Earthquake Sign From God - Pat Robertson

[LiberalBohemian]

Jimmy Dore on TYT. Pretty cool.

[algi80]

And it's a white penis.

[afreecountry]

I hope someone lubes up the Washington monument and drops that crusty ass bastard onto it.

[HDBeastDesigns]

Muslim and proud <3

[rickysims212]

@HDBeastDesigns Yes, muslim stupidity is so much better.

[TheSignsTv]

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[Preety502]

No, bitch, it's called mother nature decided to have an earthquake.

[SassyAngel411]

@Preety502 agreed

[lanchedgehog]

i thought it was robert patterson

[bhumimanusha]

and that crack might be a symbol expression from the nature's collective unconscious

[bhumimanusha]

you see, there are subtle energies in nature. what keeps the nature in balance is the amount of energy of separation (decay, decompose) and unification (growth, expansion) of matter, affecting macro and micro scale. human beings in our social condition are also subjects to this natural force. if one facet of energy is more dominant than the other, it is a natural tendency to produce counter-balance. washington might be a center of certain energy activity and production that might need balancing

[MrCrushus]

@bhumimanusha sort of, but not really. Yes things do balance each other out, but its not like, some sort of deliberate action to keep things in check. Its more, subtle and honestly much less black and white. The earth doesnt judge things on what needs balancing, it just happens depending on the situation and actually, humans are probably quite resistant to it.

[mydigitaltime]

I think Pat Robertson is one of the most evil people in America

[shittyfagg]

HAHahahahaAHahahahaha what a douchebag

[Drahgoon]

@shittyfagg i know the you turks are douchebags for questioning god.

[chihuahua780]

fuck u for saying they can't say what they think

[Drahgoon]

@chihuahua780 because in the bible it says that all followers must obey blindly or go to hell. if god said it then its good enough for me. How caN you argue with my logic? MY LOGIC IS FLAWLESS!!!!

[ThePokemasterMatt]

Well, they're Pat goes, now this is a guy against Gay mariage, so it's expected.

[ambreezy06]

Im juz saying they r mocking God...bt I won't b put to shame when he comes!..I Love U God!

[weirdguy75]

@ambreezy06 wow! If you truly believe that, then I'm sorry you're blind.

[MyTemporaryAccount88]

"Unique theory"? Saying a natural disaster is a sign from a deity is so played it's like a homophobic republican is found out to love cock.

[samueldavs]

This will be the future of America, we must stop these born again Christians, they are crazy with there ideology

[AndreHiltre]

His vengence commeth, and that right soon.

[trey4439]

no it was from nature

[cwongchung]

GRAAAAH, YELLOW PAGES!! JOIN US IN THE FUTURE, USE GOOGLE!!!

[PETAVER]

Not only is this guy crazy... but all Christians are fucking crazy

[Asterifos]

Whenever I want ask the Lord how I'm going to do on a test, I look to the Washington Monument.

[Ryagful]

apparently god is so mighty and dam powerful that he uses a FREAKING EARTHQUAKE to make a dam crack in something... instead of magically making the thing crack, which would be far more convincing.

[StarTrekLivz]

The phrase "Under God" wasn't added until the Eisenhower Administration; and what about the millions of dollars of damage to the National Cathedral (the Episcopal Cathedral of Sts Peter & Paul)? God hates churches?

[jibbyjam1]

PAT HAS DOG EARS!!!

[Fantome1989]

haha he said crack.

[dthol778]

science any try to prove me wrong

[verumdolor]

There is nothing new about what Pat Robertson is saying. Everything is a sign from God if it suits his political and monetary ambitions. If he spills milk on the kitchen floor -- hey "IT’S A SIGN!"

[MrLantern2814]

There's a crack in Pat's ass. Maybe that's a sign from god that he is gay?

[217d3]

@MrLantern2814 then wouldn't every human on the face of the Earth be gay ? 

[MPedroful]

Good ol' Pat Robertson never misses a chance to say something sub-moronic!

[Domzdream]

Pat R is a crazy person. He's a dribbling, broken old man.

[WolfsStorm]

Does the Washington Monument actually mean anything? Or does it just stand there and look pretty?

