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  • this song is only amazing when its uncensored. lol

  • So Much Better Then The Censored Crap!

  • I'm riding on a dolphin, doin flips 'n' shit.

    The dolphin's splashin', gettin' everybody all wet.

    But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets!

    I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET!!!

  • @HappyEyeNerdRage best line evar

    

  • @C0alitionOfG3ars Hell yes :OOOOO

  • 53 people are at kinkos flipping copies while 942 people are on a boat with flippy floppies

  • IM ON A GOAT! IM ON A GOAT! EVERYBODY RUN FROM ME CUZ IM MOUNTIN ON A GOAT!

  • lol only a white boy would lololol

  • i love this song!

  • fuck vevo for censoring this masterpiece

  • @bobafettlvl Censorship actually hurts the artist more then the listener.

    Fuck Vevo man, Fuck Google.

  • yeah yeah nice vid but i fucking hate T-paine he only uses fucking auto tune if i every got the chance id skin him alive and use his skin for a coat

  • @betafreak39 youtube tpain singing without autotune, that is all

  • IM~ON~A~BOAT~!

    

  • hahaha

    

  • I heart this song

  • NCS sent me.

  • Lol 

  • everybody look at me cuz im sailing on a boat

    only lonely island could make a song like this good

  • Everyone Should Listen To Broadways Cover Of This!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

  • i love this song sing it at school ha

  • I love standing on my boat on my summer place and when people sailing pass me I just yell out "take a picture trick, Im on a boat BITCH!"

    theyr faces are priceless.

  • 2:12 ROFL!

  • 51 people live in a landlocked country

  • I ligit love this song!

  • Im not so sure...i think hes on a boat....

  • is a fucking boat shut the hell up

  • i have a big tan 40 foot pole

  • my favorite part is when they say "Flippy Floppies" i laugh so hard at this song.I luv it tho its much better when its not censored.Thx for the upload. I always have to sneak to listen to this or els my parents would go crazy!

  • i love how t-pain is just copying all the stuff in the back round and when u can really hear is when he says mother fucker... :)

  • wut

  • This shit is way tighter than the clean version.

  • one thing's for sure; never EVER play tis song in front of yo pa and ma!

    imma tell ya right now that ya gonna get yo ass literally kicked!

  • 48 ppl have a rowboat 875 ppl have there own private cruise ship (btw 48s peoples boat broke and they got dreined by gay guy mermaids)

  • Next time im on a boat im playing this as loud as i can

  • @CodeMasterful me too nice thohgth

    

  • I FUCKED A MERMAID

    FUCK LAND

  • 48 people. Dont like this video. :/

  • 2:35 come back to me!

  • 47 people aren't on a boat.

  • IM ON A BOAT MUTHA FUCKA

  • i love songs that make boats look sooooooooo badass :P

  • 47 people can lick my aids infested penis head

  • @4286722 Ew. You're nasty. I love this song, but A.I.D.S.? That's just nasty.

  • @UnBorNEniGmA Haha

  • @UnBorNEniGmA If you havent noticed it is funny ;) (PS) i dont have aids n0b im 13

  • @4286722 I'm 13 too, but I don't go around saying I have AIDS. Thaats just immature and stupid.

  • @UnBorNEniGmA this is becauz your not as coo as me c;

  • @4286722 Haha, again, that's stupid. By the way learn proper grammer and spelling, like the human you are.

  • FUCK vevo 

  • songs funnie haha

  • jese this has way 2 much kusin :P

  • ohh now vevo thinks we are all naughty kids, cuz we heard the f word.. lol -.-

  • 46 people got thrown off the boat and drowned and got eaten by a hungry school of sharks

  • see what is funny is that they are on a boat but they are called lonely island

  • ca any one tell me how many times he says mutha fuker

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  • @Xmazing

    Looks like ur not on DA MUTHAFUKIN BOAT ! MUTHAFUKA !

  • thats right

  • 46 people didn't get to fuck the mermaid :(

  • Damn my comment isn't highest rated anymore D:

  • @random8892 thanks! nice vid! censored stuff sucks

  • @MrSeepultura Cheers mate

  • LOL

  • definition of t-pain

    = Autotune.

  • @TheGenzo96 definition of you = HATER

  • I love theit (L)

  • this should be the navys song... im not on a boat but i am in a submarine, servin our country :)

  • this should be the navys song... im not on a boat but i am in a submarine :)

  • nice!

  • Getting all intense about something so chill. LMFAO

  • I'm on a boat and it's going fast and I"ve got a nautical-themed Pashmina afghan.

  • im on a boat bitch 

  • u wish

    

  • AJM ON A BOUT KURWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hey VEVO. I understand that you want to censor out all the sweer word because it hurts YOUR MOUTHER FUCKIN MANGINA but l think you should get some balls and put the words that are in the song, IN THE SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • THATS RIGHT MOTHAFUCKERS THIS AINT CENSORED YA HERE VEVO go FUUCK yourselves

  • THATS RIGHT MOTHAFUCKERS THIS AINT CENSORED

  • "im on a boat bitch"

  • im on the boat fukerssssss

  • (:

  • i fuked a mermaid

    

  • The Lonely Island is on a boat

    Katy Perry is havin a teenage dream

    Lady Gaga have telephone problems

    Justin Bieber's havin... a Baby ?

  • IM ON A BOAT MUTHA FUKKAH DONT U EVAH FORGET

  • OH SIT!!!! me and my friend were listenin to this at lunch in our and we r like screaming out the lyrics! and our vice principle was in the room and we dint know! especially me and im like screamin so damn loud at t-pains part and im like:

    i neva thought i'd see the day with a big boat comin my way, and beleive me when i say; I FUCKEEEEEEDDDD AAA MERMAIIIIIDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

    and when i see the principle im like SH!T!

    and my frinds start to lu8agh their heads off... i was like "FUCK!"

