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  • i dont think those type of people are dumb. they are smart they just need the right method of expression. people like this need a creative surrounding where they can be heard and appreciated for the amazing beings they are. its just society that puts them down and seperates them. its not fair we are all equal. 

  • *fart

  • Eli didn't had a brain dart the rules of this battle is to rap with no curse words or using nigga he said nigga twice so they had to stop him and say aye you can't say nigga you van hear them talking to him in the background and Eli talking to them back

  • 5:23 "You need to go to the fuckin' detour." He's dismissing Envy, and trying to correct him about the wrong path Envy's on (the wrong path is TRYING to battle Eli). Eli is telling Envy there's still time to change the road you're on (much like Robert Plant told us in "Stairway To Heaven").

  • I love the look and reaction Envy gives when Eli calls him nigger the first time.

  • I want this video on my TG02 phone.

  • Hahaha I don't think Eli knows what he said but it's awesome.

  • Explanation : Eli had the biggest brain fart ever

  • Finally it all makes sense.... lol ..good stuff man.

  • is this a joke??

  • lmfao ur a fagget

  • You need to go to the fucking deeto

  • This man is a genius. Eli is geniuser.

  • Aaight he does seems like he is a little slow or sumn' but he really did have good rhymes wit him and the video is a lil unappropriately written as "worst rap battle ever" thats kinda cruel

  • Nice lava lamp! ... and is that an amplified antenna for that sweet ass 13 in. cathode ray tv? You have a sweet thinking room setup!

  • get a bigger tv please

  • i didnt think it was this serious.....

  • I automatically give you props for using a little brother song in the video

  • This video is stupid! Pretty sure you are trying way too hard too justify his crappy freestyle. "He's waiting on people to catch up" no nigga we are waiting on your dumb ass to catch up!

  • i knew all what you told,when i was watching for the first time that epic battle...but thx for explainin for others :P

  • dis nigga

  • Pac and Biggie got nothing on Eli, mang. ROFL

  • This analysis was pretty much dead on... with the exception of the last verse... Eli says, "you need to go to the fuckin' DETO"... That's short for "detox"... Envy's rhymes are so wack, that they would suggest that he's strung out on something. Eli's telling him, "hey, dude... you can't battle with me... you're better off in the deto (detox centre)... Anyway you slice it... Greatest freestyle ever!

  • Good analysis, but I just watched the half-hour documentary on this, and it turns out the reason for the awkward pause was because Eli's teacher stopped him for using the word "nigger." He got stopped again at the end for saying "fucking."

  • >2008

    >Still has a CRT

    I seriously hope you don't do this.

  • @PropellerBusted Newfag

  • @0xenStr You are indeed.

  • @PropellerBusted I can't be I don't post on 4chan anymore.

  • @0xenStr You are indeed.

  • Hey Mike! Look at his bacon neck.

  • Aint no wonder why he came out, he already in the gay parade. Hes saying that hes openly gay and came out the closet.. or the shade, same shit different pile

  • The reason he paused was simple.....it was a HS Rap Battle, and you can't use the "N" word in High School. The camera crew and everybody was yellin' to cut, so that's why there was the pause.....but they let him go again and he proceeded to murder Envy on the mic!

  • @SeattleMonster86 It's a joke you dumb ass. If anyone's dumb it's you.

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  • lol yeah dat too thats a real small azz t.v no wonder you wearin glasses..u gotta squint sorry but thats true..thats for not understandirt of eli's rime...lol

  • Thanks for the explanation i only thought that eli served him three times but theres more now i feel much better Lets go Eli even that was years ago i still luv this battle In my book get got the iron mic the rest got iron on's

  • This just sound generic recycled garbage rap cliche bull shit. Al these lyrics, rap is nothing but a arrogant sub culture. Its all about being the best and doing it! FUCK THIS GUY. Why is this guy trying to but so much emphasis on a retarded subject? Rap is not smart... Goddamnit and we wonder why NASA got defunded... FUCK YOU!

  • @SeattleMonster86 Rap is not dumb.I have to say that tupac said it best.Black people are smart and they want a way out of the hood,so they found a way out.They tell storys.Some may be good and others are not.These people are like authors and rap is there version of a book.The rappers who are good are actually pretty damn smart.

  • Damn, your a buzz kill. How the hell do you know what's he's talking about. I hope Eli roasts you on da grill like a cat.

  • He just got roasted like ever...

  • HE SAID DENTAL! Goddamn its not that hard to figure out you fucking dumbasses

  • @bradLOVESdarian

    If he did say Dental - he didn't pronounce it no where near the way dental is pronounced. So someone not understanding what he said doesn't make them a dumb ass.

