Don't Fall Asleep With Your Laptop Open

[xVARICKx]

TELL ME THE DREAM XD

[mardi06]

Id be more concerned about the guy in the bottom bunk, he sure knew the URL for the gay site.

[martind586]

the guy knew the w w w address for gay porn? ...hmmmmmm!

[SuperJayJay84]

what was he watching ?



[bornstandin]

I'm not surprised to skinny guy in blue and wearing ankle socks could pull up gay porn without having to search for it. Not that there's anything wrong with it. If he makes it through basic, he's fit to fight. Matters not that he's gay. What does matter, is making a joke of it with a stupid prank like this. He looks like he could use some push-ups anyway. Drop...

[KKTProductionsVEVO]

@bornstandin i know either the video is fake or he is gay

[oOFlowzillaOo]

@martind586:

u know u can just type "gay porn " in google....

[MarioKickBoxing]

he was like wtf who put this gay porn to my laptop? wth happen?

[kevinmcortez]

If hes in ait then why does he have a unit patch on?

[RESHON09]

@kevinmcortez  could be training for another mos. we had a guy who was training with us. and he had already been deployed and everything

[liz09560]

Heehehehehe:))

[matmangaming777]

you should have put on scary maze

[11darklegion]

This is...disappointing....I would expect our troops to act a little bit more professional and not behave like frat boys.

[HeartsTouch]

@11darklegion Would you like them to act they have sticks up their butts all the time? I sure as heck wouldn't. They are grown men and women if they want to have fun so be it. I'm sure if you had the balls to join you would be having some fun. So just shut up and grow a pair.

[HeartsTouch]

@lzeKil I would join the Army if I was able to. My husband is in the Army and has bee away from home for a while now. Just because I'm not in the Army does not mean i cant speak out when someone is being a jackass to them for having fun, then hell yes im going say somthing to them. And fyi I have one of the hardest jobs out there. Being a f***ing Army wife. So why dont you stop being stupid and just shut up.

[jontheballer]

@11darklegion you must have never served. army and usmc in garison are like super alcoholic frats.... if we wana unwind then deal or you can go fight and we'll stay home and chill

[lzeKil]

@11darklegion Yes, whilst they are away serving their Country - Heaven forbid they have fun. But you keep giving them your great expectations, maybe they care.



[nickremick1]

@11darklegion

You sound like a douche

[xLurycz]

meatspin.com?

[Metallicuss]

POGS

[360hu]

wtf is up with his finger at the beginning of the video

[louistheonion23]

@360hu or he is tapping along to the music??

[XboxPwnage1]

he signals to start recording with his finger at the very beginning of the video, its fake

[EricAR1512]

Look at the guy's finger at the start of the video.

[Myaccountbastards]

How did he know what site to go to?

[AlexLong1000]

@Myaccountbastards It's not exactly hard to find gay porn on the internet.

[skittletube]

He's lucky it wasn't the "Meat Spin" video! Or was it?

[MarineBrandon123]

he's lucky its not the video im sexy and i know it

[OlBluesMan90]

fucking POGs



[fatcobraman65]

hes like.. whattt?...WHATT..?

[thevesper99]

/watch?v=mRy1SFzOg94 Tell me if you want it

[rileyschatz001]

i think he secretly enjoyed it

[matea166]

that was funny :D

[princessmojo93]

Thats mean!

[Kanacali]

He managed to google a homosexual video without using the keyboard and only using a touchpad? Badass, I woulda woken up the dude getting to the on-screen keyboard...

[airforce01231991]

that awkward look he gives the computer...

[Majateka]

@airforce01231991 That awkward look he gives the computer, and then the camera, and then the guys.

I lol'd.

[airforce01231991]

@Majateka hahahah i know right it was like... mmmmmm hey this aint to bad...

[JohnJSwarthy]

@airforce01231991 its the best

[siik138]

LMFAO! how does this not have a million views????

[Rava20817]

I super glued both there heads to there car headrests cause they fell asleep in the car. It was fun oh and i also drop kicked them into a pile of horse shit.... Good times good times

[RhiannonLoves58]

Lmao Thats just great! You guys are very cute :)

[kendranelson1023]

kendra nelson FB redding ca

[kendranelson1023]

they are cute i wanna army guy!

[lolzdboobs3]

hahaha clasic

[Rava20817]

dont worry my marine buds did that to me boy did i get them back marine ssgt jordan

[Rictofenable]

@Rava20817 Haha thats funny, what did you do to them?

