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  • they´re a bunch of weegees

  • Mickey seems to have let himself go. O_O

  • best evr, 11/10 for that animation

  • READ IT! O_O XD

  • wow with names like Pheonix and Code Monkeys youd think something decent would be made from them XD such generic names n all

  • It's almost as if the two main characters have their hands glued to their asses.

  • I like how they ripped off the Peter Gunn theme.

  • Maybe they're just god-tier trolls.

  • Probably a good chance that they intentionally made these "games" horrible.

  • Go get that ball, bitch. I'm wearing my new pants.

  • 7:01 Holy shit what's happening to it?!

  • this was sold as a game?

    for money?

  • @CTrace LOL.

  • Stunning! It's the only one Dingo movie I saw that doesn't recycle any character!

  • "come on, charlie, let me look at your paper, maybe there's some news..."

    FUCKEVERYTHING.jpg

  • What does "Lowdebagch Cheese News" mean? What the hell is this?

  • @cecilrickets "Lauterbach", with a strong german accent :)

  • Those mice are deranged. They keep that creepy, wide-eyed smile when they learn that there has been a robbery, when they have a gun pointed at them, and when they learn that their uncle has lost jurisdiction over the case.

  • Oh my goodness.

  • 8:48 Even that sound effect gave up

  • I'd make a YouTube Poop of this but it might accidentally make more sense.

  • I love how the cop is a rat and not a mouse.

  • somewhere out there in the multiverse... the mouse police are real! and they're watching our lives and think that it's a bunch of nonsense... xD

  • 2:00 Gay ice-cream man Mickey Mouse.

  • fffffff

    Even Filipino cartoons are better than this

  • Robberies are not COOOOL!

  • "The truck! Let's go there immediately! The gangsters are bound to have stolen it!"

    That and the combination of this guy's outfit make me think something very disturbing is about to occur.

  • @CTrace

    Survivor. 300 Points

    Survived an entire Phoenix games Movie.

  • 5:59 READ IT!

  • Dingo... Pictures... Broke my brain!

  • Out of all the "games" this "studio" has released, this one HAS to be the worst. The rest have some sort of "so terrible it's hilarious" charm to them. This one is JUST PAINFUL. It doesn't help that all the characters look like fucking crap.

  • I too remember the Grape Escape fondly. "I've written everything you've said. Now all I need is a picture of you all."

  • 1:53 maybe its because Im high but I laughed so fucking hard. its crazy how bad this is.

  • Phoenix Games are amazing! In that I can barely go 5 minutes watching them without throwing up in my mouth a little bit

  • The unic good in phoenix games is they " avatar " or logo

  • Superman 64, E.T., Zelda CD-i > Mouse Police, Dinosaur Adventure, Animal Soccer World

  • Whoever wrote the Peter Gunn theme should sue for plaigirism.

  • Let the video load, Play it & Press 1, you will hear something you will never forget .

  • YOU........can accompany me.

  • They've got a lot of nerrrrrrve.

  • thatmusicthatmusicthatmusic.th­atmu...

  • Good lord, these cheap bastards use the same songs across all their games.

  • Before watching this vid I'm gonna assume this rips off The Great Mouse Detective.

  • loooooooool i finally know wat my dvd is called!!!! its called mousepolice! man it friggin rocks, its in 4:3 format and it plays wid amazin dolby digital 3.0 audio unlike the usual 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this is 10 times worser than the CDI! 

  • @MrDiablolord

    You mean it's OVER ONE MILLION worser that CDI ! Cdi cutscenes are masterpieces compared to this.

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  • "I've been robbed, tied up, and carried into the forest behind a british kid's home!!!"

    Oh, and police is now spelled with a z.

  • A Looney Tunes Catonn (Little Bit)

  • READ IT

  • 1:41 He's Checking out 'Dat Ass'

  • WE BETTER GET.............. THE POLICE!

  • 1:52 Hey, it's that music!

  • *after watching animal soccer world*

    NO. NOT THIS MUSIC AGAIN. NUH UH. NOOO.

  • 5:59

    READ IT! :I

  • I like how the male/female mice swap facial features not once, but twice (2:00 and 2:40)! The single frame sex change works!

    And a certain mouse who will not be named, who also resembles the love child of Stimpson J Cat and Big Gay Al!

  • 0:57 Max is going to fuck that paperboy up!

  • @CTrace

    If it was released for PSN it will have 1 Platinum. "You have survived the nightmare"

  • Curse you, TV Tropes!