[JahSpect]

Michael Shure with a beard - I like ! Kinda sexy . . . ;)

[TheTalshiar]

@dadreamzworld You think you sound cool because you can use swear words. What you appear to be to everone else is a stupid, illiterate, foul mouthed loser who couldn't find your ass with both hands if your miserable life depended on it. Do the world a favor and disappear.

[misteeq64]

Surprise Surprise after all the haitian earthquake was a punishment from god . Nothing new they still have not but him back in the psych ward

[shirleysw21]

The monument? I thought the statue of liberty or atleast I thought was the symbol of America along side the white house. But I've been thinking a lot happen to those who has less and some without more *to me, could be wrong* that those who reap a better life like millionaires and so on. What would Bachman says if a hurricane or a big earthquake hit LA and the ones who is dealt the biggest blow was the rich? Would it be God's way of saying the rich isn't exampe? or would she deem it bad weather?

[MsMedford]

pat robetson is a closet gay

[DaytonaRoadster]

@MsMedford closet? i thought he was obvious?

[tbmagis]

How in the year 2011 do you still have to be "religious" to make it into any position of political authority. I have a serious suspicion that most of them realize they are indeed trapped in their own facades.

[sweepstakes]

wtf does Cenk say at the end? completely unintelligible. must have been good to inspire that kind of guffaw though.

[Hoodmonsa]

ROTFLMAO........"The Picard must have been angry !!!! " We should kill Troi !!!

[Sonofspam64]

Why doesn't God just stick his giant head out of the clouds and speak English, all this behind the scenes symbolism is just open to too much interpretation and is much easier to explain as natural phenomenon. Show your face God, quit being a non-existent pussy.

[dadreamzworld]

@Sonofspam64 When your mother thought about taking a shit with you when she found out she had a ball of shit inside of her, she should have done it. You are begging for something horrible to happen to your nasty ass.

[AK47own]

The monument used to be straight 'till God cracked it.

[AtheistAddiction]

i'm ready for pat to just go ahead and fucking die... just die already.

[TAz69x]

@afortaleza lol, what a fucking hurtin' little bitch clicking on a clearly descriptive video title then commenting like a dumbshit brat

Not to mention any dumbass knows the relevance of Robertson's ministry and size in a US population blinkered with followers believing this crap, of a former presidential fucking runner with sick monetary backing no less

[samnyc2]

A stone at the 240 foot level of the monument is inscribed in Welsh: Fy iaith, fy ngwlad, fy nghenedl Cymru — Cymru am byth (My language, my land, my nation of Wales — Wales for ever). The reason for this inscription and its author are unknown.[

[adikted2wwe]

i'm a christian. but i think the major difference between me and that guy Pat Robertson, i have common sense.

[samnyc2]

Something is cracked alright....

[png2001]

what a dick that pat robertson is..an evil bastard

[videoguy604]

Pat, will you please rapture yourself with a chunk of lead?

[klangsteiner]

Pat Robertson is a psychopathic moronic asshole.

[carminethewolf]

There's also a crack in my arse, is that a sign from the almighty, Pat?

[RoyalRamirez]

Anytime Old people start to tell stories i tend to doze off anyway.

[RoyalRamirez]

He did basically warn all logical thinkers to put there television on mute for a moment or preferablly change the channel, we got some progress.

[blaxomega]

so i guess god was cool with slavery and wholesale slaughter of the indians but is mad at the legalization of gay marriage lmao!!! gtfoh!!!!



[levlevi]

I don't think it is Pat, sorry.

[CRISNCHIPS12398]

Pat Robertson is fucking retarded.... Please ignore this utter fool.

[coosoorlog]

I never knew Pat Robertson could be so much fun! :D

[SeanACampbell]

God can fuck off out of politics.

[911sheeple]

So God sent a Crack in tghe Washington Monument as a Sign?

Thats alright.

There are Plenty of HOLES in the Bible.

[MagnesDrachen13]

Pat Robertson: "Something happened somewhere at some time, is this some kind of sign from God?"

Christian ideology in a nutshell.

[MagnesDrachen13]

So the good weather the rest of the time is a sign of approval? Is God only upset at "sinners" when its hurricane/tornado season? The ground doesn't move most of the time, so I think we're batting a good average here. Never had a major earthquake where I live, so God must totally approve.