  • @SSJ4cheezcake in our school*

  • FUCK TREES I CLIMB BOOIES MOTHER FUCKER! LOVE IT

  • @PPSH41callofduty buoys*

  • lol i loooove this song:D

  • thumbs up if you think this should be the Navy's theme song

  • I can't quite get this one... they're on a boat?!

  • i bought a MERMAI YE YE YE YE YE YED

  • @PauloCaetan0 its i FUCKED a mermaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid

  • @spyda2ubitch yeah i know since i started to hear this song every minute lol

  • @spyda2ubitch no, its i fucked a mermaaaaaEEEAAAAAAAAAAAeeeAAAA­AAAeeeeeEEEAAAAAAIIIIIDD-OOOOO­OOOOooooOOOOOOO

  • listening to this song censored:

    BEEB BEEB BEEB BEEB BEEB BEEB BEEB

  • f trees i climb buoys motherfu**er hahaha

  • beleive me when i saaay i fucked a mermaiiiiiiiiiid

    fuck ya mutha fuckers!!!!!

  • i love this song my song it puts me in a good mood

  • Im sailing on a Goat .

    #SWAGG .

  • I HAD SEX ON A BOAT AND JIZZED IN MY PANTS

  • iM On A Fuking Boat get rEAL NIGGA IM on a boat with my boys make noise fuck ya im on a fucking boat bitch check it out im on a mother fucking boat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • good thing mother fucker rhymes with mother fucker

  • 44 people are not on a boat

  • Fuck trees i climb buoys mothafucker!

  • " im flippin burgers yuh at kinkos straight flippin copies "

    Fuck yuh man .. lol !

  • Tryin 2 listening to da censored version.... its like denying that they r on a boat. YOU JUST CANT.

  • 41 people are straight fippin' copies.

  • 41 People:

    1. Didn't Get a "Muthafukin" Boat.

    2. Got Chased By Sharks w/ Condoms.

    3. Clicked This and Got Rick Roll'd.

  • Ohhhh, I get it, Coz there on a Boat

  • wtf fag

  • i want some afghan too D;

  • i think their on a boat..... im taking a wild guess.

  • @TheBatWingedPrincess I think you're guessing right :O

  • shawdy, sh-sh-sh shawdy

  • 37 people didn't get to **** a mermaid

  • I am a cool and easygoing woman naneedj.info

  • i loved it

  • i love that song its has so many curses i loved it.

  • How do you fuck a mermade?

  • @zambus50 in the mouth

  • @zambus50 in the face

  • @rabbhimself2008 in yo ear hole... you never heard me cumin ;)

  • @wildin13 Very nice dude

  • @zambus50 the same way i fukked yo sista :P

  • @vossistar I dont have one oh yeah that happend with you and ur mum 2 BitcHH oh yeah it was on a boat 2 when ur at school learnin ur abc's motah fuka!!

  • Every other word is a swear word xD

  • im stalking someone.. they live at 417 NE johnston Drive.. Blue *******,M*

  • i like the part when they say boat xD

  • 36 ppl got kicked off that motherfucking boat

  • You may be in a boat but i am in a plane really

  • dude...they're on a boat

  • 35 ppl dont have flippy floppys

  • are they on a boat?

  • I love listening to this while actually on a boat. Even better, while on an airplane. Hells yeah bitches.

  • hey ma if can see me now i have a repeating myself problem and a swearing problem oh and t pain f***** a mermaid ok bye

  • were they , on a boat?

  • cooooooooooooool 

  • Poseidons wathing you boys, good job...

  • Respond to this video... fuck yea

  • i like this song.=] its good but i love tekno!!!!!

  • MOTHAFuuucckkkaaaaaa

  • where can i find this boat?

  • i wonder what this song is about???

  • i think they're on a boat BITCH...

  • what the hell is the point in this song

  • @jerksk8kid Explaining how cool is it to be on a boat

  • Anyone else getting the feeling they are on a boat? I don't know why, but its the WEIRDEST feeling.

  • il like the part when they're on a boat.

  • Motherfuckeeeeerrr!!!!

  • yes

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  • 35 people got hit by a boat when they tried clicking the like button.

  • ... How do you **** a mermaid? XD

  • @JimTheJames with lots of practice and talent my friend

  • @JimTheJames chuck norris any other questions ????

  • @JimTheJames .......VBehind the flipper.dont yo uwacth hentai :P

  • @JimTheJames with a penis ANYTHING is possible, the world is now officially YOUR oyster

  • just played this in a bar and now evey one is singing it (:

  • who is on a boat cause i am

  • THE 34 PEOPLE DAT CLICKED DISKLIKED WERENT ON DA FHUKIN BOAT

  • i like when they say im on a boat

  • @ChrisFan11 lol :D

  • on a dolphin DOIN FLIPS AND SHIT

  • ok immakin sure their on a train right?????n :-/ ppz respond

  • Heard two guys on xbox live asking people "Are you on a boat?!" Made me laugh my ass off.

  • haha love this motherfucking boat song

  • did he say he's on a boat?

  • i played the dirty version at school,

    lol i go in so much truble

  • i like the part when they are on the boat

  • @hazzpk i think your right

  • i love this song

  • @TheBrandonoly heyy how about this one fuck you

  • I'm on a boat!

    No, you are!

  • 32 ppl diddent get a boat ride

  • was it a boat again?

  • NOT TO DISRESPECT I LOVE THIS SONG BUT LOL 5 KNOTS = 5.8 MPH

    SO GOING FAST IS NOT THE CASE

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  • I like the part where they talk about the boat

  • wow iam so happy iam 15 now