[Senrysa]

loved the look on his face...wtf...whaaat lol

[TheMatti444]

Lmao, his face was priceless!!!

[wtl1964]

@TheMatti444 hes like o shit who open my bookmark page

[ala0424]

google, yeah right. lol it was funny dough.

[Agent1W]

Reminds me when an asshole buddy of mine sent me a gay picture slideshow in an email. Pictures of Elton John, David Hasslehoff, and shit. :D

[Seducedmuch]

What?

[TheDonTattaglia]

Hey had to be watching gay porn hahahaha lmfao

[TheEmsann]

did he watch gay porn??

[blubong52]

WTF man they have gone easy on your asses letting people have laptops and phones and shit.

[HollywoodKendrick]

@blubong52 Notice he he's wearing a unit patch.

[Panteraforever67]

@blubong52

POGS

[areudeadmr]

what if he was already watching gay porn?

[DesireeDiLeo]

but there guys are not too young to be in the army???

[ZOOZOOJUNG]

555

[Kampf0100]

ok, which porn sight was it this time mojo?

[newboyinu]

what if the laptop wasn't there?

[mrbigmofoe]

@newboyinu well then there would be no laptop and no point of the video

[SleepingJake]

Gordon?

[dontwhine1]

i well say i was dreaming i was kicking your ass.

[cry2love]

@dontwhine1 When you will go to the army, will see.

[FullyNimble]

The awkward moment when that guy is actually gay.

[Rhosius]

lol look at his face when he looks at the screen.

[demodubstep]

haha yaaayyyaa



[jeepsNarmy]

Ahhh....that must be fort sill :).......and an ait soldiers have unit patches to their ait units these days. i was there a few months ago in ait. had the same room layout

A bttry 1-78 FA

[abortionsrock]

How does an AIT private have a unit patch?

[bullettooth60]

@abortionsrock A lot of Guard/Reserve unit soldiers are able to wear them in AIT

[Etorj]

@abortionsrock National Guard and some Reserve Units Give their soldiers patches to take with them when they go to basic and AIT although Basic they aren't allowed to wear them some AITs if not most let them wear them It was rare when I went through but I guess it is more normal now

[stormtroopera52]

@Etorj not in benning you aint wearin that, you get to throw them away, atleast infantry school

[Etorj]

@stormtroopera52 It is all at command discression different commands allow different privileges.

[WackyWildernessMan]

cuz the fact that he didn't look suprised after waking up but more embarrassed and denying there ever being any gay porn on his laptop.

[WackyWildernessMan]

HAHA he actually thinks he left the page up and hurridly tries to exit out of it. proves he watches gay porn

[BabiiGrlLizzii]

i love u boys lmao

[HauntingFreeze]

Hahaha personally i think this is fake because i dont think anyone would be awoken from a kick like that and just jump up and to their computer like nothing happened lol :p

[Pacmak11]

@DJscorpioMakings lol nah it's not fake almost looks as if it is.

[Hobbitchoker]

@DJscorpioMakings Some people twitch in their sleep.

[Hobbitchoker]

@HauntingFreeze When you go throw all the stress these guys do, someone dropping an object would wake uou up.

[Tyronesheppard1999]

man i love the usa army there the only one that does this shit and haves a laugh

[chickenceiling]

He didn't look too happy.

[TheAstros5]

he was watching porn

[crazyman3642]

damn that was a BIG boner

[TehReedRacer99]

Read the description, he loaded gay porn.

[ChocolateLoverHAHA]

@TehReedRacer99 yay someone who actually reads the description

[matagirl89]

It was probable porn lol :))

[jennylover456]

i dont get it what did he pull up?

[LaxSwag31]

@jennylover456 Gay Porn! hahaha

[jennylover456]

@LaxSwag31 lmfao

[ShinsengumiGirl]

ok, someone tell me how the prankster knew so quickly where to find a homosexual video hmmm?

[LetzRock1]

@ShinsengumiGirl Google gay porn. There you go. Not too hard.

[cfFirefly]

@ShinsengumiGirl Google

[TheAirsoftoverlord]

@cfFirefly hmmm guess we know what you watch in your spare time.

[cfFirefly]

@TheAirsoftoverlord Google? Yeah, watch it all the time :P

[aoooohooohoo]

@cfFirefly Is that how you find yours?

