Cookie Monster Rap Jay-Z 99 Problems

[DarkGoldProductions]

i had 99 cookies but the cookie monster ate one

[MultiLucSan]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[alingo1996]

@ 0:42 he dissed Oscar the grouch

[leendslide]

AHAHHAHA LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

[nakai317]

"F#$%

[Tinytacohead]

oh man, this is fucking hilarious.. I'm crying :D

[bebopbetu2it]

lmfao



[TheMusic171]

This is hilariouss! ahahah! xD

[kk2261]

if your having stalker problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 stalkers and i bet your moms one

[TheAlvinTV]

If you're having arrow problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 arrows but my knee caught one.

[freedfighter96]

"HIT ME!"

*Gets hit*

XD

[m1330ud]

IF you have Dance problems i feel bad for you son... But i got 99 problems with a bitch cant dance

[wise189]

IF YOUR HAVIN WEIGHT PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON... I GOT 99 COOKIES CUZ A BITCH ATE ONE

[VIDIOT73]

hyoure crazyfor thisone jim henson!,this yer boy cookymonster!

[HecklingWhore]

I also enjoy shitting and then throwing it at a wall.

[3873mike]

cookie monster is a god everyday cookies i wish i live like that

[studder11]

this made me laugh forgotten how funny this is

[xSkatepunk98x]

IF YOUR HAVING DICK PROBLEMS I FELL BAD FOR YOU SOON I GOT 99 PRONLEMS CAUSE I CUT OFF ONE

[EXPLOD1NGCOWZ]

SHMUCKERS!



[shlatsky]

lol he ate the kitty

[iphoneguy991]

I got 99 cookies cuz a bitch ate one

[fiveonttwo]

really? lol

[xxxCupcake23]

LMFAO

[grievousman44]

yeah fuck seaseme street ura!!!

[dxafarts]

SMUCKERS!

[quadrinichris]

why was this video made? i'm not a hater but ppl have no lives

[DrScruffy]

@quadrinichris Why do film makers make movies? Entertainment.

[TMundohere]

@quadrinichris honestly, if I had the time, I'd be makin stuff like this too. A lot of people get discover off youtube, and others have a lot of fun.

[netsixo]

im havin cookie problems TT_TT

[UnknownFPS]

Now where do I download this song?

[rubenhjgjg]

Jjajajajajajajajajajjjajjajaaa­aaajjjjjjjjjajjajajja



[MrChunkygorilla]

10/10



[Mr6ixty4our]

I GOT 99 COOKIES AND THAT BITCH ATE ONE!

[stochasticmonk]

SMUCKERS!



[Alpha1711x]

Funny

VVVV

[XENOFYED]

99 cookies cos a bitch ate one

[Docmain3]

yea dood, should have been 99 cookies cuz a bitch ate 1..also could had less lyrics of the original! Dood it's humorous though, I liked it.

[AthosAmo]

The highest rated comment smells foul.

[TeamSkeMatics]

Lol Smuckers!! New Video "The Money Will Come" on my channel

[ebonysage22]

SMUCKERZ

[Swizzle0011]

i got 99 cookies cause a bitch a 1 :]

[imasu667]

how does this only hav 100,000 views? should hav like 1,000,000

[xandahman]

i got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one

[unleashbeast15]

I have an cookie problem

[BriBriPWNZ]

LOLllllllllllooooooooollllll lolololololololololoolo!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AllTheCoolKidsHateMe]

I got 99 cookies but a bitch ate one

[leamonhead305]

SMUCKERS!!!

[123diazkid]

I GOT 99 COOKIES CUS A BITCH ATE ONE!

[Jaydeeos]

@123diazkid D: I searched for this video to post that comment but i was 4 months to late :P

[ChocolateWarship90]

@123diazkid In Soviet Russia, Cookie eats Bitch!

[leeannabis]

@123diazkid LMFAO!!!!

[ankitpradhan2001]

awesome!!!!

[zedutchgandalf]

@Meri: Koekies! :P

[legacy1597]

i had 99 cookies but a bitch ate one

[shadoworsonic]

20 people have cookie problems

[argeon69]

Snack Attack! XD

[TheCODmaster99]

XD he was doing 5 in a 54 ROFLMAO

[euris2cool]

"I don't live in a can bitxh i ain't dumb" lmfao

[euris2cool]

I don't live in a can bitxh i ain't dumb lmfao

[williamfstackjr]

He got pulled over because he's blue.

