Dwight Howard's "Humanly Impossible" Dunk

[gomaa122]

Yeah im pretty sure all u haters can do this.....surrrrre

[vyceapparel]

humanly impossible? dont think so, this is a walk in the park dwebs

[venuecam]

DH should coach EVERY future comp dunker to make certain we never see another Griffin fake-ass wannabe playground dunk ever again.

David Stern, read this and effin' comply.

[RichHobOmg]

@venuecam Vince Carter vs Dwight Howard showdown!

[venuecam]

You heard it here first. Kenny just quit. Thank CHrist.

[64matthew]

kenny loll i love the commentators more than the dunk lol

[june0024]

Well... Get it right... This is humanly impossible, as Kenny said.. If this is HUMANLY IMPOSSIBLE... Carter's dunks is LOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE... Which makes Carter a god of dunking... O.o

[dalejnc]

@june0024

well, carter isn't human, he is god :)

[XxSwAgOnPoInTxX]

I always try to do day dunk but i can't.

[HEAVYfrigginMETAL]

Kris0203 u cant do anything close to that dunk

[ExstaticHigh]

humanly impossible? What?

[Kris0203]

i dont get it, whats so hard about that? i could do it

[bigboy9511]

Then Blake Griffin happened.......

[lmfao6956]

@bigboy9511 blake: 6'10" 35inch vert, dwight: 6'11" 40inch vert....... naaaahh dwight still da best

[AJAntonsson]

@bigboy9511

Blake was a joke - totally lame!!!

entertaining yes, but McGee outdunked him BIG TIME!!!!!

Griffin is a special, gifted and athletic player.. but his SDC performance should not have won in 2011 AND IS NOWHERE NEAR DWIGHT HOWARD WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!

[dpslager]

Haha! It's humanly possible, I've done that dunk! That's so sweet though! Dwight -3

[Somborac420]

I have only 2 words for that dunk: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

[Chicagobulls5555]

Watch ur head Dwight

[Gorjumba]

like if you would pound this shit out of the girl at 0:23

[gosteelers2177]

@Gorjumba The old woman?!?!? You disgust me

[VANLE3]

he said exactly the same when glen davis missed his open dunk. maybe he is the video game xD

[SmooveDoctor]

DeMar DeRozan did this in high school.

[nnyyaall]

I wish Kenny would just leave.

[MultiBlueBot]

@nnyyaall well you better kill keny :3

[june0024]

@nnyyaall Kenny = Micheal Cole of NBA

[brunoisgaytbaby]

kenny smith always says that hes leaving the building

[chiefsandbeyond]

kenny says the same thing with big baby in the playoffs last year

[WaywardWinds]

haha this really does look like a video game.

[Iwinulost]

I had to re watch the video after seeing that cheerleader...

[LetGoSkateboarding]

Thumbs up if you would dominate the cheerleader at 0:21 !

[cersberus]

Kenny Smith is fucking annoying in these things.

[JohnWallFan2011]

That was an amazingly difficult dunk . Only Dwight " Superman " Howard can do that !

[ahamedBacar]

He is superman il y'a de jolies fillllllllllllles bien équipéeeeeeeeeees aux states

[Xxhomer1304xX]

i could do that with my eyes closed...

[JohnMalcolm]

@Xxhomer1304xX Me too and when I woke up the sheets were all sticky.

[Xxhomer1304xX]

@JohnMalcolm hahahaha lol thats funny xD

[z3idd]

kenny never left the building

[Lefos11]

when i first saw that i thought that it was an easy dunk....then i tried that at a 9ft rim and said wtf!!!

[DaveTheFuckingBrave]

best dunk in the history of the contest

[Adam020494]

TFB ?......awkward.....

[ruijun24]

The girl at 0.21 is soooooooooooooooooo HOT!!!

[slapmyfunkybass]

howard should have dunked it with his deltoids

[ZuvioxArts]

i dont watch basketball hardly, so please tell me what was soo good about this? he jumped he dunked? =/

[MW2LilRamsicHD]

@ZuvioxArts you try that and you'll realise how talented u have to be to do that, also try create your own dunk to do that's never been seen before, that's the harder part.

