Advance Wars 2 - Banker Hills S Rank (9 Days)

[battalionleader7]

So this is the series Battalion wars originated from, man this looks addicting I wish I had this game

[SkepticalMisanthrope]

1:15 Should i move my missile two squares to the .... left?

Nahhh I'll just hit myself

[Nitros8891]

I think that the standard battle is between andy and andy

[OnceMoreBob]

This is coming in the mail in a few days. Can't wait :3

[tavogp]

sami is the shit

[GangsterCallejero01]

@tavogp no shit reviewer. look how cool sami is! 2 days capturing a HQ in 2 days is done.

[LordFhalkyn]

Eagle=The Red Baron

Jess=Field Marshal Rommel

Drake=Admiral Drake

Kenbei=Hirohito

Olaf=Stalin (Russia was saved by "General Winter", or Winter Fury, if you will)

Sturm/Von Bolt=Darth Vader (The former has the mask, the latter has the breathing sounds)

Black Hole=Sci-Fi(though something seems odd- the BH vehicles have no wheels. They seem to float. So why are they encumbered by terrain?)

[TheDragonPlays]

@LordFhalkyn In general Orange Star = U.S., Blue Moon = Russia, Yellow Comet = Asia, Green Earth = Europe.

[LordFhalkyn]

@TheDragonPlays Exactly!

[Waaromduurthetzolang]

No doubt this game is/was awesome. But i never played it. It was mentioned on a videoreview and i wanted to check it out; I dont understand a f*cking thing of it!!:P. Hahaha, please explain; what is the meaning of this game. (again, no offense, i just don't get it)

[lllshokoboylll]

@Waaromduurthetzolang oh gawd.. its awesome :P should give it a try, download emulator and rom at coolroms.c0m

[alex2143]

Try this with Colin: capture as much early on, then swarm infantry/mech to keep the enemy at bay for a couple of turns. Don't have to push them back, don't even have to keep the line, just make sure they don't capture a lot. Money builds up. Soon as you have some money, keep spamming Gold Rush 'till you have 200 000 funds. You are now invincible.

[emotionalpunkboy]

Guys MUST READ THIS

go to moddb and there is a modification for Red Alert 3 that brings Advance Wars

It's called Advance Wars Frontline.

Advance Wars in 3d as a Real Time Strategy Game.

The graphics is AMAZIng

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy fuck you



[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa fuck me? ok fuck me............homo

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy stfu cock muncher.

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa

Ohh I love when people like you have nothing else to say other than more swears, bet your brain can't think of anything else.

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy you fucking tralala jew mother fucker who has a pussy for a penis.

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa

Wow such a immature comment that has no meaning, it's all about fake insulting.

and I should really thinkg that I have a pussy and believe in you? phh...

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy you fuking paki fuck, learn how to speak english before you go around posting fucking jewish comments you fucktard.

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa

I am not Paki and I am not Jewish are you a FUCKING RACIST? Do you have some problem with those people? even though I am not one of them I feel sad for you.

I am sorry I forgot to write one word in my previous comment, sorry if it makes you think that I don't know English just because of one word.

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy are you fucking gay? You twinkled toe faggit

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa

Do you have anything else you want to say other than lame same old swearing? gay... jew... paki... fucker.. faggot... *sigh* I am bored of your comments.

Spell the word Faggot correct first.

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa

Even If I am gay does it really matter? or are you just looking for a boyfriend?

Either way you are a homophobe.

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy clearly it seems you were raped by your father several times as a child. My suggestion to you as a practicing psyciatrist would be t ogo and over dose on sperm you gay cock munching faggit.

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa

At last you commented without saying something like " are you ... ? you are so ... you got ..."

How did you know? were you there when i was getting raped? were you video taping it? you sick sick gay bastard.

btw you still can't spell the word Faggot.....-.-

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy OMG YOR'RE DISPLAYING SEVERE SYMPTOMS OF GAY, JEWISH, PAKI, FAGGITNESS SYNDROME. AS A PRACTICING PSYCIATRIST, I SUGGEST YOU EAT AS MUCH PENIS AND SPERM AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. PLEASE DO THIS, TO SAVE YOURSELF AND THAT OF FUCKING MANKIND.

