SOXYCONTIN

[John112655]

I NEEEEED A FARKIN REFILL!

[trinixia]

As a Yankee fan, I love this!

[allroy0234]

Taking my pill right now

[advisablyparentable]

the impression that your fine.

[ChrisKnight22]

sounds more like Soxzac

[yesanded]

That guy in the bar really likes the news!

[bigofft]

At the end of the day, win or lose, Angel fans relax in sunny southern California. Unfortunately, Red Sox fans are migrating, crying about harsh winters in bean town. They wear silly "B" hats that look just like UCLA hats and are breeding with the throng of beaners who run rampant here. These little hybrid "beanertown" babies are natural Sox fans because they are crying from day one. The "B" looks good on a sombrero. Angels rule and beanertown babies drool (literally)

[binarystar300]

i need some fucking soxycontin right now. fuck the angels

[Dfontes2]

hatin the fuckin yankes hahaha

[lhs07wlvrines]

Classic.

[NewEnglandSportsDude]

fitzy, you're a fuckin genius. you're awesome man, simply awesome.

[peacesignmoose]

After that freakin abortion of a game tonight, I could sure use some Soxycontin.  I still hate Varitek though.

[coltssuckass]

sleepswithsheep5 is a jealous little pussy!

the giants suck and you know it !

the manning sisters are crybaby cunts !

ny fans are sissies ! hahahahaha....

[Substitious1]

OMG! I'm crying from laughter! Stop! My sides are killing me!

Dude, you are the freakin' funniest man on the web!

[Fitzy01821]

I only agree with 2 things that you said.

[coltssuckass]

Brilliant work once again, Fitzy !

Another video that once again proves the 4 basic facts:

1. Fitzy speaks the truth and is a the man.

2. The yankees suck.

3. The giants suck.

4. new york fans are little pussies.

Soxycontin was funny but how about doing a video on NY-Jelly! ....you know, the stuff Gay-rod uses with his teammates!

[SmarkleyAndrews]

Funny thing about that, 1 is the only correct fact on your list. You can win in the preseason all you want to that doenst change 18-1. The yankees are the best team in baseball hands down. If you debate me on that then just look at the standings. I cant wait for your hate filled response. Please fill me in with your bitterness.

[coltssuckass]

Sorry SkankleyAndrools, but all 4 facts are rock solid true! i don't give a shit about the preseason and if the skankees are so great why haven't they won anything since the LAST MILLENIUM??!! Again, all 4 facts are true.... and you know it! bahahahahahahaa.......

[SmarkleyAndrews]

at least they didnt have generations and generations of fans who died without witnessing a champion. the last few years they werent smart enough 2 get solid pitching. now they have a great rotation and good bullpen. plus the team has good chemistry. these are a diffrent version of the yankees then recent years.

[coltssuckass]

LMAO!!! typical n.y. loser living in the last millenium! nobody cares what happened before electricity was invented, you moron. there's nothing different about the skankees....they sucked in the past, suck today, will continue to suck for eturnity! As does every n.y. sports team and that entire urine stenched city!

[SmarkleyAndrews]

haha urine strenched? dude come on have you been to new york? they yankees are the most successful united states sports franchise of all time. b4 electricity was invented? yea cause that was invented in 2000. i dont live in the past the red sox in recent years had the yankees number. but this is a diffrent yankee team and they have the best shot to win the whole thing since 2003.

[coltssuckass]

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.....whatever, dude. and yes i've been to n.y.city many times- it's a filthy, smelly shit hole! but i will say this.... it's not as bad as los angeles so there ya go. good luck to you and your team this season.

[bones074306]

big Yankees fan and giants fan and islanders fan here and red sox fans need that because i think the Yankees are 7 games up[ on Boston hahahahahahaha

[mc4bbs]

It's SOOOOOO true!!!

My favourite line: "Red Sox fans aren't ordinary fans... they're complete lunatics." ;-)

[mst3k54]

hahaha soxycontin... BRILLIANT!