  • I think my detoe - He was trying to bend the word detox or detour. If it was detox he's telling Envy he needs to recover from this lyrical ass whipping. If it's detour he's telling Envy that he took the wrong route - find another way to come at me....

  • wats the song in the beginning of the video?

  • @Ryuken121 Little Brother - Extra Hard 

  • whats the song at the end of this video?

  • Nigga you look like Eli

  • i saw this on someones blog somewhere

    i'm not saying this guy stole it

    but someone did

  • ahah aye my brother just asked was he retarded lol i said eli ? he said naw dude with da glasses

  • Wonder if 'deeto' is for 'detox', like rehab.

  • This analysis is THE BEST. You Deed it.

  • Fantastic.

    

  • *takes off glasses*

    Like ever.

  • dentally grill lmao

  • LMFAOOOOO THIS VIDEOS HILARIOUSS

  • You could own in broadcast journalism man. Awesome vid. =]

  • I got one question man, how is dis dude gettin frustrated by tellin you he the best when he already said hes gonna let you know by the hour? This dude wouldn't be gettin frustrated to keep tellin you hes the best if hes willingly letting you know by the hour. You got it twisted.

  • Ummm.. thanx for the breakdown for each line, but can u pls explain why the " hordcore" judges are all hugged up on each other, and holding hands in the heart shaped screen @5:36 ??? / inquiring minds would like to know. what's there a hidden mssg hint _ gay parade. was he implying all four guys were gay??? humm..

  • i think he said "clear the fucking pedistol, you need to go to the fucking detour"

  • @666alilthrowedoff666 so step down off the pedistol, you need to go to the fuckin dental

  • WTF..... is that an 8 inch TV behind you?

  • i think you're retarded, not eli

  • What do you think? I'm not big on showing my face on teh int0rnetz - but if you agree or see more you could do a 2.0 version of this video (I dont want credit, I want eli to get the credit he deserves)

  • "So you step down, off the pedestal" - Take your rightful place, Eli's the boss around here.

    "I'm the best man, you need to go to the fucking detour" - Eli's the best and deserves the pedestal, and Envy needs to detour around him. Also Eli needed to take the detour to arrive at his rightful destination. (as a result of this battle he has made a mixtape, has a documentary coming out, and collaborated with some big names, his suns only just rising).

  • "I told you man, I got you roasted like ever (or is it ether?)" - I always it thought it was Ether, as in that classic Nas track that roasted Jay Z during their beef. Essentially killing Jay Z, no come back. or maybe it is ever, as in for infinity.

    "You don't know, but my rhymes they straight up clever" - Envy doesnt (or we don't) have the capacity to understand how deep eli's lines are (something you and I are trying to correct).

  • "Look at this dude, he needs to stay in the shade" - not just commenting on his dark skin, but also suggesting Envy can stick to living in Eli's shadow, Envy.

    "Ain't no wonder why he came out, he's already in the gay parade" - The grammar is dense here. Eli is saying Envy has every right to leave his shadow, but the only place he'll find acceptance is in the Gay Community, hence he spends so much time in the parades that his skin is hella dark.

  • "Nah, I messed up, but Ima stay on top" - Another future-tense backwards deal, he did mess up and thats why 2 out of the 3 judges didn't vote for him, never the less he's gonna stay on top (which he did).

    "They told me man, but you know I'm never gon flop" - They (the judges) or They (society) told him he was messed up - but hes like fuck them man I'm never gonna drop out, plus we deep down know that because of his heart and character.

  • "This dudes like dat, he running from da cat" - DAT (digital audio tape) so it can be that or dat, but this dudes like dat could be: this dudes digital (an imperfect replica of analogue/reality). And hes running from da cat, eli is a cool cat, so envy is running away from him, or envy is running from pussy (so hes frigid or homosexual), or hes just scared of cats (as in felines).

  • "Look at this little man, with dint on the grill" - A dented grill on a microphone is something that affects the sound quality, its also a way of calling someone ugly, it could also be said that Elis rhymes were like a punch in the teeth to Envy (who is also a little man / a boy compared to Eli's manhood.

    "See I'm the best, I told you that" - Remember me?

  • "See I'm a let you know who the best, by the hour" - I guarantee Eli is getting atleast 1 view an hour.

    "Its like Rosie O'Donnel at a bi-sexual bridal shower" - He feels out of place.

    "It aint nothin to me man, I keep it for real" - It doesn't matter to him that hes out of place, he doesn't just keep it real (by not being fake), he keeps it (he holds it) that non-fakeness as a display of reality. Also for-real and sur-real. Surreal is what this is.

