i dont think those type of people are dumb. they are smart they just need the right method of expression. people like this need a creative surrounding where they can be heard and appreciated for the amazing beings they are. its just society that puts them down and seperates them. its not fair we are all equal.
Eli didn't had a brain dart the rules of this battle is to rap with no curse words or using nigga he said nigga twice so they had to stop him and say aye you can't say nigga you van hear them talking to him in the background and Eli talking to them back
5:23 "You need to go to the fuckin' detour." He's dismissing Envy, and trying to correct him about the wrong path Envy's on (the wrong path is TRYING to battle Eli). Eli is telling Envy there's still time to change the road you're on (much like Robert Plant told us in "Stairway To Heaven").
Aaight he does seems like he is a little slow or sumn' but he really did have good rhymes wit him and the video is a lil unappropriately written as "worst rap battle ever" thats kinda cruel
This video is stupid! Pretty sure you are trying way too hard too justify his crappy freestyle. "He's waiting on people to catch up" no nigga we are waiting on your dumb ass to catch up!
This analysis was pretty much dead on... with the exception of the last verse... Eli says, "you need to go to the fuckin' DETO"... That's short for "detox"... Envy's rhymes are so wack, that they would suggest that he's strung out on something. Eli's telling him, "hey, dude... you can't battle with me... you're better off in the deto (detox centre)... Anyway you slice it... Greatest freestyle ever!
Good analysis, but I just watched the half-hour documentary on this, and it turns out the reason for the awkward pause was because Eli's teacher stopped him for using the word "nigger." He got stopped again at the end for saying "fucking."
Aint no wonder why he came out, he already in the gay parade. Hes saying that hes openly gay and came out the closet.. or the shade, same shit different pile
The reason he paused was simple.....it was a HS Rap Battle, and you can't use the "N" word in High School. The camera crew and everybody was yellin' to cut, so that's why there was the pause.....but they let him go again and he proceeded to murder Envy on the mic!
lol yeah dat too thats a real small azz t.v no wonder you wearin glasses..u gotta squint sorry but thats true..thats for not understandirt of eli's rime...lol
Thanks for the explanation i only thought that eli served him three times but theres more now i feel much better Lets go Eli even that was years ago i still luv this battle In my book get got the iron mic the rest got iron on's
This just sound generic recycled garbage rap cliche bull shit. Al these lyrics, rap is nothing but a arrogant sub culture. Its all about being the best and doing it! FUCK THIS GUY. Why is this guy trying to but so much emphasis on a retarded subject? Rap is not smart... Goddamnit and we wonder why NASA got defunded... FUCK YOU!
@SeattleMonster86 Rap is not dumb.I have to say that tupac said it best.Black people are smart and they want a way out of the hood,so they found a way out.They tell storys.Some may be good and others are not.These people are like authors and rap is there version of a book.The rappers who are good are actually pretty damn smart.
You just don't understand it. If you believe rap is dumb - then what other music genre do you think is dumb? I agree with you that all this "Who's the best" crap is dumb, but that's not what rap is all about.
If he did say Dental - he didn't pronounce it no where near the way dental is pronounced. So someone not understanding what he said doesn't make them a dumb ass.
I think my detoe - He was trying to bend the word detox or detour. If it was detox he's telling Envy he needs to recover from this lyrical ass whipping. If it's detour he's telling Envy that he took the wrong route - find another way to come at me....
I got one question man, how is dis dude gettin frustrated by tellin you he the best when he already said hes gonna let you know by the hour? This dude wouldn't be gettin frustrated to keep tellin you hes the best if hes willingly letting you know by the hour. You got it twisted.
Ummm.. thanx for the breakdown for each line, but can u pls explain why the " hordcore" judges are all hugged up on each other, and holding hands in the heart shaped screen @5:36 ??? / inquiring minds would like to know. what's there a hidden mssg hint _ gay parade. was he implying all four guys were gay??? humm..
What do you think? I'm not big on showing my face on teh int0rnetz - but if you agree or see more you could do a 2.0 version of this video (I dont want credit, I want eli to get the credit he deserves)
"So you step down, off the pedestal" - Take your rightful place, Eli's the boss around here.