[KDurantly]

@ZuvioxArts it's really hard to do it,you think it easy? no,it's dam hard.

[ZuvioxArts]

@KDurantly i never said it was easy, i clearly asked why people think that this is so hard to do?

[KDurantly]

@ZuvioxArts because it's really that hard to do it.

[GeniusSelfproclaimed]

hows dwight going to pass the new steroid testing?

[Shojahan]

Fukking Kenny, wait till TNT see that both your championship ring's got Hakeem's name on it, you'll be down to the soup kitchen then cokksukka

[ImmaAidan]

kenny wanna see more crazy shit? watch tfb

[TributeToTesla]

That was a nice dunk!

[chern1172]

Kenny Smith's "Humnaly Impossible" Commentary

[gong2899]

what a nigger

[yomomo100]

Thats possible, hell even i could do it, but first send me a trampoline

[triweeklyllama]

i kept fast forwarding to find the humanly impossible dunk and it never came.

[ImporTz]

Kenny Smith gets good money to talk this kind of bullshit...

[KJERFFF]

I like kenny laugh :D

[Sparksdunno11]

apologies i hadnt finished it yet

[Sparksdunno11]

wat was humanly impossible abo that retard

[thisuserhas]

I have to admit until I saw it in slow motion, I was thinking - WTF was so special about that - fucken brilliant!

[EDYDAMONSTAR]

humanly impossible ? he achieved it how is it impossible, someone needs to learn how to write or comentate shit..

[footlockerjl32]

No worries kenny you can quit you day job!



[Vruxz]

"IUHDAUFHSJFH I'M LEAVING THE BUILDING!!!!!!!" Go....... for the love of god leave the building D:

[TUHNUJUHNU]

not a video game just Dwight Howard

[SnoopDougieDOUG99]

@TUHNUJUHNU Nope, Chuck testa.

[pbfriends]

@SnoopDougieDOUG99 this ain't no 9GAG Noob!!

[SnoopDougieDOUG99]

@pbfriends what ever the fuck that is.....

[18jojoremie]

he's a video game lol

[destiny56100]

kenny smith. please just leave your job and the damn building. farrrr

[joel06]

Say what you like about kenny. But the guy's got some of the most memorable catch phrases ever.

[movebackok]

he probly made it up on the spot while he was up there

[ransomW3]

i dont really watch basketball can somebody tell me what was so good bout that dunk?

[gabrielleung]

@ransomW3 Well you don't watch basketball. I assume you don't play basketball as well. But maybe you could attempt that dunk on your own with a lower rim, then you'll know how difficult it is.

[leighbeegeelong14]

AMAZNG!!!!

[gabrielleung]

@Siliency No that would be ridiculous. Kidd and Howard would make a alley oop highlight every single quarter.

[AllEyesOnMe08]

That was best dunk i seen since vc's windmill and thru the legs!

[gabrielleung]

@AllEyesOnMe08 Really? Andre's dunk from behind the glass was pretty epic. And so was J Rich's alley oop to himself and between the legs.

[AllEyesOnMe08]

@gabrielleung Oh yea those wer sick but VC his dunks no1 ever saw. Jrich did those with every other player doin between the legs. Jrich is the man but this was another dunk i ant never ever seen or thought before.

[gabrielleung]

@AllEyesOnMe08 If he wanted to, I think Dwight could jump high enough to bounce the ball twice off the glass before dunking it.

[AllEyesOnMe08]

@gabrielleung Yea probably. Next contest I wanna see Blake again, Shannon brown given another chance, Paul George from indiana and even tho i hate lebron maybe him, or westbrook or drose. Dunna. Wish air up there was in nba hahaha!

[gabrielleung]

@AllEyesOnMe08 Blake's dunks last time around weren't that original. I think watching him dunk on people is more fun than him doing by himself.

[ShareThaFuck]

Kenny Smith's rant was funny,but incredibly unnececcary

[yamanpaks]

the dunk was nice but my 10 points would go to kenny smith with his commentating

[gabrielleung]

@yamanpaks Thats what makes it special!

