DANCE BATTLE! (LazyVlog 09-30-10

[HurriShane00]

I like vid for Weiner :)

[yourfavegirl]

is it bad that every time the trailer for the devil inside i turn off the valume and scroll down and read every ones comments:)

[IamRcoburn]

Uploaded on my birthday... last year

[alysianoel]

Toby, how are you so perfect?

[reaper1135]

you should be the one in the leech and the dog taking u out for a wake

[TehBarnacle]

I wish you had more channels.

[Assassinscreed625]

delete some of ur friends im a epic halo player

[Assassinscreed625]

it means east

[DEATHMONKEYCAT]

it means bless your face

[BigNick071]

I'm trying to weiner off.

[theGreenteacup]

I'll party in your mouth Toby ;D

[shadowar1124]

toby i think that van wanted to offer you some free candy

[InfiniteTestings]

TOBUSCUS!

[kriz114]

10 peoples feet were getting hot on the black asfalt D:

[jessiefails]

The hieroglyphics on the ground say "Kassem G was here" ;) I apologise, that was bad.

[Jediknight846]

You are HILARIOUS!

[FiZZBANGWHAM]

I keep subscribing and unsubscribing from machinima... like Toby said, the 100 videos a day thing is a little off-putting.

[soarenhigh]

toby..I'm liking it for you

[skykid720]

cool im viewer number 23,000

[jesus11c]

i peeed on that ground too

[jesus11c]

weiner

[MrKyleSchick]

that car had a nice cam

[nitecrwlr100]

I had a teacher that said 'matoor' it made class alot funnier

[mypupismup]

You said you would like this video, but I favorited it XDDD

An exceptional vlog Toby.

[ShynobiPwnz]

You forgot the closing bracket beside the date in the title tob.

[mrjaygrizlley]

huuu i gues some people just dont like weiners

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

it's not my asphault it's my ass fault? XD

[nevaeh104]

Honestly...I think it means there's an electrical (E) line right there :) I'm an architect, not a civil engineer, but that's what I'd assume it was!

[rugbart11]

nine people don't like gypsies.

[Beccapoliceclub]

I'm starting to recognise certain landmarks in toby's area....

[Tiki362]

9 people are matoor

[gottaseethis]

white ass vault?

[TheHalfofHannah]

There was some yellowness!

[MoonLiteWolfPro]

Machinima needs to upload your videos. They're watchable. I was already a fan of Machinima until they started showing unfunny videos on their channel...but you can make it cool again!!

[beta331]

@MoonLiteWolfPro they are

[MoonLiteWolfPro]

@beta331 thank you... >_>

I was just agreeing with what he said

[bubblywums]

I just said weiner!

[darkkite23]

phallic- penis shaped.

i.e. cucumbers, hot dogs, dildos.

[ShadowPicturesJay]

It siad "Toby Turner can tie his shoes with his feet."

[fenellaevangela]

My father regularly pronounces "mature" that way, but always says "Victor mature" right afterwards. I'm sure that this is a reference to . . . something.

[DragonsRule02]

Its not my fault, its my asphalt D:

I love your vlogs, Toby- you make my day :'D <3

[spidermanwar4]

Tobys Racist always wantin to walk on the white side of the asphalt

[drivermini]

9 people don't have wieners

[TriippyHiippy]

The At&t van is a Rape Van he was looking at you :O

[Commentwriterable]

It means Toby is awesome!!!

[Commentwriterable]

It means Toby is awesome!!!! :)

[hacksawdwyer]

Toby its a compass that points EAST

[QazJer]

"its not my fault, its my ass-fault(asphalt)"

[ministermundain]

dont worry toby, i liked it for you. twice

[Zdude73]

Imatour

[Platypie9]

I think its somebody's drawing of a Halo gravity hammer...which is my all-time favorite weapon on Halo. I always love to steal it from the Brutes and kill them all while I am laughing maniacally...

[LeKioskMusic]

You referred to the audience in the second person! Nice.

[contropropongono]

It's a sign from subject 16...

[burnster2112]

8 people dont have brains, just ugly, ugly faces

[asimplecadence]

TOBY TURNER, YOU ARE SUCH AN ENTP!

[gdarrowood]

It means 42.

[Perrks]

''Oh lololololol.''

[Alfourthousand]

Cats! Im a kitty cat. And i Dance dance dance and i dance dance dance

Also i love it when you say Gypsor!

[rionhunter]

"Let's get the hell forward."

[mikeyzlatkin]

you never take falcor to walk!

[TheEightiesChick]

I don't understand why I don't ever see, "ZOOOMMGGGGG, TOBY IS SOOOO HAAWWWTTTT!!!!" all the time. So allow me.... You be a sexy boy, TobeZZZz! :D

[ThrowingItAway]

Toby it means there's under ground electrical right there,.....

[sorryXDbarefeet]

Racist asphalt behavior.