"I'm the best man, you need to go to the fucking detour" - Eli's the best and deserves the pedestal, and Envy needs to detour around him. Also Eli needed to take the detour to arrive at his rightful destination. (as a result of this battle he has made a mixtape, has a documentary coming out, and collaborated with some big names, his suns only just rising).
"I told you man, I got you roasted like ever (or is it ether?)" - I always it thought it was Ether, as in that classic Nas track that roasted Jay Z during their beef. Essentially killing Jay Z, no come back. or maybe it is ever, as in for infinity.
"You don't know, but my rhymes they straight up clever" - Envy doesnt (or we don't) have the capacity to understand how deep eli's lines are (something you and I are trying to correct).
"Look at this dude, he needs to stay in the shade" - not just commenting on his dark skin, but also suggesting Envy can stick to living in Eli's shadow, Envy.
"Ain't no wonder why he came out, he's already in the gay parade" - The grammar is dense here. Eli is saying Envy has every right to leave his shadow, but the only place he'll find acceptance is in the Gay Community, hence he spends so much time in the parades that his skin is hella dark.
"Nah, I messed up, but Ima stay on top" - Another future-tense backwards deal, he did mess up and thats why 2 out of the 3 judges didn't vote for him, never the less he's gonna stay on top (which he did).
"They told me man, but you know I'm never gon flop" - They (the judges) or They (society) told him he was messed up - but hes like fuck them man I'm never gonna drop out, plus we deep down know that because of his heart and character.
"This dudes like dat, he running from da cat" - DAT (digital audio tape) so it can be that or dat, but this dudes like dat could be: this dudes digital (an imperfect replica of analogue/reality). And hes running from da cat, eli is a cool cat, so envy is running away from him, or envy is running from pussy (so hes frigid or homosexual), or hes just scared of cats (as in felines).
"Look at this little man, with dint on the grill" - A dented grill on a microphone is something that affects the sound quality, its also a way of calling someone ugly, it could also be said that Elis rhymes were like a punch in the teeth to Envy (who is also a little man / a boy compared to Eli's manhood.
"See I'm the best, I told you that" - Remember me?
"See I'm a let you know who the best, by the hour" - I guarantee Eli is getting atleast 1 view an hour.
"Its like Rosie O'Donnel at a bi-sexual bridal shower" - He feels out of place.
"It aint nothin to me man, I keep it for real" - It doesn't matter to him that hes out of place, he doesn't just keep it real (by not being fake), he keeps it (he holds it) that non-fakeness as a display of reality. Also for-real and sur-real. Surreal is what this is.
"I got one question man, tell me who next?" - I agree that he was thinking this Envy dude wasn't even worth his time.
"This niggas soft like the nigga who de gettin the best" - Another one of these future-tense backwards logic deals. Envy is soft like the dude who be getting beat by Eli, which is Envy lol.
"See I'm da best mayne, I deed it" - He did do it, and I agree it was so profound it needed time to sink in.
i dont think the guy has any idea what hes rapping about and is just making it up as he goes along, just like you making up this bullshit as your going along.
@nikolonian lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I'm dyin' over here...I just saw the original vid that was put out years ago, and I needed that laugh...
are you serious man? I mean I feel for Eli, but damn dude, stop trying to make him into something he's not.....and stop trying to go against the flow in a corny way.
i can explain the last line, he reminds envy, yet again, he is the best and then continues to go on and say go to the fucking deeto. Asounding! Eli is so clever and unique to make up his own language. Sort of like a Shakespear maybe even a visionary. He leaves us to wonder and be hungrey for more.
@slmnsulaimon believe me, it's a sarcastic kind of joke/complement we give to each other when we get deeply philosphical or interpretive. This gentleman got his overeducated negro on. LOL
last line analysis: im the best man, you need to go to the fucken detour.
