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  • Not a bad clip.

  • i got to 0:05...no thx

  • Cool animation. It caught me off guard when I first saw him moving because I wasn't paying attention to the picture (thinking it was an animation)

  • you are as immature, stupid and dishonest as lush dumbaugh. congratulations, you must be so "proud".

  • Hey this is horseshit

  • Mildly funny. Nice try.

  • 25% of all children are abused and molested. overwhelmingly such abuse was inflicted by one or both BIOLOGICAL parents.

    children living in same sex parent homes are much less likely to ever be abused or molested. Those are the facts. Check with child services or any police files.

    Heterosexual men are the most likely molesters of both girls and boys. Gay men are much less likely ever to harm a child. These facts is supported by all authorities. Only YOU would deny FACTS.

  • Well, it is a bit funny but I was actually hoping for the real Limbaugh on ted haggard.

  • Wow, I thought you were actually going to find me a quote from Limbaugh on Haggard instead of just wasting my time with this kind of bullshit.

  • I think I just wasted 1 minute and 19 seconds of my life

  • Did Haggard bleed molecular acid? Did he blister when touched by holy water? Did the naked pix of Levi Johnson give him a boner?

  • man this is awesome

  • Funny because before this scandal broke up I saw a youtube video with Richard Dawkins and Ted Haggard. I was thinking to myself 'Man, that priest looks gay".

    I guess I was right.

  • Limbaugh and Haggard---now there are two of the world's biggest hypocrites!

  • If only Rush Limbaugh would actually come clean regarding his links, recommendations, and support of Ted Haggard. Of course Rush will never admit that he might be a fat, drug-addled, lover of hypocrisy who will do anything to be popular. I can't wait for the day when ditto-heads recognize him as the man who just helped take away their rights.

  • oh cool, you can make him move his mouth and face, can u make him suck a fat sausage?

  • No semen around his sphincter maybe, but you didn't check around his lips.

  • whos ed haggard? you mean ted haggard?

  • You don't have to actually sound like Rush to do an impersonation of Rush.

    You weren't even bothering, which makes it sound like you've never actually listened to him (and instead just hate him because you think you're supposed to).

    He's incredibly imitable. Tune in his radio show, and practice.

  • Dude, comedy is not your strong suit. This is terrible. Please don't try anymore

  • Rush likes little dominican 10 year olds. Gross. In fact conflating Rush and anything sexual is gross, but this is particularly so.

  • The first time I saw Ted in a video I thought "I wonder if he's homosexual or bisexual. He seems a bit too posh and feminine to be ultra straight and a militant antigay spokeperson." and 1 year later the story about the male prostitute and the drugs reached the headlines. Seriously, Ted has got to be homo or bi. I would respect him more if he told the truth, but he's not. He's just being a big liar like he's always been. By the way, his wife's name is "Gayle".

  • Thank you Rush for sinking the republican party.

  • Rush is getting ever closer to heaven's gate, but I'm pretty sure that if there is a God, his elevator is going DOWN!

  • Rush is a fag as well.

  • Ahahahahahaha......., this shit is da bomb! Rush's glory hold just is in desperate need for filling by Ted Haggard! Period!

  • We should listen to Rush, he someone who would never do drugs and use his celebrity status to try to cover it up, oh wait, never mind.

  • lo and behold a turd was conceived

  • Of course there was no evidence of semen on Ted Haggard, the semen was inside his ass, where Haggard think it belongs

  • The devil made him do it, what don't you people understand!

    /sarcasm

  • Poor Ted, having to go around pretending to be straight. How come it took so long before he was caught? Was he wearing a disguise?

  • Looks like Rush needs a dentist.

  • is Ted Haggard still relevant after getting outed,

    ya he wants to get close to them the young guys especially right tedrush loves him to death .

  • So fricking funny

    5 stars

  • Haggard: Caight sicking cock in airport bathroom, not a motel like a gentleman but an airport bathroom like a teenage hustler...he's not gay he's very sad to be gay....hahahahaha

  • LOL. Nice.

  • BOOMER!

  • HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S FUNNY

    cuz it's SO TRUE

  • Ha ha ha, Ted Haggard was, is, and will always be attracted to gay sex.  He and his wife are either liars or the most self-deluded humans on the planet!!

  • kak48 Wrote:

    Ha ha ha, Ted Haggard was, is, and will always be attracted to gay sex.

    ***He and his wife are either liars or the most self-deluded humans on the planet!!

    Or, BOTH, maybe??

  • Ya, it's sad but I really think that his religious beliefs combined with counseling from therapists have made it impossible for him to realistically understand himself.

  • No surprise there!!

    Look at how many wars have been fought over religion!! Look at how many people have killed and died in the name of religion!! Look at how many people have been imprisoned, oppressed, and persecuted in the name of religion!!

    Personally, I see organized religion as an obstruction to Divine truth and understanding.

    Peace Out!!

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  • Someone marked your comment as Spam.

    Actually, it's one of the funniest things ever.

    Thumbs up!

  • Thanks, PT109!!

    Actually, I removed those post myself; I was having some "compooter problems", and they were redundant postings.