  • 6:00 Hay Willie grew a new mustache in less then a minute! :D

    Phoenix games signature approach of using recycled characters colored in with ms paint!.

    Also how can phoenix games distribute CD-i cartoons labeled for kids ages 3+ when the one mouse actually says "Shit"!?

  • @DarkWyvern100 one mouse said "smartass"

  • My IQ went down 100000000 points...

  • I swear, the music at 2:40 reminded me of Torgo. :P

  • idk why, but even though these suck beyond words can comprehend, i find myself coming back to this, Dinosaur Adventure, and Animal Soccer World.

  • HAHAAA! obviously if you've watched this, you've seen other phoenix games creations, so this isn't much of a surprise when it comes to quality...but OMG the gayest and most blatant Mickey Mouse rip-off is just HILARIOUS!!

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  • I think Video Brinquedo and Phoenix games should team up.

  • @IMMAOILMAN I lol'd hard.

  • CHEESE NEE OOHS

  • He walk with a limp, like my uncle.

  • The Great Mouse Detective or DangerMouse? Either way it's a terrible ripoff :P

  • I no longer want to live after seeing this...

  • Max speed walks to the rescue!

  • READ IT!

  • "You'd better GET! ....

    ...

    ....THE POLICE!"

  • 0:43 Mouse: LAHAHAUDERBAGH CHEEZ NEUWZ

    3:11 *Cue Blues brothers midi music*

    3:03 We'd better get... ...THUH POLIESE

  • Maybe there's some news.

    This just in: The world has been coloured in with crayons.

  • this reminds me of a cross between cd-i and the scenes with the mice in the titanic animated musical

  • :) im riting a fanficton wit Mouse Police and Ratatoing and Marcel and da shopkeeper fall in luv. Craig and Carol also luv eech other :)

  • Arufonzu...why so gay?

  • Oh, and the blatant rip-off of the Spy Hunter theme.

    I don't think I will ever be able to play Spy Hunter, ever again.

  • At about 3:00. The gay mouse said "I don't think we should go any further." The fucking video froze.

    Needless to say, this must be an omen.

  • @Ninox37 Gay.

  • That shitty music... it's from Animal Soccer World. Ew!

  • "C'mon, Charlie. Lemme take a look at your paper. Maybe there's some news!"

    HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR...

  • 5:27 "Ah what the fuck!"

  • only 6 people work there

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  • OMG i remeber watching this vid years ago and i can still remember this atrocity of a game! :0

    And CD-I is Waaay better than this mah boi

  • "But there are line tracks here!  Look!"

    D:

  • 7:00

    The baby's fuckin' possessed! And the mother isn't even holding it!

  • It also looks angry.

    "HEY, THERE-- WISEGUY CUNT!"

  • Female: "MAX, MAX COME QUICKLY!"

    Max: :D

  • Hahaha the guy in pink talks like a homosexual looks like a homo in general and is named Willy... funny coincidence

  • I like how they are happy that mouse got tied up and was getting robbed.

  • They totally stole the music from Spyhunter.

  • "I could of frozen or died out here of hunger!" Somehow I feel we couldn't of gotten that lucky ...

  • There goes my sanity (again)

  • PLEASE LOOK FRIENDLY

  • @PeachyPeachPie

    Yes, look friendly even though there has been a crime committed!

  • Did... did the guy in green say "Shit, be quiet, it must be him"?!?

    Badass.

  • I think more money was put into the menu interface than the actual movie.

  • this thing is freaking amazing

  • You online dated a cartoon mouse?

  • big city cock wahahaha

  • 2:40 - 2:50 BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM That has got to be the most hilarious music I've ever heard.

  • 8:44 Big city cock, Haaa wawawawwa

  • Max! Max POWER WALK quickly!

  • This was a game? I had this on VHS and it looked like a bad excuse for a German bootleg of some thing.

    Oh, and anyone notice the actor playing the mouse in blue overalls is from elsewhere? I swear I've heard him from other media.

  • oh yeh, it was a game. i cant believe i bought tht shit for $20.

  • Smoke some weed and watch these videos. Funniest night ever.

  • 3:03 we better get.....THE POLICE!

  • Man, the CD-i can produce better graphics than this ''game''.

  • WTF

  • Is this meant to be a Basil Great Mouse Detective rip off?

    I have to hand it to them it is definitely legally distinguishable from the original this time.

  • "The Great Louse Detective" would be a better name for this monstrosity!

  • "charlie bit me!"

  • Why is the opening logo thing animated much better than the actual content?

