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  • Cocaine? Bath Salt? Willie Nelson Pot? LOL!

  • I love you uncle Ted. Long live Freedom and the will to live happily.

  • Take this video to Walmart when you apply. It B summa that thar grate Amerkin werk !

  • I didn't understand half the shit said in this video but hilarious anyway lmfao

  • ted has the best ideas

  • Good old southern boys! God bless you, hearing his kick ass music since you were born will probably make you live longer!

  • OMG these kids are fried.....their daddy is their grandpa also ...their sister has bore three children from each of them and they are waiting for their sisters babies to get a bloody cunt so they can carry on their seed implantation to the next incestful generation...by the way....they are sucking each others cocks on a daily basis...and a bi-sexual ...just one helpfull piece of info you stupid bastards....please learn how to tune a guitar before you try to play it ok...damn tlol

  • FUCK TED NUGENT

  • @abighairywoman

    You must be a completely ignorant tree hugging bitch! Ted Nugent is more respected than this clown Obammy you voted for!

  • @TheFireInspector hahahahahahha i truly doubt that first of all, and second i never even said anything about obama so lick my hairy clitoris, and third i guarantee most people in other countrys havent even heard of ted nugent while on the other hand they definitly no who obama is and dont even bother criticizing my spelling i no it sucks

  • Hmmm... Silly Southerners... <Assonance

  • lol

    Red Necks!!!

  • lol that was funny.

    fuck Ted ...

  • people are ridiculous!! in case you couldnt tell this was all a joke

  • I love Ted!

  • Ted Nugent is a fucking Draft Dodger!!!

  • i love ted

  • dude tune that guitar!! LOL Uncle Ted Is great

  • these guys actually got over 12000 views for this?????

  • Fuck Ted Nuggent.

  • Ted Nugent is awsomesess

  • ted nugent is my farther

  • Uncle Ted knows his shit!

    " I got 30 days' notice of the physical. I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test, I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. My pants got crusted up." -Ted Nugent on how he AVOIDED serving his country during Vietnam, in a 1977 interview with High Times magazine.

    Draft dodger and coward. Some "Real American".

  • @jmcfinearts Are you serious your going off High Times Magazine. What a joke, a magazine solely devoted to doing drugs. Keep up the good work there dude, go hit the bong a little more so you can get that moment of clarity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The easiest way to piss people off is to tell the truth. Ted has rubbed a lot of left wing nerves till they are raw. Gotta respect that!

  • uncle ted is the man. fuck all the bullshitters

  • I like to mastrabate to Ted Nugent videos

  • I think all the ted nugent haters of the world on u tube watch ted nugent videos and leave shitty comments they pretend to hate the nuge when secretly they love him. Why would they be waching videos about ted nugent if they hated him?

  • This is effin' brilliant!

  • Loose that redneck accent!!!

  • Only queers like ted nugent

  • HICKSSSSSS

  • faggots!

  • I had this cool dream where I met up with nugent in the woods-it was getting late so we decided to camp close together.. I took my axe and chopped enough wood for a big fire and lit it up. So we sat there telling storys when I said I'd get more wood-got up- picked up my axe and walked 3 big steps out then turned and charged back at nugent and burying the axehead deep into old uncle teds forehead killing him instantly. It was a really cool dream. score one for the axe!!

  • @BlankUberAlles COOL !!!!

    catfight on youtube !!!!

    I got 5 bucks on the fat guy with no life.

    Just curious, which one of you is the fat guy with no life?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @reachoutandtouchme You gotta admit that I am one mean whammer jammer. Guess I showed that fat basement dwelling punk that if you fuck with the bull, then you get the horn.

  • @BlankUberAlles you didnt show anything expet that your only tough on the internet

  • @ChromeGhost0219 Excuse me? I AM A DANGEROUS MAN!! I AM THE LAST GUY ANYONE WOULD WANNA START SHIT WITH....

  • well it seems to me that you were probably picked on a lot when you were in school, maybe you were fat and everyone picked on you for that, or maybe you were that weird kid that worked in the office that played/plays world of warcraft during recess or at lunch. either way who ever picked on you did a damn good job and should be proud that they made you the nothing you are today. good job man, keep on getting speed-bagged by the ball sack of life.

  • @BlankUberAlles oh your such a badass

  • @ch1ldpr3d3t0r I AM ONE BAD DUDE!!

  • @BlankUberAlles, AND YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT, CAUSE i CAN TAKE 2 FEET OF HORSE COCK IN THE ASS WITHOUT FLINCHING!