[911sheeple]

@MagnesDrachen13, actually, God is Punishing the Good with a Hurricane and Rewarding the Sinners who can't go to work but get to stay at home in Hurricane and drink all day.

[musicaddicted777]

dont bring religion to politics, mr.

[GrowTheTruth]

@911sheeple That's so horrible! I couldn't help laughing, though. xD

[911sheeple]

@This2willend Lets us all Bow Down and PRAY to the 1300 foot PENIS of Concrete!

Thats one HARD UNIT!

Should they have built a 1300 foot POT PLANT to Honor George Washington since he Grew Hemp?

[rocky19421]

Fear, particular­ly the "fear of a wrathful god " is a powerful tool for controllin­g people.

This is why "Christian­" televangel­ists like Robertson effectivel­y ignore the New Testament'­s "Good News", the revelatory message of Jesus, that God is Love....on­ly Love.

Pat Robertson and the fundamenta­lists that believe as he does are every bit as dangerous to America as any Muslim fundamenta­list.

[samnyc2]

Yes! @rocky19421

[dthol778]

@rocky19421 its science not god

[llovemyllife]

He should have waned us about it before it didn't happened..

[RaabBlog]

what a crazy fuck

[Bigwave2003]

Pssst, Pat, there's also a crack in the Liberty Bell!

[AtheistActivist]

I got the "Picard" reference

[alsk8ter123]

@AtheistActivist I love that episode...

[slippy441]

@AtheistActivist I did too. We are nerds:)

[LoveIsLogical]

Middle guy cracks me up!

[TheHammerHeadxX]

God said no man will know the end of time so what's the point in guessing?

[nsx1com]

First of all, Pat Robertson's initial premise is NOT that the Washington Monument is the symbol of America... that is reserved by the American Flag.

So... the American flag was NOT harmed in any way... period.

[ObowMao666]

I can hardly wait 'til the big talking anti-god libs are faced with their end and get that much more pissed, yelling out more blasphemies to ensure their face to face meeting with their leader in hell.

[underlinedbluetext]

@ObowMao666 lol... thats not a very christian thing to say.

best of luck to you in your future endeavors. hahahahahahahahahah

[underlinedbluetext]

@ObowMao666

Do you realize that some liberals believe in a higher power? Who are you to define who God is?

I'd say.... If God were sitting right next to me right now. He'd say... why is ObowMao inciting my power? Who is Obowmao to say such a thing? Does Obowmao think that he/she is God?

Please. Sit down, catch your breath... and realize that you are NOT God. You do not SPEAK... FOR A HIGHER POWER.

[rocky19421]

@ObowMao666 Another christian out spreadin' the love!

[NTtheLion]

Guess "God" wasn't 2 serious about this spending change.

Hmmmmmm

-_-



[LobsterPotsticker]

For a second I thought this said Robert Patterson!! : D

[samnyc2]

MMMMMMMMMMMM @LobsterPotsticker 

[jezza1789]

PAT didnt he call for the assasination of chavez lol he is just like jesus

[JFELIPERJ]

I think that the crack in the monument may be a signal that there was a earthquake???? thank you captain obvious I wouldn't have figure it out without you

[cds123564]

Fuck God in the butt

[ColumbiaGorgeGuy]

The only thing that bothers me about this is that there are many people that take this imbecile (Robertson) seriously.

[imthetopstoner]

Leave it to Christians to listen to a crazy old man and think the world is ending again. Well stop praying about it and get off your knees your blowing it.

[broadfall]

really..people....its' the 700 club, what do you expect. its' really not a reliable source for anything, so why bother. You gave it more attention than it deserved.

[MethodicalMadness]

What else would anyone expect from someone whose life revolves around bronze-age philosophy?

[tkal17]

HAHAHAHA!!! "What does The Picard want us to do?" HAHAHAHA!!!! Pure gold. Gotta love Star Trek.

[cloclo902003]

More like Amerca's penile power!

High five!

[josh1492]

...walmart add in the beginning. just goes to tell you what crowd that this 700 club shit is directed toward.