[williamfstackjr]

This is better than the original.

[croses0803]

Joe Hahn (Linkin Park) sent me here... THANKS JOE!!!!!

[sandalinalang13]

HIT ME!! lol

[jonnysesker]

where did you get the giant cookie monster suit ???? i want to were one to school

[2010psp]

echt geil =D

[SorcererTim45]

fuck apples

[WaldoWithANinja]

this is the stuff that legends are made of...!

[EpicSpire]

18 people have cookie problems

[SBlossom]

i dont understand how one can unlike this. :))

[seabeesrock]

Where can I download this as an mp3?

[SBlossom]

I LOLD

[mrtundra45]

You are Epic for this, total Win 5/5 stars

[SuperKornhole]

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN DOWNLOAD THIS?CAUSE ME AND MY FRIENDS AGREE THAT THIS IS THE SHIT AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS.

[tumblemangillen]

SNACK ATTACK!!!

[RellieMoBB]

im addicted to money, cookies and hoes lol

[cynicaloptimist999]

This kind of wins the Internet.

[TheJDMsamuraiwarrior]

LOL !

[Baracudaflaps]

@hollywoodharvey1 hahahahha, you're a dipshit

[netzican]

@hollywoodharvey1 Yea, Cookie monster is a great artist. My favorite movie is Sesame Street - Cookie Monster's Best Bites. He should have won a Oscar.

[itomeshi]

@netzican He should have, but they couldn't glorify his cookie addiction. It's a stain on an otherwise incredible actor.

[reviewsnake]

@netzican nice pun oscar hahaha fuck you

[dafuki]

@hollywoodharvey1 wtf is wrong with you? having the muppets do your shit is the greatest honor of all!!!!

[j03v0ns0bl4ck]

@hollywoodharvey1 FUCK YO ILLUMINATI HAVE SOME FUN : D

[Bodhi186]

@hollywoodharvey1 Jay-Z is a joke to real rap. Just thought you should know.

[Tonio99]

@Bodhi186 really? doesnt matter that this is a parody of a great song? even tho he's become more commercial in recent years he's still as big as anyone in the genre and probably respected by whoever you think is "real rap"

[BlueDragonCaboco]

@hollywoodharvey1 Come on, have a little more humor! I mean, Joe Hahn from Linkin Park recommended this vid and he worked together with Jay-Z so he probably likes and respects him. It's just a funny parody and not "disrespecting".

[CKMLMA8]

@hollywoodharvey1 get over it

[BeastinBF3]

@hollywoodharvey1 haha just try bitch you don't even know who jay z is you stupid ass nigger

[MelnTheFuture7]

@hollywoodharvey1 yeah, its called a parody for a reason, pal.

[hollywoodharvey1]

FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT THEY ARE DISRESPECTING one of the greatest artist that ever live yall need to get a life before on of these labels have u sued or killed

[masterdragunov]

om nom nom

[TheStonerMatt]

@masterdragunov dit gaat egt nergens over hé -.-

[masterdragunov]

@TheStonerMatt jou poep gaat nergens over jij weet niks over cookies omdat je uit amsterdam komt net als die aziatische homo........

om nom nom

[TheStonerMatt]

@masterdragunov juist ik kom uit amsterdam???

[mealsy]

1:37 HAHAHAHAHA best part

[bremex]

Why is this NOT viral??? is AMAZING. XDDD

[LemonandLime9858]

Cookie monstah goin GANGSTAH??

[mrtundra45]

if you having Cookie problem i feel bad for you son......

[slonaker21]

were the hell did you get a cookie monster suit i want one -.-

[mnybgz2]

Fail -_-

[butler955]

Too Fu$&ing funny. Oh man. Cracks me up every time. I'm sure some weed was used in the making of that film. Lol.

[Floopman15]

SMUCKERS!

[Codum666]

oh my fuck, this is funny shit, i work with a guy and his cookie is legit, his guts the size of everything, haha.

[bitsycabana1]

Are those weed cookies?!!! My favorite!!

[GODOFWAR1723]

LOL HE ATE A CAT

[muzicghost]

13 peoples cookies aren't legit

[timmyr719]

@muzicghost :: make that 21 ppl's cookies.

[entschnabler]

omnom nom nom what you think of that! :D

[robertbutler714]

"I'm addicted to money, cookies and hoes" aren't we all?

[xoluviligrlox]

HIT ME!!