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa

Oh really thats cool cause I dont care!

btw I just noticed that you're showing severe symtopms of being RETARDED. As a more smart person than you, I recommend you to DO YOUR MAMA every night for one whole year as it will make you little more smarter to reach the level of a toddler.

I bet you get no friends because of your immature childish attitude. Still what I said above is 100% true.

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy clearly your boyfriend didn't fuck you in the ass tonight you jew mudafucka you.

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa

Yes he didn't fuck me in the ass, well where did he fuck? He fucked in your pussy.

I bet you liked it soo much which is why you are posting comments about how awesome it was.

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy you smell like shit, take a shower you dog

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa

How did you know? Were you stalking me everywhere I go?

I bet you were right beside me I was sleeping and was kept on smelling me.

You sick gay bastard.

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy so lets put this out there for the sake of things. 1.) I said you were a gay jew paki fuck, you replied, "How'd you know." 2.) I said you smell like shit, you replied, "How'd you know." Clearly, you're not denying anything, so this well establishes the fact that you're a pompous gay jew paki fuck, who, smells like shit. No sir, I think you're the sick gay bastard here.

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa

Yes I don't deny on everything like every other people. It only makes them look like a douche. What I meant was if it was true then how did you find that out?

about the jew paki one I did not deny on that

I can't believe that just because I didn't completely deny them, it makes me the sick gay bastard.

Same for you sir. I said you were a stalker, fucked in your ass, retarded but did you also deny them?Nope You only changed the subject and started to talk about different things.

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy fucking communist

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa Capitalist pig

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy facist nazi bitch

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa

Racist prejudice dickhead

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy YOU JEW MOTHER FUCKER YOU, IMA CHOP YO BALLS OFF TONIGHT AHAHAHAHAHA

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa

Hmm... it seems that you have some kind of obsession with man BAlls.

Well bring it on bitch.

Dude seriously you seem like a guy who stalks boys at night. I should keep a distance from a person like you.

Whats with all the Caps, it only makes you look immature. After all it is obvious, you are the most immature person I've ever met. Saying it in all caps is the perfect way to sound like a douche

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy your mother was quite fun last night, i jizzed all over her face. ahahahha

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa

Isn't that bit interesting? I thought you were gay. My friend said he liked yesterday's BJ that you gave him.

I am going to tell him how you have been cheating on him with your other boyfriend that you met in a whorehouse.

Where do you live bitch? I am going to bust a bullet into your brain.

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy your mother warned me you would say something like this while i was fucking her last night. no worries, ill make sure to have a chat with her after tonight's session.

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa

I actually never knew all that, since I was at a 1 week hotel with your mom, I was not even sure what was going around my home. Everytime she orgasms she tells me how retarded you are and I laugh like so hard.

We've been enjoying it and even now she tells me that she regrets giving birth to you.

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy EWWWW, YOU FUCKED MY MOM. that's fucking nasty, but i guess it's the norm for paki jew fucks such as yourself. fucking jew mother fucker you.

[PsionicAnnihilator]

@susupoosa

You the same, you jizzed over.......

i never said i Fu***d your mom. I only said we enjoyed something together. Please get a glasses and read correctly first.

Well your mom was fucking nasty I have to admit that, I know I feel disgusted that I actually spent a day with her.

It's facking halarious everytime you call me a jew and paki hahahaha.

I am not even jew or paki, it's sad that someone who has his brain flipped upside down can't even tell a person if he is a jew or not.

[susupoosa]

@PsionicAnnihilator "you the same, you jizzed over" "get a glasses" "can't even tell a person if he is a jew or not"

learn to speak english first because the only women you're getting are the ugly virgins allah shall be granting you you paki fucker.AHAHHAHAHA

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa

Lol that guy pretty much answered it for me.

Hhaha he probably read your comments and noticed how retarded you are. He is against you! 2 vs 1 haaha.

