendo chalmers

[TheMulekews]

he is always on lisas episodes

[PeterSmeter]

"I'm a Star Wars!"

[proregeRotzak]

''I'm a brick!''

[JuneTheQueen1]

what about him being a Unitard ??

[KauPirate]

O.O ......

My cat's name is Mittens.

[asiantwinkiesdotcom]

All my friends say i do a really good impression of him

[Xauld]

What about ralph signing spice girls

[cultmiester]

number 2 > all

[mcalpha3]

number 10 nelsons voice WTF!

[jesperw94]

1, el o el

[XM4N1AC11]

@XM4N1AC11 ok never mind my laptop lagged. XD

[XM4N1AC11]

It went 9-7

[onenonlyprincess2]

He was fine.... Go home Ralph!

[MiffyeHalak]

There's better quotes than these...

[TheFriendlyBurgers]

im a pop sensation!

[ELONut]

Go Bananna!

[ChristinaPeriniMusic]

Where's "principle skinner i got car sick in your office"

[MrBeatlesfan41]

oof... bad list

[RSguideX]

10, wtf voice lol

[waffenfabrik4815]

WHAT ABOUT SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS?

[MrParadoxofReality]

What about: "I ated the purple berries, they taste like burning" ???

[XlegltFoSho]

what about

Bart: be there or be square.

Ralph: but i wanna be a triangle.

[TheITinFIT]

Good, but nothing beats "I'm a totem pole! Hiya hiya hiya hiya..."

[Grazkill1]

What about "My cats breath smells like cat food"

[ITW84]

RALPH RULES

I DIG THE WIG

[blackgriffinxx]

specil clas poeple r funy hahahaa

[bigtimv]

What about "I'm special!"??

[madcram]

My favourite: "Oh Caaaaanaaaadaaaaaaaaaaa!"

[Herbert3990]

I would defenitely vot for Ralph

[ninjabastard2]

lisa: sorry ralph that would defeat the purpose of testing us in means of student evaluation

ralphs face drops

ralph: my cat's name is mittens

[Gigabowser4]

my favo is

miss hover: thank you lisa

Ralph: no miss hover im ralph

[wongIgnow]

If I ever get a cat, it'll be named, 'mittens' :)

[purplesully]

also:

Ralph: I ated the purple berries!. . . oooh oooww

Bart: well Ralph, how do they taste?

Ralph: They taste like burning

[purplesully]

"I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids! oomph, I bent my Wookie" Ralph: Umm, Miss Hoover?

Hoover: Yes Ralph, what is it? Ralph: My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it...can I have another one?

Hoover: No Ralph, there aren't any more...[shaking her head] just try to sleep while the other children are learning.

Ralph: Oh boy...sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

Those should have been included

[Jonathantams]

Me fail English? That's unpossible

[dman7714]

Don't blame me i voted for Ralph

[2ndPyleOfVinyl]

CryoKatana97 has GREAT suggestions for the 10th ranked, or higher. The rest of the video is quite good actually and redeemed itself by including "ME FAIL ENGLISH!? THATS UNPOSSIBLE!"

[2ndPyleOfVinyl]

The video was off to a bad start by featuring that as the tenth. That scene was the first time Ralph was used and his character was not developed, and thus he does not say anything that Nelson or any other character would not utter.

[RareMusic42]

@2ndPyleOfVinyl Voting for Ralph after he picked his nose, you better BELIEVE that's a paddlin!

[2Ep1c2kn0wy0u]

Once on the simpsons i saw a sign in the backround and it was ralph and he peed his pants and the poster said: "Vote for Ralph. Time for a change!"

XD

[yankovic1234]

what about

"I like men now"

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

@yankovic1234 That's a stupid line.

[vulo1234455]

wtf... is that ralphs voice or is it been modded when hes on the fence...

[bittersweetcandy1]

Lets be honest, every Ralph Wiggum line is priceless, you just can't rank them.

[sunnygrace57]

:25-The funnier part of that clip is when Mrs. Hoover says afterwards, "He was fine," just so she could go home.

[evanisbored33]

How about "O Canada!" hahahaha

[Krustylover]

Where is ."IM HAPPY AND ANGRY!"?

[MotownLyrics22]

Where is, "When he grows up, I wanna be like me!" God Bless!

[mrbandishbhoir]

I'm a firetruck!

[austinfailz]

Where's "He's gonna smell like hot dogs"?

[bamfnicholas]

Ralph is such an idiot xD lmfao.

[rocksinoo]

"I'm special!"?



[Blinky3341]

Go Banana!

[DarkRaven18599]

How can anything other than "I bent my wookie" be number one?! For shame!

[hamtheman222]

IM IDAHO

[HactarThe2nd]

Where's "I'm happy and angry!"

[RegardsDolan]

Where's

"Intercourse?"

[Getlucky12341]

"i wanna go back in mommy"

[GhillieShdeKnife]

"i ate too much plastic candy"

[jimmythehat25]

Ralph Wiggum: King of the non-sequitur

[mhhauser321]

Ralph is so funny!

[indiglo1971]

Look at his arms at :33 - :34

[jsnrocks]

too much classic ralph is mised

[Casson12]

What's a battle?

[larnie9333]

you need, "my cats breath smells like cat food"

[crazyharry39]

He went through puberty backwards o.O

[MrPopeye232323]

@crazyharry39 lol Thats Unpossible...

[slynova1]

my cats name is mittens

[grandmasfreind]

Where's super nitendo chalmers

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

Your Eyes Need Diapers! :3

[shadowclawxz]

where is "she's touching my special area

[TheKordeckis99]

@shadowclawxz it got lost in Super Mario when it went to see super-nintendo chalmers

[idgarad]

Unpossible!!