[gabrielleung]

@yamanpaks Kenny is a must have during All-Star weekend.

[KEVIN31881]

wow

[riachu4thunder]

well, its orlando MAGIC lol

[ilovetmacful]

what city cheerleaders is this?

[QTownRicho96]

Well if Dwight has 2 of the top 5, then MJ must have the others

[Almostblue27]

0:21 AW HELL YEAH!

[tobsk2011]

"have you ever seen that magic?"

"ey never theen dat"

fuck i love magic

[TheSilentprotector1]

Hey if he quit his job could I have it ?

[dman88131]

amazing absolutly amazing

[ImmaAidan]

kenny just had a baby

[awaylabel]

Kenny Smith always says that he will leave the building

[Samwerly]

cheerleader at 21 seconds sucked his dick for sure

[henryford14]

dwight can say pika-boo 5 times to the rim while on air and dunk a ball

[benderra]

ahahaha I love Kenny smith

[Petawawa8]

Kenny Smith can go ahead and shut the fuck up.

[gabrielleung]

@Petawawa8 Well you can always mute the volume if you hate him so much. And I'd like to see you do a better job of being a commentator.

[Petawawa8]

@gabrielleung I couldn't tell you whether or not I'd be a better commentator, but I can guarantee I wouldn't repeat the same line more than five times in a row cause i can't think of anything else to say. He's a great analyst, but I'd rather he wasn't involved with the dunk contests. If you're gonna say ''I'm leaving the building'' over and over, you better actually leave. The point has been made. 

[gabrielleung]

@Petawawa8 The ridiculousness of how he keeps saying "I'm leaving the building" or "I'm quitting my job" is what makes the guy entertaining. And the way he exaggerates things is also something people enjoy. Remember how he ranted about the superman dunk? "superman is in the house!" "he jumped so high he just threw it in!" Yeah it's stupid if you think about it, but it's damm funny.

Think about it, it's a freakin dunk contest. You can't really analyze individual dunks.

[gabrielleung]

@Petawawa8 But I do respect your opinion. Everyone's different right?

[Petawawa8]

@gabrielleung Alright, watching it again, it's not as bad as i made it seem. I just carried over the hard feelings from how he promoted Blake Griffin at the last dunk contest. The way he dismissed everybody and overplayed everything Griffin did got to me. But yeah, in retrospect, this wasn't that bad. But he does need a new catchphrase.

[gabrielleung]

@Petawawa8 You can do the same as well.

[GeniusSelfproclaimed]

I was going to make a comment saying that it is humanly possible since he just did it, but than I factored in all the steroids and growth hormons he's probably taken (meaning he's not really human, but something made from science).

[gabrielleung]

@GeniusSelfproclaimed So you're a self proclaimed expert on steroid use now. A guy gets ripped and you somehow automatically know he's on growth hormones. Hmm, you must know his personal trainers, right?

[iloveGabo]

nba dunk contest.... most stupid competition ever

U.S. ppl really dont know sh1t about sports, they make everything like a show or a movie, putting music in clutch moments and stuff like that so they can feel the emotion, LOL.

[JruHoliday]

@iloveGabo : This coming from a person whose national sport involves two fat guys wearing something resembling a thong pushing each other out of a circle... but of course, you're Chinese in which case, fuck off and do some fractions!

[gabrielleung]

@JruHoliday ??? Sumo wrestlers are from Japan

[JruHoliday]

@iloveGabo : Shit, even worse... your a SOCCER NATION!!!

[iloveGabo]

@JruHoliday and i`m proud of that :)

[gabrielleung]

@iloveGabo it's not a competition retard. it's just guys dunking a ball.

[sttil001]

What the hell is so special about that?? is that a difficult thing to do if you're an nba player?

[gabrielleung]

@sttil001 Yeah of course it's damm difficult. Do you even play basketball?? Try doing that with a layup.

[samdrum08]

If he ended with a honeydip... damn

[iammarwanyo]

either hes not human, or its not humanly impossible.