he restates his "best man" status, to remind him by the hour, however when he states this he minds time is flying so fast that everytime he states it its like an hour for him, meaning that there is nothing to notice on Envy. by detour, usually it means the other way around. stating that Envy's sexuality is "from the closet" and hiding from the "cat" he is gay and does it the other way around. plain, straightforward, clever
mann he wack ill burn dis nigga mann eli wack lol AND THT DUDE SOUND GAY
MANN DIS NIGGA TLKIN SHYT MANN I SMASHED HIS CHICK I GOT HIM ROASTED LIKE A BUSTED TERKY HE DARK LIKE BEEF JERKY NIGGA SAYIN DIS N DAT BUT ROSIE O DONALD IIS THT LIL NIGGAS MAMMA HAHA JK JK THT NIGGA ELI IS KIND OF RAW
mann he wack ill burn dis nigga mann eli wack lol AND THT DUDE SOUND GAY
MANN DIS NIGGA TLKIN SHYT MANN I SMASHED HIS CHICK I GOT HIM ROASTED LIKE A BUSTED TERKY HE DARK LIKE BEEF JERKY NIGGA SAYIN DIS N DAT BUT ROSIE O DONALD IIS THT LIL NIGGAS MAMMA
Does he say "running from the cat" or "right in front of the cat" ? Just do it like that right front if the cat.. As in he doesn't care who sees him having sex
people think eli elvy sucks but he doesnt i see he got problems with his voice and all...but at least he hes the courage to sing with his problems...so i think hes music is kinda good
@indyboom that don't mean he's retarded that's probably a disorder or something he has he can't control that but that doesn't make him retarted I mean he had a mind enough to come up with some cleaver lines in that battle.
so if i say im the best does that mean im the best??? and if you say no im not then your lying cause i already told you i was the best hahahaha that nigga rode on it but hahahaha
I think he said (at the end) "You should step down...off the pedestal, I'm the best man, you need to go to the fuckin' dental." (I guess because when you fall off your high horse you bust your teeth.) More importantly, what is that awesome song playing in the beginning?
i dont think those type of people are dumb. they are smart they just need the right method of expression. people like this need a creative surrounding where they can be heard and appreciated for the amazing beings they are. its just society that puts them down and seperates them. its not fair we are all equal.
NeSsBiCh 2 weeks ago
*fart
ATLifeDrizzle821 3 weeks ago
Eli didn't had a brain dart the rules of this battle is to rap with no curse words or using nigga he said nigga twice so they had to stop him and say aye you can't say nigga you van hear them talking to him in the background and Eli talking to them back
ATLifeDrizzle821 3 weeks ago
5:23 "You need to go to the fuckin' detour." He's dismissing Envy, and trying to correct him about the wrong path Envy's on (the wrong path is TRYING to battle Eli). Eli is telling Envy there's still time to change the road you're on (much like Robert Plant told us in "Stairway To Heaven").
SubconsciousGatherer 1 month ago
I love the look and reaction Envy gives when Eli calls him nigger the first time.
SubconsciousGatherer 1 month ago
I want this video on my TG02 phone.
edbarr1128 1 month ago
Hahaha I don't think Eli knows what he said but it's awesome.
Volkblin 1 month ago
Explanation : Eli had the biggest brain fart ever
moomoocowcowyify 1 month ago
Finally it all makes sense.... lol ..good stuff man.
WakeUpAndWatchOut 2 months ago
is this a joke??
DAHRealTrump 3 months ago
lmfao ur a fagget
euroski1 5 months ago
You need to go to the fucking deeto
WTFisadeeto 5 months ago 2
This man is a genius. Eli is geniuser.
Shrumins 5 months ago 2
Aaight he does seems like he is a little slow or sumn' but he really did have good rhymes wit him and the video is a lil unappropriately written as "worst rap battle ever" thats kinda cruel
MyNameForget 5 months ago
Nice lava lamp! ... and is that an amplified antenna for that sweet ass 13 in. cathode ray tv? You have a sweet thinking room setup!
jsimanf18bro 5 months ago 5
get a bigger tv please
Komono12 5 months ago 2
i didnt think it was this serious.....
jpmontez100 5 months ago
I automatically give you props for using a little brother song in the video
Aboveaveragejoe92 5 months ago
This video is stupid! Pretty sure you are trying way too hard too justify his crappy freestyle. "He's waiting on people to catch up" no nigga we are waiting on your dumb ass to catch up!
jt8908 5 months ago
i knew all what you told,when i was watching for the first time that epic battle...but thx for explainin for others :P
MrTandrkalo1 5 months ago
dis nigga
imlost19 5 months ago
Pac and Biggie got nothing on Eli, mang. ROFL
perrytma 5 months ago
This analysis was pretty much dead on... with the exception of the last verse... Eli says, "you need to go to the fuckin' DETO"... That's short for "detox"... Envy's rhymes are so wack, that they would suggest that he's strung out on something. Eli's telling him, "hey, dude... you can't battle with me... you're better off in the deto (detox centre)... Anyway you slice it... Greatest freestyle ever!