You are just saying those because you never got laid or you are ugly as fuck and no one really likes you.

Are you still a 60 year old virgin?

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy shut the fuck up you pussy

[emotionalpunkboy]

@susupoosa hahha I love this. I love your comments, how they pretty much have no meanings except some overused meaningless insults. *sniff * *sniff* this is just halarious.

[susupoosa]

@emotionalpunkboy BOB SAGET

[PsionicAnnihilator]

@susupoosa Nazi HiTLER!

[19Clink96]

I have this game on a old game boy advance, but it is sooooooo amazing!!! :D

[fadelio22]

HOLY SHIT

[Excalibur5k]

GAWD DAMN IT! this is not how war works people! drop a-bomb, then you're done! lol sorry! never played this so dont blame me! no i wont be playing this...

[MrNamtih]

lol..you really ownd him O___o

[Lx2E]

This game is for Nintendo DS?

[GunsOfThePhoenix]

@Lx2E no GBA, but its compatible with the older DS.

[Riond551]

can someone help me out? i bought a used copy of this game years ago and it had everything on it already, but i want to start fresh and unlock everything myself and delete all my data, how do i do that?

[Spiiana]

@Riond551

Just press L,R and Select while starting the Game.

[dragonster82]

how do i get this game on pc?

[Hammergunshipping]

Wow...well done! With this map (because Hachi is broken beyond compare) I used Colin, and it was a 20 day slug-match!

[shadowman22122]

Lol, APCs have hilarious agro in the first and second Advance Wars games.

[ExoticMazen75]

your great victory was aided by two very important bits of information in AW2...

1. Sami is cheap

and more importantly

2. The computer is effiing retarded!

However, i have to admit, that was pretty damn good.

[LinkHoT]

@ExoticMazen75 Haha, yeah, I think you're right xD But thanks anyway =D

[tsarcen]

@ExoticMazen75 I actually like to play with Sammy, one of my favorite CO's

[pjmac88]

so you got them to attack the workshop instead of the bazooka guy... i dont think youre good, i just think the AI sucks

[greeenskittlez]

That's hilarious.

[deidaraworshipper]

where did you play this?computer?gba?

[killerkirbydude]

Green Earth really equals all of Europe. Their uniforms are those of the Wehrmacht, yes, but Drake is CLEARLY English.

Yellow Comet equals the PRC i think... maybe Japan, actually, seeing how they get along so well with Orange Star.

Orange Star is actually America, whiich is ironic since communism has a red star.

And Blue Moon is Russia, though the regime it's under is hard to say. Imperial, Soviet, CIS? Who can say?

Black hole? They're just the general bad guys. They mean nothing.

[kylesico912]

@killerkirbydude blue moon is based off soviet russia sense theyre leader olaf is loosly based off stalen

[Tikku4ever]

That was crazy. Damn good strategy.

[Shadowsamaman]

Nell sorta looks like Rachel in that color change

[TheAvacadoMan]

Brilliant! Hachi got owned!

Oh and for those of u who never noticed, Green Earth's infantry's outfits look alot like Nazi outfits.

(Green Earth=Germany)

[Mosquitox216]

Green Earth actually represents the EU (European Union). The troops are based off Germany's, Jess and Drake are from the U.K., Eagle is from Germany, and Javier is from Spain.

[tree2992]

Actually, I was under the impression that Jess was based off the German tank general Erwin Rommel. Eagle might represent the UK's RAF or the German Luftwaffe, I don't think it's ever really made clear, but his close partnership with Drake (who is obviously a reference to Sir Francis Drake) in the first game makes me think of him as British.

[AaronThePony]

Eagle is Defiantly representing the Germans even his super power "Lighting Strike" Seems to be based off the Blitzkrieg or "Lighting War" Ideology.

[M30W3R]

@tree2992 THEN WHO WAS SENSEI

[MetroidCommando]

I think Green Earth is the whole of Europe. I know their units look German, and Eagle and Jess DO look like Germans, I'll give you that, but to me, Drake looks English and Javier looks Spanish.