  • @ch1ldpr3d3t0r, yes I am, now let me suck your little pee-pee

  • screw djflash.he sucks

  • obama rules rednecks

  • @djflashg i think rednecks are smart enough to not vote for osama i mean obama

  • ted died today.rip-ted you were a good cocksucking asshole with piece of shit loser fans...

  • flurrrrit is my hero and a hairy dildo.

  • I fuckin love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is so funny! It's not real all you haters. they are making fun of people who are actually like this. lol Perfect!!!!

  • you could have atleast tuned your guitar for this retarded video. you give ted nugent supporters a bad name

  • The truth is...TED is the man. Funny video boys.

  • Wow people r mean. Hope u had fun making this. I laughed the whole time.

  • Really? U guys r silly

  • These two must actually be Ted's sons .

  • you guys are funny as fuck...but I can't help thinking that you should be play'n a banjo instead of a guitar !

  • I love Ted Nugent. I love his new song I am the NRA Where he says if you hate slavery as much as we all do won't you join the fight and i'll tell you what we do. Rock on.

    But just a reminder Ted is neither a democrat or republican. and is an independent open minded rocker from detroit who gets mistaken for a redneck although i'm sure ted takes it as a compliment.

  • Whahahahahahahahahaha !!!

  • what a bunch of stupid in breed faggots

  • stop bad mouthing yourself

  • TED FOR PRESIDENT! Cntl/copy/paste

  • hahahah this video is awesome- "the book of nugent"

  • wow, straight from the mouth of a lib.

  • You spelled faggot incorrectly. If you're gonna ba a biggot, at least be an educated one.

  • methistonia- I, like Ted believe in truth, justice & the American way, as out lined in the constitution & the bill of rights. If that's a "screwed up world view", Than U hate America, as I said. As an American, it doesn't bother me if someone disagrees with me & (unlike U) I don't want anyone 2 B shot 4 dareing 2 disagree with me. Stop dodgeing the issue, listen 2 Teds' patriotic logic & B a better man 4 it.

  • why do you insist on typing like some 8 year old who just learned internet lingo?

    you are a joke, you have made it clear you dont know shit about world politics so why are you here?

  • @AgoniesCreep if he's such a patriot, then why did he dodge being drafted in Vietnam huh? didn't know that did yeah? true story. look it up.

  • @duftyboxing LOL... No, Ted didn't "dodge" the draft. He was in college and chose not to volunteer go into a war most American's didn't agree with in the first place. By the way, how long and where did you serve in the military?

  • @OneBadWiz army nat. guard 1072 main. unit. But that shouldn't matter! he's a Hawk who was a Chicken himself when he had the chance to serve. it's called being a chickenhawk- get it? and you gotta get your facts strait, he dodged or some would say 'beat' the draft. he was drafted but purposesely failed the physical so he wouldn't have to go. period, end of debate.

  • @duftyboxing How the hell do you purposely fail your physical? LMAO... dufty, you don't want to get in a battle of intelligence on this one, dude... You're obviously unarmed!!

  • @duftyboxing LOL. so did thousands of hippies which of whom I am sure you support.

  • @tomlcoy yep. not denying that, but they don't act like a 'hawk' now! get it? btw don't forget Bush Jr.! who got an 'out' by getting in the Guard then couldn't even be bothered to show up for that! Then he beat two warriors John McCain then later John Kerry to be our President! smh.only in America!!!

  • @duftyboxing because God has a plan for everyone and him dying in Vietnam wasn't it

  • @duftyboxing He didn't dodge the draft. He enlisted just didn't volunteer. He said himself he was a dumb 17 year old kid who was unknowledgable, and if he could he'd go back and change that. He was a KID who made a mistake, and he admitted that. Get your facts right before you comment.

  • Hanoi Jane Fonda defeated America in vietnam

    bill clinton draft dodger

    Bill Clinton registers for the draft September 08, 1964

    Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969.

    Bill Clinton dishonors order to report and is not inducted into the military.

    Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at the University of Arkansas ROTC, September 1969.

    October 30, 1969, as enlistment with Army Reserves is revoked Clinton now AWOL and subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40

  • rednecks suck

  • So do Xenophobes.

  • Methistonia- U love America but, U want people who disagree with U 2 B shot dead, clearly U don't have a clue what it means 2 B an American. U want Ted dead 4 dodgeing a war that ended over 30 yrs. ago, U must really hate president Osama 4 trying 2 sodomize combat wounded vets like he did. If U hate Ted, it's just common sense 2 assume that U hate America. listen 2 his patriotic logic & you'll understand.