  • Great post, Outlaw1257! I'm sure the faithful will 'apply' the personal massage medication at least twice daily (applying vigorously to epiphany), whilst reviewing inspirational literature.

    Is there any way to de-spam comments that aren't really spam?

  • A little compassion here, PLEASE??

    Ted bought the crystal meth because he was working seven days a week, and needed a quick pick-me-up; something to "help get him on his feet". Ted was a very hard worker, and for a man like Ted, working seven days straight makes a hole weak!!

    Ted is a very hole-y man; always willing to "bends over", and offer AIDs to his fellow man. After some very penetrating counseling, Ted has cum to no Christ in a hole new way!

    Please don't be so hard-on him!!

  • hahaha

  • lol

  • I hope you're joking? Ted haggart is the definition of a sociopath

  • Ruka123123:

    Allow me to clarify in further detail.

    Ted Faggard is a very Hole-y man who is always willing to "bend over" for his fellow man, and offer AIDs to those around him .

    After his preaching career climaxed, Ted underwent long, hard, counseling for a hole weak, and dealt with some penetrating, sticky issues. In studying The Bible, he found a lot of piece by studying The Book of "Johns"

    Now, he has cum to no Christ in a hole new way!!

    So once again, Please don't be so hard-on him!!

  • stop posting

  • Rectal area?1 Phahahaha

  • Yeah, that's something like Rush would say haha. Us evil, evil liberals. Good vid, man, I like it.

    Blake

  • Dude! No, I actually do not think I sound like Rush. Do you sound like Rush? And cheese does not talk. I checked your videos, wow, nice, very nice. Good job

  • Lame.

  • I would check out your videos to see if they were lame but YOU HAVE NONE, ha. LAME

  • @nervousrat wow way to take a criticism. With that class you'll be nominated for several youtube awards.

  • @nervousrat

    having no vids is better than this.

  • @nervousrat I agree with the other guy, this is lame.

  • @cent25 I agree, Lame

  • I'm going to give this 4 stars just for the nice animation.

  • Well thank you! I am so used to nasty comments I forgot there was any other kind, ha

  • One hypocrite giving an opinion on another hypocrite. Hypocrisy all around. The pill popper pointing fingers again.

  • Well said!

  • True reality there are scam artist in every crack waiting for you to come along & pour out you money , so they can make there lear jet payments , Palm Spring vacation package, the trip to Paris.Most Humans are pupits, followers, not leaders.

    He was a liar from the beginning. He admitted he's suffered from this addiction for yrs. He's Gay,many gay men marry women, thinking it will dissappear. They finally give in to the nagging desire to be with men. He's gay & will always be gay. Period!

  • When Ted was over in England doing a tour of Public Toilets with George Michael. They both got caught in an act of Indecency, Ted managed to escape custody but the English Policeman pursued Ted threatening to stick his Baton up his arse if he didnt stop. Ted surrendered Blissfully

  • I'm not an expert but I would have to say this is EXACTLY what good ol' Rush Limpdick would say and do! Especially the rectum swabs, PRICELESS!! Great vid, keep it up!

  • "Rush Limbaugh ON Ted Haggard." That about sums it up.

  • rush limpballs. biggest dope fiend on radio talk!

  • wow. you can't show rush actually saying anything objectionable about the subject, so you have to make it up yourself.

    lame!

  • objectionable? His whole life and existance is objectionable to the majority of americans.

  • then why do you have to make shit up? post him saying something for real then

  • Willy, all my videos are spoof, I take a real picture of them and have them say stupid things. Is it really them? Come on! Its obvious it is not. Its called political and religious humor. Some like it, some do not, some think it is funny, some do not. Take your pick, enjoy or be offended. Up to you.

  • Well done.

  • Rush the biggest hypocrite of them all..

  • National Burn Your Bible Day December 25th 2012

  • lame ass impression

  • Rush......you look so much more lively off the drugs....

  • I'd like to shove my golden eib microphone up Ted's bum. Then again....he'd probably like it.....

  • did you swab his penis for fecal matter?

  • You didn't find any "sperm on his bum" because he's a top and you're his fat little pig bottom, now squeal like a pig boy! "eeee" "eeee" "eeeee"

  • its really just not that funny. hell, i've never even tried to make a video so i guess i cant say much. but seriously though, not funny.

  • This is a terrible video and you should stop making them.

  • Stop making videos? Ha, ether your way far right who can't stand the truth or your just one with a limited sense of humor. In any case, insted of having me stop making them you should stop watching them!

  • LOL. I love how the top teeth become the bottom teeth when the mouth opens. Whoops.

  • stupid

  • howd you make his mouth move like that?! what software?

  • Geez--get the teeth right.

    CREEPY! Can't watch.

  • Thanks for making me think I was going to listen to Rush give his opinion on Ted Haggard.

  • your very welcome and I am glad I was able to make your day

  • Nice vid =]]]]

  • Too bad the video is lame as shit.

  • After checking your videos... oh wait! You do not have any..ha, hypocrit

  • Learn what hypocrisy is, dipshit. If those are the kinds of videos you tend to make, do the world a favor and don't make any.