YoungMommy14 5 months ago
Good analysis, but I just watched the half-hour documentary on this, and it turns out the reason for the awkward pause was because Eli's teacher stopped him for using the word "nigger." He got stopped again at the end for saying "fucking."
nathanjamesbaker 6 months ago
>2008
>Still has a CRT
I seriously hope you don't do this.
PropellerBusted 6 months ago
@PropellerBusted Newfag
0xenStr 5 months ago
@0xenStr You are indeed.
PropellerBusted 5 months ago
@PropellerBusted I can't be I don't post on 4chan anymore.
0xenStr 5 months ago
@0xenStr You are indeed.
PropellerBusted 5 months ago
Hey Mike! Look at his bacon neck.
cursingchimp 6 months ago
Aint no wonder why he came out, he already in the gay parade. Hes saying that hes openly gay and came out the closet.. or the shade, same shit different pile
xMRPICKx 6 months ago
The reason he paused was simple.....it was a HS Rap Battle, and you can't use the "N" word in High School. The camera crew and everybody was yellin' to cut, so that's why there was the pause.....but they let him go again and he proceeded to murder Envy on the mic!
magnificator 6 months ago
@SeattleMonster86 It's a joke you dumb ass. If anyone's dumb it's you.
Deathnique 7 months ago
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onn1320 7 months ago
lol yeah dat too thats a real small azz t.v no wonder you wearin glasses..u gotta squint sorry but thats true..thats for not understandirt of eli's rime...lol
81MrGarcia 7 months ago
Thanks for the explanation i only thought that eli served him three times but theres more now i feel much better Lets go Eli even that was years ago i still luv this battle In my book get got the iron mic the rest got iron on's
81MrGarcia 7 months ago
This just sound generic recycled garbage rap cliche bull shit. Al these lyrics, rap is nothing but a arrogant sub culture. Its all about being the best and doing it! FUCK THIS GUY. Why is this guy trying to but so much emphasis on a retarded subject? Rap is not smart... Goddamnit and we wonder why NASA got defunded... FUCK YOU!
SeattleMonster86 7 months ago
@SeattleMonster86 Rap is not dumb.I have to say that tupac said it best.Black people are smart and they want a way out of the hood,so they found a way out.They tell storys.Some may be good and others are not.These people are like authors and rap is there version of a book.The rappers who are good are actually pretty damn smart.
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@SeattleMonster86
You just don't understand it. If you believe rap is dumb - then what other music genre do you think is dumb? I agree with you that all this "Who's the best" crap is dumb, but that's not what rap is all about.
onn1320 7 months ago
Damn, your a buzz kill. How the hell do you know what's he's talking about. I hope Eli roasts you on da grill like a cat.
irishjohn831 7 months ago
He just got roasted like ever...
fountainherz 7 months ago
HE SAID DENTAL! Goddamn its not that hard to figure out you fucking dumbasses
bradLOVESdarian 7 months ago
@bradLOVESdarian
If he did say Dental - he didn't pronounce it no where near the way dental is pronounced. So someone not understanding what he said doesn't make them a dumb ass.
onn1320 7 months ago
I think my detoe - He was trying to bend the word detox or detour. If it was detox he's telling Envy he needs to recover from this lyrical ass whipping. If it's detour he's telling Envy that he took the wrong route - find another way to come at me....
onn1320 8 months ago
wats the song in the beginning of the video?
