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  • I'd go back to a time a long long time ago to where i can kill the scourge Jar Jar Binks (or Omaha Beach June 6th, 1944, i love history)

  • yo black nerd is a lefty!!

  • Yo Mamma

  • 2:52 your welcome America.

  • go to portland! its all there buddy!

  • Hehe we shold all travel with the time capsule and time gate from the girl from tomorrow

  • Black to the Future

  • Catch a t-rex

  • ''if youre black you dont want to go to far back in time...'' hahaha and i like how you said 80s and or 90s throughout teh whole vid! :)

  • if i had i time machine,i would go to the 50's with a copy of star wars and show it to some kid and be all like "This is what happened when you didn't go to school,you have ended the world. and just lol at his response X3

  • if I went back Id just get a regular job cos those existed then, and just watch awesome tv. listen to sickass pop music, smell the 80s hairspray, eat the great candy and generally be happy.

  • tru dat. 1997 onwards has been fairly appalling. 1978-1996 is pretty damn fine.

  • if I had a time Machine I'd go back to the 80's to yell at Rufus for giving Bill and ted a machine that ripped off Dr. Who's phone booth concept. ..... then I'd go back to the early 70's buy a bunch of muscle cars stored in a safe location and sell them in present day for mass profit while keeping a few for myself XP

  • Did you forget that is just a simple theory of time travel there is no proof that you change the future.

    A. you create a alternate timeline

    B. you change the future and thats the permanent future

    C.everything stays the same because that was supose to happen

  • Doctor Who?

  • "It's hard to tell you've teleported to to the 80 and or 90's when all you own is form theh 80's and or 90's" HILARIOUS

  • You've got a time machine

    I've got a gun

    What the hell...let's kill Hitler

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  • kill justin beiber

    made bush never president save 2pac

    killed hitler

    make the bills win that damn super bowl

  • SUBSCRIBED!! DrWho is awsome! and I heart the 90's n' 80's!!!!

    I really like the collection of radical stuff in yer background! NICE :3

  • I SAW YOU IN A CAR FAX COMMERCIAL

  • next episode is tommorow

  • Sorry,meant 2000's.

  • I'd invest in Apple and play Dark Cloud with my stepbro. Good times,good times.

  • The 200's weren't that bad! Aside from '01 (9/11. Need I say more?). Or '03,the year my stepdad died. Or the year Toonami was cancelled. T_T I think I made myself depressed....jk

  • Nice effects. What program do you use?

  • I'd Make Nintendo Delay the Nintendo 64 so Star Fox 2 Would be made

  • i wud shoot the first bieber

  • @fatalisslayer123 Wow you could actually save the world

  • I would prevent Rebecca Black.

  • Fish custard

  • "if you're black ou don't wanna go too far back in time" lmao

  • i would travel back and keep Hitler alive, create Family Guy and then i would keep John Lennon and give George Harrison Chimotherapy

  • @999MadMatt WHY WOULD YOU KEEP HITLER ALIVE?

  • @madbar4lifexo so i could kill him myself! >:D

  • @999MadMatt okay :)

  • @madbar4lifexo LOL i can speak German but im not a Nazi

  • @999MadMatt I'm jewish but I can't even read hebrew that well-nevermind understand it!

  • @madbar4lifexo hewbrew and jewish r different one believes Jesus is the Messaiah and one dosnt, its weird cause Christianity came out of the Hewbrews kinda tricky... u should watch The Ten Commandments its 4 hours long but it explains it :)

  • @999MadMatt That awkward moment when you know more about judaism than I do. I know though I hate how ignorant some people are abut being anti semitic when for the most part, their ancestors are jewish. And when people were like "Jesus hates jews!" Jesus was a jew dumbass! He didn't decide to create christianity, nor did he go against jews! And that's only IF jesus was real.

  • @madbar4lifexo LOL see thats what i mean! haha ima pretty intelegent Black guy in my opinion XD

  • @999MadMatt you seem pretty intelligent!

  • @madbar4lifexo haha

  • If I had a time machine, I'd go back to when Bill Gates first started Microsoft, and kick him in the balls!

  • I would go back and get a gamecube instead of an xbox

  • if i had a time machine i would make the 2000s be like the 80s and or 90s (2 tired to make something up)

  • I would go back in time and watch Peyo creating smurf comics!!!

  • I'd go back to the 80s of course! and play the NES :D and saying AWESOME RADICAL!