[heavyarms55]

great job. I remember playing through that game so much I had 9999 points built up and it wouldn't go higher. I never did get an S on everything though.

[FairyLeviathanZ]

AW2's final mission was somehow easier than AW1's,despite the time limit. Because with all those pipes,they need to crowd round em to pass it.

[Bittner32]

I LOLD

[MetroidCommando]

Who is the enemy CO that you're fighting?

[zmang2012]

hachii

[ohmilsacerdote38]

easy job for sami

[icefoks]

is playing against hachi that easy?

[LinkHoT]

@icefoks No, in fact it's not, because Hachi is one the cheapest COs in the game. He can buy a lot of units with low money, and they don't have the weakness of Colin's. And if I had let he uses his CO Power, which let him buy units for a ridiculous price at ANY BASE (this includes cities), I was certainly done for, 'cause Sami can't stand in a tank battle.

[icefoks]

@LinkHoT Thanks for answering my question.

[TheJazzMan333]

@LinkHoT Thank you! I go through phases of favorite COs and Hachi has been kicking major ass for me lately. Downside is I don't know how to beat him.

[FreakyGamerz]

Orange Star = America

Blue Moon = Russia

Green Earth = Germany

Yellow Comet = Japan

[AscendingLeo]

Green Earth is more like Europe, Yellow Comet like Asia, and blue moon as Russia/Canada. Orange Star is like America though.

[RisingPhoenixofHell]

@FreakyGamerz I thought Yellow Comet is China????

[FurRealEnemies]

@FreakyGamerz Why has Germany to be Green Earth? :D There are no fat captains in Germany or any peculiar women carrying big pens! ;)

[adadad999999]

can you please help me!! one day i was half way done campain and didnt play for like 5 months. 5 months later when i played i didnt have any red star. i restarted campain and now im done,i still don have em, but i can use em in campain or face them, i can also change there colour. help me!!!

[t3hmaniac]

ah, exploiting the fact the AI could never resist attacking an APC. Its like they were lightning rods of hate or something.

[longliveGooGooDolls]

Actually, in advance wars 2, AI only attack APC that has an infantry or mech.

[nyipnyop]

WHOA! NOW THAT'S A BLITZKRIEG!

[LinkHoT]

Ahahaha xDD No, no, unfortunately there's no way Sami could do a Blitzkrieg. Her style is more like sneaking into the enemy's territory and desarming his commanding. But it's pretty cool too lol

[invertin]

Are the ranks in this game based on speed or amount of kills or amount of resources or what?

[LinkHoT]

There are three ranks:

Speed: Based on how many days you spent to complete the misson

Power: Based on how many enemy units you've destroyed

Technique: Based on how many units of your own you've lost.

[iwatchyou2ube]

i tried this in dualstrike and it didnt work. the AI is a lot smarter

[LinkHoT]

Sure. Dual Strike is a lot better *-*

[MasterChacky]

woa nice O_o

[Slazzy]

this is the only video of a 300 pt score on aw2 on utube

[jonelmenh]

yeah thats was too fast!!! ^^

[3939allen]

lol he shot himself

[LinkHoT]

Yeah xD Until Dual Strike, the AI was very dumb.

[3939allen]

hey u know how to beat sturm w/ high rank?

[SgtThom]

You don't own anything so why say ''Please don't repost this strategy anywhere without my permission.''

[LinkHoT]

I think you didn't saw the word "strategy".

[SgtThom]

I know.You still don't have the right to say that.

[LinkHoT]

I'm sure you have better things to do than hanging around here annoying me.

[SgtThom]

I'm sure that was 2 month ago idiot.

[nyipnyop]

lol. hmm maybe he mean... Not the game.. only the tips

[SgtThom]

Don't comment again for the last.That comment I made was two MONTHS ago please and thank you.Oh yeah he have no copy to his work whatsoever.

[Eskizofrenik]

the easy way to beat Hachi...great

[LinkHoT]

Thanks =] It has taken me a while to master this strategy.

[ronnyrizat]

bravo

[LinkHoT]

Thank you ^^