  • Heres my take:

    "I got one question man, tell me who next?" - I agree that he was thinking this Envy dude wasn't even worth his time.

    "This niggas soft like the nigga who de gettin the best" - Another one of these future-tense backwards logic deals. Envy is soft like the dude who be getting beat by Eli, which is Envy lol.

    "See I'm da best mayne, I deed it" - He did do it, and I agree it was so profound it needed time to sink in.

  • holy shit

  • THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!

    His shit ain't that got damn (don't say god) deep fool.

  • @kdeala21 GOD DAMN YOUR AN IDIOT. THIS SHIT IS SARCASM NIGGA!

  • @FiswaT SHUT YO LAME ASS UP AND GET OFF HIS DICK, BITCH!!!

    

  • nigga why you got a 8 inch tv in the back

  • This is so amazing man hah you are the best mang i love this vid and the song too great job buddy.

  • come on like stop trying to explain a bunch of bullshit that makes no sence he was just free styling your crazy

  • i dont think the guy has any idea what hes rapping about and is just making it up as he goes along, just like you making up this bullshit as your going along.

  • Come on now I'll never know what the 'deeto' is ...

  • @nikolonian lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA!!! I'm dyin' over here...I just saw the original vid that was put out years ago, and I needed that laugh...

  • are you serious man? I mean I feel for Eli, but damn dude, stop trying to make him into something he's not.....and stop trying to go against the flow in a corny way.

  • ur like my english teacher talkin about gaysp i mean shakespeare.

  • Why does NO ONE seem to know that he's saying "you need to go to the ... detour?" Is the word detour just not in the public vernacular, or what?

  • @fashnek sounds like deto to me and thats not a word

  • Hahahahaha this video is full of shit, this guy should become a budget lawyer.

  • i can explain the last line, he reminds envy, yet again, he is the best and then continues to go on and say go to the fucking deeto. Asounding! Eli is so clever and unique to make up his own language. Sort of like a Shakespear maybe even a visionary. He leaves us to wonder and be hungrey for more.

  • Lol it actually made some sort of sense

  • Yep, Eli is definitely the shade., The night because like a star he performs by burning up the cosmos just by spitting bars.

    Ive been converted, its official.

  • Ur GAY!!!!

  • that idiot wasn't thinkin about shit. he was just sayin shit that he thinks an actual rapper would say. shut the fuck up.

  • @DINKINFLICKAxx its a joke you stupid cunt.

  • @DINKINFLICKAxx Wow, you obviously don't know what satire is HAHA, go read a dictionary.

  • this had me roasted like eva.

  • not surprised that black people actin white is as weird as

    white people actin black

    imagine that

  • Overeducated Negroes.

  • @amiraprod525 Was that a complement?

  • @slmnsulaimon yes, yes it was!

  • @amiraprod525 Nice one... 'cept for the Negro part... but nice.

  • @slmnsulaimon believe me, it's a sarcastic kind of joke/complement we give to each other when we get deeply philosphical or interpretive. This gentleman got his overeducated negro on. LOL

  • Eli is my inspiration! lol

  • >>>>>Major Dick Rider<<<<<<

  • last line analysis: im the best man, you need to go to the fucken detour.

    he restates his "best man" status, to remind him by the hour, however when he states this he minds time is flying so fast that everytime he states it its like an hour for him, meaning that there is nothing to notice on Envy. by detour, usually it means the other way around. stating that Envy's sexuality is "from the closet" and hiding from the "cat" he is gay and does it the other way around. plain, straightforward, clever

  • over-analytical much. lol

  • Myspace?? yea this video must be old lol

  • You broke it down! good job

  • mann he wack ill burn dis nigga mann eli wack lol AND THT DUDE SOUND GAY

    MANN DIS NIGGA TLKIN SHYT MANN I SMASHED HIS CHICK I GOT HIM ROASTED LIKE A BUSTED TERKY HE DARK LIKE BEEF JERKY NIGGA SAYIN DIS N DAT BUT ROSIE O DONALD IIS THT LIL NIGGAS MAMMA HAHA JK JK THT NIGGA ELI IS KIND OF RAW

  • mann he wack ill burn dis nigga mann eli wack lol AND THT DUDE SOUND GAY

    MANN DIS NIGGA TLKIN SHYT MANN I SMASHED HIS CHICK I GOT HIM ROASTED LIKE A BUSTED TERKY HE DARK LIKE BEEF JERKY NIGGA SAYIN DIS N DAT BUT ROSIE O DONALD IIS THT LIL NIGGAS MAMMA

  • he didnt talk about the dental le grille!