[bdb2010]

@sorryXDbarefeet was thinking the same damn thing.

next week on Oprah...

[Kinkyilu]

Dude i bet ur blood tastes like coffee O_o

[TheHaddy95]

@Kinkyilu Thats a fucked up thing to say!

[qwertyjulz1]

Wheres our tron interview Tobz?

My high hopes are dwindling...

[RockTheMoat]

@qwertyjulz1 It was on LTA a few days ago I believe.

[MsTrisana]

Hobo sign.

[xkimx80]

my economics teacher says "mature" exactly like that all the time! its like , shes trying to be more mature than the kids in the class, but at least we speak english correctly!

[sabbz103]

your dog is such an adorable asshole hahahaah

[Ledrey]

Rofl, you just said weener!

[Panzervagon]

It could have been that you were on sh*t tons of caffeine when you were playing halo decently.

As it happens, caffeine replaces a chemical in your brain that tells you to be tired, it doesn't just get you 'wired' . . . That rhymes. Awesome. But yeah, caffeine replaces said chemical so well that it fills up your 'sleep' chemical receptors, however it's not the exact makeup of that chemical, so it just fills up your 'sleep buttons', anddisallowsanyoftheactualchem­icalfromenteringyourbrainnospa­ceFF

[xXDarkOraXx]

is it okay to have a crush on you? D:

[sabbz103]

@xXDarkOraXx no because i do!

[Masterxhero]

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness then Gypszaur!

[somerandom63]

TOBY!! YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE BRACKETS IN THE TITLE!!! THE WORDS ARE ESCAPING!!! D:

[VashTheWaterbender]

@somerandom63 XD

[eisforevannn]

@somerandom63 You mean parentheses?

[Zdude73]

@somerandom63 It's the laziest vlog ever. Who needs to close it?

[Neilsman77]

Make another literal trailer or soon you will always speak with a lips and never get the ladies... not that you do already.

[Neilsman77]

@Neilsman77 lisp

[Neilsman77]

Make another literal trailer or soon you will always speak with a lips and never get the ladies... not that you do already.

[arielleferre]

Love Toby Turner =)

[hill506]

OMG i want to see ur gamertag, but at the same time.... if u post it the list would just fill up within a day

[msmiley94]

@hill506 Tobuscus is his gamertag

[wolf626]

your dancing will be a dance revolution... zing :P

[11xxLilyxx11]

lolololololololol weenher= weiner

[thatsumoguy]

one day youre gonna have to film yourself getting coffee...

[widster466]

tere are 8 dicks in the world hmmmm

[TheMicach]

lol party in your mouth

[BradleycBird]

Who clicked like when toby said "boop"?

[mrjimmythebean]

toby whats your xbox live tag plz

[MeJustAgain]

it means theres a gas pipe that runs through there.

[dwightxschrute]

its not my fault its my asphalt.. lmao that was hilarious.

[piaque]

it said go f*ck yourself, and film it, post in on a porn site

just to look clean

[TheWillsono]

if i sub machinima i will never get notifie when you uploads a new lazyest vlog series ever ):

[MrLovelySpuds]

it says"please make more videos on TOBUSCUS"

[doorht]

look out Toby! The AT&T guy is gunna try to sue you like the Geek Squad guy tried to sue Nalts!!

[lazyhead123]

penis

[Geekproductions]

He said WEINER! *Likes* : D

[IamPBnJ]

ik this is the lazeist vlog but u should fo one where all kinds of crazy things happen that are staged and maybe with other vlogers idk think about

[card969]

I want a tobuscus shirt but i dont want to pay for it cause im broke:(

[idiotleboy]

jeez toby. close the brackets of your title....i'm joking! i love you really. what? you don't love me. :O...oh you do thank god. :3

[MatthewTheStingray]

That hyroglyph means "Hey Audience!!!!!"

[BenMale1]

It means: Im afraid your time will end soon... prepare yourself for the end...

[SirDrJones]

Toby...bahahahah you're just riduclous. We all know that you know what a phallic is!

[nattyp94]

HEHE he said it was his asses fault...

[KaleDavid]

Yes... very Phallic. Lol

[Nchamay]

Liked for wieners

[RappaBitch]

ITS A GLYPH!!!

[Jmaries14]

Fallic means it looks like a penis!!! XD hooray for penis-like objects!

[fAeRiEdAhL]

Most dogs are unaware of their owners nuttiness, but I think Gypsy may be aware. I love the look she gives you when she actually takes the effort to look.

[CPTG0dK1lleR]

dude u dun know how to walk a dog gypsy is supposed to fall behind you not lead you

[SixStringsofSteel]

@CPTG0dK1lleR

Dude, you don't know how to speak English.

