I am a vampire.

[dragonboy8009]

i know

[2323keka]

hahahaha almost pissed myself

[dragonboy8009]

vamps won't be seen in vids or movies faker

[sgjv99]

@dragonboy8009 tell you something i am a werewolf and vamps can be seen in vids

[dragonboy8009]

wow your so epic im a werewolf (no joke) and i can beat the crap out of you

[nanodroid76]

@dragonboy8009 what kind i am too a wolf

[dragonboy8009]

@nanodroid76 black furry one of the strongest and i have a clan of 18

[nanodroid76]

@dragonboy8009 really i dought you can turn into a wolf

[DARKfeather15]

take it easy bud i know its hard to be a vampire but others don't know

[missdetermine]

fake

[britneyrock77]

I know wat it feels like. im a vampire but I need blood im thirsty HELP

[nanodroid76]

@britneyrock77 oh yah i,m a werewolf sarcastic

[CawSSvRHans1]

Bro Your Not A Vampire You Are Gay xD

[millanrocks]

ughhh if u r a vampire u dont go and show yourself and if u r indeed one then u know about your shadow form if u do not then u r not one of the souless cursed

[13loneygirl]

there IS A THING CALLED MAKE UP OR FAKE BLOOD XD

[anarchygiorgos666]

any greek vamp on here? inbox me,or if u are close to greece :)

[Bidta]

Gay...

[evilgothvampire]

@dragula23  what are you lychin too? lol

[crystalballs6]

There's no blood on your teeth

[TheJamie43]

I am a Lychin ! (Werewolfand) im coming to get you lol

[evilgothvampire]

im a vampire too. i subscribe

[dragula23]

@evilgothvampire yeh sure you are LOL

[JTPersons]

haha!! this is ketchup xDD

[AlwaysNumber1Girl]

Your great so fcking awsome and gorgeous.How does the blood taste exactly,i really do believe in vampires.

[sciroyo]

u wanna know what u r ur a dick

[xXxGuNzxXx233]

I THINK HE DRANK KOOL AID AND I DID NOT C NO DAMN FANGS -gets out lightsaber- -put in guys face- DIE DIE -slices his body-

[iluvcandy223]

Where's the fangs huh

[MsFreyk]

You look more like a fag

[Peaches666ish]

I LOVE U VAMPIRE GUY!! LETS BE FRIENDS PLEASE!!!!

[darknidus1]

are your eeyebrows real o.O

[spottedleopard1492]

hay if you a real vampire i dare you to go bite some one prove it to all of us you not a fake !

[Pretty26ize]

yeah ok sureeeee!!!! -__- lol oh omg!!

[fatalbeauty007]

dude wipe your mouth! gross!

[GamingLikeNoOther]

Good job, you're a sparkly gay vampire now.

[captainshitto]

when you say vampire do you mean cunt?

[MyNameIsScreamo]

Wow. Please tell me you're trying to be funny, because this is embarrassing to you and to real vampires. Definition of a real vampire: NOT you.

[MegaAngel8881]

if u were a vampire... u wouldnt show up in the viedo dumb ass!

[ChaosMario100]

im a vampire well im turing into one

[someh30]

japanece people eat vampire, so becarefull, they cut yours balls and eat becose they say that is very good for heart and strong sex activity.

[becca428100]

oh im a vampire to fuck u there not real

[RockinWins]

Oh no! I got moms favorite RED lipstick on my mustache! Oh no! My brother has a camera....

wats up guys imma vampire, this is blood... i dont wear eyeliner and lipstick.... its blood...

[dickslapin4life]

Looks like you ate a bitch out and got some serious HERPEES

[SofiaaaAndr]

I am a vampire...DEFINITION: I looveee using my mother's red lipstik!

[xXhawaiianXD]

r u drunk....if not r u sure....cuz it seems like it

[xXhawaiianXD]

oh..I'm a talking unicorn...fuck u...

[brokenfingers100]

@bluestarslool same here it's not fun being a creature of the night...

[LewisMenzies]

you could be a vampire but its a one way ticket to aidsville

[101tubbyblue]

yeah i am a vampier is hard to hide it

[bluestarslool]

next time remember this... i also love ketchup, and u dont have fangs

and can u stop making fun of vampires... cause i am one and i swear on god it is true but i dont think it is fun being one ok?

[LegshotLoren99]

you look more like you were eating sloppy joes

[LewisMenzies]

@LegshotLoren99 LOLtacular

[ILOVECUPCAKES555]

lol.

Im a talking SNOW MAN!! :D

[magicgirl257]

i kinda belive u

[dogsrule631]

Wow your a great actor. Just an actor though. Ok?

[ddrache12]

0:31 ...............HAhAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA HAHAHAHh XD

[snowwolf9453]

hard to believe with all the fakers out there. but feel free to mesg me if you are real

[swirlees]

Its looks to me sir, like you were drunk...

HAH you just mock true vampies

...