[TheFireMiner]

You know, the "pick a winner" bit gets a laugh every time.

[78rikkers]

i bent my wookie??!!

[darkkissesful]

im calling me cat mittens

[peaveyandsmolski]

You may have wanted to let the quotes actually end before you skipped to the next one. Meth will do that to you.

[Jopari444]

wheres my cats breath smells like catfood?

[killuminati413]

"hi super nintendo chalmers" this quote should be number 1

[joeveenstra90]

Oh daddy, this tastes like grandma!

[TheTeleludus]

"my cats breath smells like cat food".

[musicaalful]

what about "I think I like men now from the Simpson's movie?

[kaliburns]

"The pointy kitty took it!"

[MultiFilip96]

1:18 picka hahahhahahahahhahahah

For the Americans: I'm from serbia and picka means pussy

[Snowwww]

thats unpossible

[POHeck]

HAY! MY CATS NAME IS MITTENS TOO!!

[zammmerjammer]

"GO BANANA!!!"

[DistressSignal]

"I'M HAPPY AND ANGRY"

[monroe8598]

My cats name is Mittens.

[RyanP1983]

or "the dr said I'd get less nose bleeds if i kept my finger out of there"

[RyanP1983]

where was "I broke my wookie"

[TheShiningKnight1]

He told me to burn things :D

[KumoriGurasu]

"Why do people run from me?" *wets self, smiles*

[oOoOoStevenoOoOo]

@KumoriGurasu

that is by far the funniest moment XD

[Desertfalcon55]

When I grow up I wanna go to bovine university!

[duffman13045]

I bent my wookie

[Setzytb]

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

[soulevs]

my favorite is:

Lisa: Players play, managers manage-

Raplh:-Do alligators alligate?

[RDV333]

The best Simpsons character.

[SteapingGamer]

What about: My cats breath smells like cat food...

[TaySwiftRocksMySox]

ROTFLMAO: "One of the babies looked at me." XD holy crap!!!! lol!!!

[AangRaj]

Where's the "I like men now!" quote?

[jalford312]

@AangRaj i think this was made before the movie

[AangRaj]

@jalford312 Impossible...

[leeroy144]

I didn't laugh once.

[MrXxsnipesXx]

ralph wiggum= more of a winner than charlie sheen?

[CryoKatana97]

where's:

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"?

"It tastes like... burning"?

"Bye witches, thanks for not eating me"?

"Mister, you're drinking a candle"?

"Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"?

"I like men now"?

"Maybe she drove to the moon"?

"I bent my wookie"?

[svenboy89]

@CryoKatana97 And "You're going to heaven!"

[jonas658]

@CryoKatana97 EVERY ONE OF THEM SHUD BEEN HERE

[karma756231]

@CryoKatana97 -talking to wolf- "will you be my mommy?" -picks up Ralph- "Yay! You smell like dead bunnies!"

[lordluke182]

"Hi Lisa, hi super nintendo chalmers."

[Akaliii1]

her hair goes from blue to brown :o

[nukeurhouse12]

every cartoon has one retarded person or a character!

[JackHMeenanThe1st]

I think u forgot "My daddy's gonna put you in jail"

[TheJomox11]

go ralph

[rslaugh88]

Also should have "I heard a Frankenstein lives in there"

[rslaugh88]

You should check out the Bloodhound Gang song that is all Ralph Wiggum quotes. It has the best ones.

[TheRequestNetwork1]

Where is super-nintendo Chalmers?

[megapixie181]

awwwwww

[zeldagameplayer3]

me fail english that's umpossible

[vadont]

Ralph is sooooooooooooooooooo underrated XD

[RockAustinDXtakerRk0]

I have a shirt of Ralph saying "I'm a uni-tard". :D

[forselanne8]

look at ms hoovers hair at 0:16 and then 0:17

[DefenderofHyrule]

GO BANANA should have been in there...he has too many good lines

[CEproductionssss]

best raplh wiggum quote is "i'm a uni-tard"

[A16AdamWalker]

Failing English? That's a Paddlin

[sagman68]

Where the hell is "I bent my Wookie?"

[Kewlgals0147]

my cats name is mittens

[zerosonico]

who the fuck edits this?

[ALSFLAVOUR]

wait wheres "Hi Lisa, Hi Supernintendocharmers!"

[AzeOfClubs]

You forgot to add Ralph's quotes about Ameicas economy; "I have this much money."

Made me laugh atleast :

(think its the same season as number 3 btw)

[YourBoiiAcee]

The best line was in the simpsons movie when he saw bart's Dick and said "i like men now"

[MrDanteaguilar]

These guys upload the best parts and not just the audio with a static picture... subbed.

[vcanucks22]

supernintendo chalmers!? CMON!!!!

[faithdelusion]

Where's I'm a unitard?

[Sye909]

"Go banana!"

"My sash says Ultraman"

"I'm a Unitard"

"I bent my wookie"

So on and so forth...

[furonwarrior]

Did Ralph reverse puberty? lol His voice is deep in the 3rd season.

[DontBeNoobish]

I'm a Starwars!

[pissoffcavsfan]

the best quote was from the movie. He sees naked bart skate by

"I like men now"

[ChyllakaPhantomMoto2]

@pissoffcavsfan THAT WAS THE BEST~!

[Simple816]

I've got number four on your countdown, I've got Season 8 at my house :)

[blackheart103]

Hahah the first one

[ufotofu9]

All the best one's are missing. Sleep, that's where I'm a viking? Gone! What's a battle? Gone! Supernintendo Chalmers? Gone! WTF?!