Junior Christian Teaching Bible Lesson Program- Easter Pt. 1

[Stylah3001]

This is so horribly good! It reminds me of some pissy drunk trying to sing karaoke or at least going to one of my relatives house for Xmas and seeing that one drunk, uncle, cousin or whatever trying to sing,Classic ! And Adam.... LOL!!!! give me some of that sh*t man!

[woohookittys]

I'm having a hard time believing this exists.

[MatthiasAletharch]

I timed Wagner the Giraffe's song. It's five and a half minutes long, which is bad enough, but it feels even longer than that. It's amazing that David's this bad at singing along to a recording that he himself made.

[norwegiantechnolover]

wow this is just akward to watch... bet that guy in the beige is feeling suicidal for being there!

[SJDraco]

This show is making this guys trip one he'll of a ride

[uriituw]

Isn't that some kind of Buddhist shrine in the background?

[redblade79]

This is the most horrific thing ever.

[Granitoons]

'Solist' What's a solist? A soloist without that OOOOOO?

[sonicscreamingblue]

when the giraffe sings it sounds like a poltergeist

[Rimsa]

Why are they in Japan

[MikeyBoobs1]

You can see the puppeteer's head 1:55

[rayblack2004]

albert looks like some sort of criminal mastermind lol

[dabbleduck]

this is some fucked up shit

[mrchoochoohead]

Yeah you should definitely not not go to school.

I also decided not to do drugs cause I too thought that they're not where it's at either

[handmiadenofgod]

Wagner giraffe needs to be examined, I believe he may be suffering a very severe form of throat cancer of emphysema.

[FatPopCorn]

shit, that puppets mouth clips every time it closes and the words are not even lined up with the movements. What is that blue stick chip is holding?

[FatPopCorn]

@FatPopCorn and what is that white guy so angry about 2:58 and on. He shakes his head and pounds the desk with his fist

[kneegrow2727]

I don't understand this show... Adam Papagan is obviously high on it and Tim and Eric just fuck with the puppet guy the whole show.

[PantherFox]

Holy shit, he really is fucking blazed. How awesome

[PUMKINMANforever]

this is what easter means to me.

[thesniffysniffy]

this guy didnt learn about double negatives in school

[JonYodice]

I agree, children should not 'not go' to school, they should go to school

[KCCheifers]

David Liebe Hart FTW (see tim and eric awesome show)

[hugegadjit]

Can someone explain this call-and-response prayer thing they do? Never had anything like that at school. The Lord's Prayer is the Lord's Prayer, what's the other guy on about?

[Dusty696969]

"You should not NOT go to school" Maybe he should go take a speech class

[albinoshira]

Haha, I agree that kid looks stoned...and what's up with the random Japanese background? This is hilariously awful...they should broadcast this globally!

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

Why does he use the same singing voice for every puppet?

[wargasm58]

That guy looks high as fuck to me...he even coughs like he just smoked a splif hahah

[ThatGuyWithTheHat]

...the giraffe's voice is different.

[KawaiiMofia]

what the fuck am i watching?

[Singabus66]

Who else thinks that david's college "assisstants" are just there to take the piss out of him?

[scyldschefing]

@Singabus66 I'd want to be on this program along with the college students, and then cruise among them for gaaay sex afterwards.

[ContinuumXT]

Hahahaha. If you want to apply for a job, don't put this on it.

It's pathetic beyond words. LMAO

[ZealotKommunizma]

Is that guy banging that piece of furniture at the start of "The conforter"?

[BayviewFinch]

What does a Japanese castle have to do with Easter? There are very few Christians in Japan.  Easter is not an important holiday. It is not observed in Japan. Castles were used to protect people. Wars were fought, and not over religion. They are a sign of feudalism and war. Whatever...

[1235washington]

Hey Phych101...

Science has killed many people too...

ever heard of the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

Ever heard of Hitler embracing eugenics, a scientific philosophy that a supreme race can be created through selective breeding and eradication of of those deemed to be genetically inferior? Truth is that religion has done may positive things throughout history as well, and so has science.

Try not to be so negative, life's too short.

[votvilll1266]

What good thing has ever been done in the name of religion that could not have been done for the sake of people. You don't need religion to do positive things for other people.