Ryuken121 8 months ago
@Ryuken121 Little Brother - Extra Hard
phatlip2 7 months ago
whats the song at the end of this video?
gringomontana 8 months ago
Nigga you look like Eli
wewurkk5232 8 months ago
i saw this on someones blog somewhere
i'm not saying this guy stole it
but someone did
murphyhurtme 8 months ago
ahah aye my brother just asked was he retarded lol i said eli ? he said naw dude with da glasses
csmoothVEVO 8 months ago
Wonder if 'deeto' is for 'detox', like rehab.
nikolonian 8 months ago
This analysis is THE BEST. You Deed it.
revhale 8 months ago 23
Fantastic.
revhale 8 months ago
*takes off glasses*
Like ever.
maramizo 9 months ago
dentally grill lmao
lllwuk6 9 months ago
LMFAOOOOO THIS VIDEOS HILARIOUSS
StatenIzzy1 9 months ago
You could own in broadcast journalism man. Awesome vid. =]
ladeback25 9 months ago
I got one question man, how is dis dude gettin frustrated by tellin you he the best when he already said hes gonna let you know by the hour? This dude wouldn't be gettin frustrated to keep tellin you hes the best if hes willingly letting you know by the hour. You got it twisted.
AMofuckinBoss 9 months ago
Ummm.. thanx for the breakdown for each line, but can u pls explain why the " hordcore" judges are all hugged up on each other, and holding hands in the heart shaped screen @5:36 ??? / inquiring minds would like to know. what's there a hidden mssg hint _ gay parade. was he implying all four guys were gay??? humm..
USNubia23 9 months ago
i think he said "clear the fucking pedistol, you need to go to the fucking detour"
666alilthrowedoff666 9 months ago
@666alilthrowedoff666 so step down off the pedistol, you need to go to the fuckin dental
davidmcvay 8 months ago
WTF..... is that an 8 inch TV behind you?
davidmcvay 10 months ago 3
i think you're retarded, not eli
DCdaBoss 10 months ago 6
What do you think? I'm not big on showing my face on teh int0rnetz - but if you agree or see more you could do a 2.0 version of this video (I dont want credit, I want eli to get the credit he deserves)
LazarusCato 10 months ago
"So you step down, off the pedestal" - Take your rightful place, Eli's the boss around here.
"I'm the best man, you need to go to the fucking detour" - Eli's the best and deserves the pedestal, and Envy needs to detour around him. Also Eli needed to take the detour to arrive at his rightful destination. (as a result of this battle he has made a mixtape, has a documentary coming out, and collaborated with some big names, his suns only just rising).
LazarusCato 10 months ago
"I told you man, I got you roasted like ever (or is it ether?)" - I always it thought it was Ether, as in that classic Nas track that roasted Jay Z during their beef. Essentially killing Jay Z, no come back. or maybe it is ever, as in for infinity.
"You don't know, but my rhymes they straight up clever" - Envy doesnt (or we don't) have the capacity to understand how deep eli's lines are (something you and I are trying to correct).
LazarusCato 10 months ago
"Look at this dude, he needs to stay in the shade" - not just commenting on his dark skin, but also suggesting Envy can stick to living in Eli's shadow, Envy.
"Ain't no wonder why he came out, he's already in the gay parade" - The grammar is dense here. Eli is saying Envy has every right to leave his shadow, but the only place he'll find acceptance is in the Gay Community, hence he spends so much time in the parades that his skin is hella dark.
LazarusCato 10 months ago
"Nah, I messed up, but Ima stay on top" - Another future-tense backwards deal, he did mess up and thats why 2 out of the 3 judges didn't vote for him, never the less he's gonna stay on top (which he did).
"They told me man, but you know I'm never gon flop" - They (the judges) or They (society) told him he was messed up - but hes like fuck them man I'm never gonna drop out, plus we deep down know that because of his heart and character.
LazarusCato 10 months ago
"This dudes like dat, he running from da cat" - DAT (digital audio tape) so it can be that or dat, but this dudes like dat could be: this dudes digital (an imperfect replica of analogue/reality). And hes running from da cat, eli is a cool cat, so envy is running away from him, or envy is running from pussy (so hes frigid or homosexual), or hes just scared of cats (as in felines).
LazarusCato 10 months ago
"Look at this little man, with dint on the grill" - A dented grill on a microphone is something that affects the sound quality, its also a way of calling someone ugly, it could also be said that Elis rhymes were like a punch in the teeth to Envy (who is also a little man / a boy compared to Eli's manhood.
"See I'm the best, I told you that" - Remember me?