  • so because I disagree with your fucked up world views, that must mean I hate America?

    how many moons does your planet have?

  • why dont "U" use real words

  • methistonia- Now that president Osama tried 2 pass a bill 2 force combat wounded vets 2 pay 4 their own medical bills, your draft dodge propaganda means nothing. The anti-Nuge cult dosen't want both sides discussed. Thats why psycho liberals have attacked this great video with disturbing vulgar filth. U attack DA NUGE cuz he loves America & U hate her.

  • Mephistonia you are a LIAR!

    You NEVER served in the military.

    You're just a computer geek.

    What unit did you serve in?

    What dates?

    What was your mo?

    You prove again that liberals are only interested in free speech if it agrees with their free speech. If it doesn't, liberals will do anything to shut you up.

    ALL HAIL MINISTER OF PROPAGANDA Mephistonia!

  • I did serve in the military unlike you, boy scout.

    I have seen things you have seen only in movies, turd farmer.

  • uncle ted an american icon

  • well right at the start i had had enough.i could tell these were 2 inbred pud thumpers,but i thought it would be fun to listen and have a laugh or two.well at 0:40 he said if he was a thug or could be a thug,he would be ted nugent.well i knew it would get to deep for me.when ted is defending the right to bare arms,i really dont think he means to let dumbasses have them.these jizm jerkers will be having a accident.oh hell but wait,that would get rid of about 1/2 of these dumbdicks.and ted no thug

  • Goddamn ! Did you guys ever think you'd start a shit-storm like this !? You're just making a video for fun and fuckfaces from the extremes of Republicans and Democrats go apeshit with tough talk! I saw Nugent for the first time way back in the late '70's when I was around your ages and I went for the music and loved it! I don't give a fuck what he is politically--he wails! Loudest concert I ever saw. Rock n roll motherfuckers!! ! Fuck these shitsuckers and their politics!

  • Great video guys. You may be a little young to realize that liberals HATE free speach but, as you can see by the hateful responses to your fine vid, it's true. Ted is right, if you disagree with a liberal they turn into a hysterical chimpanzee. Don't let a bunch of anti American puss bucketts scare you away from speaking your mind. God bless you, god bless America & death to her enemies!

  • oh yes, those evil liberals hate free speech. Thats why we want BOTH sides of the spectrum to be heard. Facts are facts: Nugent is a draft dodging pedophile.

    it speaks volumes of your character that you support him.

  • who the fuck do you think you are?

  • this was just for shits and giggles calm down its not that serious

  • @rjordan89 well, you should get serious. stop screwing around. be more carefull how you talk and understand you are our future, im looking at you

  • you are nothing but a bunch of slack jawed faggots. I hope you too like packing each others fudge!

  • "you are nothing but a bunch of slack jawed faggots. I hope you too like packing each others fudge! "

    - why? do you want to watch? your name says it all really. you want to fondle animal testicles all day long and be a pervert like your hero foolgent

  • @Goatballs4me you are one of those people who is just all around stupid aren't you? you don't think before you speak. you may be talking about them packing each others fudge, which if they do is their own choice, but you have the screen name Goatballs4me. you have nothing better to do with your time than go on youtube and shit talk people and say they are gay? you must be no older than 7. get off of your computer and go get laid you fuckin worthless nobody.

  • watch out nugeophile likes sucky from little girls.

    courtney love and his own daughters dobbed him in ....quick .. call a REAL cop.

    and one for jetSemenNonce1 too for jerking off at playgrounds

  • Rock On Ted....! This msg is to all of you Brainless Liberal IDIOTS..The 2nd amend. PROTECTS the Use of the 1st. YOU will NEVER get my GUNS...NEVER...!!! I would like to see you try however, so I can X-Ring yer @ss.

  • Have these two little boys even achieved Puberty? I like Nugent too but when I was going to his concerts I don't think these guys were even born yet.And If your going to play Cat Scratch at least play it right. Your hands look too soft for guitar. Just keep stroking it until you grow some hair Texas.

  • I wish someone would cut nugent's head off and feed it to some bugs.

  • @BlankUberAlles and why do you wish that? is it because he eats things that walk on the ground? is it because he kills his own dinner? or is it because he likes guns? no matter your concern, no you should support yourself. put up a good reason why you want someone to have that done to them. you have no room to talk, i realize that everyone has an opinion, but yours is the only one that doesnt matter. have fun jerkin off to your oversized collection of porn asshole.