  • Geek humour :D

  • if i had a time machine i would go back to the 80/90, because i was never even born yet, else i chage it so i am never bron

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  • go back and kill hitler

  • If I had a time machine, I would go back to Haiti or Japan and clear the places before their devastation.

  • haha rivers amys daughter

  • i would go back in time with all my smarts and take advantage of those times when i was too innocent and didnt know what love making was

  • I once went back in time to 1993 when the super nintendo was the best. I told everyone that the nintendo 64 was coming out and they were like: "Yeah, totally... games won't be 3D for a long time dude."

    When 1996 came rolling around they all paid me a large sum of cash because I bet that it would come out. They were astonished. But they had no idea... "Windows 95 is the best OS ever!" <-- Commerical Me: "Try windows 7 ha ha ha!"

    So basically I told everyone about the near future tech!

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  • You kind of just made my life...

  • It would have been making more sense if Andre said ''Andrea" when he was name called in the past. because in one of his first videos he said that he was called ''Andrea'' when he was in school.

  • I love your phone! Is it a Bakelite? :)

  • travels back to the 1780'sand/or 1790's

    "the hell's a slave doing out free?"

    "FUUUUUU"

  • "When your black you don't wanna go to far back in time" lol True.  Very True.

  • SPACEBARZZZARE4NOOOBZZZZ

    

  • OMG NO WANDER BEIBER AND MILI SYRUS AND JUST BIEBER SUCK THERE YOUR KIDS ~.~ I NEW IT *STONE THE BLACK NERD FOR SPWNING BIEBER..!!!

  • wrong doc and marty are the best time travelers

  • I tried to make a potato clock and went five minutes into the future.

  • I know what you mean by "Too far back" Yes I'm a black nerd too.

  • i would watch this video again because it was most hilarious the first time

  • Thatguywiththeglasses needs to acquire this guy NOW.

  • Ug Boots ahahahah. What are your thoughts on the psn Black Nerd? It is still down and forcing you guys to go outside and play. WHAT!?!?!?!?

  • Roger Klotz FTW!

  • Congrats Blacknerd with 10,000 subbies ((((:

  • Go back and never that girl I like her

  • Most people would make Beibers parents wear a condom... I HOWEVER would write a list of mistakes not to make in life, hand it to my past self and I'd throw in a few ideas that hadnt been invented yet, ch-ching $_$

  • the REAL DR.WHO!!!!!! ruled watched it on pbs on grandmas tv at midnight in like 84 86?

  • you just won a thousand cool points for knowing what doctor who is... feel proud, DR.WHO 4 LIFE!!!

  • I'de go back to the time o the titanic and tell the creators to add more lifeboats.

  • I'd buy all the copies of Action Comics Issue #1

  • kill the Bieber family ....

  • kill the doctor and that slut amy pond

  • haha! nerds are cool now!

  • why do saturday morning cartoons not exist anymore??? when are we going to have a revolution to get them back? please! someone! bring them back!!

  • What's a SIDRAT?

  • LMAO AT ANDRE'S LAUGH AT THE END & WHEN HE SAID ''GEEK HUMOR'' LOL XD

  • I LOVE THIS ANDRE IS SO FUNNY LOL XD

  • LMAO YOUR AWESOME Andre :)

  • I thought you were going to have your fish sandwich with custard in honor of the Eleventh Doctor...but "Tardis sauce" was funny too. ;)

  • i saw him in a car fax commercial !

    (lol i think)

  • the early 2000s had Saturday morning cartoons Foxbox and Wb kids

  • if i had a time machine i would go back and stop myself from watching this video

    jk.

  • if I can time travel i will make Mr and Mrs beaver were a condom for the sake of humanity. thumps up

  • I would go back in time when Justin Bieber was 12 (my age) and become good friends with him that way I could make videos with him and we would both become famous and later he would date Selena Gomez I would meet her Selena would show me to Demi Lovato and I would do a song with Demi!

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  • A Doctor Who fish sandwich would be with extra custard

  • I'd watch all of the new Doctor Who and then go back and spoil it for every one! YAY

  • Your laugh xD "Geek humor!"

  • 8 people are not funny like blacknerdcomedy

  • To the mid 70's. Go-Go boots and mini skirts!

    I wasn't around then, so I think it would be fun.