LazarusCato 10 months ago
"See I'm a let you know who the best, by the hour" - I guarantee Eli is getting atleast 1 view an hour.
"Its like Rosie O'Donnel at a bi-sexual bridal shower" - He feels out of place.
"It aint nothin to me man, I keep it for real" - It doesn't matter to him that hes out of place, he doesn't just keep it real (by not being fake), he keeps it (he holds it) that non-fakeness as a display of reality. Also for-real and sur-real. Surreal is what this is.
LazarusCato 10 months ago
Heres my take:
"I got one question man, tell me who next?" - I agree that he was thinking this Envy dude wasn't even worth his time.
"This niggas soft like the nigga who de gettin the best" - Another one of these future-tense backwards logic deals. Envy is soft like the dude who be getting beat by Eli, which is Envy lol.
"See I'm da best mayne, I deed it" - He did do it, and I agree it was so profound it needed time to sink in.
LazarusCato 10 months ago
holy shit
2hoesat1ce 10 months ago
THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!
His shit ain't that got damn (don't say god) deep fool.
kdeala21 10 months ago
@kdeala21 GOD DAMN YOUR AN IDIOT. THIS SHIT IS SARCASM NIGGA!
FiswaT 10 months ago
@FiswaT SHUT YO LAME ASS UP AND GET OFF HIS DICK, BITCH!!!
kdeala21 10 months ago
nigga why you got a 8 inch tv in the back
thabestballer24 11 months ago
This is so amazing man hah you are the best mang i love this vid and the song too great job buddy.
jamalydude 11 months ago
come on like stop trying to explain a bunch of bullshit that makes no sence he was just free styling your crazy
ashtoful 11 months ago
i dont think the guy has any idea what hes rapping about and is just making it up as he goes along, just like you making up this bullshit as your going along.
TAMGEEEEE 11 months ago
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@TAMGEEEEE dude, this is a joke ..... an i the only one that gets this humor???? DUDE!!!!! HE KNOWS THE RAP WAS FUCKING RETARDED!!!!!!!!
yomom4202 11 months ago
Come on now I'll never know what the 'deeto' is ...
nikolonian 11 months ago
@nikolonian lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I'm dyin' over here...I just saw the original vid that was put out years ago, and I needed that laugh...
ALThickMadame 10 months ago
are you serious man? I mean I feel for Eli, but damn dude, stop trying to make him into something he's not.....and stop trying to go against the flow in a corny way.
Cornbreadddd 11 months ago
ur like my english teacher talkin about gaysp i mean shakespeare.
Coolblasterxyz 1 year ago
Why does NO ONE seem to know that he's saying "you need to go to the ... detour?" Is the word detour just not in the public vernacular, or what?
fashnek 1 year ago
@fashnek sounds like deto to me and thats not a word
hoagiesupreme 1 year ago
Hahahahaha this video is full of shit, this guy should become a budget lawyer.
EVLGTR 1 year ago
i can explain the last line, he reminds envy, yet again, he is the best and then continues to go on and say go to the fucking deeto. Asounding! Eli is so clever and unique to make up his own language. Sort of like a Shakespear maybe even a visionary. He leaves us to wonder and be hungrey for more.
wetnoodleslapper 1 year ago
Lol it actually made some sort of sense
VitaNegern77 1 year ago
Yep, Eli is definitely the shade., The night because like a star he performs by burning up the cosmos just by spitting bars.
Ive been converted, its official.
DNAdrianMorris 1 year ago
Ur GAY!!!!
VastFlow 1 year ago
that idiot wasn't thinkin about shit. he was just sayin shit that he thinks an actual rapper would say. shut the fuck up.
DINKINFLICKAxx 1 year ago
@DINKINFLICKAxx its a joke you stupid cunt.
WarcraftAzraman 1 year ago
@DINKINFLICKAxx Wow, you obviously don't know what satire is HAHA, go read a dictionary.
PhRiZoN 1 year ago
this had me roasted like eva.