  • @joshobenreder lots of people eat things that walk on the ground, including me, and lots of people kill their own dinner, including me and lots of people like guns, including me, but like a lot of people, including me, we cant stand that loudmouthed chicken shit lying piece of crap ted nugent. You gotta problem with that? Well, fuck you.

  • @BlankUberAlles here are your options. learn your facts about someone before you speak. you make yourself look like a blithering idiot when you talk without reason. first of all, how is he a loudmouth? second of all, you should like him if you like all of the same things he does. anyone can like or dislike whoever they want. but if you have the same interests as someone, i wouldnt see why you would have a problem with them.

  • @joshobenreder WHAT??? Who the fuck are you to be telling ME who to like? Jeezus, I dont tell you who the fuck to like and not like. Why would I? Shit, I got my own life to lead, pal, I dont need no preaching to, I just plain dont like that wormy psycho or the way he acts.

  • @BlankUberAlles i never told you to like him or not to like him at all. i simply asked, if you like the same things he does, why would you have a problem with him? again, read, and then think before you speak.

  • @joshobenreder you..yeah, you man...you read. You told me I should do something and you ain't nobody to tell me what I should or shouldn't do

  • @BlankUberAlles well good for you man, im glad you can decide something for yourself. but your still stupid and here is why. i specifically said that im NOT telling you to like him or dislike him. go find someone, get your D wet, then come back to me after you clean his shit off of your dick.

  • @joshobenreder why you goddamn little filthy mouthed pervert. I'll be your grandparents would be real proud of you for talking like that. I think you need a lesson in manners. Its obvious that nugent and his filthy mind has rubbed off on you to make you talk lke that

  • Who the hell wants to worship a guy like Nugent who said it again and again he likes to perform rectal examination on his poodles while slapping them..hard!

  • @sandbreak2 thats is his sense of humor against small animals that a man shouldnt have. his wife can, but no man unless they like it up the ass, would want a tiny dog. go fuck yourself, hell, maybe if you paid that fat black hooker enough, she would do it for you. then she might feel bad and give you a discount for your over-compensating ego to make up for your poor pathetic excuse for a human penis.

  • YOU IDIOTS!!! TELL TED TO HIS FACE!!!

  • already did. He started blubbering then shit his pants when I demanded he defend himself. He ran away. he ran away because he is a gutless coward whose toy poodle ass cant cover his alligator mouth YEAH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • OMG! thats the most ive heard you talk in the 10 years ive known you!!! i luv you tyler!!!!!!!

  • You guys are so fucking stupid, I know Ted personally and he would do anything and everything for the USA and just about anyone, he lives next door to me in Michigan. He has even served for the USA in the military and he would fuck you guys right up.

  • you lying piece of shit. nugent is a section 8 draft dodging longhaired hippy. You say he served for the USA in the military? HAHAHAHA!! You dont know shit, you retard. I'll fuck you up right after I fuck your fucking hero up. How do you like that, Pal? HAHAHAHA

  • Another little punk-ass bitch running his mouth hiding behind his keyboard. Probably lives in a single-wide trailer with his fat-ass bitch of a wife who beats on him when he gets out of line while watching his 8 kids running around the dirt yard in their underwear drinking a warm Coors beer with his 1965 chevy truck up on blocks with no tires.

  • you just describe the home life of a nugetard perfectly. Just dont forget to mention you live in some shithole in the midwest. that is where nugetards come from cuz midwesterners are the dumbest of the dumb Americans

  • ok, you have to be the biggest dumb fuck on earth to say fuck ted nugent. i dare you to go up to him and say fuck you, he would pull out a fucking glock, shove it up your ass and make you squeel like a little bitch you are. FUCK YOU!!! ted nugnet is the fucking shit, he's better than chuck norris, ted nugent should be the left hand of god!!! LIBERALS ARE THE FUCK UPS OF SOCIETY!!!

  • I take his glock away from it and pistol whip him with it, then I'd tell him if he aint out of state in one hour Im going to shove his glock right up his faggot fucked ass. He's a punk and a coward.

  • please try, post a video. better yet, put it on a website and charge to see you get your ass handed to you by a real man.

  • you challenging me, boy?

  • hell yeah, go try the nuge...he'll hunt you down like the worthless animal you are.

