Mitchell and Webb - What Women Want.mpg

[nastyevilbunny]

That's pretty much how the three musketeers behave: Taking advantage of women with low self esteem, Doing anything to get their end away. D'Artagnan borderline rapes M'lady. the aristocrats of the 17th century were basiclly just chavs.

[TheHardProblem]

David Mitchell's pupills are different in size, kinda weird.

[Artisn]

@TheHardProblem One side of his face is exposed to more light, which makes your pupils contract/dilate accordingly.

Everyone's pupils are different sizes when you have a stage light in one eye, and a shadow in the other.

[mikeymikemikey1]

@Artisn you what's strange, the pupil with the most light on it is the biggest.

[hypedpotential]

as funny as this was....it made me feel sad for the ladies...and the fellas...

[sciences8]

@hypedpotential

Made me realize my attempts at chivalry have been for naught. Fuck my life.

[MillerCrosses]

3 best videos on the net - Bomb Ass with Esperanza Gomez, Tori Back Fucks the Machine...and this.

[marmite400]

Nose candy! Ha ha!.

[ReyFlame82]

This is my favourite one, i was on the floor crying when he ran up and kneed him.

[thecrossfirecasualty]

What a vile excuse for a woman!

[juliosammy]

thats my favorite sketch from them. So true.

[cit690]

This was done on the whitest kids u know. I'm not sure which came first though.

[jnb367]

We have the same thing in America too, although here its usually preformed out of the window of a POS camero in a trailer park by a southern redneck who this hes from the ghetto with the prompting done with Old English malt liquor 40oz.

[amsmart1]

is that tulisa?

[Cokecakepopcorn]

so true sadly:/

[MrMrkew]

That's how you get chicks in Britain.

[Bobster930]

@MrMrkew If by chicks you mean chavs then you're right.

[shindosilver2]

If not for the laughter I would weep for the truth behind it.

[WythenshawePhil]

@shindosilver2 Is that a quote that I'm not well-read enough to understand or your own poetic addition?

[eggroll9000]

So damn ugly :C

[biggrigga]

@eggroll9000 She'll do for the night !

[handsomebrick]

tied with kith

[torysam544]

amazing.

[zoltanie]

brilliant!

[waldo9254]

Waaaaaayyyyy better than SNL

[wwaarrddy]

This is an amazing sketch. 

[StOnion]

hahaha good shit

[koolyman]

Love the way these guys are so subtly feminist

[tenirpaslager]

lol

[chainsawgood123]

It's sad how true this is.

[TheBecauseimawesome]

She's weirdly hot

[NicholasBird]

Genius.

[Cleo4696]

haha - that's pretty much my french teacher!

[SaulMeyersz]

this guys my hero!

[lordsammerD]

Allés, allés mon bruv!

[TheNarrator23]

"You have her now, mon ami" xD

[10INTM]

Ladies love douchebags. I take it as a compliment that I am single.

[londonthistle]

@10INTM not on your acting skills though

[ORCA4312]

@10INTM Yeah, but it is a very back-handed compliment.

[WristCutGauze]

Wiki: Cyrano de Bergerac

[iNomXTC]

Why is Shakespeare suddenly French?

[ladylayla12]

@iNomXTC because its not Shakespeare its Cyrano De Begerac

[kethe]

That was the most pitiful spit ever.

[truckcompany]

God these are teh worse type of english girls...

[BradTroika]

what accent is that?

[RelativelyHostile1]

this makes me laugh so hard, it even seems like it would actually work on some of the chavs arund these days

[MrOdsplut]

mans got negs

[Musicandstuff1000]

I love how he just gets dragged in to a bush by a victorian looking peadophile, and he just casualy starts chatting with him.

[fragman08]

@Musicandstuff1000 Not even close to Victorian. More like bourgeoisie italian around the renaissance era.

[hazmat151]

lol... I know it's based on Cyrano but I first saw this scene in Steve Martin's Roxanne ages ago!

[Deathawaitsnoone]

Depressingly I know people like this...This is why I love Mitchell and Webb :P

[BeeBeeMcfuzz]

Haha! One of my favorites!

[100thdragoon]

You know, if Cyrano's nose was actually that big, the play would of had a completely different message than "Gascons are complete idiots".

Anyways, the sketch is comedy gold.

[MarxistKnight]

Certainly the way to chat up chav girls these days

[theteenspirit]

classic mitchell and webb

[Immortal4Aday]

this is soo true

[kelgwath]

It didn't end well without Sirano, did it?

[WalterLiddy]

This is genius.

[emmawrighttome]

i love that these two can reference cyrano

[DelorienAz]

I actually love Mitchell with that false nose....