  • But Thimoneus, your not the world, it does not revolve around you. Sad isnt it?  Yes, but very true

  • I know. That's why I said "the world" and not merely "me". I know enough to know that the rest of the world would think your video is lame. The comments in here illustrate it. I wouldn't be bitching if you hadn't used a deceptive title and acted like an ass about it. You aren't in much position to do that when your video sucks.

  • very stupid and unfunny video. get an imagination. you are terrible at comedy.

  • Limbaugh and Haggard are both grade a bullshitters.

  • Above that there morons for not seeing the total truth: We were better under Bill Clinton!!

  • Are you sure that was Rush? I thought he was even fatter than this.

  • All his drug addiction made him thin! LOL

  • wow, that face is cool :P

  • YOUR A TOOL

  • this is really dumb

  • Show me something that makes you smile. Do you have anything you made? Come on, top me!

  • Just checked your youtube page, haha, you have stolen Frank Zappa videos, nice... but not origional

  • Rush must have a cold;... didn't know rush did cgi?

  • More deceit from liars...

    Can't get enough attention without misrepresenting yourself.

  • What in the world you talking about

  • yeahhhh...i bet ted really enjoyed having cotton swabs poking his anus. and if ur looking for sperm, maybe you should check his gums. i bet he's got lot of them swimming around his teeth!

  • Nice Animation

  • AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

  • i think those teeth are from the top off his mouth not the bottm. i could be wrong though

  • haha, good observation. Those are his dentures slipping.

  • The lip syncing is pretty nice but the voice over sounds nothing at all like Rush Limbaugh. Interesting though...

  • Yep, his voice does sound different. I think it is because he has been overdosing on more of them prescription pills. He seems to down those pills by the handful

  • What is the program called making the lipsync?

  • Its called "Crazy Talk",

  • Thanks!! :)

  • this is the stupidest thing ive ever seen!

    Yer a jerk

  • Your 23, what do you know, ha

  • That was the most idiotic statement I have ever heard anyone say!

  • You are kidding right?

  • this has to be a joke... right?

    no I checked his page, this guy really is an asshole...

  • I love how his name has "Liberal" in it.

    Ah, the irony.

  • Holy shit has anyone seen the awesome cat pictures on LatteLiberal's youtube page? It's almost as cool as the time I rubbed my dick all over the Bible while Rush gently tounged the inner rim of my anal sphincter. Then we took some Oxycontin and things really got interesting.

  • Don't hate Rush Limbaugh because he can do talk radio better than you.

    It's just like President Bush: if you think he sucks so much, why is he still here? And no, it's not because they cheated.

  • Now thats very neive. The huge right wing religious organizations have bought and paid for the Republican party and Rush Limbaugh. Nether have that much support except for the way far right.

  • He's still there because credulous dorks like you are a dime a dozen. Just say "Jesus" and the tards come running.

  • I there anything at all those "awful liberals" aren't guilty of?

  • Rush Limpdick doesn't hire adult male prostitutes, Unlike Ted Haggard he prefers little brown boys on his vacations to South America.

  • Have you even listened to Rush Limbaugh in real life? He is nothing like the dumb ass portrayed in this video.

  • He is more like you, huh

  • Rush himself is far funnier and more stupid than this video makes him out to be. Yawn.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...that was entirely hilarious LOLOLOLOLOL...but something a stupid REPUKE would do for real !!!!

  • What did you use to make that? I do a really good rush impression if you want to collaborate on anything.

  • May look like Rush but sure doesn't sound like Rush. Do it again but with a better impersonation of his voice.

  • I'm kind of dubious as to whether confessing your sin means a thing if you knowingly committed the sin over a long period of time while denouncing others for the same actions, and only confessed it after being caught.

  • The same 7 patheticly sad athiests are having a heyday with this.

    Sure Christians fall, here's the difference between them and you. Ted Haggard has confessed his sin while you are still DEAD in your sins and full of hate. Without Christ and unless you repent, you will die in your sins and become Satan's "Mike Jones".

  • I feel sad for you

  • I too feel extremely sad for you.Behaving like a child who has been told that his nose will grow if he lies!

  • Hayday is right and I am enjoying every minute of it. Anytime I can show the evangelicals to be who they are which are a bunch of hypocrites that have nothing better to do than to persicute others. He deserves exactly what he gets for the pain he has caused so many others.

  • i only wish i could be there when u die and dont get to go to your middle ages promised fairy tale land,

  • The main difference between atheists and Jesus-freaks is that atheists are spelling correctly this word.

  • Also I think he meant to say "pathetically." You're right -- religious ninnies don't seem to spell very well.

  • I am an atheist, god don't exist to me. And i'm happy.

  • your voice is kinda white trash.

  • Takes one to know one. Did it remind you of home?

  • HAHAHHA. God, why are Christians still so stupid?

  • Now that was Funny.

  • I'M TED HAGGART AND I APPROVE THIS MASSAGE.

    (Original with Don Dunn)

  • stupid cunt

  • That is the scariest damn thing, i've ever seen.

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