[MrIronNuts]

SMUCKERS!

[TsuruCrane]

Do a ja rule song

[ArcticMonkiee]

@netzican Brillant, Could i ask you where you got the cookie monster costume from?

[lkberrykagan]

EXCELLENT

[Warmaker01]

F**k y'all. CM keeps it real.

[zyzplanbzyzz]

at 1:08 i would laugh i he fell

[applbotoms]

SNACK ATTACK!!!

[RayOfSunshine355]

This is so pro.

[K1NGofCRAZY]

Lmfao amazing

[sixwing8]

I had 99 Cookies but a bitch ate one.

[BonesandCans]

plz share this on facebook, i want ppl to see it!!! thumbs up if u agree

[AtaraxiaEnmity]

Oh and.... FUCK APPLES

[AtaraxiaEnmity]

Better than the original, oh yes. Im from the streets stupid, what kind of cookies are those?

[NESisbetterthanXbox]

SMUCKERS.

[xProxyXx]

HIT ME! SNACK ATTK OM NOM NOM NOM NOM hahahhaha epic :D

[chizzy1985]

omg that was awesome

[nutterlily]

nicepeter commented :)

[nicepeter]

bwaaa ahaha ha ha!

[nutterlily]

@nicepeter Omg first time i have seen u comment on someone eles videos :)

[HighflyerRyan]

@nicepeter peter of the niceness

[TeamProvoKD]

@nicepeter i watched your video then was looking at other vids and this came up lmao :) thumbs up if nice peter sent you here

[Danlows1]

What the fuck was that

[IpodBoyful]

1:18 the first time I heard this i thought it said I can cum on ur shoe!!! Well I kinda goes with the dance

[mrpantsman8888]

learn how to dance

[senorseis66]

I don't live in a can bitch I ain't dumb hahahaha best thing ever

[babyuchiha1]

SNACK ATTACK OMNOMNOMNOM ! 

[biblebuble]

SMUCKERS!

[Thenorthernbass]

where can i get a costume like this one ?

[mmmagus1]

Cookie Monster got game. lol

[Uryu619]

6 people have 99 problems

[DoesUsernameGoHere]

just.... fucking incredibly awesome, keep the awesome awesomeness coming.

[Sannesch]

SMUCKERS

[mmmagus1]

1:18 wtf kinda dance is that lol

[mmmagus1]

LMAO. How does this not have a million views yet?

[gearsofwar44]

@mmmagus1 because the worst videos get the most views.

[mmmagus1]

@gearsofwar44 Good point.

[YoursTrulyGraphix]

lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao

Made my morning

Thanks BKG

[draekon19]

SNACK ATTAAAAACK!!!!

[sk8erdvl]

I got 99 problems and this cover ain't one!

[Unknownsob]

HAHAHAHA THE CAT

[MRSPEEDFREEK95]

..........THIS IS HILARIOUS!

[Nevershoutneverist]

Dude this is my new fav. song, cookie monster has a bad side >:O!

[sk8errboii]

LMAO!!! I SAW THIS IN 7TH GRADE WITH MY FRIENDS ON MY IPHONE IT WAS HILARIOUS AND IT STILL IS :DD

[DopeJointsVol1]

I GOT THAT SweET WhITe SuGaR CanE CaNdY!

Check my account for DOPE music

I KnOw YoU WaNt SoME!!

[FR3AKB3AT]

you have made a good song even better :L

[senorseis66]

I don't live in a can bitch i ain't dumb.

and also 1:38 made me happy

[50cent1999100]

good

[ryryboy24]

awesome song i love cokies

[TaylorCarsonBrown]

thats really funny that costume is amazing haha



[spongebob1999999]

SNACK ATTACK NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM ^^ <3

[MiiWorld1]

lol

[OddsOddProductions]

This video all of a sudden got tons more views?! ... I LOVE THAT F***'n song!

[1234rascal]

99 prolens a cookie aint one hella stoopid funny

[inthejungleforme]

LOVE IT!

[alvend]

That's the Cookie Monster that i like ! ... Fucking Kool ....

[redviperf1]

HAHAHAHA :D SNACK ATTACK

[cbatchler]

wow!



[poptart98765]

SNACK ATTACK!

[calenorumbero]

this is funny!! specially since they made this vid cause jay-z's new apartment is on sesame street right

[corvetteZ3r]

I coulndt quit Ladin rofl

[Belichek4President]

That was sooooo sick haha