[RawFoodKevin]

Since the earthquake epicenter was 90 miles away from DC, smack dab in the middle of a REPUBLICAN district, I would say God is mad at them, and not mad at the Washington monument or at the gays.

Robertson had got to get his mind out of the gutter. Normal people see a monument when they look at a monument. They do not see a giant penis like Robertson sees.

Could Robertson be an in the closet gay? Certainly looks that way!

[samnyc2]

No, Pat is a breeder and a cracker.  @RawFoodKevin

[yuukisama2001]

Jesus had be laughing when he said "too late!" Oh well.

[nigen]

well, i the christian god really cracked the giant oblesk/penis because he hates gay people. I say the christian god is a dick, pure and simple.

[teknaleji100]

The earthquake is a result of haarp and its brothers and sister programs around the globe

[JACKtheRIPP3R189]

Anyone who listens to Pat Robertson for any reason other than laughs should be carted off in a straight jacket.

[akesling]

This makes NO sense. The earthquake was also felt at CBN in Virginia Beach.

[rollerickus]

I think it´s a sign. I don´t believe in a god as an entity, but more as a spiritual collection of all that is. Gods will is all our will combined. About the monument, there are a lot of monuments-builings falling (recently 2 here in the netherlands). I think it is a reflection of the economics and politics, which are falling.

Pff, penis-jokes. too easy

[ryaman01]

he rips a curtain like he opens a goatsee

[underbjorn]

@ryaman01 ---

hahaha xP

[420simpson]

if your religion is centered around a human sacrifice like christianity is, then you are barbaric.

[rocky19421]

Pat has done more for the Atheist movement than anyone else.

Carry on Pat.

[CarlosIsDown]

I look at the Washington Monument...the f where they thinking when they erected that...

[Stevie2Sxc]

I wish God would be a bit more specific. Just tell us what you want, stop wrecking our shit if we do it wrong. Seriously, God is like a passive aggressive dickhead.

[eqsmooth]

Pat Robertson is a little too old to not be getting WEIRD on us. Isn't it just a little late Pat?

[nandansho]

Jesus was not a Christian and neither was John the Baptist (The Guy who Baptised him) The Apostles were the True followers of Christ. Peter was the Only Human who actually walked on water before his fear overcame him. Christianity is a CULT for cash.That uses Jesus/God for political gains. Michelle Bachman just inferred that The Hurricane and Earthquake is God's way of telling Gov That Americans are tired of the current admin. This is complete Bullshit and That Evil Freak is a Trainwreck!

[AZ09astrophysicist]

Harold Camping Is JEALOUS!!!!

[nigen]

Its bill clinton's penis!

[PirateMonkeyFilmz]

If god wants us to do something, he should tell us. Cracking monuments doesn't help us.

[Htown75]

Washington Momument is a big dick....God is jealous?

[JustPlaneNuts]

Every time there is a natural disaster some stupid religious freak says it was gods rage or whatever. What a moron,

[vikosus]

I totally thought that this was gonna be about the guy from Twilight... major let down? hahaha

[shitthrowingmonkey1]

For the record, it's actually a giant bisexual penis, symbolizing the governments indiscriminate ability to fuck EVERYONE over.

[coltor9]

The GOP=SATAN, PAT.

I think you've got it wrong.

If you are in the GOP, you ARE SATANS handiwork. No REAL christian would screw the poor,children, the elderly, handicapped,and widows like the GOP does.

[FreeTheGhetto]

@coltor9

Amen

[ObowMao666]

@coltor9 ... It's clear that the baby killing, freedom taking, taxing to death Demonrats are the ones working for Satan.

[BlackMambakins]

@ObowMao666 okay let me get this straight the killing of everyone according to your book of stories is ok & your against people having the freedom to speak their mind & your worried about your greed which is one of the major deadly sins & were the satanic ones? Alrighty big guy, last I checked your fabled stories said we should aid the poor, EVERYONE thats including the gays are created in god's image, & god giving ya freewill aka freedom of speech... kinda contradicts ya SATAN! XD

[MeThinks995]

@coltor9 How do you think this Cock sucker lasted so long? If critiques actuallly read the Bible they would know it is a religion of Peace & Love but jou got Scum Bags like pat RoBinson spreads Hate & Disinfo to turn people away from God`s word,the True Word. Pat robinson is a shill & a Satanist because only a satanist would say & do the things he does.