  • I just saw you in a Car Fax commercial...You were trying to sell someone a crappy car!

  • If I had a time machine, I'd quickly destroy it because I know it'd be too tempting to use, it'd probably fall into the wrong hands, and something would go wrong. Something ALWAYS goes wrong with time travel.

  • i need a time traveling machine so i can travel to the future

  • oh schnitzel, i time traveled and didnt even know it lol

  • I laughed so hard when I heard the Roger line from Doug. You're hilarious!

  • @sonicbluezelda YES!!!!!!!!!! You win +1000 Cool Points for catching that reference!

  • @BlackNerdComedy

    Personally, I'd have loved to have been born on January 1st, 1920 and I'd die on December 31st, 1999. That way, I won't have to live in nameless 1900s and 1910s, or nameless 2000s and 2010s, only 20s 30s 40s 50s 60s 70s 80s 90s with the names.

  • @BlackNerdComedy I am a white european colonial assho*** this is awsome.

  • [dramatic]My...god! What have you done?[/dramatic]

    You should contract your promotional techniques; I'm almost certainly not going to miss Dr. Who now. ;-)

  • i'd go back to when nickelodean, cartoon network and disney channel still had mostly good shows

  • Ummmm did I just see you in a Subway comercial?

  • @Ericdraven75028 Yes, I did do a Subway commercial! When did you see it? How long ago?

  • @BlackNerdComedy Saw it a few days ago where you were falling through the boardwalk? I think, but I was omg thats Blacknerd hell yeah subway

  • @BlackNerdComedy I saw the commercial about a hour ago....watching Wrestling.....

  • the tardis is a phone box

  • oh andre, you're so adorable! - if i had a time machine, i would go back to the day when my older sister burped on my cupcake before I ate it, because man, a billion years later, I'm still mad about that. : D

  • i would buy pokemon yellow

  • If I had a had a time machine, I would go to prehistoric time and draw smurfs all over cave paintings!!!

  • of i had a time machine i would officially make david tennant doctor forever! i don't know how, but believe me, i would make it happen!

  • I sawblack nerd on tv

  • @iLazyNinja133 Whaaaa????

  • @BlackNerdComedy in a commercial you fell througha board walk while you were eating

  • @iLazyNinja133 cool

  • If i had a time machine, i would travel back to a period in prehistory. I want to see Atlantis and discover if it laid outside and within sight of the westernmost shores of southern spain. Oh and i would like to see Jesus and Mary. I'd bring a digi cam to take evidence.

  • Maaaaaannnnnn, if i had a time machine, i'd trave to 1988 and steal back the shoe box full of smurfs that my mom gave away to my STEP dad's nephew. Can you believe that crap!? My own mother man. It happened when i was in school for the day. Thats some traumatic shit right there. I would also buy back all my old Justice League comics from my younger self just before i sold it to a used books and magazines store. Problem solved.

  • If I had a time machine, I would go to the year 1910 because most things I own are from that era and I could drink, drive, work, smoke, and shoot all without any trouble by the authorities.

  • If I had a time machine,I would also go back to the 90s,it just sounds so cool as I can't remember my babyhood.I'd miss some of the present time games though like the Wii and DS...and I'd probably get bullied...but a nerds gotta do what a nerds gotta do!

  • ifihadatimemachine i would go back when michael jackson was in and when power rangers wasnt crappy

  • If Ihad a time machine, I'd eat a pizza and ten go back in time to eat it again...

  • Very funny. I am a proud African-American nerd. I luv anything sci-fi and technology.

  • @Drrck11 Pleasure meeting a fellow black nerd... glad you found my channel!

  • Everyone, thank you all so much for showing love for this video. It's rare an opportunity like comes along to a "C-Level" YouTuber so I appreciate your support and understanding. No matter what, I will always make my videos funny, silly and true to me. That never changes, no matter what... okay, now that we've pushed the giant elephant out of the room, enjoy my videos cause more's coming soon!

  • @klonoa0100 Oh yeh, it was good times. I'd go back and experience it more myself. I was such a Nintendo fanboy, I didn't give Genesis or PlayStation the love it deserved in its early days. I think if I would have, I would be a more well-rounded gamer... instead of just well-rounded ha ha!