  • that shitstained longhaired draftdodging hippy is afraid of real men like me. He has good reason to be because he gets his geriatric ass kicked big time. He's a punk

  • fuck ted nugent. he is a chicken shit draftdodgin pants shitting no talent coward.

  • you need to put some commas in so we can decypher this run on sentence

  • you need to learn how to spell "decipher"

  • you guys take this way to serious you ever wonder that it mite be for shits and giggles. get over yourselves and just enjoy it

  • Ever notice that Ted supporters are always dumbass, lazy, welfare-receiving, drunken, trailer-park hicks that prove America's embarrassment is real?

    This is 7 minutes i wish i could have back.

  • WRONG. I own 2 businesses, own a million-dollar ranch, employ 27 people..hardly your description..you have it backwards. "Liberals" are welfare-receiving, trailer-park living rob the rich and give to the poor socialism loving communists. I thought this vid was funny and original. lol.

  • you're also a poor liar.

  • really? Go to myspace /gunwacko

    My house is there in the picture folder. 7 acres and gettin' ready to landscape in february. I dont bullshit.

  • all you do is bullshit because you are a nugetard

  • And you are a faggot.

  • and you're a nutsack sucking lying nugetard who performs analingus on hasbeen rock musicians because you get off on it.

  • and you're a worthless god damn anarchist...or even worse...a liberal.

  • You're a goddamn nutsack sucking nugefag. You'd give nugent analingus for free, you disgusting tater and cornbread eating queer.

  • first off, you've been calling everyone that speaks out against your opinions that shit. second off i am a refined individual, i don't eat taters. i respect the country i live in, as should you. some day when you grow up you'll understand how good your life is...and how you never had anything to complain about. and don't say shit like, oh, you don't know me....i don't need to.

  • I know who you are and where you are and, franklym Im not the least bit impressed by some fat fucking queer who lives in the basement of your grandma's trailer and has sex with dogs

  • you don't have any idea who i am ya little shit. you're a complete moron, but that's obvious because of your political views.

    by the way...trailers don't have basements, they have crawl spaces...where little rats like you live.

  • okay thats it, motherfucker. You're gonna go down and go down hard. I'm sick of retarded queers like you trying to be cute.

  • kiss my all american ass

  • you can run, but you cant hidem you squirmy little nutsack sucking retard

  • I know who you are and where you are and that means big trouble for you

  • No, phuck you liberal faggot.

  • I have hope that rednecks like you will eventually inbreed themselves to extinction. The world would be better off without morons like you or Ted Nugent. As a liberal vegetarian, I naturally hate those of inferior species, such as the Nuge. BTW, Def Leppards Pour Some Sugar On Me is way better than Cat Scratch Fever.

  • Go sucks his cock already. Redneck inbreds.

  • Right on!! Ted is the man.

  • they would like ted nugent hahahahaha! and learn to play guitar buddeh!

  • yeah you act like a hardass on the computer. your a fuckin puss.

  • I thought this was a parody at first. Glad to know that our education system is going down the drain.

  • Look. Down here we dont like queers...and if you dont like Ted, then you obvioously take it in the butthole and I dint think as a fag you have a right to speak the Nuge's name.

  • Not fuck ted nugent, fuck you. if you have a problem with ted nugent or his hunting, you can take your vagina off and do the world a favor by commiting suicide.

  • yer i got a problem with ted nugent and any one who hunts,you bunch of inbred redneck arseholes,go shit on a confederate flag

  • @sonicassasin77 what exactly do you have against people that hunt? what did they every do to you? I am the farthest thing from a redneck. i will go get my food myself, eat heathier than you, and live a hell of a lot longer than you will. I wonder what it is that you like to do in your spare time? look in peoples windows and wish you were in their room? if you do that too much, you may fall out of the tree from beating your pathetic dick too hard you worthless virgin.

  • are you 11 years old??? your hero was too scared to go to nam. but your just kids so i wont give you a hard tome.

  • fuck off zappa

  • "Stupid red neck arseholes, ted nugent fuck him,hope he dies soon"

    Real nice attitude, kid. How would like like it if he said the same about your father or your mother? Maybe they'll die soon, too, huh? Prime example of a misguided anti-hunting jackoff here.

  • hahah rednecks!!!

  • awesome...did you know that moses didnt split the red sea? in actuality, Ted Nugent just let out a fart and blew it wide open.

  • Extra good!

    Btw, put a battery in that smoke detector.

  • ted nugent is the shit.