[coltor9]

@MeThinks995 Exactly! These Republican GOP followers are in a freakin CULT worse than JONESTOWN and don't even know it

The GOP is a freaking CULT Listen to some of these fuc-ers They spit on the poor, the kids, the seniors, the handicapped the hungry all in the name of GOD

These nuts like Perry, BachmannRobertson, all of them are in a GOP CULT with followers who are basically, GOP ZOMBIES

Listen to some of these idiots even on here and it's almost unbelieveable. Keep your kids away from them.

[coltor9]

@Tactividz Time to check yourself into the nut house? Most there are delsiounal religious freaks you know? That's pretty much a fact. That's where they end up.

[chestveeg]

I can't wait till the next election!!!!!!

[RememberJudas314]

The same earthquake damaged the Washington National Cathedral. I wonder why Pat Robertson didn't see a message from god in that?

[dadreamzworld]

@RememberJudas314 Because he's an idiot.

[unvorsum]

Speaking of cracks, I was actually on the toilet when I felt the earthquake here in Portsmouth, VA. Good times.

[richwfd2002]

@unvorsum LMAO

[J2Kization]

cenck for president!

[TAz69x]

If there is a god, why did he make Pat Robertson so retarded?!...

ಠ_ಠ

[Beatngubitch]

@TAz69x God probably did it, because he has a sense of humor. 

[rvggarcon]

Who the fuck looks at that monument and thinks 'one nation under god?'

Isn't he the same asshole who said Haiti deserved their natural disaster as a punishment from God for not being christian?

[TadaHanJan]

@rvggarcon He also said Japan's earthquake was punishment from God. He's.....quite a character.

[EleninNWO]

Egyptian style obelisk? A symbol of a nation under God? or under freemasonsry?

LOL

[707hoser]

What caused the cracks in Robertson's head?

[jdetuncq]

We didn't say "One Nation Under Gawd" until the 1950"s when the christian nut jobs started taking over!

[hardcoremarinecor100]

@jdetuncq were not all nutjobs..

[july7nyc]

@hardcoremarinecor100 YActually, you kinda are. Just by the fact that you believe in talking snakes and that a single man gathered two of every animal on the planet and threw them all in a boat while a giant flood happened... That kinda makes you a nutjob too.

[bitterblue8]

1 of the funniest TYT clips....EVAH!!!!

[KoutetsuTenshin]

Yeah, Pat sure likes penises going into cracks all right, the cracks of mens' asses.

[samnyc2]

No, he is a breeder and a cracker. That's mighty straight of you but the gays & bi's don't want him. @KoutetsuTenshin

[Ledwix]

Trying to extract symbolic, poetic truths from natural disasters = giant fail. The truth never lies in poetry. Poetry is totally subjective and artistic, not objective and analytical. If God uses natural disasters to send messages, then his aim sucks, and he also needs to get better at communicating clearly.

[thunderup26]

bottom line is none of us know what will happen til we die...but this idea that God doesn't excist is ludacris...i think its sad that some believe it to be "silly social rhetoric"rather than truth.

[shade421]

@thunderup26 Truth is supported by facts and evidence!



[Drrck11]

Pat Robertson is a wack job. Now if the monolith in the 2001 Space Odessy movie cracks, then I know its God. lol

[Strega222]

Apparently, Pat and friend don't realize something...

The Washington Monument is a PAGAN OBELISK! As well as the Statue of Freedom atop the Capitol dome.

"Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, and the unrelenting vindictiveness with-which more than half the Bible is filled; it is more appropriate that we call it the WORD OF A DEMON than the word of God."

-Thomas Paine.

[JBrianBooks]

i have never once looked on the washington monument and thought "one nation under god"

[DAK4Blizzard]

With Pat saying the things he's saying, he should really look into moving his program to Comedy Central.

[tedmon11]

Lets see.according to Pat Robertson .So far God has sent us Hurricane Katrina,9/11,AIDS,Huricane Irene and now this earthquake.They are all signs of not God, but an insane TV evangelist.Hope him and Falwell get the same jail cell in hell