DoctorDreee 1 year ago
not surprised that black people actin white is as weird as
white people actin black
imagine that
cardhang 1 year ago
Overeducated Negroes.
amiraprod525 1 year ago
@amiraprod525 Was that a complement?
slmnsulaimon 1 year ago
@slmnsulaimon yes, yes it was!
amiraprod525 1 year ago
@amiraprod525 Nice one... 'cept for the Negro part... but nice.
slmnsulaimon 1 year ago
@slmnsulaimon believe me, it's a sarcastic kind of joke/complement we give to each other when we get deeply philosphical or interpretive. This gentleman got his overeducated negro on. LOL
amiraprod525 1 year ago
Eli is my inspiration! lol
ChesterStone 1 year ago
>>>>>Major Dick Rider<<<<<<
kevonte123 1 year ago
last line analysis: im the best man, you need to go to the fucken detour.
he restates his "best man" status, to remind him by the hour, however when he states this he minds time is flying so fast that everytime he states it its like an hour for him, meaning that there is nothing to notice on Envy. by detour, usually it means the other way around. stating that Envy's sexuality is "from the closet" and hiding from the "cat" he is gay and does it the other way around. plain, straightforward, clever
regaldrifter 1 year ago
over-analytical much. lol
regaldrifter 1 year ago
Myspace?? yea this video must be old lol
stephentate08 1 year ago
You broke it down! good job
flashbang504 1 year ago 2
mann he wack ill burn dis nigga mann eli wack lol AND THT DUDE SOUND GAY
MANN DIS NIGGA TLKIN SHYT MANN I SMASHED HIS CHICK I GOT HIM ROASTED LIKE A BUSTED TERKY HE DARK LIKE BEEF JERKY NIGGA SAYIN DIS N DAT BUT ROSIE O DONALD IIS THT LIL NIGGAS MAMMA HAHA JK JK THT NIGGA ELI IS KIND OF RAW
cameron131000 1 year ago
mann he wack ill burn dis nigga mann eli wack lol AND THT DUDE SOUND GAY
MANN DIS NIGGA TLKIN SHYT MANN I SMASHED HIS CHICK I GOT HIM ROASTED LIKE A BUSTED TERKY HE DARK LIKE BEEF JERKY NIGGA SAYIN DIS N DAT BUT ROSIE O DONALD IIS THT LIL NIGGAS MAMMA
cameron131000 1 year ago
he didnt talk about the dental le grille!
zzyoman 1 year ago
He deeeed it. This analysis is extraordinarily thoughtful! Kudos, sir. Well played!
aydh83 1 year ago
wat u need to explain is that small ass tv with antennas in the background
runedarkwarrior 1 year ago 28
@runedarkwarrior Hhaha i was actually wondering about that too LOL
mldnlkk6 1 year ago
great explanation!
he tha best! is there a eli shirt out there?
JFreshsounds 1 year ago
Envy, envy, he's a straight up re-tard
he's gonna Envy Eli when he gets owned so-hard,
yea man, he told me that, Eli told me envys' always runnin' from da cat.
By cat I mean Eli's not a wussy,
and by that I mean Envy's not gettin pussy,
if you want to see the complicated anatomy of a rap catastrophe,
you better talk to Envy Not Eli, no, he ain't got time - fo sho.
He is way too busy gettin' so many hoes. Cause he's the best man, He deed it.
ExpertOfSound 1 year ago
what was the intro song?
csm07cb 1 year ago
@csm07cb Sounds like Little Brother...
bearwarlock 1 year ago
@csm07cb Little Brother - Extra Hard
mattyvizzle 1 year ago
ima need for this nigga to stop explaining .
eli is special .
ok .
we get it .
deitrairene 1 year ago
omg i feel like i don't understand that at all
they look weird, and not good - and every literature work can be seen as genius work ... damn
Jeyno1991 1 year ago
Does he say "running from the cat" or "right in front of the cat" ? Just do it like that right front if the cat.. As in he doesn't care who sees him having sex
ayoopdog 1 year ago
@ayoopdog im pretty sure he actually said running from the gat (gun)
fa7cons 1 year ago
You need to go to the fucking dental :D
bugotti420 1 year ago
Everoast is a type of deli-style chiken... "roast for like ever"
balcaide 1 year ago
i started crackin up when he put on his glasses.
kingjinga 1 year ago
funny stuff!
videolover7 1 year ago
MC Eli goes hard mayne best mc eva yo.
callofdutymw2geek 1 year ago
he best because he runnin from cat.