[CPTG0dK1lleR]

@SixStringsofSteel its the internet as long as people get me it wouldnt matter fucking nerdy ass cunt

[Retillias]

@CPTG0dK1lleR Totally not relevant to the video at all, but I disagree with your comment. Dogs gain no benefit from dawdling behind their owners. They have to walk faster, to stop them from being lazy

[MrZeps]

@SixStringsofSteel its internet nobody can..

[UKzZMaDDoGGz]

gypsy u dnt no were thts been well its been on the ground

[skullsmasher16]

i gess it means a pipe is going east so they dont hit it

[Kleptako]

its not my fault, its my ass-falt:)

[GreenWishi]

It said "Toby make another Literal Trailer".

[owenboen67]

@GreenWishi or toby make another sequel to candy planet.

[awkwardmaniacs]

INTRO OF DARKNESS THE REDNESS THE YELLOWNESS THEN WHITENESS THEN GYPSOH!!!

[hughjarse1337]

wiener lolololololol

[Thyunda]

...for a good while there I was under the impression that you wanted us to explain what phallic meant.

[LegendarySandBird]

the 'glyph means:

'Toby....... Kill Justin Bieber.......'

Honest.

[conjuresythe3]

i think it meant west

[04aEEPP]

haha ass-fault!

[xXjuniorplaya97Xx]

It means '' Toby turner should make a vlog using only your gay voice.''

You should obey the Egyptians 'cause they know where you live.

True story.

[Y0shi228]

I say good lord all the time now after watching your videos

[TobuscusesBiggestFan]

@Y0shi228 i keep saying awesome, shut up, and stuff now :L

[TheAdamocovicProject]

toby you win this round, but we the audience will eventually win one game of hide and seek

[ronweasleysfan]

@TheAdamocovicProject I know right? Why do we ALWAYS lose?? I think we need to find a better hiding place.

[TheAdamocovicProject]

@ronweasleysfan yup have to work on that

[sanchez2673]

@TheAdamocovicProject funny if he actually just made a video of us looking at something with his voice in the background going "AUDIENCE!? AUDIENCE WHERE ARE YOU??" like 2-3 minutes :)

[TheAdamocovicProject]

@sanchez2673 ha yeh he should do that

[SLOW13J]

the hyrogliff says that you aren't suppose to look at it... oh wait.. you failed D:

[BamiBoi]

Hey toby,

are you gonna make some 'Toby sucks at Blackops' videos?

If so, i love you.

And if you believe me, then it is true!

[Laurakbp1992]

"it's not my fault, it's my asphalt." lmao

[donknykong]

like totally honest

[evan1855]

water main running in that direction

[zenoDARC]

Toby im gonna have to aks you to NOT be so funny becuase i watch your videos when im at work and im good at holding in my laugh but i cant help but smile so it looks wierd to other people around me when im smilling for no apparent reason XD

[js091402]

That marking is to mark the location of an underground electric power line, cable, conduit and/or lighting cables.

[Hyd3Hid3]

I now wear a turquoise shirt every thursday.

[drgnballz]

I lol'd when you went "It's my asphault".

I like these videos too much. :(

[adevilonmyshoulder]

Those hieroglyphics are part of a set. Collect them all and you'll learn how to raise people from the dead. Create an army of zombies to run around singing your subscribe jingle and you know...eat people. whatever :P

[boysieboy93]

"dog dont hold me up, ive got circles to walk round" :')

[randomvidwatcher]

what is that word that toby used when he said "weinher off"??

[marshy115]

@randomvidwatcher To wein someone is to try get them to cut back on something. As Toby said, Coffee :)

[Juhace]

saxefone king

[j89051]

Dogs pant with their tongue out when hot since they have no pores to sweat from poor dogs.

[kanimaru13]

i was drinking coffee the entire time ... is that win?

[ianlebeau]

I liked because of "wiener" :)

[straps6661]

i love how you say audience instead of you guys or whatever

every vlog starts with some random question from you what we "the audience"are doing or looking at or what ever

so original love it

[Thermometer80]

Hahaha I lololololol'ed at the assfault part :P

[LadyPomagranite]

It's a party in your mouth! ;)

[DreamAFever]

"It's not my fault it's my asphalt!" Omg.

[PSYCHODORA2]

it is now pronounced , "Thurquoise"

[theblackdevil09]

I keep calling my dog Gipzor!

[jwaskelis]

The glyph leads to the Stargate.

[Clouds101]

lolololololol

[cezrulez]

liked for wiener!

[w3stwood]

it prob means that an electricity line goes in that directon under the pavement. Im just guessing tho

[jazmella]

lol. Your laugh gets me all the time. Too cute, Tobster.

[BODNERRRR]

its not jigsaw! It's gipso!

[reccirunescape]

Gipz0r!

[simonruane]

what is machinima?

[NotoHaters0]

No no no..Not Machinima...Please...

[muffin8or]

intro of darkness then redness then yellowness then jigsaw!