[ZealotKommunizma]

Whatever good done by religion can be done by science while good done by science can't be done by religion. In other words, we don't need religion.

Science is not what does the killing, science is not what brings problems. Science is just a way through which we figure out how nature works to a great extent in order to control it. Whether we use it for our benefit or not is where the problem lies.

[nightbyer]

You know, other than the science behind firearms, explosives, and nuclear weapons. Those don't kill _anyone_.

/s

[frogboy8]

no borderline, you need Nicademis!!!!!

Nicademis = the demon possessed giraffe, hail Nicademis!!! for those who do not obey may Nicademis spit acid in thou eyeballs and neuter the non-believer and all relatives of the non-believer

[docbde]

Wow! That Solist Wager The Giraffe can sing with two voices at one time!

BTW: Who's that ADAM-SOB?

[BayviewFinch]

He goes to college. Automatic credentials for the crackhead aunts and uncles that watch this show.

[simbabe16]

Solist.

[PissoPuyo]

Soul-ist.

[BayviewFinch]

You mean Wagner?

[simbabe16]

Don't not not go to school.

[Phych101]

All religions are so wrong. It saddens me to see them brain washing the sheeples. They do it for control and money. Who in their right mind could believe the falsehoods in all bibles? If you want to know the truths about everything study Spirituality!

How can humans follow religion when it has caused more deaths than any other cause ever? People are waking up fast though and seeing it is all a lie. If God could say anyone thing to humans it would be you got me all wrong!

[borderlinebuddhist]

i need vagina!!!!!

[froterons]

doesn't everybody? :o

[thousandlegger]

you need one to get born.

[therickmeister123]

I love it when he says "You Should not not go to school".

Hmmm, didn't they teach you not to use double negatives in school???

[stagecoachbuss]

it didt learn me enething

[666DownwithJesus666]

Adam Papagan is baked off his ass.

[jordaniac89]

i think you're right lol

[adammod1991]

the dude on the left goes nuts throughout the song....Hilarious

[tomgibo]

Wagner the giraffe is a hero of mine

[PissoPuyo]

I lul'd HARD at 2:27 . Turn it up!

[mjg1812]

I love 5.08 when the track stops...

[spurtfather]

4.18 & 4.31 I'm never eating hash again.

[spurtfather]

I ate some hash this morning and thought I'd watch as much of this as possible. I'd say so far this clip is...err! the opening track is like Daniel Johnston which is cool, but the second song, by Wagner, is... It's mind melting even for this show. I think i might actually be getting brainwashed. The closest thing this show reminds me of is william burrough's cut-up recordings. it seems to be attempting, quite deliberatly, to disrupt rational thought. i need to do a crossword and de-programme!

[mjg1812]

Why is David Hart (i.e. the giraffe) singing over the track, when he is already singing on the track? It starts out of sync and actually gets worse!

[boomtastic67]

nice, there in Japan

[atherwitch]

this is a joke right?

[tomgibo]

Wagner the giraffe has no white in his eyes at all, its quite scary

[JoesCheapThrills]

LOL the guy on the podium looks like a hippie I bet he tokes some shit up.

It's cool not not to go to school?

[TabiCB]

I love how Wagner the giraffe can't keep in time with the tape of himself.

[PissoPuyo]

Me freaking too. Especially 7:48 where the transitions get all wack, I was nearly on the floor.

[reggie18b]

"why yes albert, you should not...err..not go to school..you SHOULD go to school" lol

[debgibbon55]

This must be Vic reeves as the Club Singer

[debgibbon55]

I love the way you can see the puppeteer dump one puppet and get his arm up another. Do these people think kids watch this? It's all adults laughing their heads off who are watching it!

[halogenetor]

i dont get it.....theres blue screen......then they show the blue screen!

[gosmj]

wagner the giraffe

[StrawberryZombie]

ROFL, Papagan looks like he wants to rape the camera.

[mst3k4evr]

What's a solist?

[gosmj]

like a soloist but they are a giraffe

[javajava489]

shows like this are why I like the USA..... sometimes.....when stoned...and drunk

[TeamOvrDrive]

Adams Gonna Break That Table. Salamé!

Plus, Just watch Adam, He's like stoned.

[TeamOvrDrive]

Adams Gonna Break That Table. Salamé!

Plus, Just watch Adam, He's like stoned.