KGBJACKAL 1 year ago
ROTFLMAO LMFO!!! This Was Genius Great Job!
ShinZeroX0735 1 year ago
haahah
jdodo008 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
are you joking??
MrSpaghetti12 1 year ago
That was nice.
MrHav1k 1 year ago
Damn how you broke that down I would love to have you as a teacher it's funny how you said I don't know what he was saying rite there lol
DW1014 1 year ago
@DW1014 Yeah that part was funny as crap!
bradleypianoman 1 year ago
i think he said "you need to go to the fuckin dental" i.e. envy has fucked up teeth?
Emz5002 1 year ago
people think eli elvy sucks but he doesnt i see he got problems with his voice and all...but at least he hes the courage to sing with his problems...so i think hes music is kinda good
tehnoobacc 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This is the funniest shit on youtube
jadajean05 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure Eli paused because he couldn't think of what to sasy next. Look at his eyes lmao
CeruleanTwist 1 year ago
nigga you need to get a new t.v....that was tight though.
cooper2624 1 year ago 3
lmao!!!! this dude is crazy!
bradleypianoman 1 year ago
he truly is the best mayne
damato911 1 year ago 25
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damato911 1 year ago
u put way too much thought into this. it must suck being envy...gettin slaughtered by a kid with down syndrome... ++ LITTLE BROTHER FTW
Graffikul 1 year ago
Does it make you feel big taking the piss out of a disabled person?
Nice one.
sicktingsblud 1 year ago
man. u got me convinced
khyweezy123456 1 year ago
u tell tHE FUCKIN TRUTH! i didnt even look at it that way until u told me
TheFlareZEmpire 1 year ago
oh shit! didn't even know about all dat. he da BEST MAYNE!
coolsk83rjay 1 year ago
a yo you convinced me too bro
zsparx 1 year ago
WE'VE JUST BEEN MINDFUCKED ! ! !
JAYSTAReality 1 year ago 28
no hes retarded.. via the retard/sezuire dance
indyboom 1 year ago
@indyboom that don't mean he's retarded that's probably a disorder or something he has he can't control that but that doesn't make him retarted I mean he had a mind enough to come up with some cleaver lines in that battle.
DW1014 1 year ago
hahaha DRIPPING with sarcasm. How do you come up with this shit??
eriknyquist123 1 year ago
Actually, I think he said that thing about the cat because Envy's last line was talking about how he ran at the cat with a pump.
PolarisSeal 1 year ago
he da best ManGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
CrazyMonkeySkating 1 year ago
what a wise man. Eli's great words shall live forever... thanks Eli... and you are the best. You deed it.
dacookiekid1 1 year ago
shut the fuck up and stop making videos like these mother fucker!!
dvalenz21 1 year ago
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8103andrew 1 year ago
THIS IS GREAT!
8103andrew 1 year ago
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8103andrew 1 year ago
I did the same thing with my friends.
My take on it was that rosie o'Donald.
it just means he is the best. rosie is top lez at a bisexual bridal shower aka the best lez there.
iforgotmylogin7 1 year ago
were you selling cars on 15th and Avalon?
invertedstyles 1 year ago
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noillecnod 1 year ago
lmao i dont kno wat he was sayin der
datlouisianaboi1 1 year ago 3
this guy is more retarded then eli porter
laz0r4321 1 year ago
Yes sir!
ThePomograno 1 year ago
Yo I read this online somewhere, did u steal this or did you write it up??
slangyung 1 year ago
Damn, his science iz too tight!
venomkill666 1 year ago
Little Brother! North Carolina's finest!
PunchofGenius 1 year ago
wow thank you for breaking it down .This is deep
reg1167 1 year ago
so if i say im the best does that mean im the best??? and if you say no im not then your lying cause i already told you i was the best hahahaha that nigga rode on it but hahahaha
kcmelissa 1 year ago
I think he said (at the end) "You should step down...off the pedestal, I'm the best man, you need to go to the fuckin' dental." (I guess because when you fall off your high horse you bust your teeth.) More importantly, what is that awesome song playing in the beginning?
DJDesikari 1 year ago
Eli Porter was too cold....R.I.P.
DJDesikari 1 year ago