  • He deeeed it. This analysis is extraordinarily thoughtful! Kudos, sir. Well played!

  • wat u need to explain is that small ass tv with antennas in the background

  • @runedarkwarrior Hhaha i was actually wondering about that too LOL

  • great explanation!

    he tha best! is there a eli shirt out there?

  • Envy, envy, he's a straight up re-tard

    he's gonna Envy Eli when he gets owned so-hard,

    yea man, he told me that, Eli told me envys' always runnin' from da cat.

    By cat I mean Eli's not a wussy,

    and by that I mean Envy's not gettin pussy,

    if you want to see the complicated anatomy of a rap catastrophe,

    you better talk to Envy Not Eli, no, he ain't got time - fo sho.

    He is way too busy gettin' so many hoes. Cause he's the best man, He deed it.

  • what was the intro song?

  • @csm07cb Sounds like Little Brother...

  • @csm07cb Little Brother - Extra Hard

  • ima need for this nigga to stop explaining .

    eli is special .

    ok .

    we get it .

  • omg i feel like i don't understand that at all

    they look weird, and not good - and every literature work can be seen as genius work ... damn

  • Does he say "running from the cat" or "right in front of the cat" ? Just do it like that right front if the cat.. As in he doesn't care who sees him having sex

  • @ayoopdog im pretty sure he actually said running from the gat (gun)

  • You need to go to the fucking dental :D

  • Everoast is a type of deli-style chiken... "roast for like ever"

  • i started crackin up when he put on his glasses.

  • funny stuff!

  • MC Eli goes hard mayne best mc eva yo.

  • he best because he runnin from cat.

  • ROTFLMAO LMFO!!! This Was Genius Great Job!

  • haahah

  • That was nice.

  • Damn how you broke that down I would love to have you as a teacher it's funny how you said I don't know what he was saying rite there lol

  • @DW1014 Yeah that part was funny as crap!

  • i think he said "you need to go to the fuckin dental" i.e. envy has fucked up teeth?

  • people think eli elvy sucks but he doesnt i see he got problems with his voice and all...but at least he hes the courage to sing with his problems...so i think hes music is kinda good

  • I'm pretty sure Eli paused because he couldn't think of what to sasy next. Look at his eyes lmao

  • nigga you need to get a new t.v....that was tight though.

  • lmao!!!! this dude is crazy!

  • he truly is the best mayne

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  • u put way too much thought into this. it must suck being envy...gettin slaughtered by a kid with down syndrome... ++ LITTLE BROTHER FTW

  • Does it make you feel big taking the piss out of a disabled person?

    Nice one.

  • man. u got me convinced

  • u tell tHE FUCKIN TRUTH! i didnt even look at it that way until u told me

  • oh shit! didn't even know about all dat. he da BEST MAYNE!

  • a yo you convinced me too bro

  • WE'VE JUST BEEN MINDFUCKED ! ! !

  • no hes retarded.. via the retard/sezuire dance

  • @indyboom that don't mean he's retarded that's probably a disorder or something he has he can't control that but that doesn't make him retarted I mean he had a mind enough to come up with some cleaver lines in that battle.

  • hahaha DRIPPING with sarcasm. How do you come up with this shit??

  • Actually, I think he said that thing about the cat because Envy's last line was talking about how he ran at the cat with a pump.

  • he da best ManGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • what a wise man. Eli's great words shall live forever... thanks Eli... and you are the best. You deed it.

  • shut the fuck up and stop making videos like these mother fucker!!

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  • THIS IS GREAT!

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  • I did the same thing with my friends.

    My take on it was that rosie o'Donald.

    it just means he is the best. rosie is top lez at a bisexual bridal shower aka the best lez there.

  • were you selling cars on 15th and Avalon?

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  • lmao i dont kno wat he was sayin der

  • this guy is more retarded then eli porter

  • Yes sir!

  • Yo I read this online somewhere, did u steal this or did you write it up??

  • Damn, his science iz too tight!

  • Little Brother! North Carolina's finest!

  • wow thank you for breaking it down .This is deep

  • so if i say im the best does that mean im the best??? and if you say no im not then your lying cause i already told you i was the best hahahaha that nigga rode on it but hahahaha

  • I think he said (at the end) "You should step down...off the pedestal, I'm the best man, you need to go to the fuckin' dental." (I guess because when you fall off your high horse you bust your teeth.) More importantly, what is that awesome song playing in the beginning?

  • Eli Porter was too cold....R.I.P.