[gabrielleung]

@iammarwanyo it's an exaggeration

[23chrisfm]

wtf is all that the STANDARDS ARE CHANGED ABOUT? he pushes it and then he dunks it in. and?

[Mr1chris5]

ive only seen dunks like that in a video ga.. NO I HAVENT EVEN SEEN THAT IN A VIDEO GAME lmao

[henryford14]

watching this is way better than porn...damn he just made it like a cumshot that the announcers scream for more...hahaha

[perthrock1]

really thats not that good honestly. i can do that on my lil ring outside. but before u judge compare the ratio of height . its quite the same.

[gabrielleung]

@perthrock1 it's cool because it's creative.

[anoriginalname397]

"he's got two dunks in top five history" ya but unfortunately his dunks aren't in the top 10s from the NBA. I think he deserves it.

[devidia]

how is it humanly impossible when a human just did it? damn these american commentators are such shit. overexaggerating everything

[ElodyTamTam]

@devidia My thoughts exactly.

[iiSeddy]

@devidia and you can't take a joke you retard.

[gabrielleung]

@devidia yeah the exaggeration is what makes it funny. or do you take ever little thing literally

[devidia]

@gabrielleung nope i don't, i just don't like kenny smith

[dabemar]

TFB can do that with their dicks!!!

[GrooveT21]

I never saw Kenny Smith "leaving the building"

[xstormiezx]

I cant even do that on a video game.

[rjaykyo03]

i will not fuck the cheerleader... but the cheerleaderS

[instantnoodler1]

@rjaykyo03 amen to that.

[JuzUrGero]

Howard + Kobe = humanly impossible to beat duo

Come to Lakers Dwight!

[jayjoetube14]

@Siliency

that's nba'ly impossible

[jayjoetube14]

blake griffin made 27 accounts

[AdjustTo]

i dont get it....

how is this "Humanly impossible" ???

From what i know Dwight is pretty much a human, RIGHT ?

[SosChilla]

He's human. He did it. Humanly possible.

[Conner23053]

That was nice!

[powerful08]

he stole tht demar derozan

[venuecam]

That guy on the steadicam should've been briefed how to film that dunk.

[westwarrior11]

How many times has that guy "left the building"?

[imilianJ]

how many times does kenny smith "leave the building" in the dunk contest mann!

[linsi879]

wheres the style? wheres the grace? cool dunk but i wouldnt go nuts for it.

[MrTheGreatOne41]

Why is it that everyone always hits themselves when they dunk

[imafeckingredneck]

kenny smith you're a fucking tool, do us all a favour and actually quit.

[FlyestAsianBaller]

Commentor: I'M LEAVING THE BUILDING! I QUIT MY JOB!

...Sure, go ahead.

[randomenzo]

@FlyestAsianBaller haha

[magerhein]

@FlyestAsianBaller that's kenny smith! recognize

[MrCrossEmUp]

head above the rim, nbd.

[coscho2008]

It was a good dunk, but the coment guy exagerated A LOT

[valin771]

Whats the better highlight of this video? The Cheerleader at 0:21 or the Dunk? My vote goes to the the cheerleader

[EastLosBaller323]

IDK if people ever notice but dwight howard has like a 40inch or 35inch vert

[logan909100]

y do basketball players touch each others ass is it some secret fetish they only share with each other?! 

[narutocursemark]

@logan909100 Its not just basketball. Its a sports thing saying, Good Job. or Nice Try. Or mayb, Hey im gay.

[sp33dyize]

apparently Dwight Howard is not human

[MultiAndrew159]

humanly impossible dwight howard isnt human so there for he can do that

[RanDOMDUde5501]

why is that so special??????

[SmooveDoctor]

@RanDOMDUde5501 He hit it off the backboard. I've seen it once before.

[RanDOMDUde5501]

@SmooveDoctor but its not that special even if he did hit it off the backboard.

[MrExit15]

@RanDOMDUde5501 b/c you cant do it

[nancydrew5]

They are getting so 'creatuv' lolol

[FlyestAsianBaller]

Kenny Smith having the biggest orgasm of his life!

[wadewallace33]

charles barkley is legit pissed when he says r u kidding me