  • Life is expensive, but these cartoons are definitely cheap.

  • Anyone else notice how both mice are recolours of each other around 2:14? They don't change position, and the girl mouse gets a ribbon added. They didn't even draw both of them, but only once and then recolour it red.

  • Not how you can see the cheese delivery guy on a wanted poster at 8:14

    Crime faking fail.

  • polizei?  3:31

  • Police is another language

  • "Shut up [Taligala?]. Anyway, Sophie's a year older than me..." (followed by silence)

    ...Okay?

  • 3:03

    "We'd better get. The police!"

  • READ IT

  • The Code Monkey's should be violently assassinated.

  • what the fuck am I watching?

  • ONO, THEY STOLE LIKE 100 KILOS OF CHEESE FROM ME.

    SMILE FOR MY STORY

    :p

  • 5:55 - Babybel ad on newspaper!

  • Why were they glancing at each other like that at 2:48..

    Is the mouse in pink voiced by a girl?

  • This one is actually entertaining. It reminds me of 90s/80s cartoons..Except badly drawn,most of the people voiced badly and it's pretty much terrible.

  • Seriously, that music is getting on my nerves.

    They use it in EVERY single one of their 'games'

  • nowayimwearingmynewpants.

    Best lip syncing ever.

  • 7:54

    SHEEET

  • That annoying detective mouse did not just mention Sherlock Holmes...it should be illegal to mention good books in shitty video games.

    And as someone who finds Newsboys to be interesting, I'm insulted by that paperboy character D=

  • wow! now they have a woman making the female voices! they are becoming better and better...

  • You gotta love those polize

  • Scary baby at 7:00

  • 3:29

    EINS ZWEI DREI

    POLIZEI!

  • So wait a minute. The mouse people buy their cheese and products from a store, the is the only store in town, and it's delivered to by one single delivery truck that supplies the whole town on a daily basis?

    Do I even need to point out how fucking stupid that is? Damn this is terrible.

  • OMG, who drew those backgrounds? Fuck those are awful, there's absolutely nothing professional about the animation in any regard. This is amateur animation at its absolute worst. Ive noticed they're using some cheap ass animation techniques like that horrid dinosaur adventure. They just re-use the same character cels they animated once, re-loop them over and over, then just add the dialogue. Add in some horrid voice acting, and BOOM! cartoon.

  • CHEEZ NEWS!!!

    shut up charlie

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  • SHIIIIT

  • How can it be that the quality of the LOGO is higher than EVERYTHING ELSE?

  • thats exactly what i said!

    probably hired someone to do it for them

  • what. what.

  • "This time you get the ball."

    "No way, I'm wearing my new pants."

    "And if I don't get it either?"

    "Then you have to pay for it. Pay for the lost ball. I rolled."

    "Not again!"

    "Life is expensive."

    ...what? I'm losing sleep over what the heck that piece of dialogue means.

  • 3:11 Midi Blue Brothers music LOL!!!

  • Yeah, and it smells like copyright infringement.

  • 9:21 O.o he's staring into my soul...

  • lmaooo

  • WE'D BETTER GET. THE POLICE.

  • WE'D BETTER GET THE POLIZZZE!!

  • this is one billion times worse than cd-i

  • 7:55 Did that guy just say what I THINK he said?

  • SHI.

  • As a Brit I apologise for our country creating this terrifying piece of shit.

  • Oh God, this is British?

  • Based in the UK, developed in the Netherlands.

  • Ah right.

  • But Germans did that animation.

  • Wow if this game is British, the creators must have had a very low budget and possibly some bad animators. 7:54 makes me laugh, this game is educational and it's a 3+? Really!

  • Two rip-offs for the price of one!

    Mickey Mouse *and* "The Great Mouse Detective"!

    What's next?

  • oudabaach cheeze noos!!!

    ouda baha cheese noooooz!

    yeah i know he's saying louder back cheese news, but still that's really funny.

  • 1:52 Oh mah god. Where zhe hell is butchah?

  • "LIFE IS EXPENSIVE" quoted for truth

  • oh my god

  • "Let me look at your paper, maybe there's some news"

    NO, DO YOU THINK!!?!?!??!!?!?!?

  • Looks like Chef Mickey Mouse got PWNed.

  • the walking scenes are horrible. they just keep replaying the same scene over and over

  • 7:01 Demon baby!

  • Kase means cheese, on the truck...

  • life is expensive

  • For a guy who just got a shitload of cheese stolen from him, the gay one had no problem looking happy about it for the Press.

  • READ IT!