[nickab88]

funny how you come on a pro or redsox fan vid just to bash the fans..you sir are retarded

[yellowrug384]

fuck, you.

[PlayerHater181]

well I think he's pretty funny sometimes so thats why i watch his videos...wow fuck you? thats all you can come up with but then again your a sox fan so what can i really expect

[mst3k54]

haha, yeah, "fuck you" and "you suck" is about all they can come up with

[yesanded]

Boston has always had guys called "Fitzy". They don't exist anywhere else.

Anyway...I laughed my ass off at this, AND it made me homesick. (I'm in Chicago) Good stuff. I want to go home and be in funny videos and stuff.

[FizzDrop44]

Pocket Money was great and so is this. Great PSA.

[PimpCoop]

Redsux suck go yankees!!!!!

[Y2JFAN811]

gtfo hater

[binarystar300]

the first drug that's both fda AND mlb approved haha good one

[djmykey416]

GFY: GO FUCK YOURSELF  GO FUCK YANKEES

[shirkmaster13]

It's MLB approved?? that's not very promising- could be women's fertility drugs for all we know

[maikeli7]

Wickid Clevah!!!!

[KeukaRyder]

Hey Mikey, At least your teams got more Americans on it than my team.

Whatever happened to the Boston Braves?

[maikeli7]

I know, right!! If ever there were another team I'd root for, it would be the Braves because they started in Boston, and because I live in the South now, and that is the team to root for.

As for Americans being on the team, can you imagine what Ted Williams would say to know that we have Japanese pitchers!?

[manintheboxx420]

Fitzy, the fact that NESN gave you a show helps me regain my faith in the world.

[Sully192837465]

great job on the sox game tonight fitzy! plus pocket change was great

[pyrodiablo]

where can i order?

i need a double dose

[BostonSportsGuy567]

i would use this

[jessetalkssports]

jesus..if this was real lol sox fans would OD! :D

[JimHarryinc]

Client, good save. Love it, Fitz. Keep up the good fight against those Skank bastards.

[SawxBlog]

Freaking hilarious, once again you guys rule.

[yankeesman77]

Good commercial Fitzy. As a Yankee fan......To quote a Boston term....Last Night's Victory and series in Boston was "Wicked" Awesome. Anytime you wanna chalk up 5 more meatballs Josh Beckett.....Matsui would be glad to crush them.

[pats606]

why are you here no one cares

[kevinbrueck]

I loved the babies chalk board "A-Rod is an A-Hole". Nice one fitz!

[ArsMoriendi21]

KIPPAH

[ARHowe]

This is why I fully support healthcare reform, because my bastard HMO won't cover this, and I need it ,STAT!

[Rucker1980]

Heavy machinery, light machinery, or spell machinery. LOL, great video

[pokeryfoosy]

Wow Fitzy, you sure are great at walking down stairs and talking at the same time!

[redsoxfan3418]

I know, i thought he would have been a bit more smashed after that punch in the dick of a fucking horrible series with the Skanks

[bobbybenjamin]

i could use some of this stuff

[jsh78mang]

That just made my day thank you Fitzy.

[the1andonlyzack]

Does it work on the White Sox as well? if so sign me up!

[jsoulesman]

wirks on any team tht is not the skanks

[DJshooters]

nice fitz ! i need me some soxycotin after last night.wtf !-bonesy

[TheBurpee]

Great stuff. If only there was such a thing. Coulda used it this weekend.

[009yp]

damn your a genius

i could use some after last night

damn beckett

[MsAtrocity]

I needed some Soxycontin after the 20-11 loss to the Skanks. Damn.

[Dude714x]

pretty funny Fitzy. Good job man

[BigBasement6]

FITZY! YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! Ya Hump.

[cameronm82]

lol. awesome

[spartacus778]

Fitzy, you (and your mom) always tickle my sides. Sorry about the Sox.

[reillys5]

ur my boy fitzy

[EdLippincott]

brillant