[StormHornet56]

@ShinsengumiGirl Right off the top of my head, I thought of Dadpartydotcom, but I'm straight all the way.

[Watswat5]

@ShinsengumiGirl sourmath.com

I've told it to everyone I know.

[Amish234]

@ShinsengumiGirl Internet is for porn :)

[Amish234]

@Amish234 ;)*

[randomusernamemygod]

@ShinsengumiGirl Google. just type in the key words and it will find you anything.

[bcancerninja]

@ShinsengumiGirl Don't ask, don't tell...At least when this video was posted

[nonused89]

@ShinsengumiGirl type in homosexual site

[sambito00]

he might of searched in google gay sex or something. lol

[sslitherr]

what I want to know, is how does the bunk-mate KNOW about that site?

[jihatube]

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY OR LESBIAN. FLAG THIS VIDEO AS HATEFUL VIDEO.

[9AUG6]

@jihatube

NO how About we tie you to a FLAG pole and burn you instead

[jihatube]

@9AUG6 WELL, DONT TELL, DONT ASK. THIS IS WHAT WE, THE STRAIGHTS, DO IN THE ARMY WITH DOLLAR TAXES, THINK ABOUT GAYS...

[9AUG6]

@jihatube

FUCK off nobody likes GAYS Men were created for Women , No religion likes gays only gays like gays so how about u pesticides fuck off

[jihatube]

@9AUG6 NO BODY LIKE EM BUT YOU ARE DOING SO GAY THINGS, AND THINKING ABOUT THEM????

[9AUG6]

@jihatube

FUCK off go suck a dick u gay cunt

[jihatube]

@jihatube SO HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE SITE?????? mmmmm

[ggtdaav]

@9AUG6 How about you start writing proper english? Milk wasn't created for us, humans, to drink it...but I don't see any single strike at the grocery.

[9AUG6]

@ggtdaav

you replied to the wrong person, im speaking proper english and whrre did u get milk from?

[bonakid22222]

lol he tried to deny that shit

[ih8tegatorh8ters]

watching porn arent u? lol

[evoldevildogs]

what is an "AIT" private

[thompson8305]

@evoldevildogs the second portion of training. job specific. apparently standards went out the fucking window. do you even have a sand pit anymore? i spent many hours in the fuckin pit. then you jerks come to the real army and file complaints everytime you get corrected for being a shit bag.

[evoldevildogs]

@thompson8305 uh thanks

[09killachilla]

before the video started i knew that you guys would do smth homosexual to him ;D

[melaniemadigan0]

The guy thats sleeping has a finger spazz.lmfao.

[gameformer1000]

The guy looks awake

[maealba20]

hahahha..

[KF5EUT]

So cute he could press my buttons and give me a rubdown on my pad...

[SinerAthin]

It's not easy to be a B-person in the army :P

[xxsodapopisminexx]

my brother is in the us army

[effinurmother]

pog

[TheSeascoper]

how would he know tht link to put it on his screen?

[wafflecushioned]

1:28 Biff from Back to the Future

[nooloo3000]

where are you guys

[polynesiangirl92]

omg haha i thought the guy in the blue shirt was my friend stacy terry i mean he acted like him and everything haha, he'd even do a prank like that, but then i realized these are army guys; stacy's in the airforce

[redbull29111]

u guys are funny in the army and thx for serving our country

[straightup920]

He's probably thinking, " Dude, I thought I x'ed out of this last night!!!"

[arbiterjei]

just do that wih blue waffle

[ushouldntjudgeme]

Meanwhile the USMC is fighting a war, and all you boys think about is queers? Army Strong?

[EmperorMantus]

@ushouldntjudgeme marines are geared to fight small battles. Army fight long wars. dont be stupid.

[ushouldntjudgeme]

@EmperorMantus , son death to the enemy is the goal. You are the stupid one...anusface. A war is comprised of small battles in which the enemy is killed

[Kennyfromusa]

LOL

[MARIE0420]

can you take your lap top to AIT?

[stormchaser6450]

@MARIE0420 some you can some you cant depends on the leadership there. even with the ones you can some want you to pass the pt test b4 u can. or if u screw up you can get the privelage taken away

[28laire]

damn you guys so hella cute!!! damn

[codystephano]

lol right when it starts, his fingers are taping his side

[fica018]

God that was funnier than shit