  • travel abou 300 years in the future...earth is boring

  • I'd travel back 5 years and start my YouTube channel in 2006! Waiting to build an audience takes forever!!! :D

  • @CreatedByBrett Yes, while I did some things right with YouTube starting out, I think I wouldn't be "C-Level" if I knew then what I know now :)

  • "I got paid son" ^_^ lol i love it

  • haha funny stuff man!

  • I would travel to the 90s! Why? Because I would see Blink-182 at their prime, and no one would think I'm weird for listening to music from the 90s.

  • @SumGCFan41 I don't think you're weird at all... you can listen to all the 90's music you want around me :)

  • @BlackNerdComedy Haha yay :D

  • dr. who promo? you sellin out but i'm not mad, get your money andre! hustle hard!

  • look who's finally coming out of the closet

    

  • @HoboxXxduck BAZINGA!

  • Saturday morning cartoons!

  • @MrCadfael I know, I miss them so much! Glory days of television.

  • I would go back and take over 4Kids that why SOME good anime could come on

  • I would live my life all over again. I'm that awesome.

  • I loved doctor who...but they stop airing it at good time.in other words not 2am. And I only saw like 8 episodes.

  • "I DID IT!! MY ROOM LOOKS.....exactly the same" LMAO if i had a time machine I'd say screw the past, the past sucks. TAKE ME TO THE FUTURE!!!!

  • @proteuseffects I dunno, at this point, the future's looking pretty screwed too, ha ha ha!

  • I would go bakc in time to just before Isaac Newton discovered gravity - I would sit in a tree outside his hosue and throw apples at him - that'l teahc him for making me learn the same stupid story about how he discovered gravity 7 years straight

  • slap people in the faces and then go back in time like it never happened....

    am i alone?

  • You're like the young version of Goldie Wilson. You're gonna be mayor! I'm really looking forward to the hoverboard to come out...just 3 and a half years away!

  • @Mr96tears AWESOME Back to the Future reference!

  • OMG ITS APRIL 16 I JUST TIMETRAVILED

  • @Jessemichaelthe1st TARDIS!!!

  • THANK YOU!

    i would do the same thing as you.

    i can't stand anything in the 2000's-now. The music is shitty today, the movie's are remakes or have really bad plot lines and i could go on! i may have been born in the mid 90's but i know the 80's and 90's would be a wonderful time to live in!

  • @MissVampped Oh yeah, seeing movies in their original form is quite fun. I think I would watch more movies if I was back in the 80s :)

  • @BlackNerdComedy AGREED!

  • I love that people are doing Dr. Who stuff! :)

  • To be honest... i would travel back to where my parents werent devorced.. good times :)

    Oh well... awesome video man! :D

  • You know the character's called The Doctor, right? Peter Cushing's the only guy who ever played as "Doctor Who".

  • @CodenameJD I know, I meant to say show, not person... I'm such a n00b :)

  • @BlackNerdComedy Well, you can't help it, you're American, of course you wouldn't get our sophisticated British wit ;) Maybe they'll do an American remake...of course, if they do £50 says they give him a gun.

  • If I had a time machine I would learn all of Paula Abdul's dance moves, then go back to the time the neighborhood kids caught me dancing in the living room to her on MTV (ya know when they played music)...and yes I danced like a little white girl.

  • @becksbet I would love to see you do some Paula Abdul dances... can I be your MC Skat Kat? :)

  • @BlackNerdComedy Freakin' A right you can!

  • @BlackNerdComedy Andre, they cancelled Sym-bionic Titan. I am outraged. Please lead a fan movement for the return of the show.

  • @WASTELANDelf Or go back in time and save the show! :) Sorry about that, dude - many a show I have loved have also hit the cancellation block

  • LOL!!! Hilarious! i will post this on my facebook lol. I said that all the time, I really hate the 2000s lol

  • @Damadehierro89 Thanks for the Facebook love :)

  • I would travel back in the beginning of the 70's to see a gig of David Bowie and after that I would try to seduce him. I assume it woudn't be too difficult xD That is my honest answer and I'm sticking to it. Though I have to say you're pretty hot too :)

  • @sundaymonday777 Me, hot? (blush) Why thank you! It won't take much to seduce me either. All you have to do is show me some cute toes and I'm done for :)

  • I would have myself a cross-time trip. Visit several different time periods. Take pictures of my stops. and upload them to facebook of course lol. Just started watching Doctor Who BTW I've been missing out! i'll have to talk about the comics on COMICS! if they are any good that is.

  • I would time travel into the over 9000's and unchain myself