IM SUBSCRIBING!..........

not!

lol;

[ArtFreakGangster]

nice ketshup

[MrPivot911]

You have bushy eyebrows

[SaddleVamp]

....maybe you just earned your "red wings"!  ;)

[breathofelements]

@SaddleVamp lol he only moks true vampires

[BioHunterMgl]

You're not vampire you're just enjoying that sauce looooooool

[DriedGolf]

he is just emo

[552Leonard]

u look so gay..

[Alexandermoralesful]

if u were a vampire u wouldnt show up in the video

[DeMoroEx]

you look like you had some kind of orgasm after eating your burger

[DrummerBoyBieber]

You're not a vampire your just a goth who ate a jelly donut

[Nayru4123]

Words cannot describe the idocy behind this video.

[colinisavirgin]

your getting wanting to suck blood confused with wanting to suck cock

[PROXXYproductions]

if you were a vamp that blood wouldnt be on you chinn you would have it in your mouth...

[Cerveza011190]

@PROXXYproductions Obviously it drops down..

[wanted888ghost]

so wheres your teth and ... oh w8 you ate all the ketchup

[Q12RuthandVicky]

ummm why have you got ketchup around your mouth?

[sumtergeeks]

ok im typing this pacificley for evryone to see in hope of making this guy look like a fucking ideot. ok guy.. ur not a fucking vampire your fagget as emo fuck face bitch with no friends and if you are a vampir come find me pussy and suck my blood u fagget ass bitch. i bet u fucking throw up in ur mouth u little bitch

[PixelRaid]

You sir. Are a faggot.

[BunnysWithDynamite]

Wannabe Edward Cullen GAY FAAASAAAAAGDWCTRFURDV -:(

[beachjunkie19]

lololololol are u gay? like legit?

[StrawberrysRule1]

i understand because im a vampire also

[MrLolopiepie]

@StrawberrysRule1 no you are not

[cesarbirdful]

wow man i always thought ur wer a were wuf mann u changed my world

[xXCellaBellaX]

Why would anybody tell that there a vampire on the Internet? Rlly and I don't rlly think vampires are real.

[becca428100]

dude thats fake blood you are not a fukigin vampire and another thing vampires cant see thm sels in mirrs or caras or phots so yea yur not a vampire

[callofthedave]

me to im a vampire, no wait im a ninja turtle no im robocop! wait no no i want be a vampire again.

[davidtibble7]

Hey read don't laugh at this!just do it. Start thinking of something you really really want because this is astounding. The person who sent this said their wish came true 10 minutes after they read the mail so I thought what the heck! You have just been visited by Dr. Suess's cat in the hat, he will grant you one wish make your wish when the countdown is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH! send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do your wish will come tru

[rpier009]

Do something with your eyebrows!

[SolomnArchitect]

Why... so serious?...

[madaramkgs]

kid go to school fucking jacking off

[TheBassua]

I think you have watched Twilight WAAAAYYYYY to many times.

[yellowpinkblue001]

And why do all "vampires" have to be goth. Wouldn't they want to blend in and act like normal people. Or as normal as normal people can be.

[yellowpinkblue001]

What kind of vampire talks with food in/on their mouth?

[pinkSTAR9511]

Fake so i find it funny

[niccig11]

Were did u buy the fake blood? Rofl

[niccig11]

@luhtweety123 u can see them in cams and mirrors...but it's clear he isn't a vamp....

[thedarkscoming]

stop making fun of us :(

[MrZooky123]

@thedarkscoming i'm glad i'm not the onely one!

[marmaredwards27]

hey i believe u im one to but i hide it only a few of my friends know sometimes i feel bad but i dont now plz go on my page and write back to me and how did you become one

[SubjectDelta4536]

GAY!!!!!!!!!

[blue11554]

Where did you but your eyeliner?? I LOVE IT!!! LOL

[paigeee123451]

if u are we wouldnt be able to see u

[luhtweety123]

IF U WAS A VAMPIRE U WOULDNT BE ABLE TO SEE YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING CAM

[blingboy169]

dont fool me thats ketchup.

[lonewolf2545]

what mascara do you use?

[Animorph3]

whered u get ur blood capsels from... i know what they look like so wtf

[moduslive]

bum fluff and tomato sauce is not appealing not to mention the eyeliner...

[KyleEmmett711]

You have something on your face.

[FireAngel1111]

This was the most RIDICULOUS thing ever. First off, that is obviously bbq sauce on your face, secondly, you are an UTTER freakshow if you believe for one moment that people are going to believe that a vampire is going to reveal themself on YOUTUBE, IF and only IF they even exist!

[amygoturcookie]

What was that??? Wtf was that?? >8c yay for weird face!!!

[rozeAngel1]

O.o wow to creepy

[creewarrior215]

man is this real? haha

[scruciating]

lol i laughed so hard

[TheAleahw99]

edwards brother edward is way hotter

[emobutterflytwins]

hie is forst to live forever whall every one he meets dies i feal sory for him

[JimmyA974]

no ur not that was ...............

[lpsstudio2000]

vamps are just like us,fox news did a sesion on them,they do drink blood,but its for the energy,not the taste,but you r quite interesting

[monkeynut365]

if your a vampire then why did you put white powder on you face, and black eyeliner am i the only one that noticed that?

[naybear0015]

This video made me cry...i think im in love he's sooo.....DEEP ;)

[Ladadadadaxoxo10]

WHERE YO TEETH AT?

[VinnyMonster1]

Vampires do not photograph. A vampire's image cannot be captured in a photograph or a mirror.

[ZKing2880]

Do you bedazzle?

[lilganstaer]

ok if your real who did you just attack

[mammal360]

Even real vampires use moist towelettes dude. Learn how to eat for God's sake.

[ilovea4eva]

ur not a vampire...vampires have way more paler skin

[amywojcik5]

sorry i just wrote that 2 times. iment to do it once but it turned out i mad a mistack and wrote wow like wo

[amywojcik5]

wo your just a boy from a small town that got into his moms baby powder and just loves the tast of kechup

[DarkLove443]

U R A FAKER



[khasimllari]

WHYY R PEOPLE SOO DUM I DONT GET THEM !!!!!!!!11

[soulofpurpose]

Dumbass. LMFAO!!!!

[juggalette4lyfefu]

HAHAHAHA... DOUCHE BAGGERY.

[ThatsWhatsCrazy]

You're not a vampire. You just really enjoyed your burger.

[Justinisinthebuildin]

"I can't hold this front anymore... I just got to be who I am."

Wow, is he gonna come out of the closet?

*GASP* Look everybody it's a Twilight Twink!

[laylaunicorn]

puting on lipstick and eyeliner doesn't make u a vampire it makes u crazy thumbs up if u agree

[sarmar671]

uuuuuuuu! a nother!



[thds699]

Great another Twilight freak!!! God I hate that fucking movie..

[cr44183]

were u sucking vagina when u did this? bcause according 2 lurkymerc it is a period stain

[xBlackEditionx]

lolololololololololol

[pl4ingWithFIR3]

FAYK AND GAAAAAAY

[lurkymerc]

Haha period stain

[hermanington]

i can't hear word you are saying speak up!

[wellarmed1965]

You're NOT a Vampire!!  You're a NUTCASE!

[ILUVDERIKHALE]

omg you are an idiot that is obvisously tried ketchup what did you eat a hotdog and forget to wipe your mouth

[EthelIzumi]

the vampire always is hidden

[EthelIzumi]

you're not vampire ! ! ! ! ¬¬

[DrigosDailyDitch3D]

NO ..... YOUR FUCKING RETARDED

[Funnygirl10111]

wheres the fangs???

[emobutterfly1997]

i feel sory for hem hes traped on earth forever walking and seeing all hes frends die whal he lives.

[hinatanarutonjei]

wow dat was freakeen DUMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! Boooooooooo :P

[LuxHeartsYouu]

he's just making a fun video ! he knows he not a vampire. and not all vampires have fangs -__- goodness people.....

[kylebear17]

chris hanson get over it

your not a vampire with that fake blood on your face

[AntiGingerUnion]

No fangs? Bullshit. Vamps got themselves some fangs. Vampires are worse bloodsuckers than big business.

[samrocks6]

SHUT THE FUCK UP UR NOT A VAMPIRE KID



[samrocks6]

FAKE



[itofficer02]

Wow people are actually arguing the fact as if vampires really exist!!!  THEY DONT!!!!

[booss2790]

I say fake because 1. a vampire does not reveal his identity 2. a vampire has teeth much longer

 3. you're a noob

[TrevorsIRLvlogs]

all u bitches are STUPID! enough with him not appearing in cams. the reason vamps dont appear in cams is because of the film, its the silver in the emulsion that blurs and fades a vampires image from photographs, theirs no silver and no emulsion in digital cameras meaning that it is very plausible that a vampire can be filmed and photographed, but you sir, are no vampire.

[megnutmeg123]

Lol if real you couldnt appear in cams

[2dboy]

hot vampire at that!

[188gymnast]

haahahhaha xd

[TBagsmith]

I cant take this guy serisly whenhe waers make up...look at hes eyes!! LMAO

[RoleplayAccountOnly]

DX you made me laugh and i dropped my water I hate you XD lol joking but I did drop my water

[SuperFunandcrazy]

@RoleplayAccountOnly lmao i dropped my soda!

[kowmckow9]

you sir are a stupid person because vampires dont show up on camras idiot

[CsniperC]

you are a gay

[Mjbmarch]

Yah rite ur not a vampir every one knows!!!

[DAMARI131]

booo u make me upset screw u :(

[DAMARI131]

no he is not

[iSexiehBish]

WTF ???!!! This Ish The STUPIDEST Thing I've Seen In My Life And I've Seen Some Pretty Gay Shit >.>

[straykitty1998]

wow well this i sinsulting dude, you see him trying not to laugh...

is insulting* i messed up lol

[straykitty1998]

wow well this i sinsulting dude, you see him trying not to laugh...



[starskymoon67853432]

honey,if ur a vampire where's your FANGS